Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Stuped Ideotic Moronic Things that Kurama Does ❯ Furonue ( Chapter 14 )

Quote of the Day: Your cup runeth over?

I love that quote, it’s from the book “Final Target.”

Hello again! I’ve got yet another chapter inspired by Chaotic Kittie. She gives me all these great ideas and yet, she NEVER reads! *sobs* because she’s to ‘busy’ reading her crappy hentai shit! *sobs more* Hell, maybe in the distant future she just might read a page! Grr…

Anyhow, enough of me ranting… But dude, I got these new high top, all red converses and they’re so damn bright they keep me up at night! And people say that if you’re in a room with really dim lights that you go temporarily colorblind and yet, I can still see the red! *Twilight Zone theme plays in background*

Oh, and I think I may need to put of the yaoi chapter for just a little longer, the next chapter shall be titled: The Frodonater (as in Frodo from LotR and the Terminator as in the Governator.) .

Disclaimer: And now it’s Pick the Disclaimer Time! *picks paper out of hat* Today’s disclaimer shall be done by Kuwabara.

Kuwabara: … I’m gonna do what now?

Deadly Whispers: *sighs* I don’t own Yu Yu Hakusho, but I DO own Friday, Mungojerrie, and Furonue. If I find out that anybody steals any of them I shall have the Frodonater attack!

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It was a normal day in Kurama’s house until…

Kuronue: *runs through door in a lime green dress with purple flowers and pink hair screaming bloody murder* Oh my god, I’ve turned into Kurama! *looks in mirror* Oh, but I look better! ^^

Hiei: …What the hell?

Kurama: Uh, I’m afraid to ask, but what happened?

Kuronue: Oh just my brother, he does this kind of shit all the time. It’s not nearly as bad as hen he dyed my hair electric blue… although I don’t much care for the pink…

Hiei: You have a brother?

Kuronue: Yep, my twin brother, Furonue!

Kurama: I never knew you had a brother, why haven’t I met him before?

Kuronue: Because he’s a bit… eccentric.

Hiei: And you aren’t?

Kuronue: Who knows… <.< … >.>

Hiei: -.-;;

Furonue: *walks in* There’s my beautiful little brother! Don’t you just look stunning in that dress?!

Furonue was a tall, bat youkai with pink eyes, long, bright, purple hair, and had on a long, green dress that reached down to his ankles. He also wore a bright, pink ribbon in his hair, just to piss my friend off.

Kuronue: I may be a bit gay (a/n: *snickers* Bit, heheh…) , but I am not a cross dresser, dammit!

Furonue: Sure you are, you just don’t know it yet! ^^

Kurama: *looks closer at dress* Hey, isn’t that my dre-- my mother’s dress?!

Hiei: ((O.O))

Furonue: *looks at Hiei* Oh, hello little boy! ^^

Hiei: *death glare* *hits Furonue with katana sheath*

Furonue: T.T

Kuronue: HAHAHAHAHAH!

Furonue: Now, little brother, you simply must learn to respect your elders!

Hiei: But I thought you said that you guys were twins.

Kurama: *gasps* You remembered something! ^^ I’m so proud! *pats Hiei on the head*

Hiei: *growls* *throws spoon out window* Fetch!

Kurama: Shiny! *goes to fetch*

Furonue: ((O.O)) Oh my, what vulgar behavior!

Hiei: Hn. Homo baka.

Furonue: T.T

Kuronue: Haha! ^^

Hiei: Hn. Cross dressing baka.

Kuronue: *at top of lungs* I do not wear dresses!!!!

Hiei: Sure you do! There was Christmas, earlier this month, at the karaoke bar, and now!

Furonue: *dramatic gasp* There still may be hope yet, little brother!

Kuronue: Stop calling me that, you’re only older by two minuets!

Furonue: … I’ve grown bored, little brother…

Kuronue: So go back home!!

Furonue: … No… I think I’ll stay… and fix that atrocious thing… <.< … >.>

Kurama: *comes back in with spoon sticking out of hair*

Furonue: Ah, there it is now!

Kurama: …?

Furonue: *grabs Kurama’s hand* Please come with me, ma’am!

Kurama: Ma’am? @.@

Furonue: *drags Kurama into random bedroom*

Hiei: … What… the hell…?

