Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Stuped Ideotic Moronic Things that Kurama Does ❯ Kurama Wins the Lottery ( Chapter 8 )

Quote of the Day: *on the phone* China... yeah, I’ve got something you might want, but it’ll cost you... that’s right, all the tea.

Okay, I know it was taking me forever to get this next chapter up, and I’m sorry, but I had a huge writers block, and there was to much crap going on! Anyhow, I’m hoping that the block wont stay, and I’ll probably be needing more ideas so they’re DEFINITELY welcome! Anyhow, if I can’t this of anything after this, I might do a Chibified III.

Anyhow, onto the fan fiction, I guess. ^___^;;

Disclaimer:

DW: And now it’s time for, dun dun dUUUUUUUH, Pick The Disclaimer... TIME! Today’s disclaimer shall be read by... *picks random piece of paper out of hat* KURONUE!

Kuronue: .............................................................

DW: Kuronue, do the disclaimer!

Kuronue: .............................................................

DW: ..................... FINE! I’ll do the damn thing myself! I don’t own Yu Yu Hakusho or the Lottery, I do, however, own–

Kuronue: AAAAAAAAAAAH! EVIL LOTTO TICKET!!!!!!!!!

DW: GAH! FORGET IT! JUST GET ON WITH THE DAMN STORY!!

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And so another day begins in the “Ie no Minamino.”

Hiei: *eating him sweet snow* So, kitsune, what’s that?

Kurama: Are wa? It’s a lotto ticket.

Kuronue: *just walks in* *looks really pissed*

Hiei: What’s with you?

Kuronue: I just got bitch slapped!

Kurama: By who?

Kuronue: My truck! (A/n: That’s Chaotic Kittie, all right! ^^)

Hiei: ... You have a truck?

Kuronue: Yeah.

Kurama: You can drive?!

Kuronue: Why else would I have truck?!

Kurama: ... I dunno...

Friday: But I thought master knew all!

Kurama: ((O.O))

Friday: Erm, I mean arf... no, wait... erm... meow?

Hiei: Yeah, did I ever tell you that that thing freaks me out?

Kuronue: ... *sees lotto ticket* Gasp! The Holy Lottery Ticket... OF DOOM! (TM)

Kurama: Ano...

Kuronue: The Holy Lottery Ticket of Doom (TM) is said to bring a malicious curse upon the beholder! ... Or you could just win a million bucks.

All Except Kuronue: ................................

Kurama: Yeah... well... they’re showing the numbers now, so if you don’t mind... *turns TV on*

Dude On TV: And the lottery numbers are... One... Two... Three... Four... and... FIVE!

Kurama: ... WHAT THE !@#$%^&*?!?!?!?!?!?!

Kuronue: What’s wrong, Grandpa?

Kurama: I LOST BY ONE FUCKING NUMBER, THAT’S SCREWED UP!

Hiei: O.O

Kuronue: So you admit to being my grandpa! HAH!

Kurama: ::censored:: ::censored:: ::censored::

Hiei: Kami! Calm down, kitsune!

Kurama: *steam coming out of ears*

Kuronue: Perhaps he’s so pissed because the title clearly says “Kurama Wins the Lottery.”

Hiei: ((O.O)) Oh my gawd, he actually said something intelligent! IT’S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!

Kuronue: Hey, th-that’s mean! T.T

Hiei: ... Baka.

Kurama; MAY WE GET BACK TO THE FUCKING SUBJECT ALREADY?!?!?!?!?!

Kuronue: No. *gets bitch slapped by Kurama* NO! NOT AGAIN! AAAAAAAH! *runs out of room*

Kurama: Now why does the title not fit the fan fiction?!

Deadly Whispers: Because I want to torture you, am I doing a good job of it?

Kurama: YES, DAMMIT!

DW: Good! ^^ Now goodbye! *disappears from wherever it was that she came from*

Kurama: Note to Self: Kill DW!

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And there you go, another brilliant chapter from me, a brilliant authoress! *poses like Shigure from Fruits Basket* Okay, I kid, I kid, I wanna know what you, the readers, think or my work, flames are cool, but just know, I will get my revenge for them if they really piss me off! ^^

Ja matte ne!