Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Stuped Ideotic Moronic Things that Kurama Does ❯ The Dreaded Karaoke Bar ( Chapter 7 )
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By: Deadly Wispers 
Kuronue's bored so Kurama brings him to a karaoke bar where they get drunk and freak Hiei out! Oh, and Friday's in this one, which is good for Hiei. ^___^;;
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.13.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 359 | Status: Completed
Kuronue's bored so Kurama brings him to a karaoke bar where they get drunk and freak Hiei out! Oh, and Friday's in this one, which is good for Hiei. ^___^;;
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.13.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 359 | Status: Completed
Quote of the Day: Fool, there can’t be earthquakes on the water. -Hiei
This chapter is dedicated to Chaotic Kittie, she came up with most of the plot (if there is any) and she wanted me to write it and put it in here and so this is dedicated to her.
Me: Kon’nichi wa happy viewers! Well you know what, I’m not happy! It’s 8:00 am and I got up two hour ago and when to sleep less then five hours ago! … I GOT TO SLEEP AFTER THREE AND GOT UP AT SIX (I hate math) ! I’m home schooled so I don’t have to get up early, but because I wanted to type this down so bad I decided to get up early so I’d have enough time to so my school work later and you know what, I haven’t eaten either! T.T I haven’t even had any water… wait, there’s a water bottle right next to me… never mind! ^_______________________^ I’ve been watching MTV and VH1 all morning too, yes, I’ve spent two hour watching music videos and I don’t even listen to my radio… I never listen to music and here I am watching music videos for two hours. -.-;; I’m strange if you haven’t yet figured it out.
Anywho, sorry bout that, just so BORED!!!!
Hiei: Strange for someone who has two killer midgets in her head.
Me: ^__^;;
Oh, and if you were wondering were Kuronue went he just left to go sing karaoke.
Hiei: May god help us all.
Disclaimer: I own a hairbrush! It says scunsi! … I also own all but three Sims games/expansion packs for the COM and The Sims for the Game Cube! ^_________________________________^
Oh and just to warn you, you WILL see Kurama and Kuronue in dresses!
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This story begins in Kurama’s house! *shock shock* Kurama was playing with Friday while Hiei was trying to open the locked freezer and Kuronue was looking in awe at a Shonen Jump Magazine.
Kuronue: So you call this stuff anime?
Kurama: Yes, a lot of people spend hours at a time watching anime, it’s really quite a waist of time.
Kuronue: If you don’t like anime then why do you have this magazine?
Kurama: … Well I never said that I didn’t like anime…
Hiei and Kuronue: -.-;;
Kuronue: I’m bored.
Hiei: *walks over to Kurama and Friday* I need to borrow your cat.
Kurama: … What?!
Hiei: *grabs Friday and walks back to kitchen* *sticks Friday’s claw in keyhole*
Kuronue: Isn’t there anything fun to do around here?
Kurama: Define fun-
Hiei: Success! BUWAHAHAHAH- *cough cough* *gasp*
Kuronue: -.-;; Okay, I’m still not used to that.
Kurama: ^__^;; I don’t blame you, I’ve known him for five years and I’m still not.
Kuronue: So, are there any bars around here?
Kurama: I know! We should go to a karaoke bar!
Kuronue: Is there beer?
Kurama: What part of ‘karaoke’ and ‘bar’ didn’t you understand?!
Kuronue: Uhh… the part where you were talking.
Kurama: -.-;; Just come with me. Hiei, watch Friday for me, would you?
Hiei: *eating ice cream* Uh-huh, sure, yeah, whatever.
And so they went to the dreaded karaoke bar and the whole way Kuronue sang the Meow Mix song and every once in a while stopped only to shout ‘That’s 300 points!’ and Kurama kept muttering something about killing Kuronue in his sleep if he didn’t stop soon.
And so they finally got there. It was a small purple building with a big sign saying: Beware of deadly karaoke! And another saying: Beware of Teletubbies, they’re everywhere!
Kuronue: Is this building gay?
Kurama: -.-;;
Kuronue: Well, I mean, it’s just so purple! And what is a Teletubbies?
Kurama: You don’t want to know.
Kuronue: Yes I do!
Kurama: They're your worst nightmare!
Kuronue: Oh, so it's the thing that comes every night and drinks all the beer!
Kurama: -.-;; I'm not even going to answer that.
Kuronue: That's 300 points!
Kurama: Let's just go in.
They both walked in. The inside of the building was pink...
Kuronue: Again I say, this building is gay! *Oops, I Did it Again starts playing* Oh, I love this song! *starts singing* Oops, I did it again, I fall on the floor, I fall on the ground, I ain't that coordinated!
