Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Stuped Ideotic Moronic Things that Kurama Does ❯ New Years Party ( Chapter 12 )

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Kon’nichi wa, this is DW and KR, KR helped me a lot with this chapter--

KR: Damn right!

DW: *sweatdrops* So I’m giving her her credit now. So, yeah, you all owe KR a nice big smack in the head.

KR: What the heck?!

DW: ^^ Jk, Anywho, onto the disclaimer.

Disclaimer: We own all the things that are ™ed in this fic! Oh, and I, DW own It-chan.

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Another day In Kurama’s house, yeah, and guess what today is? … No, that’s wrong… no… you’re getting closer… incompetent people… it’s December 31, meaning it’s new years eve, yay! ^^ Anywho, Kurama is having a little “get together” at his house with the yu yu gang, and some other people if I feel like adding them… but not James Bond because he’s dead… Oh, and the Muffin Man will be there too! ^^ Yay for muffins!

… Everybody arrives… weee….

Kurama: *hears doorbell and goes to open door*

Yusuke, Kuwabara, Keiko, Boton, Yukina, Koenma, and Muffin Man: *comes in house* (a/n: Not Hiei and Kuronue, they practically already live there anyhow… <.< … >.>)

Kurama: Hi. ^^

Yusuke: … *blink blink*

Kurama: … Is that the Muffin Man…? Who invited him?!

Yusuke: Kuwabara.

Kuwabara: What?! I like muffins!

Kuronue: I like bagels! ^^

Hiei: … Muffins…? Bagels…? What the hell…?

Muffin Man: ^^ *hands muffin to Hiei*

Hiei: *growls*

Muffin Man: ((O.O)) But I thought everybody loved muffins! ^^

Hiei: Grr…

Muffin Man: ((O.O)) *backs away slowly*

Kurama: … Okay then…

Keiko: I brought the Ugly Little Hot Dogs™! ^^

Yusuke: -.-;;

Kuwabara: Ha hah, your girlfriend’s an idiot! ^^

Keiko: *hits Kuwabara in head*

Kuronue: ^^ Yay, Ugly Little Hot Dogs™! ^^ (a/n: See: A Very Yu Yu Christmas) *grabs tray of ULHDs and goes in corner while singing Mary Had a Little Flying Sheep On Fire™*

Kurama: *sweatdrops* Well, I guess we should get the party started…

Kuronue: *singing* I’m comin’ out, so you bette--

Hiei: *hits Kuronue in head* Hn, baka.

Kurama: ………………………

Yusuke: Wow, Hiei, are you on your period or something?

Hiei: *growls again*

Kuronue: Oh, I forgot! *rushes out and comes back with tray of red liquid*

Kurama: … Should I be worried?

Kuronue: What?! It’s just, umm, erm… punch! *cheesy grin*

Kurama: Oh, okay then! ^^ *drinks “punch”*

At this very moment, KR and I start hissing at each other…

Kurama: *gets really, really high* Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee, look at the little midgets, ha ha hah! ^^

Hiei: T.T

Kuronue: ^^

Muffin Man: I am not a midget!

Kurama: You’re the Muffin Man, right?

Muffin Man: Yes, why?

Kurama: I want to eat your muffins! Muwa ha hah! *tries eating Muffin Man*

Muffin Man: ((O.O)) WAH! *runs into wall and passes out*

Yukina: Oh no, that poor… what was he again?

Kuronue: Muffin Man! ^^

Hiei: must you people keep repeating the word “muffin?!”

Kurama: I like muffins! ^^

Koenma: Hey, look, I’m here too!

Kurama: Can I eat you too?! ^^

Koenma: No, for I am the almighty ruler of Reikai! Nya ha hah!

Kurama: So can I fuck you?! ^^

Koenma: ((O.O))

Hiei: *snickers*

Kurama: Would you like to be included too, Hiei?! ^^

Hiei: ((O.O))

Kuronue: Hey can I start calling you Hiwi from now on?! ^^

Hiei: No!

Kuronue: Hiwi! ^^

KR: Look at all the ‘K’s! ^^

Friday: ………………………&he llip;……..................................... Wow…

Mungojerrie: May I hump you now? ^^

Friday: I thought that we had an agreement!

Mungojerrie: What is this word… ‘agreement’…

Friday: *hisses*

Boton: Oh, look, kitties! ^^ *picks up Friday* Yay, kitty!

Friday: ((O.O)) who is this blue haired freak which threatens my fur!

Boton: *is petting Friday*

Kurama: Yes, and his new name shall beeeeeee… Frix!

Frix: No it will not!

