Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Stuped Ideotic Moronic Things that Kurama Does ❯ The Frodonator ( Chapter 15 )

Quote of the Day: *singing* Oh how I want to be in that samba! Oh when the saints go over there!

Konban wa! I’m back with yet another chapter! Oh, and the yaoi chapter will have to be put back, yet again, the next chapter will be: Idiots and Dragons (as in D&D, or for the idiots: Dungeons and Dragons) . Anyhow, I should get onto the fic, I can’t believe that I was able to write this whole chapter in one sitting, lol, it usually takes about three days because I usually finish my schoolwork around 6:30 and watch TV until 8:00 and then eat and sometimes write in another fic that I’m co-writing. *sighs* but I finally have a weekend with no left over school work! So I’ll try to get writing right away tomorrow. ^^

Oh, and before I forget, this chapter is dedicated to my dad, we were watching LotR while talking over the phone and that’s when I made up the Frodonator.

Disclaimer: I own the Frodonator (and all other LotR -anators) , Friday, Mungojerrie, and Furonue! ^^

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And so yet another day beguines in the Shuichi residence (Notice how I always refer to it differently in almost each chapter! Hahahah!) . (Oh, and Furonue went home… finally! ^^ Can anyone guess who Furonue was based after? Well, I’ll tell you in the ending author’s note! ^^)

Kurama: *still trying to get eye shadow/liner off of face*

Kuronue: *drunk again* *playing with Mungojerrie like Inuyasha plays with Kagome’s cat*

Mungojerrie: *scratches Kuronue*

Kuronue: T.T

Mungojerrie: ^_^ Yay!

Friday: *glares at Mungojerrie*

Mungojerrie: Erm, I mean: meow! ^^

Friday: … -_-

Hiei: *balancing pencil on nose* *pencil falls*

Kuronue: Hahah! Silly midget, tricks are for kids™!

Hiei: Grr…

Kuronue: Speaking of which, did you know that leprechauns are in the food industry?

Hiei: -.-;; …

Kurama: *sighs* Are you two fighting again?

Kuronue: *points at Hiei* He started it!

Hiei: I did not! I haven’t even said anything! O_O

Kuronue: Yes you did! You said: “Grr…”!!

Hiei: That doesn’t count! *twitch twitch*

Kurama: Kuronue, Hiei, stop it, you’re acting childish.

Kuronue: Oh yeah, well I’m older than you are!

Kurama: What does that have to do with anything?

Kuronue: Take it like a bitch!

Kuronue: *sighs*

Kuronue: That’s--

Hiei: 300 points?

Kuronue: How did you know?! ((O.O)) Get out of my head!!

Hiei and Kurama: - -

Hiei: … Kitsune, I’m bored, so what are you gonna do ‘bout it?

Kurama: And why do I have to be the one to entertain you?

Kuronue: Because, you wouldn’t want me to entertain him, now would you? *hentai grin*

Kurama: … Good point.

Kuronue: No, 300 points!

Kurama: … Sure… anyway… we could watch a movie, I guess…

Kuronue: …?

Hiei: Hahah, you’re to old to know what a movie is!

Kuronue: *sticks out tongue*

Kurama: I know, why don’t we watch LotR! (a/n: for those non-geeks, that’s: Lord of the Rings (yeah, yeah, I’m a nerd, cuz I love video games, manga, anime, basically anything tech, and sci-fi… or that’s what my stereotype is… ^__^;;) )

Hiei and Kuronue: … Umm… wha… (a/n: yes, they said that at exactly the same time, Buwa ha hah!)

Kurama: You’ll see! ^^ *puts LotR 1 DVD in random DVD player*

Three Hours Later at the End of the Movie:

Hiei: *jumping around all hyper off of sugar and pure bloody sci-fi* OhmygawdIwannabeaorcsoIcankillelvesandcrap, and ohmygawdIcan’tbelievethatGandalfdiedbecausehe’ssodamncoolandcra p, and ohmygawdi’mactuallytallerthanahobbitandcrap!!!!!!!! (T: Oh my god, I want to be an orc so I can kill elves and crap, and oh my god, I can’t believe that Gandalf actually died because he is so cool and crap, and oh my god, I’m actually taller than a hobbit and crap!)

Kuronue: *ballroom dancing to ending credits with a lamp* But that’s impossible, Hicchan (a/n: My new nickname for Kuronue to call Hiei, it‘s pronounced: Hee-eetchan) , for you are a hobbit!

Hiei: ((O_O)) Iamnot!I’maorc,aorc,dammit!! (T: I am not! I am an orc, an orc, dammit!) Iai’tnodamnhobbitbecausehobbitsaregay! (T: I’m not a hobbit, because hobbits are “queer!”) (Anddon’tfuckingcallmeHicchan!! (T: And please, do not call me Hicchan!) )

Kuronue: Exactly!! ^^

Hiei: *sobs* Iain’tahobbit!! (T: I am not!)

Kurama: So you liked it? Well good, I’ll start the next one! ^^

Kuronue: There’s more?