Kurama: ... You're different from the rest of us, aren't you?
Kuronue: Yes, I'm from Makai! ^___________________^
Kurama: I was being sarcastic!
Kuronue: ...
Kurama: *sigh* Just go find a seat I'll get some drinks, what do you want?
Kuronue: 42 beers please! ^_______________________^
Kurama: Should'a known. ^___^;; *leaves to get "some" drinks* *comes back two minuets later* ... Kuronue, what are you doing on the floor?
Kuronue: Well you told me to find a place to sit!
Kurama: I meant find a table to sit at.
Kuronue: *gets up* <.< … >.> There’s one! *points to table*
Kurama: That one has people already at it. We need an empty table.
Kuronue: Oooooooooh, okay… <.< … >.> There’s one! *points to table*
Kurama: No Kuronue, that’s a TV.
Kuronue: Ohh… huh… I’m stumped. *sits back down on floor*
Kurama: -.-;;. Look, there’s one over there.
Kuronue: Okay, that’s nice grandpa.
Kurama: Hey, you’re older than I am!
Kuronue: Right grandpa, keep dreamin’.
Kurama: Look, let’s just go to the table, okay?
Kuronue: Okee-dokee grandpa! ^^
Kurama: -.-;;
And so they sat and drank and drank and drank and drank and drank-
Hiei: Would you hurry it up already?!
Sorry! Gawd, and so they drank until they broke the record and got both of their names on the bathroom door.
Both: *comes out of guy’s bathroom in dresses, Kurama’s was pink and purple and Kuronue’s was bright green and they were both much more than mini* *walks up onto karaoke stage* *lights go out and limelight’s shine on Kuronue and Kurama* *all of the sudden music starts playing*
Kurama: *singing* I made it through the wilderness
Kuronue: *also singing* Somehow I made it through
Kurama: Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you
Kuronue: I was beat incomplete
Kurama: I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Kurama: Yeah, you made me feel
Both: SHINY AND NEW!
Kurama: Like a virgin
Kuronue: Touched for the very first time
Kurama: Like a virgin
Kuronue: When your heart beats
Next to mine
Kurama: Gonna give you all my love, boy
Kuronue: My fear is fading fast
Kurama: Been saving it all for you
Kuronue: 'Cause only love can last
Kurama: You're so fine and you're mine
Kuronue: Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Kurama: Oh your love thawed out
Kuronue: Yeah, your love thawed out
Both: WHAT WAS SCARED AND COLD!
Kurama: Like a virgin
Kuronue: Touched for the very first time
Kurama: Like a virgin
Kuronue: With your heartbeat
Next to mine
Both: Oooh, oooh, oooh
Kurama: You're so fine and you're mine
Kuronue: I'll be yours 'till the end of time
Kurama: 'Cause you made me feel
Kuronue: Yeah, you made me feel
Both: I’VE NOTHING TO HIDE!
Kurama: Like a virgin
Kuronue: Touched for the very first time
Kurama: Like a virgin
Kuronue: With your heartbeat
Kurama: Next to mine
Kuronue: Like a virgin, ooh, ooh
Kurama: Like a virgin
Kuronue: Feels so good inside
Both: When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
Kurama: Can't you hear my heart beat
Kuronue: For the very first time?
Both: *flashes crowd*
Random Dude: *gasp* You’re dudes?!
Another Random Dude: OH NO, I’M GAY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *runs out screaming*
Kurama: But-but, I’m a pretty girl! ToT
Kuronue: Yes, you’re a pretty girl, grandpa!
Kurama: OH-OH! If I’m grandpa then can I wear that hat that says “Foxy Grandpa”?!
Kuronue: But, but you’re not grandpa, you’re grandma!
Kurama: But you just called me grandpa, hotdog!
Kuronue: No, I called you ::censored::!
Kurama: ((O.O))
Hiei then walks in with Friday clinging to the back of his head.
Hiei: Kurama, what did I tell you about going to random gay buildings?!
Kurama: Umm… nothing…
Hiei: Yes, well that’s because I never thought it would come up.
Kuronue: Hi mommy!
Hiei: Oo … I think it’s time for you two to get home before you hurt yourselves.
Kuronue: Yes mommy dearest.
Hiei: *cringe cringe* Stop calling me that!
Kurama: If you’re mommy then you’re my daughter!
Hiei: What?!
Kurama: I’m Grandpa/ma!
