Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Tantei Trivia ❯ Chapter 1

Phychicfiredemoness: Well hello to all who read this!

Hiei: No one in any case would read this.

Psychic: *glares and throws book at him* Anyway as I was starting to say this is the first fanfic I've put up and hope you like it.

Hiei: No one will like it.

Sapphire: Will you shut up now?

Hiei: *glares*

Psychic: I don't own anything but Scorch.

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Chapter one

Scorch: Okay this is basically a show where we, meaning I, ask questions to the YYH cast. Here are the `contestants'. Yusuke a.k.a. dimwit, Kuwabara a.k.a Kuwabaka, Kurama a.k.a. fox boy, and Hiei a.k.a. fire boy. Do any of you know the rules or why you are here?

Yusuke: Nope.

Kuwabara: *shakes head*

Kurama: Because we're on a show.

Hiei: Because your security guards kidnapped us. *points at Kayori and Sapphire*

Scorch: I'm ignoring Hiei's answer and Kurama is basically correct. But since none of you now the rules. *pushes a red button on the host panel*

Detectives: *get tazed*

Yusuke: What the hell was that?!

Scorch: Some button the network gave me. Now the rules of the `show' are you each answer a question I ask, it is a normal question or a what if or a have you noticed or an act of randomness. Ya get it? Good let the questioning begin! But first a word from our sponsor!

Everyone there: *anime falls*

Scorch: WHAT!?

5 minutes later

Scorch: Okay! Now the first three questions. What are your names?

Yusuke: Yusuke Urameshi.

Kuwabara: Kazuma Kuwabara.

Kurama: Suichi (spelling in English not Japanese) Minamino, or Kurama.

Hiei: Hiei.

Scorch: What are your quests?

Yusuke: To finish middle school.

Kuwabara: Urameshi you stole my answer!

Two boys: *start arguing*

Kurama: To make my mother happy.

Hiei: To get off of this idiotic show.

Scorch: What are your favorite colors?

Yusuke: Green.

Kuwabara: Blue.

Kurama: Red.

Hiei: Black. And why are you asking such stupid questions onna?!

Scorch: Because a higher force commands it. *sarcasm* Next question, why is Neptune blue?

Yusuke and Kuwabara: Uh...

Kurama: Because of methane in the atmosphere.

Hiei: What the hell is Neptune?

Scorch: A planet past Uranus and before Pluto. That sum it up? *more sarcasm*

Hiei: *glares* Hn.

Scorch: Security!

Sapphire and Kayori: What?

Scorch: Where is the weapon of many splinters?

Kayori: Huh?

Scorch: The damn 2x4!

Sapphire: Oh, I don't know.

Scorch: BAKA!!! Oh here it is. *picks up 2x4 and throws it at Hiei*

Hiei: *unconscious*

Scorch: Since one of the contestants is no longer conscious we'll see you next time on what ever the hell this show is called. Now leave before you hit traffic.

Contestants: *try to leave but all but one are attacked by fan girls.*

Sapphire, Scorch, and Kayori: *laughing*

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Psychic: Well there's my first chapter. If in the unlikely event some one reads this PLEASE review I would like to hear any ideas for new questions, I have a few questions to ask and I might add a few new contestants next time, and I want to know what you think of this horribly random fic. And before I get a damned flame the bashing of Hiei happens in my friend's fanfics too, the irony in this is I am the one to bash him in those. And for those wondering Scorch is a blonde, blue eyed Fire-Jaganshi and she is as short as Hiei.

Sapphire: Who is 4'10"

Psychic: Thank you Sapph. *still the sarcasm*

Sapphire: You're welcome.

Hiei: She was being sarcastic you fool.

Psychic: She knew that.

Hiei: Hn.

Psychic: Anyway please please review.