Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Science Class ❯ Chapter 1

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or trademarks in either Fruits Basket nor Yu Yu Hakusho, though I wish I did… ^_^

Thanks: Heather: thanks to you, Laurie, who gave me the inspiration. Actually it's a pretty funny story. She was like rubbing my leg in Science during a movie, and I was like, Dude, you read too many fics! And she was all like, Hey, that'd make a cool fic! And, here we are! Also thanks to Mr. Weber, for all of the yelling, and Allie for writing Bram's (such a cutie!!!) name with the words extending out!

Laurie: an acrostic if you have a 2 digit IQ… _Shut up, Laurie!_ Who's there? _It's me, your sanity_ I thought I got rid of you! _I'll always come back. You can't hide from me_ Noooo!! Stay back! _..._ Hey…it's gone…Yay!

Heather: are you talking to yourself?

Laurie: maybe…

Heather: whatever…

Warnings: yaoi, hint of lemon (oooo…sounds yummy!), pwp, and shounan ai. Also, this is my first fic ever, so feel free to flame me.

 

 

 

 

Science Class

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Hiei? How would you like to go to school with me?" Kurama called to the fire demon from his bathroom.

"Why?"

"I don't know. I know how much you like movies, and we're watching movies in all of my classes. You wouldn't be that bored." Kurama ran the brush through his soft, silky scarlet tresses.

"Will it shut you up?" the Koorime asked.

Kurama poked his head out to look at the naked fire demon sitting cross-legged on his bed. "Yes, and it would make me incredibly happy." He smiled and went back to his hair, the envy of so many girls at school.

"Fine. But only to make you happy, fox. But wait. That means that I'll have to get dressed! Damn!" Hiei searched the room for his clothes, but couldn't find a single garment. "Red! Where are my clothes?"

"Uh, I think they're in the corner." Kurama called from the bathroom. "That's where I tried to throw them. Or maybe under the bed…did you check the closet? Or maybe the bathtub…"

"Found `em." Hiei quickly got dressed and walked into the bathroom. "What in the three worlds are you doing?"

"I'm brushing my teeth. How else am I supposed to get such bright and shiny teeth?"

"Hn. Whatever. Are you done yet?" He asked as Kurama spit into the sink.

"Yep. Man, it's probably a good thing that kaasan isn't home, ya know?" the kitsune and the koorime walked down the stairs and into the kitchen.

"Ha. You're telling me? You're the one with the banshee mating call each time you scream! I'm surprised the neighbors haven't complained yet!"

"Hiei, you're so mean." Kurama chuckled as he grabbed his book bag on the chair that was around the kitchen table. "C'mon, let's go."

 

 

 

When they reached the school, they walked up to a bunch of Kurama's friends.

"Now, remember Hiei. Here I'm Suuichi. And no one here knows about…us. Ok?"

"Hn. I guess."

"Hey Shuuichi! Come over here!" one of Kurama's friends yelled to him.

"Hey, Haru! [1] What's up?"

"Who's your little friend?" another one of Kurama's friends, Kyo, asked. He went over to Hiei and patted his head.

The fire demon growled quietly. "This is Hiei. He's my friend from…uh…-"

"Okinawa. We're all short over there." Hiei saved as he looked up at Kurama.

"That's cool. Hey, Shuuichi. Did we have any homework in Science?" Haru asked.

"Nah. We are watching movies in that class today, so he didn't give us homework." Kurama looked at his watch. "Hey, let's get to class?"

 

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"Fox, what class is this? All these symbols and letters, what are they?" Hiei whispered as he sat down and looked at the board.

"AP Calculus. And those symbols are plus, minus, congruent, contrapositive, and variables. It's all actually really easy, once you know what the hell you're doing." Kurama explained as he copied down the warm up problem.

"Well, I don't know what the hell I'm doing, so can you help me?" Hiei asked.

"Sure, just copy down the problem, and I'll help you in a minute." The youko continued his work on the problem as a girl came up.

"Shu-Shuuichi? Can you help me with this? I don't understand how to get the 5th variable." She asked timidly.

"Sure. What you do is, you take this" he pointed to a part of the problem. "and you put it over this. And, voila! A 5th variable!" he finished with a flourish of his pencil.

"Thank you, Suichi!" and she took off towards her desk, blushing as her friends giggled.

"Ok, you guys! As promised, a movie day. You have a choice between `Hercules' and `The Last Samurai'." The teacher asked the class. It was unanimous.

"Ok, `Hercules' it is. Kyo, [1] please turn out the lights." The boy got up and flipped the switch. "Enjoy." The teacher said enigmatically.

The room was totally dark for a few moments before the movie started, and Hiei took this opportunity to grab hold of Kurama's hand. The kitsune smiled, and squeezed his hand back. The movie went pretty smoothly, while the two demons sat there together, holding hands.

 

"Wow. That has to be the stupidest movie I have ever seen." Hiei said as they walked out of the class an hour and a half later.

