Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Smile! Your on Kurama cam ❯ Observation 1 Part 1: Yusuke Urameshi ( Chapter 1 )
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By: KuramasDarkSide 
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.02.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 907 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.02.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 907 | Status: Work In Progress
Disclaimer: I Do not have not and probably will not own yu yu hakusho.
Klw: Well this is another idea that somehow popped into my head so I decided to write it and see what you people think of it. So I hope you enjoy it and please remain seated at all time during lift off . Thank you for flying with us. Enjoy your flight.
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Kurama was in his english class when he had gotten this assignment. "And so students you shall have 7 days to record the documentary on the lives of animals on camera. Good luck." said the teacher who was passing out video equipment.
' what could I do this documentary on?' Kurama thought to himself as he walked outside holding the video camera. He keeps on walking when he hears yelling. He sees Yusuke arguing with Kuwabara about something that has to do with turkeys and root beer.
Kurama smirked to himself ', Perfect.'
Kurama then ran to his house and went to his room. He sat down on his bed and turned on the camera. Kurama then said to the camera ", This is Shuichi Minamino. For the next week we shall be observing the natural habits of Yusuke Urameshi, Kazuma Kuwabara, Hiei, Keiko Yukimura, Yukina, Botan, and Koenma." With that he turned offf the camera.
Observation 1 Part 1
Yusuke Urameshi
Kurama was hanging upside down from a tree close to yusuke's house. " Here we are at the first species to be studied fightious punkious of that which is called Yusuke Urameshi. For today we shall study and observe his natural habitats and habits. I have put a special tiny microchip on him that will allow us the hear him and to track him. Looks like our speciman has woken up"
Inside of Yusuke's house, Yusuke has woken up. He then sits up and reaches under his bed and pulls Puu. Yusuke" Who's mama's little birdie? You're a good birdie yes you are. Now let's give mama a BIGGGGGGG kiss." Puu looks utterly digust as Yusuke kisses him. " Now let's go take a nice warm bath" Yusuke says as he takes Puu into the bathroom. "Puuuuuuuuuuu" said Puu while glaring.
" Looks like the parental instincts of a mother protecting her young have kicked in." Said kurama who was trying very hard not to burst out laughing and fall out of the tree. " Now let us see what is going on in the washing of the young"
In the bathroom Yusuke singing in the shower while Puu is drowning in the sink. " I like tight butts and I cannot lie, Keiko's is really fine. Kuwabara is a jackass that should be drugged and killed and Kumara is a bi ,that likes to strip for guys. Hiei stares at Kurama's butt like it was the heavens and god, And Botan is prep, that should be killed with a sack, and toddler is is a pest, that one day's gonna fuck a hornets nest .Genkai is a hag that likes to fuck with shopping bags, Yukina is too sweet but I like to look at her feet. Lalalalalal........" He continues singing his song.
Kurama" -_-* I'm am not bisexual. I am straight. Oh it looks like our speciman is on the move." Kurama then climbs down the tree and goes by the window that show's Yusuke's kitchen. " Looks like our speciman is getting something to eat. Let us observe this."
Yusuke is in the kitchen. He gets out a box of cereal and a bottle of vodka. Then he sits down at the table and pours the box of cereal into the bottle of vodka and downs it." Good breakfest. Now I gotta get to school and try out that new thing on keiko." He runs out the door.
"that was an interesting meal" Said Kurama who kept on blinking repeatedly." Well anyway let us follow him to his school where he shall interact with other animals besides himself." Kurama started to follow Yusuke slowly so he would not be detected.
Yusuke arrives at school with Kurama not far behind. "Here we are, Sarayashiki High School. Now we shall watch how he interacts. Here comes a female, Keiko Yukimura to be precise. Let us see what they do."
Yusuke walks up to Keiko' Time to try my new way of saying hello to keiko.' " Hey keiko," He looks down her shirt", Nice bra."
" Looks like our speciman is trying to find a mate by looking at her breast. This must be a ritual in finding a sutible mate. " A loud slap is heard follewed by "Yusuke you pervert!" "Ooooooo rejected" Said Kurama as he was laughing his ass off. he then fell out of a tree. " @.@ That hurt. Ouch" Kurama gets up and we see little birdies flying around his head. " I'm just going to pretend i don't see those. O look here comes a male rival for power, Kazuma Kuwabara."
" Urameshi, today for fight number 4657 I shall win" Kuwabara runs staight at Yusuke ready to punch him but Yusuke dogdes him and Kuwabara runs straight damn into a tree in that which Hiei was asleep in, causing Hiei to fall out of the tree and break his katana on the ground which really pissed him off. " Why you stupid godforsaken idiot what that fuck were you doing!? My katana YOU BROKE IT!! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU GODDAMNED IDIOT!!" Hiei took off his bandana revealing and extremely pissed off jagen eye." Now you die." " N..nnnnnoww now Hiei PLEASE DON"T KILL ME!!!!" Kuwabara then runs away screaming " BLOODY MURDER!!!" followed by Hiei who is probably going to somehow chop up Kuwabara's body into 15 pieces , flushing various parts down the toilet and burying the others.