Kuronue: Oh, don’t worry, he’s in no mortal danger… I think…

Deadly Whispers: … Hey, I just realized, I forgot to make Kuronue drunk! ^___^ *grins maniacally*

Hiei: Can we please keep it that way?

Deadly Whispers: . . . . . . No! ^____^

Kuronue: *now randomly drunk* o.O I smell dead people.

Hiei: >.< Goddammit!

Kuronue: *gasps* Hiei! Do you know how many baby angles you just killed?!

Hiei: … Don’t you mean “angels?”

Kuronue: No, I mean angles! ^___^

Hiei: *exasperated sigh*

Kuronue: LAM!! ^^

Hiei: LAM?

Kuronue: Yeah; Laughing At Midgets!

Hiei: Grr……… Hey, what happened to the kitsune?

Kuronue: Uuuumm… some dead guy…?

Hiei: -.-;; Didn’t that homo baka take him into the other room?

Kuronue: ((O.O)) Oh dear god, nuuuuuuuuuuu!!

Hiei: … Am I missing something here?

Kuronue: Furonue must be giving him *dramatic pause* a makeover! *Twilight Zone theme plays in background*

Hiei: … So Kurama’s gonna look even gayer than he already does…?

Kuronue: Although I’m sure you’d enjoy that very much--

Hiei: --Wha--

Kuronue: --We must stop this horrible act of indecent and inhuman… stuff!!

Hiei: What the hell did you mean by “enjoy?!”

Kuronue: Oh, I think you know. *wink wink*

Hiei: Grr, pink haired freak in a dress!

Kuronue: Waaah!! T.T

And so Hiei and Kuronue began their treacherous journey to ‘The Other Room,’ Dun Dun Duuuuun!

17 Seconds Later:

Kuronue: Man, I thought we’d never get across that canyon!

Hiei: What the hell are you going on about now?

Furonue’s Voice: *from inside ‘The Other Room’* *gasps* You’re a man?!

Kurama’s Voice: *also from inside ‘The Other Room’* Why does everybody say that? T.T *sobs*

Hiei: *bursts out into laughter*

Kuronue: *imagining Kurama as a woman* … Hmm… No, I think I like him better as a dude! ^__^

Hiei: … You really scare me, bat.

Kuronue: *in British accent* Why, thank you, little one!

Hiei: Fuc--

Furonue: *busts out of ‘The Other Room’* We’re all done!! *door slams shut*

Kurama’s Voice: I’m not coming out!

Furonue: But why not?!

Kurama’s Voice: Because I look like an asshole!

Furonue: Nonsense!! You look absolutely radiant!

Kuronue: Yeah, Kurama! I’ll keep Hiei from molesting you!

Hiei: What the hell did you just say, baka kyuuketsuki?!

Kuronue: How did I go from: cross dressing baka to pink haired freak in a dress to bat to baka kyuuketsuki?

Hiei: … Hn…?

Kuronue: *in triumphant voice* Hah, I thought so! *grins like an idiot*

Kurama’s Voice: Fine, I’ll come out, but none of you better laugh! *walks out*

Kurama came out in a long purple sundress with a white heart pattern; he had on white high heals; and had his hair pulled back in a ponytail and had on flower shaped dangly earring… thingies… and purple eye shadow.

Hiei: ((O.O))

Kuronue: Oh my god, it’s Puff the Magic Drag Queen! (a/n: Lmao, the Puff the Magic Drag Queen thing is from Will and Grace.)

Kurama: T.T it’s not my fault!

Hiei: Kurama…?

Kurama: Yes?

Hiei: That’s your room, right? *points to door Kurama just came through*

Kurama: Yes.

Hiei: And you guys went straight to your room?

Kurama: Yes.

Hiei: Then explain to me… why was that dress in your room?

Kurama: ((O.O)) Uhh… umm--you see… it’s my mother’s! Yeah, my mother’s!

Hiei: … Why was your mother getting naked in your room…? Don’t tell me you’re into incest!

Kurama: No!!

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Okay, now go review! I need reviews to keep myself inspired so I can write the next chapter and I refuse to update just because KR threatens me!!

Kuwabara: *randomly gets killed by squirrel*

Deadly Whispers: ^^