Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Straight-Jacket ❯ I hate titles... ( Chapter 2 )

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-»×¬ô»×¬ômBIN ��Z¸Jin: (slamming his head on a wall for no real reason.) ...

Gemini: What's wrong with you?

Touya: Risho forced him to drink Antifreeze again.

Gemini: That mean person!! What's 2+2?

Jin: Can't remember... ugh.....

Jin: Magic monkeys rule my brain.... TURKEY!! We wish you a merry jingly, we wish you a merry jingly, we wish you- JINGLES!!! (laughs and runs right into a wall) THE REAL SLIM SHADY YEAH I'M THE REAL SHADY!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Gemini: That's it! He needs CPR!

Touya: No he doesn't.

Gemini: He can't breathe!

Touya: He's fine.

Gemini: No he's not! AUTOPSY MUST BE FULFILLED!!! YAAAAAHHH!!!! (runs after Jin with a butcher knife) DISSECTION!!

Jin: MOMMY!! IM SOBER!! NO LONGER DRUNK!!! TOUYA HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gemini: Hello says the butcher!!! (swings the knife around.) Get back here cow!!

Jin: (screaming for his life) WAH!

Gemini: (pounces on Jin and clings to him) *CLING!!!*

Jin: Get her off me!!

Gemini: (growls unmercifully at Touya) Miiiiiiiiinne.... Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......

Touya: (Backs away) Sorry, Jin, butI can't help you.

Jin: GET IT OFF!!! (attempts to slip Gemini off of him, but she continues to cling to him like thoses annoying cat hairs you get a the petting zoo)

Risho: Now THIS is good! (laughs at his misfortune)

Jin: Get her off! (tries to pry her off and suceeds.)

Gemini: (spots Shishiwakamaru and clings to him) *CLING!!!*

Shishi: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING!?!?

Jin, Touya, and Risho: (laughing and looking amused)

Shishi: What the F*** is so damn funny!?!? This THING will not get off!!!

Gemini: (Author: Shishi's my little Sephiroth!) Huggles...

Jin: AWW!!!

Touya: (takes batteries out of his pockets and puts them in his camera) Sweet revenge...

Gemini: (jumps off of Shishi and clings to Touya) *CLING!!!* Mine! (steals the camera and takes the batteries out, giving the camera to Touya.) I'm putting these... in my secret stash... (puts then in her back pockets) And you can't have them!

Jin: Oh really now?

Shishi: Keep her away from me!

Gemini: SEPHIE!!!

Shishi: WTF!?!? 0_0;;;

Jin: Every FF7 fan knows that Sephiroth is the most evilly cool character!

Shishi: But I'm not-

Touya: She thinks other wise. Don't break her heart now!

Shishi: BUT--!!

Jin: Later! Man what a sucker!

Touya: (notices Gemini following him) Stop it.

Gemini: You're hair's funny! (laughs)

Tuoya: Shutup...

Jin: O_o Looks normal to me, ya' know?

Gemini: Let's play a game!!

Jin: OH! I love games! What is it!?!?

Gemini: It's called "You know what I mean?"!!

Touya: That's on Who's Line is It Anyway.

Gemini: I KNOW!!

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