Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Stuped Ideotic Moronic Things that Kurama Does ❯ Kurama teaches Hiei and Kuronue how To Play Scrabble Part II ( Chapter 10 )
And so the game beguins! ... You know, I used graph paper to plan this game out... ANYWHO! LEMONS IN THE KITCHEN! .... I'll give you a hint, it has something to do with James Bond!
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.01.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 873 | Visits: 224 | Status: Completed
Quote of the Day: Why is it that when something doesn't work your first reaction is to eat it?
Konban wa. I'm back with part 2 of my little Scrabble chappy! ^^ Sorry it took so long, I've been kinda preoccupied with another extremely angst fic I'm co writing. God, we're on chapter 37 so far. ^___^;; Except we only have the first 7 of them posted. Anywho, if you're a yaoi Fruits Basket fan, go read it! It's called: Conflicts Between the Cat and the Rat (as you can tell, it's a KyoxYuki fan fic) .
Anyhow, I better get onto writing my fic now!
Oh, but before I start, I'd just like to say: there used to be a Chibified Part II, but I found out that it was only on fanfiction.net and my name was deleted and I wrote it on my mom's COM which got really screwed up so we had to get a new one, so I'll have to write a new one! T.T But, it's gonna take a while, because I still have to finish writing my next chapter, then start on my yaoi chapter, and unless I have any other ideas, I'll go write Chibified II.
Disclaimer: I don't own: Yu Yu Hakusho, Scrabble, or James Bond, although, I DO own this computer that I'm currently typing on! My love, my life, my computer! *hugs COM*
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Kurama: *comes back in room* Okay, the exterminator's on the way. (a/n: No, I didn't say: the Governator)
Bug: Exterminator: *bursts in* Have no fear, the exterminator's here! *runs into kitchen*
Hiei: What you ningens wont do… it's quite amazing…
Kuronue: Can I have my tea now?
Kurama: Sorry, Kuronue, as long as they're in there I can't get it.
Kuronue: Then what about beer?! I'm sobering up… and it scares me…
Hiei: And I want my sweet snow!
Kuronue: Shut up, homo midget!
Hiei: Hey, you're the homo!
Kuronue: I am not a midget, thank you very much!
Kurama: *setting up Scrabble* Oi! Sit down already, would you!
Hiei and Kuronue: *sits down, but still glares at each other*
Kurama: Okay, we each have seven letter and take turns spelling out words on the board, okay?
Hiei and Kuronue: …
Kurama: … Mkay… Hiei, you can go first. Start your word on the black star. If you can't put down a word, then you can pass.
Hiei: *puts down: F-U-C-K*
Kurama: … Maa… it's in the dictionary (a/n: an unabridged dictionary) … jaa… I guess that'll have to work… now without looking, pick out as many letters as you put down from the silver bag. Now it's you're turn, Kuronue. You have to build off of Hiei's word, or off of a letter in Hiei's word.
Kuronue: *smiles perversely* *adds: I-N-G*
Kurama: ^___^;; Okay, guess it's my turn. *adds to C to make 'catalog'* Now it's Hiei's turn again.
Hiei: *adds K-I-L-L-I-N in front of the G in 'fucking'*
Kurama: *sweatdrops*
Kuronue: *adds P and an A to the T in catalog to make P.T.A.*
Kurama: Uh… Kuronue… that's not a word, it's an acronym!
Kuronue: Take it like a bitch!
Kurama; But that's cheating!
Kuronue: No, that's 300 points, dammit!
Kurama; Fine, be that way!
Kuronue: Fine, I will!
Kurama; Fine!
Kuronue: Fine!
All: …
Hiei: … May I go now?!
Both: No!
Hiei: … Well fine! I'm going to go get sweet snow! *walks into kitchen*
Kurama and Kuronue: …
Hiei: *walks back out of kitchen with a disturbed look on his face* Kurama…? ((O.O))
Kurama: Yes, Hiei?
Hiei: They're fucking in there!
Kurama: WHAT?! *runs into kitchen* *gun shot noise followed by screaming* *walks out* Okay, Hiei, Kuronue, help me dispose of the bodies now.
After the Disposal of the Bodies:
Kurama: Okay, seeing as neither of you are being very serious about our little game, we're going to stop playing now.
Hiei: In other words: you give up.
Kuronue: Take it like a bitch!
Kurama: No, it's just that you two aren't paying any attention to the game!
Kuronue: That's 300 points!
Kurama: … Riiiiiiiiight…
Kuronue: Watashi no ushi wa totemo yaoi to hentai dayo!
Hiei: … You have a cow…?
Kuronue: … No…
Hiei: Then why did you just say: My cow is very gay and perverted?
Kuronue: *shrugs* … I dunno… it just felt like the right thing to say…
Kurama: Kuronue, I think you better lay off the sake.
Kuronue: When you stop buying hookers I'll stop drinking beer, sake, wine, and any other booze-based drink!
Hiei: Kurama, you buy hookers?!
Kurama: When I was a youko!
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Well, how'd you like this chapter? Tell me in a review, if you don't I wont write the next chapter any time soon. Oh, and I like pie! *steals pie from random windowsill* Nya ha hah… <.< … >.>
Ja matte ne!