Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Stuped Ideotic Moronic Things that Kurama Does ❯ Chibified II ( Chapter 13 )

Guess what, guess what! I finally found the long lost chapter of Stupid, Idiotic, Moronic Things that Kurama Does! Chibified II! And I kept it exactly as it is (author’s note and all) except for a couple of spelling errors that I found! ^___^ So anyhow, enjoy:

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Me: Give me my computer back!

Hiei: No!

Me: Yes!

Hiei: Make me!

Me: *death glare*

Hiei: *death glare*

Both *glaring at each other* *Kuronue walks up*

Kuronue: Oooh, what’s this… Oh, a story to torture Kurama with… BUWAHAHAHAHAH- *cough cough* *gasp* Now I will teach Kurama not to abandon me when I’m about to die even though I told him to run! *sits in computer chair wile Hiei and I are “death glaring”*

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Last Time on Dawson’s Creek:

Later:

Kurama: *walks back into living room*

Hiei and Kuronue: *stares*

Kurama: What?

Kuronue: Aw, so cute! ^o^

Kurama: What?!

Hiei: *breaks into hysterical laugh*

Kurama: WHAT?!

Hiei: *falls backwards while laughing* *is rolling on sides* You-you-you're- a-a-HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kurama: *blinks* *looks down* AHH! *is now Chibi Kurama* I'm-I'm-

Kuronue: Chibi Kurama! ^o^

Hiei: *is still rolling on sides laughing uncontrollably*

Kurama: But-but!

Hiei: *laughing even louder*

Kurama: You are not helping! *grabs ice cream*

Hiei: You wouldn't.

Kurama: *evil smile* Oh, wouldn't I? *throws out window*

Hiei: My sweet snow! *pulls out katana* You will pay for that!

Kurama: Oo *is being chased*

Kuronue: *shrugs* *starts singing Oops, I Did it Again off key*

Kurama: O.O *big chibi eyes at Hiei*

Hiei: *stops chasing Kurama* Aww!

Kuronue: *stops singing Oops I Did it Again and starts singing: Funiculi, Funicula* Some thhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink the world is made for fun and frol-iiiiiiiiiiiiiic and so do I, and so do I. Some thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink it well to be all mel-an-chol-iiiiiiiiiiic, to pine and sigh, to pine and siiiiiiiiigh. But

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I love to spend my time in sing-iiiiiiiiing some joy-ous song, some joy-ous soooong. To seeeeeeeeeeeeeeet the air with mu-sic brave-ly ring-iiiiiiiiiiiiiing is far from wrong, is far from wrooooooooooooong. Lis-ten, lis-ten, ech-oes sound a-far-

Kurama: STOP SINGING ALREADY!!!!

Kuronue: Demo-

Kurama: Stop!

Kuronue: Stupid midget fox!

Kurama: I am NOT a midget fox!

Hiei: Well, if you’re always calling ME a midget and you’re smaller than ME then YOU, my friend, are a midget.

Kurama: *tries to death glare, but it just looks like this: O.O*

Hiei and Kuronue: Aww!

Kuronue: Hmm, I wonder if he has any more beer.

Hiei: Or sweet snow, Mmm, sweet snow. ^^ *both walk to kitchen*

Kurama: Hey, what about me?! HELLO!!!! COME BACK HERE! … FINE, LEAVE ME HERE… AS A MIDGET!!!! *Hiei and Kuronue grab ice cream and beer and walk back to living room (did I mention that they’re in the living room?) * HEY, PUT THAT BACK! I’M STILL HERE YOU KNOW!

Hiei: Oh, we know, we just don’t care!

Kuronue: That’s 300 points!

Kurama: GRR, FINE!

Hiei: Stop yelling!

Kurama: Oo Oh, I forgot I was still yelling.

Kuronue: That’s-

Hiei: We know, 300 points.

Kuronue: How did you guess?!

Hiei: … Baka.

Kuronue: Hey Kurama?

Kurama: What now?!

Kuronue: What does melancholic mean?

Kurama: … Why?

Kuronue: Well, that word is in the song.

Kurama: … *sigh* It’s an Italian word, it means sad or depressed.

Kuronue: Oh… I don't like that word.

Hiei and Kurama: -.-;;

Kurama: Can I be... nonchibi now?

Deadly Whispers: *big echo… -y voice from up above* No!

Kurama: Fine! I'll just go crawl under a rock or something... ARE YOU LISTENING

TO ME?!

Hiei: *eating ice cream*

Kuronue: *drinking beer*

Kurama: WHY MUST I BE SO LITTLE?!

Deadly Whispers: Uhh, power of the writer... *cheesy smile*

Kurama: Why do you hate me sooooooooooooooooo?!

Kuronue: Hmm... I'm hungry.

Kurama: ... And?!

Kuronue: Maybe some nice chibi Kurama stew™.

Kurama: Oo What did you just say?!

Kuronue: *big grin* *takes out salt*

Kurama: Wh-what are you doing?!

Kuronue: *begins to salt Kurama*

Kurama: *turns back to regular size* ... Salt... THAT'S IT?! ::censored:: ::censored:: ::censored:: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hiei and Kuronue: O.O *backs away slowly*

Kurama: *smoke coming out ears*

Hiei: Maybe now would be a good time to leave.

Kuronue: I think you're right. *both jump out window while Kurama keeps ::censored:: -ing stuff*

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Kuronue: BUWAHAHAHAH- *cough cough* *gasp* I should reeeeeeeeeaaaaaally stop doing that. Anyhow, I have an idea for a Chibified III, but there are still things I have to figure out with the whole story line and stuff.

Deadly Whispers and Hiei: *still glaring at each other*

Kuronue: Hopefully in the next chapter they'll stop glaring, although it does make for good seanery. *cheesy smile*