Kurama: Yup!

Hiei: Shit! (T: Golly!) (a/n: Lol, I got that from Airplane, it’s such a funny movie!)

Three More Hours Later After the Second Movie:

Hiei: *a little calmed down* *bouncing on couch (a/n: Trust me, that‘s calm for CK when she’s watching a movie. *sweatdrops*) * Weeeeeeeee, now I wanna be an ent!

Kuronue: Like I said before, that’s impossible if you’re already a hobbit, Hicchan!

Hiei: *sniff sniff* I’m not a hobbit!

Kurama: Kuronue, be nice, you’re gonna make Hiei cry.

Kuronue: But it’s fun! ^_^

Hiei: *tackles Kuronue to the ground*

Kuronue: Yay, Kurama, join in! *chanting* Threesome, threesome, threesome!

Kurama: *sweatdrops* Umm… no thanks…

Hiei: *tackles Friday* Nya ha hah!

Friday: *hisses and scratches Hiei* *runs off*

Hiei: *sniff sniff* Waaaaaaaaaah, Kurama, you’re cat’s eeeeeeeeviiiiiiiilllll!!

Kurama: *twitch twitch*

Kuronue: Don’t worry, Hicchan, I’ll kiss it and make it better! ^^

Hiei: O_O Eww, no! Go molest Kurama, not me!

Kuronue: . . . Okay!! ^___^

Kurama: ………………………&he llip;… Umm… I can’t decide which of you I’m more afraid of right now…

Kuronue: Oh, me, me, pick me!!

Kurama: … Mkay then… I’m gonna start the third movie now…

Kuronue: *like in bad infomercial* You mean there’s more?

Kurama: *shudders* *seriously freaked out*

Hiei: Yes, and if you call now we’ll throw in this pully-lifty-grabby-thingy for free! Now how much do you think this offer would cost? 10-en (Yen), 100-en, even 500-en? No! You can get this entire set for just 8,000-en (around $70-80 American) ! But hurry and call now, this offer wont last long! The number is: 1-800-225-5288, that’s: 1-800-225-5288! (a/n: Lol, that’s 1-800-CALL-ATT, and yes, I recited that whole ad off the top of my head, I watch to much TV)

Kuronue: *walks over to phone*

Kurama: What the hell do you think you’re doing?!

Kuronue: Umm… some dead guy? (a/n: Yeah, he’s doing some dead guy, we all know what I’m thinking’ here! Ahahah!)

Kurama: *veins and sweatdrops*

Hiei: *in “sweet,” “innocent” voice* Can we start the movie now? *kawaii chibi face… from hell™*

Kurama and Kuronue: Aww!!

Kurama: Fine, fine, but there’s no molesting!

Kuronue: B-but--

Kurama: No!

Kuronue: Fine… *sniff sniff*

Hiei: Hey, stop stealing my guilt trips!!

Kuronue: *sticks tongue out*

Three More Hours Later After the Third Movie… Yes, they sat through nine whole hours without even using that bathroom… what?! I’ve done it loads of times before!:

Kuronue: ((O_O)) My gawd, that was the longest… 17 endings I’ve ever seen!

Hiei: *just finishes ten more bowls of sweet snow* WhydidSammarrythatwhore, Ithoughthewasgay, hesureactedgay!! (T: Why did Sam marry that woman, I thought Sam was “queer,” he sure did act like it!)

Kuronue: Yeah, he should have married the Frodonator!

Kurama and Hiei: … The what…?

Kuronue: The Frodonator! It’s like the Terminator, except it’s Frodo… and it’s not the Governator of California! (a/n: I call my governor the Governator! ^^ Yay!)

Kurama: … Sometimes you really surprise me, how did you know about the governor of California?

Kuronue: The internet!

Hiei: Hey, I went of the internet once! *poses for my other fic: Hiei and AOL*

Kurama: *sweatdrops* My poor computers…

Hiei: Well what about the other hobbits?

Kuronue: Well, there’s the Samwiseanator, the Maryanator (lol) , and the Pipinator (all pronounced the way they‘re spelt)! Oh, and the Hicchan..a…nator…!!

Kuronue: So what now, Kurama?

Kurama: Now we can watch The Lord of the Rings: Special Extended Edition! ^^ *grins and holds up three two disc box-sets*

Hiei and Kuronue: ((O.O))

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So how was the chapter? Go tell me in a review! Go review now! Now! … Am I pushy? Anyhow, about Furonue:

Furonue, ah, I remember when KR and I were over at CK’s house and we were talking about Kuronue (don’t remember why) and she was speaking really fast (like usual…) and it came out as Furonue and I was being an ass like usual and Ck and I came up with the fact that he should be Kuronue’s brother… and while writing it, I decided, hey, there’s another brother we all know and love, Ayame from Fruits Basket! ^^ So I decided to model him after Aaya! OH, and the whole earrings and eye shadow on Kurama thing… I was bored and I decided, hey, Gackt looks… unusually pretty in them… so why not Kurama! *grins*