Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Tantei Trivia ❯ Chapter 3

Psychicfiredemoness: Wow I got more reviews, thank ye so much.

Hiei: What idiot questions are you going you ask this time?

Psychic: The hell if I'm about to tell you and ruin the plot.

Hiei: There is no plot to this.

Psychic: Maybe so but what's your point? I own nothing but my psycho mind.

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Chapter 3

Scorch: Okay I've almost thought of more questions.

Hiei: Does that mean we can leave now?

Scorch: NO!!! And just for that… [pushes button]

Hiei: [tazed]

Scorch: This time we will be asking trivia questions such as how much can a ten gallon hat hold.

Kurama: Less then one.

Scorch: That was an example! But before the break, what would happen if Hiei were to take mood elevators?

Contestants: [shrug]

Scorch: Let us see.

Sapphire: [puts 5 mood elevators down his throat]

Hiei: [starts singing] We are the champions my friends.

Kayori: He's seriously tone deaf.

Yusuke: [cracking up and taping Hiei singing]

Scorch: Okay time for the brief break in which Hiei hopefully comes back to his senses.

-30 minutes later-

Hiei: [back to his normal self]

Scorch: That took longer than expected but we're back. So the first question. (and these are true) How many strands of spider web does it take to make a 1 inch wide ribbon?

Yusuke: How the hell are we supposed to know that?!

Scorch: By guessing. And that counted as your turn.

Kuwabara: 1000?

Kurama: 5000

Hiei: If it's a spider demon than 5.

Scorch: Right. But there's kind of a difference between spider and spider demon. And there goes your turn.

Botan: Uh 3859?

Scorch: As usual Kurama is correct. Now name a sea mammal that dreams.

Yusuke: A dolphin.

Kuwabara: A shark.

Hiei: Sharks are fish not mammals you idiot.

Kurama: A Whale.

Hiei: Whale.

Botan: I'm going to agree with them.

Scorch: Curse you fox boy! Stop getting the freakin' right answers! Okay then do any of you watch horror movies?

Yusuke: Oh I do!

Kuwabara: No they're too scary.

Everyone: [sweatdrops]

Kurama: Not many.

Hiei: No.

Botan: I had to watch Barney once does that count?

Scorch: In this case yes even though it isn't a movie. Okay the question is who is Jonathan Breck? Yusuke goes last because he may have some faint idea who he is.

Kuwabara: Uh Dracula?

Kurama: The wolf man?

Hiei: He plays some demon.

Botan: Barney?

Yusuke: He was the guy that played the Creeper in both the Jeepers Creepers movies.

Scorch: He has a brain! It's a miracle!

Yusuke: Hey!

Scorch: What sport do the most people die in when playing?

Yusuke: Racing.

Kuwabara: Stop stealing my answers Urameshi!

Kurama: Drag racing.

Hiei: Bushido. (sp?)

Botan: Quidditch.

Scorch: Where the hell did that come from Botan?! The CORRECT answer is golf and it is because the players die from heart attacks and strokes.

(now for the not so true questions)

Scorch: Why is Kuwabara such a complete idiot?

Kuwabara: Hey! I'm not an idiot!

Scorch: Okay then an imbecile , moron, fool, twit, or prat. You have your choice of one of the five.

Kuwabara: Uh, hey wait I'm not any of those!

Scorch: Uh huh sure. Anyway back to the question.

Yusuke: Because he has no brain.

Kurama: Yusuke if he didn't have a brain he couldn't be alive.

Sapphire: Thank you captain obvious.

Kurama: And besides he probably has a disorder.

Hiei: I think he got dropped on his head.

Botan: I think he's retarded.

Scorch: That would go under a mental disorder. And it's more polite to say down syndrome, it just is. And `if' he had down syndrome wouldn't he be well in the other classes and stuff?

Kuwabara: I'm not retarded! And you guys shouldn't insult me for I am the Great Kuwabara and I have a sword. [takes out spirit sword]

Yusuke: [starts laughing]

Kuwabara: Shut up Urameshi! Or do you wanna fight!

Yusuke: Sure.

Two boys: [fight]

Kuwabara: [unconscious]

Scorch: Well now that ANOTHER one of our contestants is in la la land somewhere. We better wrap this episode up. See ya next time on, why do I STILL not have a name for this show!? Why damnit! Why!?

Kayori: This episode has been brought to thanks to Fishy Joe's. And try Fishy Joe's new walrus juice. Ride the walrus. (It was on Futurama, which I don't own and never will)

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Psychic: Another chapter another box of stolen pens.

Hiei: Wasn't that on Simpsons?

Scorch: Was it?

Psychic: Will you two shut up before I make both of you contestants on the show , and I become the host. Bwahahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!! I'm done.

Hiei: Good, that means we don't have to be on the show anymore.

Psychic: I meant I was done with the laughing you jackass.

Hiei: Hn.