Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Stuped Ideotic Moronic Things that Kurama Does ❯ Mungojerrie ( Chapter 11 )
Mungojerrie: The evil demon cat from GAY hell!
Yet another cat created by CK and I, she gave me the info, and I created him, buwa ha hah! *evil laughter echos in the background*
WARNING! Mungojerrie is gay, in case you didn't get that from what I wrote above.
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.29.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 987 | Visits: 257 | Status: Completed
Quote of the Day: You need to straiten out so I can do you on the other side.
Eheheh, CK said that when she came to my house to pick up/drop off some stuff… pervs, she was playing with a slinky… mkay, that sounds even worse, doesn't it? ^___^;;
Konban wa. *looks at clock* Erm… Ohayoo… Right now I'm frickin' tired and I REALLY want to play my new Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories game (I still can't believe I finished the first one in less than 57 hours! ^___^ ) ! But noo, I have to update so you all will be happy! Lucky bastards! T.T Lol, jk. I LOVE the new GBA game! It's not nearly as good as the first one for the PS2, but It's the best I've seen for the GBA so far! ^^ I'm up on the 10th floor right now, I saved Hallow Bastion for last… (Damn yellow dressed bitches!) Oh, and a bunch of new characters! There's Larxene, Axel, Vexen, and Marluxia of The Organization, and Namine, another girl from Destiny Island that Sora, Riku, and Kairi knew, or at least, those are all of the characters I know about right now. And of course Riku got out of Kingdom Hearts. ^^ CK was stressing about that when I finished the game (she was there when I was on, I think the 4th battle with Ansom in Kingdom Hearts (the place, not the game) ) . But I've probably said enough already… I have so many spoilers I wanna tell people, but a fan fiction isn't really a place for them, so I'll move onto the disclaimer now… ^___^;; Oh, and I might put spoilers up on my xanga (www.xanga.com) if you're interested. My username is EvilBakaMidget.
Disclaimer: I FINALLY own a good DDR pad! My two plastic and rubber ones suck and I finally got a metal one! ^___^ But as for YYH… I don't, but I soon will, even if it kills me! … AND I DYED MY HAIR BLACK!
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Kuronue: *bursts through Kurama's front door* Guess what, guess what!!
Hiei: The whole ningen race has been destroyed and now demons rule the earth>
Kuronue: No, better!
Hiei: You are going to blow your head off?
Kuronue: Even better than that!
Hiei: You're not really here, you're just a dead rotting corps?
Kuronue: No, I got a kitty! ^^
Hiei: You what?!
Kuronue: Yes, see! *lifts hat up revealing an orange (a/n: To make KR and CK happy… for now at least in KR's case… <.< … >.>) cat*
Kurama: *comes in room* … What's all the noise about? *sees orange cat* kitty! ^o^ *goes over to Kuronue and fusses over baka neko (a/n: Sorry, habit now! ^___^;;) *
Kuronue: It's name is Mungojerrie!
Kurama: You mean like from 'Cats?'
Kuronue: … No…
Kurama: -.-
Kuronue: *puts Mungojerrie down next to Friday* oh look, they're already playing! ^^
Hiei: … ((O.O)) … is he humping your cat?!
Kuronue: *gasps and grabs Mungojerrie off of Friday* Bad Mungojerrie! No humping Friday!
Kurama: Look what your cat did to Friday!
Friday: ((O.O)) Just a dream, it was just a dream! *singing Mary Had a Little Lamb*
Kuronue: I'm sorry, my cat's a bit… gay… ^___^;;
Kurama: I could tell!
Hiei: is it even possible for animals to be gay?
Kurama: Of course it is, haven't you ever heard of Big Gay Al?
Hiei: …
Kurama: … From South Park!
Hiei: … You watch South Park…?
Kurama: … <.< … >.> No, whatever gave you that idea? *sheepish grin* (a/n: I love South Park!!!!)
Kuronue: *sets Mungojerrie down again*
Friday: *glares at Mungojerrie* How dare you, you sick, gay, perverted bastard?!
Mungojerrie: *in British accent* I have heard much of you, Friday; you plan on destroying the earth and all ningen who inhabit it.
Friday: That still doesn't answer my question!
Mungojerrie: I am also looking to destroy all ningen.
Friday: Hello?!
Mungojerrie: I propose that we form an alliance.
Friday: Are you listening?!
Mungojerrie: Nope! ^^
Friday: -.-;; I asked why you humped me!
Mungojerrie: … You see, when a cat loves another ca--
Friday: That's not what I mean!
Mungojerrie: Oh… then what did you mean?
Friday: Why?!
Mungojerrie: Oh, that's because I'm gay! ^^
Friday: *sighs* I give up…
Mungojerrie: So can we form an alliance?
Friday: Only if you never hump me ever again.
Mungojerrie: Deal. ^^
Friday: Coolishness.
Mungojerrie: Coolishness?
Friday: Some ningen word.
Mungojerrie: … Oh… okay…
Friday: Come, let us depart to the place these ningen call the 'kitchen' and poison all of the ice cream!
Mungojerrie: Brilliant idea!
Friday: Thank you, fruit cake!
Mungojerrie: You're welco--hey, wait… hey!
Friday: What?! It's a complement, faggot!
Mungojerrie: Oh, okay! ^^
And so they poisoned Hiei's precious sweet snow and he got sick, then they killed Kuwabara, and seeing as I have nothing else to write, they then killed Kenny!
Stan: *points* ((O.O)) Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
Kyle: *shacking fist* You bastards!
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I LOVE SOUTH PARK!!!! ^___^ And the South Park movie was awesome! Best musical ever!!
Anyway… this chapter reminds me of that one time I was up at my grandparents house and they got a new printer and my grandfather said: There's a faggot in there! LMFAO! Oh, look, Aqua Teen Hunger Force is on! ^___^ Oh, I go a new ATHF shirt from Hot Topic! ^^ "Mommy, I go swimming, look mommy, I go swimming! *jumps in pool and blows up*" ^^ *grins and runs away*