Kurama was now laughing really really really hard along with the birdies on his head." Looks like the tougher looking rival was beaten by even powerful opponent that was half his size." After regaining his composer Kurama jumped into a tree so he could see what Yusuke does in class." Now we shall observe what he does in class when he isn't ditching and if he does ditch we shall see what he does then."
Yusuke is sitting in his desk watching Kuwabara carve into his desk Kuwabara loves Yukina unfortunately Mr.Iwamoto sees this. " Hey you basterd that's school property! Give me that desk!!" Kuwabara then held on to the desk for dear life. " NO!! IT's a dedication to my love for the fair snow angel that has graced me with her beauty and love" " Here we go again with the 10 hour Yukina speech" Yusuke sighed. As Kuwabara continued his speech Yusuke left the room.
" This is the longest and most boring speech I have ever heard. Let's just follow our speciman to the roof where he usually goes." Kurama jumped higher to the top of the tree which was conveniently as tall as the school.
Yusuke had gotten on top the door thingy and took out a stuffed purple dinosaur toy rapped in a pink blanet." I love you barney. You give me the courage to be a strong and great fighter. HUG TIME!!" He begins to hug the doll making the head fly off and hit kurama in the head. " OUCH!!" Yusuke runs over to the edge of the roof. " KURAMA!! WHAT THE ?! YOU WERE SPYING ON ME!! YOU RECORDED EVERYTHING!!" " No Not everything. Now it is time to end the observation on this speciman. Next time it shall be the study off Kazuma Kuwabara. " " KURAMA GIVE ME THAT TAPE!!!" " I shall run now." Kurama starts to run as Yusuke chases him while swinging barney around ready to beat the shit out of Kurama with it.
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Klw: Well did you guys like it?
Kurama: That was fun and I got black mail material too.
Klw: I'm glad your happy Kurama.
Kuwabara: X.X
Hiei: Now to chop up Kuwabara's body into 15 pieces , flush various parts down the toilet and bury the others.
Klw: Where's Yusuke?
Kurama: I lost him somehow.
Yusuke* somewhere in alaska* Where did you go Kurama?! I'LL FIND YOU AND I WILL GET THAT TAPE!!!!!!
Klw: Well this is another idea that somehow popped into my head so I decided to write it and see what you people think of it. So I hope you enjoy it and please remain seated at all time during lift off . Thank you for flying with us. Enjoy your flight.
________________________________________________________________________ ______________
Kurama was in his english class when he had gotten this assignment. "And so students you shall have 7 days to record the documentary on the lives of animals on camera. Good luck." said the teacher who was passing out video equipment.
' what could I do this documentary on?' Kurama thought to himself as he walked outside holding the video camera. He keeps on walking when he hears yelling. He sees Yusuke arguing with Kuwabara about something that has to do with turkeys and root beer.
Kurama smirked to himself ', Perfect.'
Kurama then ran to his house and went to his room. He sat down on his bed and turned on the camera. Kurama then said to the camera ", This is Shuichi Minamino. For the next week we shall be observing the natural habits of Yusuke Urameshi, Kazuma Kuwabara, Hiei, Keiko Yukimura, Yukina, Botan, and Koenma." With that he turned offf the camera.
Observation 1 Part 1
Yusuke Urameshi
Kurama was hanging upside down from a tree close to yusuke's house. " Here we are at the first species to be studied fightious punkious of that which is called Yusuke Urameshi. For today we shall study and observe his natural habitats and habits. I have put a special tiny microchip on him that will allow us the hear him and to track him. Looks like our speciman has woken up"
Inside of Yusuke's house, Yusuke has woken up. He then sits up and reaches under his bed and pulls Puu. Yusuke" Who's mama's little birdie? You're a good birdie yes you are. Now let's give mama a BIGGGGGGG kiss." Puu looks utterly digust as Yusuke kisses him. " Now let's go take a nice warm bath" Yusuke says as he takes Puu into the bathroom. "Puuuuuuuuuuu" said Puu while glaring.
" Looks like the parental instincts of a mother protecting her young have kicked in." Said kurama who was trying very hard not to burst out laughing and fall out of the tree. " Now let us see what is going on in the washing of the young"
In the bathroom Yusuke singing in the shower while Puu is drowning in the sink. " I like tight butts and I cannot lie, Keiko's is really fine. Kuwabara is a jackass that should be drugged and killed and Kumara is a bi ,that likes to strip for guys. Hiei stares at Kurama's butt like it was the heavens and god, And Botan is prep, that should be killed with a sack, and toddler is is a pest, that one day's gonna fuck a hornets nest .Genkai is a hag that likes to fuck with shopping bags, Yukina is too sweet but I like to look at her feet. Lalalalalal........" He continues singing his song.
