Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Straight-Jacket ❯ Rings and Weasels ( Chapter 3 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

straightjacket3TEXTBOBO �»×³M»×³NmBIN ��7�Gemini: Ok! I'll start! Umm... I heard that the school's principal was getting paid big time, if ya' know what I mean.

Jin: Yeah, but homework is screwed, if ya know what I mean!

Touya: I heard the zoo manager got his monkey spanked, if you know what I mean.

Gemini: You're pretty good at this. Know what I mean?

Jin: I know this guy who called Ben Dover to me, if ya know what I mean!

Shishi: This is stupid.
Gemini: One of my friends is all of the above, if ya know what I mean.

Touya: (smiles a little) That is disgusting.

Jin: I saw a horny toad, if ya know what I mean!

Gemini: (spots her muse out of the corner of her eye) MAGIC WEASEL!!!

Jin: I knew they exsisted!!

MW: Hi! (wags his tail)

Jin: It's fuzzy!! (picks it up)

Gemini: Hi Mr. Weenie!

MW: Hi Gemini! I have an idea for you! Kill Shishiwakamaru and give me a snack!

Gemini: OKAY!!! (takes out the chainsaw and chases Shishi with it)

Touya and Jin: O_O;;;;;

MW: What're YOU lookin at! Go get me some Ho-Hos!!

(I DO NOT own Ho-Hos!)

Jin: PIZZA!!

MW: HO-HOS!!!

Touya: (forms a piece of dry ice on his hands and shoves it in Mr. Weenie's mouth)

MW: IT BURNS!!!

Jin: (pulls out a mallet and aims iit at Mr. Weenie) I'm all for saving the environment, but this weasel has gotta go!! (lifts the mallet above his head and slams it onto the ground, leaving a mess of blood on the ground.) GOT HIM!!

MW: (laughs evilly) MWAHAHAHAHA!!! That was the little impy Shishiwakamaru! You can't kill me! I'm a muse!

Gemini: Success!! (fires a machine gun into the air and shoots a dragon.) Oops....

Dragon: (roars and dies)

Jin: O_o;;;;; I don't know her...

Hiei: (zooms in and looks pissed) Alright, who just killed my precious Dragon of the Darkness Flame!?!?!?

Gemini: (holding a Dorito in her hand and is in a Smeagol-like position) My precious... It is the precious... (eats the Dorito)*CHOMP!* No! The precious is lost!

Hiei: Baka.

Gemini: (glares at Hiei) Stupid fat hobbits!!

Hiei: I'm not fat.

Gemini: Fat hobbits can keep his stupid chips! (hisses)

Touya: And what am I?

Gemini: The army of Maurdor! And I'm Gollem!

Jin: I'm Frodo!

Gemini: And you're the Fat Hobbits! (glares at Hiei) Stupid Oompa Loompa!

Hiei: You killed Fluffles!!! (points at Gemini)

Gemini: I thought you couldn't kill dragons...

Hiei: He was my uncle's pit bull in a dragon suit!!!

Gemini: So?

Hiei: Why did you kill him!!??

Gemini: Because I felt like it...

Jin: Can't argue with that logic!

Gemini: That was so Elementary ago!

Jin: Let's go somewhere, 'cause we don't have all for eternity!

Hiei and Touya: elementary ago? All for eternity? O_o??????

Jin: I know it's yo' mama!!

Gemini: Help me Weasel! Give me the right path!!

Mr. Weenie: Get me some Ho-Hos bitch!!

Gemini: Why?

Touya: Is it true that steroids shrivel up your 'nads? O_O

Mr. Weenie: Like you have any! Mine are bigger then yours!!

Jin: O_o WEASEL GO TIMEOUT!!! (steps on the weasel's tail)

Mr. Weenie: You stole my freaks you son of a bitch!! Now gimme' that candy!!

Touya: =_=;;;

Mr. Weenie: YOU DIE NOW!!! (bites Touya.)

Touya: OH FUCK!!!!

Jin and Gemini: (laughing insanely)

Gemini: Touya got beat by a rodent!!

Mr. Weenie: I IS NOT A RODENT!!!! ÿÿ