Kurama: OMFG, Frix talks! ^^

Hiwi: … OMFG…? What…?

Kurama: Oh… my… fucking… god! ^^

Hiwi: … Suuuuuuuure…

Kuronue: Who’s Hiwi…?

Hiei: I am, you fucking idiot!

Kuronue: *gasps* Since when?!

Hiei: *sweatdrops*

Kurama: *randomly puts on Linkin Park music* *does head banger* OMFG, that fucking hurts! *bangs harder* OMFG, something’s killing meeeeeeeeeeeee!

Yusuke: ((O.O)) Wow…

*Kurama: Hey Hiei, want a Clowndike Bar™?! If you take the ‘E’ off, it spells--

Hiei: Kurama!

Kurama: What, it does! ^^

Kuronue: Whoow, I want one!

Kurama: ((O.O)) Meep…

Muffin Man: *comes to* I like Clowndikes! ^^ I like Clowndiks too!

Others: ((O.O))

Kurama: Wanna join in and make it a foursome?! We could do it at the Partially Nice Evenings Motel™! ^^

Muffin Man: Okay! ^^

Hiei and Koenma: ((O.O))

Kurama: I can fly us there using my ::Dun Dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUH!:: Super Human Rabbit Powers™! ^^

Kuwabara: But I thought you were a fox!

Kurama: No, I’m a mongoose! ^^

Kuwabara: Oh, okay! ^^

Keiko: … Where’s my Ugly Little Hot Dogs™?!

**Kuronue: Whip It, whip It good!

Randomly Yuki: *sobs*

Others: ((O.O))

***It: *gets whipped good* *is now named Yo, just because KR keeps making those stupid jokes*

Yuki: ^^ *poofs out with Yo*

Others: ((O.O))

Kuronue: Well that was awkward! ^^

Muffin Man: *throws muffin at Kuronue*

Kuronue: *growls*

Muffin Man: ^^

Kurama: *randomly calls 1-800-739-5463* Hello, Sex Line, is your refrigerator running?

Dude On Phone: I have a fridge?! Sweetness!

Kurama: ((O.O)) *hangs up*

Yusuke: Ha hah! ^^

Kurama: Shut up, you little bitch!

Kuronue: Hey, It’s in bitch!

Kurama: Hey, you’re right, It is! ^^

Yuki: *pops in and hits Kuronue and Kurama and pops out*

Keiko: hey, look, they’re about to drop the ball! *turns on random TV*

Kurama: Ooh, the ball’s shiny! ^^

Kuronue: I like shiny balls! ^^

Kurama: Me too! … Let’s go steal it! ^^

Kuronue: Hiwi should come! ^^

Kurama: Yay, threesome!

Kuronue: And after, we could play with the ball! ^^

Hiei: ((O.O))

Koenma: I like shiny balls… <.< … >.>

Others: ((O.O))

Koenma: ^^ *random ball on random TV randomly explodes with random confetti… randomly!*

Kuronue: Oh my gawd, my shiny ball exploded!

Koenma: Aww.

Kurama: … Let’s go have a massive orgy! ^^

Hiei: *randomly drinks “punch”* … I like blood orgies…

****Kurama: … Your EXPO2 is small.

Hiei: It is noooooooooooot! T.T

Kuronue: No, Hiei’s is big!

Kurama: But mine’s bigger!

Koenma: I’m the ruler of Spirit World, and I say mine’s biggest!

Kurama: No one’s bigger than me!

Koenma: What do you mean ‘you,’ we’re talking about EXPO2!

Hiei: *in sly voice* Oh, aren’t we?

Keiko: Wow, I don’t think I should be hearing this…

Kuronue: Wah! Kurama’s smelling EXPO2!

Kurama: *huge grin*

All Except Hiei: Happy new years! ^^

Hiei: *growls*

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Happy Kagura Day! ^^ Eheheh, never mind that, mkay?

Anyhow, that was a nice, big, perverted chapter for you, I’m high on sugar, and KR’s high on sugar and EXPO2, so… ^___^;; Well, I think it pretty much explains Itself.

Yuki: *hits DW* T.T

*Generic Klondike Bar

**The whole Whip It thing was from yesterday, in our little RPG. Yun-Yun-hime has a baby named It, but KR kept making fun of It’s name: It with things like: Whip It, whip It good/Take It like a bitch/At Western Career College, you can do It/Plug It in, plug It in.

***Seeing as KR kept making fun of It, we changed It’s name to Yo, as in: Yo’s yo-yo, yo!

****EXPO2 is a brand name that makes crap like dry erase markers and wash.