Hiei: … Umm… o-kay then…
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Okay, that’s it! How did you like? It’s all thanks to Chaotic Kittie and her hentai ways! ^__________________________^
Anywho, go R&R now so I can make a new chapter! Oh, and I have no new ideas so unless I’m struck by inspiration, PLEASE give me plots or you’ll have no new chapter for a very long time! Okay, that threat sucked so if I get no new ideas I’ll be forces to have Kyo attack you in your sleep! BUWAHAHAH- *cough cough* *gasp*
This chapter is dedicated to Chaotic Kittie, she came up with most of the plot (if there is any) and she wanted me to write it and put it in here and so this is dedicated to her.
Me: Kon’nichi wa happy viewers! Well you know what, I’m not happy! It’s 8:00 am and I got up two hour ago and when to sleep less then five hours ago! … I GOT TO SLEEP AFTER THREE AND GOT UP AT SIX (I hate math) ! I’m home schooled so I don’t have to get up early, but because I wanted to type this down so bad I decided to get up early so I’d have enough time to so my school work later and you know what, I haven’t eaten either! T.T I haven’t even had any water… wait, there’s a water bottle right next to me… never mind! ^_______________________^ I’ve been watching MTV and VH1 all morning too, yes, I’ve spent two hour watching music videos and I don’t even listen to my radio… I never listen to music and here I am watching music videos for two hours. -.-;; I’m strange if you haven’t yet figured it out.
Anywho, sorry bout that, just so BORED!!!!
Hiei: Strange for someone who has two killer midgets in her head.
Me: ^__^;;
Oh, and if you were wondering were Kuronue went he just left to go sing karaoke.
Hiei: May god help us all.
Disclaimer: I own a hairbrush! It says scunsi! … I also own all but three Sims games/expansion packs for the COM and The Sims for the Game Cube! ^_________________________________^
Oh and just to warn you, you WILL see Kurama and Kuronue in dresses!
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
This story begins in Kurama’s house! *shock shock* Kurama was playing with Friday while Hiei was trying to open the locked freezer and Kuronue was looking in awe at a Shonen Jump Magazine.
Kuronue: So you call this stuff anime?
Kurama: Yes, a lot of people spend hours at a time watching anime, it’s really quite a waist of time.
Kuronue: If you don’t like anime then why do you have this magazine?
Kurama: … Well I never said that I didn’t like anime…
Hiei and Kuronue: -.-;;
Kuronue: I’m bored.
Hiei: *walks over to Kurama and Friday* I need to borrow your cat.
Kurama: … What?!
Hiei: *grabs Friday and walks back to kitchen* *sticks Friday’s claw in keyhole*
Kuronue: Isn’t there anything fun to do around here?
Kurama: Define fun-
Hiei: Success! BUWAHAHAHAH- *cough cough* *gasp*
Kuronue: -.-;; Okay, I’m still not used to that.
Kurama: ^__^;; I don’t blame you, I’ve known him for five years and I’m still not.
Kuronue: So, are there any bars around here?
Kurama: I know! We should go to a karaoke bar!
Kuronue: Is there beer?
Kurama: What part of ‘karaoke’ and ‘bar’ didn’t you understand?!
Kuronue: Uhh… the part where you were talking.
Kurama: -.-;; Just come with me. Hiei, watch Friday for me, would you?
Hiei: *eating ice cream* Uh-huh, sure, yeah, whatever.
And so they went to the dreaded karaoke bar and the whole way Kuronue sang the Meow Mix song and every once in a while stopped only to shout ‘That’s 300 points!’ and Kurama kept muttering something about killing Kuronue in his sleep if he didn’t stop soon.
And so they finally got there. It was a small purple building with a big sign saying: Beware of deadly karaoke! And another saying: Beware of Teletubbies, they’re everywhere!
Kuronue: Is this building gay?
Kurama: -.-;;
Kuronue: Well, I mean, it’s just so purple! And what is a Teletubbies?
Kurama: You don’t want to know.
Kuronue: Yes I do!
Kurama: They're your worst nightmare!
Kuronue: Oh, so it's the thing that comes every night and drinks all the beer!
Kurama: -.-;; I'm not even going to answer that.
Kuronue: That's 300 points!
Kurama: Let's just go in.
They both walked in. The inside of the building was pink...
Kuronue: Again I say, this building is gay! *Oops, I Did it Again starts playing* Oh, I love this song! *starts singing* Oops, I did it again, I fall on the floor, I fall on the ground, I ain't that coordinated!
Kurama: ... You're different from the rest of us, aren't you?
Kuronue: Yes, I'm from Makai! ^___________________^
Kurama: I was being sarcastic!
Kuronue: ...
Kurama: *sigh* Just go find a seat I'll get some drinks, what do you want?
