Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Tantei Trivia ❯ Chapter 4

Psychicfiredemoness: Hi everybody!

Crowd: Hi Dr. Nick!

Psychic: I'm not Dr. Nick!

Crowd: Oh. [disperse]

Psychic: Right, well it seems more people like my story then I thought.

Hiei: No they're only lying to spare your feelings.

Psychic: [throws a gallon of chum on him] Your new name is Chumly. Now dance Chumly!

Hiei: My name isn't chumly and I won't dance!

Psychic: [pushes button for roof removal]

Roof: [seagulls come down to peck at chumly, I mean Hiei]

Hiei: [running around]

Psychic: I still need ideas for this to go on as a story but I thought of something painfully random. I hope that you like it and I own nothing.

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Chapter 4

Scorch: Hello people of the audience! Today we have some complications with the show.

Yusuke: Do we want to know?

Scorch: Because of poor funding we have `slightly' poor electrical wiring and some of you may-

Botan: [gets shocked] (I don't have anything against her but she hadn't been tazed yet)

Scorch: -get shocked at random.

Botan: [smoking] (literally, she got fried)

Scorch: Oh and Botan you can blame the network because we have poor funding.

Botan: [nods]

Kuwabara: [gets shocked]

Scorch: Okay we'll be taking pledges during this episode. The number of this station will be shown at the break, in about, 3,2,1.

-5 minutes later-

Scorch: Okay lets start the questions. Why is Hiei so full of himself?

Yusuke: Because he's Hiei.

Kuwabara: I think it's cause he can use the Dragon attack.

Scorch: Hey he can think.

Kuwabara: Hey!

Kurama: Too many reasons to list.

Hiei: [glares]

Botan: I'm going to agree with Kurama on this one.

Scorch: Okay. According to superstition, what is cure for eye trouble?

Yusuke: Glasses.

Kuwabara: Carrots?

Kurama: I don't even know that.

Scorch: Finally a question Kurama doesn't know the answer to!

Kurama: [gets shocked]

Hiei: Stabbing their eyes.

Botan: {scoots as far away from Hiei as she can] Uh splashing water in your eyes?

Scorch: The correct answer is pierced ears. Next-

Hiei: [gets shocked]

Scorch: -question. Who said `The only good is knowledge, the only evil is ignorance'?

Yusuke and Kuwabara: Kurama!

Kurama: [sweatdrops] I've never said that.

Scorch: That counts as your-[gets shocked] -answer.[coughs out puff of smoke]

Hiei: Some human scholar.

Botan: Socrates.

Scorch: How in all -[shocked and coughs more smoke] hell did you know that?

Botan: I pilot the River Styx, I know those things.

Audience: [gets shocked]

Scorch: This is why we need pledges people. Now, where are the worlds largest earth worms found?

Yusuke: [gets shocked twice] America.

Kuwabara: Canada.

Kurama: Brazil.

Hiei: I only now of Japan you baka!

Botan: Uh New Zealand?

Scorch: Australia, how big can they get?

Yusuke: Uh 5 feet?

Kuwabara: 20 feet.

Kurama: 14 feet.

Hiei: 12 feet.

Botan: 10 feet.

Scorch: I think we've entered the Twilight Zone. Kurama didn't know yet Hiei did. But what rodent has more bones than a human? Hm, not so smart now are you?!

Hiei: A mouse.

Kuwabara: Mouse! [screams like a girl]

Scorch: [glares at Hiei for getting the answer right and pushes button]

Everyone: [gets shocked]

Scorch, Kurama, and Botan: [ hair is sticking out in a starburst like thing, so it's pointing out everywhere]

Hiei: [hair has electricity running through it]

Scorch: Hiei the demon lightning rod. [coughs smoke] I think that my have shorted out that breaker. Let's see. [about to push button]

Everyone: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scorch: Oh fine. [removes hand]

Everyone: [sighs in relief]

Light above: [falls onto button]

Everyone: [gets shocked again]

Scorch: Guess that the breaker still works.

Everyone: [coughs out smoke]

Scorch: That's the end of this episode. And please remember to send us a small pledge so this doesn't happen again. Have a ice day and good night. [falls backward and passes out]

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Psychic: Okay that was the painful idea. What do you think? And the pledge thing is you send a review for this chapter and that is a pledge. If I manage to get ten for this chapter the breakers will be fixed or if you guys want I can keep the breakers broken for a while well we all get horribly shocked and cough up smoke.

Hiei: You'd better fix the breakers! [in a straight jacket and tied to a dolly lift so he doesn't KILL Psychic in a painful and brutal manner]

Psychic: Uh huh. And you ain't getting out of that thing until you calm the hell down!

Hiei: [struggles and falls on side]

Psychic: Well please please please! Give me new question ideas and I would like to thank those who did give me ideas. So thank you Animefangirl1, eternal-sailor-chibi-chibi, and Himura-chan, your help has been greatly appreciated.