Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Tantei Trivia ❯ Chapter 2

Psychicfiredemoness: Thank you for the reviews people!

Hiei: When do you plan to shut up?

Psychic: Not soon enough.

Sapphire: Psychic doesn't own anything. No really she doesn't.

Psychic: Shut up Sapphire! Anyway on with the chapter.

[brackets stand for what is happening because the astricts (little stars, or capitalizing number 8 above the type keys) don't work]

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Chapter 2

Scorch: Hello once again! Now time for more horribly random questions, and before anyone asks yes I do use many big words. For example excruciatingly, as in it is excruciatingly painful to be hit repeatedly with a 2x4. Isn't it Hiei?

Hiei: [has splinters in face] Hn.

Scorch: Right, well let us introduce our new contestant. Botan!

Botan: [walks into room and takes place after Hiei on contestant board… thing] Hello everyone.

Scorch: And now we have time for another word from our sponsors.

Everyone: [anime falls]

Scorch: It's not my fault we have sponsors!

Sponsors include: Animefangirl1 and Microsoft Word.

-5 minutes later-

Scorch: Okay I'm not sure how 2 sponsors take five minutes but we're back and----

Technical difficulties. Please stand by

-5 minutes later-

Scorch: What the hell just happened?! [Points at camera guy, who is also her brother]

DMV: [messes with camera again]

---Static---

Scorch: Quit doing that damnit! You're pissing me the hell off!

DMV: [tries to mess with camera]

Scorch: [pusses red button]

DMV: [gets tazed]

Security: [drags him away]

Scorch: Thank you and if we can now continue. The first question is. What if Kurama hated school?

Yusuke: He wouldn't be the perfect student?

Kuwabara: Nuh uh Urameshi. Kurama's too smart to hate school.

Scorch: This is a what IF question you idiot!

Kurama: My mother would be disappointed.

Hiei: What in hell is school?

Botan: It's a place humans go to learn. And I think that he'd be more like Yusuke.

Yusuke: Hey!

Scorch: It isn't our fault you're a dimwit.

Yusuke: Hey!

Scorch: Aright next question. One Kurama won't even be able to answer. When will then be now?

Yusuke:???

Kuwabara: Huh?

Kurama: I don't know.

Hiei: What in all Makai are you talking about?

Botan: [shrugs]

Scorch: The answer is, soon. If any of you had bothered to watch the movie Space Balls you might have known that. Next question, but this one is directed towards Kayori and Sapphire. What if Hiei was never bent on destroying the human world?

Sapphire: Then he wouldn't have been in the series.

Kayori: I don't think Kurama would have been either.

Scorch: Correct. Next question, what if Kuwabara was trapped under a bus and Hiei was `trying' to save him?

Contestants: [imagine Hiei getting into the bus and behind the wheel then running over Kuwabara and backing over Kuwabara; repeats 5 times]

Hiei: [smirking]

Other contestants: [shiver and get the blue lines on faces]

Scorch: Okay then. We have a special guest for the next question. Please welcome Yukina!

Yukina: [walks in and takes seat by Hiei]

Scorch: Who is Yukina's brother and who is Hiei's sister?

Hiei: [twitches]

Yusuke: Hiei's Yukina's brother. And the other way around.

Kuwabara: Why didn't you punks tell me!?

Kurama: Because Hiei would have killed us.

Botan: Yes that is the truth.

Hiei: I'm going to kill you. [points at Scorch]

Scorch: Hehehe. [nervous]

Yukina: Oniisan! [hugs Hiei]

Scorch: Now the last question before Hiei brutally slaughters me, uh I mean before the show is over and I get more questions to ask. What if Hiei liked frozen yogurt instead of sweet snow?

Yusuke and Kuwabara: What's sweet snow?

Kurama: It's what Hiei calls Ice cream. And he'd eat that instead of ice cream.

Botan: Yes and we'd get to see him go into a frozen dessert coma.

Hiei fan girls: No! Hiei wouldn't give up sweet snow! Watch! [throws 10 gallons of sweet snow onto the stage… thing]

Sweet snow: [spills every where and is now inedible]

Hiei and Scorch: [glare at fan girls] You ruined sweet snow!

Hiei: [starts attacking his fan girls]

Fan girls: [all starry eyed until they realize he's trying to KILL them and they run so far away]

Scorch: Well that's all the time we have for today. Please join us next time on, damnit I still don't have a name for this show! Oh well. (stage lights are falling from ceiling because Hiei's still after the fan girls)

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Psychic: Well that chapters done. [sighs]

Sapphire: What's with you?

Psychic: I had to bribe Hiei with my secret stash of sweet snow. And when I say my it means Scorch's and now she's gonna kill me.

Sapphire: Right, well it was nice knowing ya.

Psychic: Baka hanyou! Anyway please review and please feel free to give me ideas for questions cause that was all I had.

Hiei: [eating about 5 different kinds of sweet snow]

Scorch: My sweet snow!