Kuronue: 42 beers please! ^_______________________^
Kurama: Should'a known. ^___^;; *leaves to get "some" drinks* *comes back two minuets later* ... Kuronue, what are you doing on the floor?
Kuronue: Well you told me to find a place to sit!
Kurama: I meant find a table to sit at.
Kuronue: *gets up* <.< … >.> There’s one! *points to table*
Kurama: That one has people already at it. We need an empty table.
Kuronue: Oooooooooh, okay… <.< … >.> There’s one! *points to table*
Kurama: No Kuronue, that’s a TV.
Kuronue: Ohh… huh… I’m stumped. *sits back down on floor*
Kurama: -.-;;. Look, there’s one over there.
Kuronue: Okay, that’s nice grandpa.
Kurama: Hey, you’re older than I am!
Kuronue: Right grandpa, keep dreamin’.
Kurama: Look, let’s just go to the table, okay?
Kuronue: Okee-dokee grandpa! ^^
Kurama: -.-;;
And so they sat and drank and drank and drank and drank and drank-
Hiei: Would you hurry it up already?!
Sorry! Gawd, and so they drank until they broke the record and got both of their names on the bathroom door.
Both: *comes out of guy’s bathroom in dresses, Kurama’s was pink and purple and Kuronue’s was bright green and they were both much more than mini* *walks up onto karaoke stage* *lights go out and limelight’s shine on Kuronue and Kurama* *all of the sudden music starts playing*
Kurama: *singing* I made it through the wilderness
Kuronue: *also singing* Somehow I made it through
Kurama: Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you
Kuronue: I was beat incomplete
Kurama: I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Kurama: Yeah, you made me feel
Both: SHINY AND NEW!
Kurama: Like a virgin
Kuronue: Touched for the very first time
Kurama: Like a virgin
Kuronue: When your heart beats
Next to mine
Kurama: Gonna give you all my love, boy
Kuronue: My fear is fading fast
Kurama: Been saving it all for you
Kuronue: 'Cause only love can last
Kurama: You're so fine and you're mine
Kuronue: Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Kurama: Oh your love thawed out
Kuronue: Yeah, your love thawed out
Both: WHAT WAS SCARED AND COLD!
Kurama: Like a virgin
Kuronue: Touched for the very first time
Kurama: Like a virgin
Kuronue: With your heartbeat
Next to mine
Both: Oooh, oooh, oooh
Kurama: You're so fine and you're mine
Kuronue: I'll be yours 'till the end of time
Kurama: 'Cause you made me feel
Kuronue: Yeah, you made me feel
Both: I’VE NOTHING TO HIDE!
Kurama: Like a virgin
Kuronue: Touched for the very first time
Kurama: Like a virgin
Kuronue: With your heartbeat
Kurama: Next to mine
Kuronue: Like a virgin, ooh, ooh
Kurama: Like a virgin
Kuronue: Feels so good inside
Both: When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
Kurama: Can't you hear my heart beat
Kuronue: For the very first time?
Both: *flashes crowd*
Random Dude: *gasp* You’re dudes?!
Another Random Dude: OH NO, I’M GAY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *runs out screaming*
Kurama: But-but, I’m a pretty girl! ToT
Kuronue: Yes, you’re a pretty girl, grandpa!
Kurama: OH-OH! If I’m grandpa then can I wear that hat that says “Foxy Grandpa”?!
Kuronue: But, but you’re not grandpa, you’re grandma!
Kurama: But you just called me grandpa, hotdog!
Kuronue: No, I called you ::censored::!
Kurama: ((O.O))
Hiei then walks in with Friday clinging to the back of his head.
Hiei: Kurama, what did I tell you about going to random gay buildings?!
Kurama: Umm… nothing…
Hiei: Yes, well that’s because I never thought it would come up.
Kuronue: Hi mommy!
Hiei: Oo … I think it’s time for you two to get home before you hurt yourselves.
Kuronue: Yes mommy dearest.
Hiei: *cringe cringe* Stop calling me that!
Kurama: If you’re mommy then you’re my daughter!
Hiei: What?!
Kurama: I’m Grandpa/ma!
Hiei: … Umm… o-kay then…
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Okay, that’s it! How did you like? It’s all thanks to Chaotic Kittie and her hentai ways! ^__________________________^
Anywho, go R&R now so I can make a new chapter! Oh, and I have no new ideas so unless I’m struck by inspiration, PLEASE give me plots or you’ll have no new chapter for a very long time! Okay, that threat sucked so if I get no new ideas I’ll be forces to have Kyo attack you in your sleep! BUWAHAHAH- *cough cough* *gasp*