"What do you mean? I love that movie. So full of adventure and love. It's so amazing." Kurama gave Hiei a mock dreamy look.

"Hn. Stupid fox." They walked to the youko's Science class, Kurama occasionally pushing Hiei lightly into the lockers that lined the halls.

 

 

 

"RIGHT!!! [2] You fools, we are gonna watch a movie in here today about the solar system! Hey, you, Yuki! [1] Get the lights!" the teacher yelled.

"The solar system? Like, as in, the planets?" Hiei asked Kurama quietly.

"Yeah, but we don't actually have to pay attention. Kurama leaned down to make it look like he was adjusting his pant leg rather than talking to the fire demon next to him.

"Whatever." The koorime leaned back in his chair and stretched. "Wake me up when it's over."

"Hell no. If I have to stay awake, then so do you." Kurama tore out a piece of paper and started writing on it. When he was finished, he passed it to Hiei. It read:

 

Hott

Incredible

Exhausting (>.<)

Itooshi

 

Love you, Kurama

 

 

Hiei took his feet off of the desk and read the note silently to himself. When he got to the `E', he smiled and started to write back. His note read:

 

Koibito

Understanding

Reckless

Adorable

Melt your heart

Affectionate

 

Love you too, Hiei

 

He passed the note to the extremely bored looking youko at his side, who read the note with a slight smile on his face. He hit Hiei lightly on the shoulder and mouthed "I am not adorable! I'm handsome!"

Hiei leaned forward. "Trust me fox. You are adorable." He whispered sensually in the youko's ear. Hiei, completely content on going back to the movie, didn't expect Kurama to suddenly grab his head and pull him down into a deep kiss.

"Kurama!" the koorime exclaimed. "What about-" The youko put a finger to Hiei's mouth.

"Shhhh. We wouldn't want to get caught, now would we?" Kurama whispered in the Jaganshi's ear. Hiei grinned with a little of his fanged tooth showing and kissed Kurama. The kitsune suppressed a moan as the youkai's hands wandered under his shirt, feeling his chest and back. Hiei's claws were lightly scraping Kurama's sides, pulling him closer. Hiei silently got up from his desk and in a second was straddled on the fox's lap.

"Hiei, what-" he started to say, but the fire demon cut him off with a deep kiss. Hiei battled with Kurama's tongue furiously, then pulled back, breathless. He nibbled on the fox's earlobe, whispering.

"You know you want me…" Kurama grabbed Hiei's hips, silently screaming. But when the fire demon started grinding their hips together, the kitsune went wild. Kurama's breathing became harsher the faster he went. "Stop…you're too loud." The youkai stopped to both Kurama's relief and disappointment. Hiei moved his mouth to Kurama's neck and sucked gently on his jugular vein, making the fox wiggle a bit, so as not to cry out.

"Shit, Hiei! We're in class!" Kurama breathed. "Not in my room!"

"I know, but I need a distraction from this damn movie."

"BOYS! Stop talking or you're going out in the hall! And Kyo! Back to your seat! Stop being a bonehead!" the teacher yelled.

"Hn." Hiei went back to his ministrations on Kurama's neck, but it felt so good! Kurama whimpered a bit since he couldn't say anything.

"Shhhh, fox." Hiei whispered as he kissed the spot he had been suckling. Kurama picked up the jaganshi's head and looked him straight in the eye. He kissed him so deeply, that they didn't notice the lights in the class room being turned on, or the teacher standing right next to them.

"OI!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?!?!?" the teacher bellowed.

"Oh, shit!" Kurama said.

 

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"What possessed you to do it? How long have you and him been, been, you know…" the woman standing over Kurama trailed off.

"Mom, I'm so sorry! It's just that…that…that I love him." Kurama looked down at his feet as his mother paced in front of him.

"Honey, it's not that I disapprove, but why in school?" Shiori looked down at her son's crimson hair.

The youko looked up. "You- you don't mind? That he and I are…?"

"Not at all. You are still my son, and I still love you as much as ever. Besides, it wasn't all that much of a shock." Kurama's eyes widened with amazement. "I mean, with the amount of time you spend on your hair, what would you expect me to think?"

Kurama's jaw dropped. "Mom!! You thought I was gay?! What?"

"Well, aren't you? Sweetheart, just do me one favor, don't ever do that school again, ok?"

"Hai, kaasan."

 

 

 

 

 

~Owari~

 

 

 

 

[1]- I couldn't think of any other names, so this is how it came out! Also, Kyo is supposed to symbolize Kyle, this guy that is also in my Science class.

[2]-Mr. Weber, my Science teacher, yells at us like that all the time. And this really cute guy, Bryan, copies him. Pretty funny, actually.

 

Author's notes: My friend Ellen came up with some good ideas. Sequels!!! English class in the Library; Gym Class in the showers; Home Ec. with cherries and whipped cream; and also in Art class, with all of the paint! Man…Ellen is kinky!!! ^_^