Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ OMG! Were Dead! ❯ Hiei's point of View ( Chapter 2 )

OMG! Were Dead!

 

Kaijuu: Well were back with chapter 2!

 

Kitsune: Hey Kaijuu?

 

Kaijuu: Hai?

 

Kitsune: You know I noticed no one said anything about the begging of the story…

 

Kaijuu: Hai I did too…..

 

Kitsune: I don't own the beginning to chapter one, you know the part where Santa kills all the reindeer. That was my friend's idea. He said I could take it, only if I don't put it in the story that my friend Cassi and I are writing.

 

Kaijuu: But since this isn't the story she's writing with Cassi, she's able to use it

 

Kitsune: Use it, not steal it

 

Kaijuu: While were saying we don't own stuff, let's just say the Disclaimer!

 

Kitsune: Ok! But I don't want to do it. So let's get Kurama to do it!

 

Kaijuu: But Kurama isn't here….

 

Kitsune: That's ok! We'll just take him from out story! ::Pulls Kurama out of Chapter 3::

 

Kurama: ::Falls to the ground, since the part of the story Kitsune took him out of, he was sitting watching a movie(You'll see next chapter what I mean):: Wha? ::looks around:: Where am I?

 

Kitsune: You are in the before the story chat!

 

Kurama: The ……what?

 

Kitsune: The before the story chat. You know? It's before the story, and were chatting.

 

Kurama: uh-huh. Right, so why did you bring me here?

 

Kaijuu: You need to say the disclaimer.

 

Kurama: The…..what?

 

Kitsune: Just say that we don't own anything

 

Kurama: But you just said it.

 

Kitsune and Kaijuu: *blink blink*

 

Kaijuu: He's right Kitsune.

 

Kitsune: Yeah, well, just say it Kurama it's only *counts on fingers* 8 words.

 

Kurama: I don't have a choice do I?

 

Kaijuu and Kitsune: Nope!

 

Kurama: *sigh* Kitsune and Kaijuu don't own Yu Yu Hakusho

 

Kitsune: Thank you, now back to the story! ::Takes Kurama and throws him back into chapter three::

 

Kaijuu and Kitsune: I hope you enjoy this chapter! ^-^

 

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Hiei was jumping from tree to tree looking in random windows of random houses.

 

In of the windows he looked in, had an old lady sleeping.

 

Another had two kids, a girl 5 years old and a boy 3 years old, watching a movie in their bed. (that's my next-door neighbors! ^-^)

 

He passed a number of houses none really catching his eye.

 

One was a girl yelling at the T.V., but at what and why, Hiei did not care.

 

One was a boy getting yelled at by his mom.

 

Another was four girls watching a movie and all the lights were off expect the T.V.. Some thing happened on the T.V. and they all screamed.

 

There was only one house that REALLY caught Hiei attention.

 

It was just one house. It was a one-story house. It wasn't a very special house. It had everything a normal house did. That's because it WAS a normal house.

 

But the people inside the window Hiei looked in were two girls. They were doing something to cards. They had a deck of regular playing cards. Half of the cards were face up, and half the cards were face down. One of the girls said something, and flipped over a card. The other girl looked like she was yelling, while the other girl looked like she was trying not to laugh.

 

Hiei being the curious little half fire half ice demon we all know and love, wanted to know what they were so excited about. So he as quietly as possible, which is REALLY quiet because Hiei is a very talented ex-thief, opened the window and listened in the their conversation.

 

“Hey Hiei?” Kitsune asked.

 

Hiei blinked `How do they know my name?' Hiei thought.

 

“Can we tell Yukina that your he brother?” Kaijuu asked the cards, not knowing the person they were talking to in the cards was on her window seal.

 

`NO!' Hiei thought. He would of said something, but the girls hadn't seen him yet and he didn't want to alarm them that the person they were talking to was actually listening to their conversation.

 

Kitsune flipped over a card and looked at it. Black.

 

`Hmm I wonder what that means…..' Hiei thought

 

“Are you sure we can't tell her?” Kaijuu asked.

 

`Yes I'm sure!' Hiei thought, establishing the fact that the black cards mean `No'.

 

The next card that was flipped over was red.

 

“Hey Kitsune, should we tell Yukina?” Kaijuu asked

 

`Don't you dare!' Hiei thought, momentarily forgetting that he was thinking and they couldn't hear him.

 

“Sure” Kitsune said

 

“Ok,” Kaijuu flipped over a card. “Yukina are you there?”

 

Hiei looked around `I don't see Yukina anywhere….'

 

“Oh good” he heard Kitsune say, and he looked over to the deck of cards and looked at the top card. Red. `I guess red means yes…..' Hiei thought.

 

“We have something to tell you” Kaijuu said

 

Hiei visibly paled. Would they REALLY tell Yukina?

 

“Hiei is your brother!” Kitsune said.

 

Hiei was SO white, he could have been mistaken as a ghost. `They told!' Hiei's awe soon turned into anger `I'll kill them and no one is going to get in my way!'

 

~

 

Soon the girls went to bed, and Hiei crept into the room. He quietly walked over to Kaijuu, who was closest at the time. He quietly unsheathed his katana and was about to kill Kaijuu when her door creaked. Hiei stood perfectly still. (Kitsune: I HATE it when your door does the Kaijuu! It sounds like someone is opening your door!) Once Hiei decided no one was opening the door, he quickly and quietly kills Kaijuu by beheading her. He then walked over to Kitsune and took his kantana and put it threw her heart, and quietly slipped away out the window.

~

 

Kitsune and Kaijuu woke up at about he same time. They blinked and looked around. They realized that they were floating several feet in the air. They looked down and saw their bodies lying there. Kaijuu was beheaded, and Kitsune had been stabbed in the heart.

 

“Oh my god! Were dead!” Kaijuu yelled

 

“Now clam down Kaijuu! We could be asleep, or in a coma or we could of passed or…or…or…”

 

“Oh My God! Were Dead!” both girls yelled at the same time.

 

“Bingo! You sure figured that one out quick!” A mysterious (Kaijuu: if you're a REAL YYH fan this shouldn't be mysterious) voice said from behind them. They turned around and saw Botan! (Wow who would of guessed?!)

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Kitsune: Well that's chapter two!

 

Kaijuu: I hope you liked it!

 

Kitsune: I hope it was long enough for every one! ^-^

 

Kaijuu: Yes, and there were YYH characters in it this time!

 

Kitsune: Yes TWO!

 

Kitsune and Kaijuu: R&R! please?! ::puppy dog eyes::