Kurama" -_-* I'm am not bisexual. I am straight. Oh it looks like our speciman is on the move." Kurama then climbs down the tree and goes by the window that show's Yusuke's kitchen. " Looks like our speciman is getting something to eat. Let us observe this."
Yusuke is in the kitchen. He gets out a box of cereal and a bottle of vodka. Then he sits down at the table and pours the box of cereal into the bottle of vodka and downs it." Good breakfest. Now I gotta get to school and try out that new thing on keiko." He runs out the door.
"that was an interesting meal" Said Kurama who kept on blinking repeatedly." Well anyway let us follow him to his school where he shall interact with other animals besides himself." Kurama started to follow Yusuke slowly so he would not be detected.
Yusuke arrives at school with Kurama not far behind. "Here we are, Sarayashiki High School. Now we shall watch how he interacts. Here comes a female, Keiko Yukimura to be precise. Let us see what they do."
Yusuke walks up to Keiko' Time to try my new way of saying hello to keiko.' " Hey keiko," He looks down her shirt", Nice bra."
" Looks like our speciman is trying to find a mate by looking at her breast. This must be a ritual in finding a sutible mate. " A loud slap is heard follewed by "Yusuke you pervert!" "Ooooooo rejected" Said Kurama as he was laughing his ass off. he then fell out of a tree. " @.@ That hurt. Ouch" Kurama gets up and we see little birdies flying around his head. " I'm just going to pretend i don't see those. O look here comes a male rival for power, Kazuma Kuwabara."
" Urameshi, today for fight number 4657 I shall win" Kuwabara runs staight at Yusuke ready to punch him but Yusuke dogdes him and Kuwabara runs straight damn into a tree in that which Hiei was asleep in, causing Hiei to fall out of the tree and break his katana on the ground which really pissed him off. " Why you stupid godforsaken idiot what that fuck were you doing!? My katana YOU BROKE IT!! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU GODDAMNED IDIOT!!" Hiei took off his bandana revealing and extremely pissed off jagen eye." Now you die." " N..nnnnnoww now Hiei PLEASE DON"T KILL ME!!!!" Kuwabara then runs away screaming " BLOODY MURDER!!!" followed by Hiei who is probably going to somehow chop up Kuwabara's body into 15 pieces , flushing various parts down the toilet and burying the others.
Kurama was now laughing really really really hard along with the birdies on his head." Looks like the tougher looking rival was beaten by even powerful opponent that was half his size." After regaining his composer Kurama jumped into a tree so he could see what Yusuke does in class." Now we shall observe what he does in class when he isn't ditching and if he does ditch we shall see what he does then."
Yusuke is sitting in his desk watching Kuwabara carve into his desk Kuwabara loves Yukina unfortunately Mr.Iwamoto sees this. " Hey you basterd that's school property! Give me that desk!!" Kuwabara then held on to the desk for dear life. " NO!! IT's a dedication to my love for the fair snow angel that has graced me with her beauty and love" " Here we go again with the 10 hour Yukina speech" Yusuke sighed. As Kuwabara continued his speech Yusuke left the room.
" This is the longest and most boring speech I have ever heard. Let's just follow our speciman to the roof where he usually goes." Kurama jumped higher to the top of the tree which was conveniently as tall as the school.
Yusuke had gotten on top the door thingy and took out a stuffed purple dinosaur toy rapped in a pink blanet." I love you barney. You give me the courage to be a strong and great fighter. HUG TIME!!" He begins to hug the doll making the head fly off and hit kurama in the head. " OUCH!!" Yusuke runs over to the edge of the roof. " KURAMA!! WHAT THE ?! YOU WERE SPYING ON ME!! YOU RECORDED EVERYTHING!!" " No Not everything. Now it is time to end the observation on this speciman. Next time it shall be the study off Kazuma Kuwabara. " " KURAMA GIVE ME THAT TAPE!!!" " I shall run now." Kurama starts to run as Yusuke chases him while swinging barney around ready to beat the shit out of Kurama with it.
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Klw: Well did you guys like it?
Kurama: That was fun and I got black mail material too.
Klw: I'm glad your happy Kurama.
Kuwabara: X.X
Hiei: Now to chop up Kuwabara's body into 15 pieces , flush various parts down the toilet and bury the others.
Klw: Where's Yusuke?
Kurama: I lost him somehow.
Yusuke* somewhere in alaska* Where did you go Kurama?! I'LL FIND YOU AND I WILL GET THAT TAPE!!!!!!