Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Case ❯ Fly Away ( Chapter 1 )

Hey every one I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. Now that that's settled on with the fic!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Let me tell you about one of the worst cases I ever had. Case? You're probably wondering. Well see my friend Yusuke is a Spirit detective and I am his partner. So whenever Koenma assigns a case I'll tell Yusuke and the rest of the team. Afterwards, while on the case I'll help where I can. So anyways Koenma assigns yet another case. Nothing new here, right? Wrong. I had no idea I'd be playing such a big part in this case. By the way my name's Botan, the deity of death at your service.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It was a beautiful and quiet day in Rekai. No heavy crimes, and everyone bustling about doing their normal jobs with no complaints or problems. It was a wonderful quiet day...too quiet. Botan ran through the halls to get out quickly. It was her week off and she was sure as hell going to take it! She barely made it out before...

"BOTAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Botan sighed and bowed her head in defeat as she trudged to the room of the young Rekai prince.

Koenma ignored Botan's glare as she entered the room. "Took you long enough! I have a new case for you and the others."

Botan's left eye twitched. "What about vacation?"

"I know its going to kill the others to find out that they'll have to spend their vacation time on a mission."

"Them?! What about me!?!?!"

Koenma shook his head. "You shouldn't act like that Botan. It makes you look childish. So anyways your mission is to find a demon hiding out in Las Vegas. He plans to hypnotize the people by making them addicted to gambling and make them do unreasonable things. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal but he plans to hypnotize the president of the U.S. and force him to make a law about every one having to gamble. Soon enough he'll have the whole country under his control and make them all slaves. They when then aid him in taking over the world."

"This case seems stupid." Botan pouted. "AND I WANT MY VACATION!!!!!!"

"Chop, Chop Botan. Time waits for noone."

Botan gave an exasperated sigh and stomped out the room.

"Don't forget to close the door!" A large bang was then heard and a ceiling tile fell on Koenma's head. "@.@ Oww..."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"So I hope you all aren't too upset."

"Upset?"

"WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS!!!" Yusuke and Kuwabara high fived at the same time as they jumped around in joy.

Hiei rolled his eyes. "Idiots."

"So when are we leaving?" Kurama questioned.

"Oh, as soon as possible. I hope you got a good grade in English." Botan said in a sing song voice.

Kuwabara jumped up. "But I don't know any English!"

"I thought as much so I brought this." Botan pulled out two cds out of thin air labeled 'How to Learn English in an Amount of Time It Takes to Go to Las Vegas from Tokyo, FOR DUMMIES.'(aka-HTLEIAAOTITTGTLVFT,FD)

"For Dummies! I am not a dummy!"

Everyone coughed and looked a away from Kuwabara ,except for Hiei who gave an amused 'Hn.'

"So anyways let's go to the airport. And here's your cd Kuwabara, and here yours Yusuke."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"All first class passengers for flight 666 start boarding in gate 13."

Botan stood up. "That's us."

"First class? What was so bad about this case again?"

"Yusuke."

"What."

"Shut up and get in the plane."

"Okay people please safely secure you luggage in the overhead compartment and when you are done please have a seat and buckle up."

"Hey lady my seatbelt's too small."

"THEN LOSE SOME DAMN WEIGHT YOU FAT CRETIN!!!!"

The man ran off the plane crying.

"Anyone else have a question? TO BAD I DON'T CARE!! LET'S GO PILOT!!!!!"

"Yes mam! Please don't hurt me!"

"Hmpph! I'm surrounded by idiots." The flight attendant(we'll call her Eva) turned to Botan. Hey you with the blue hair give me your seat."

"Hey, I paid for this seat. Besides, aren't you supposed to be helpful?"

"Did I ask you to talk?! NO! I TOLD YOU TO GIVE ME THE DAMN SEAT!!!!!"

Botan's eye started to twitch." Look, please don't get me mad. I'm already giving up my vacation to go on this stupid 'business trip' so don't bother me."

"Well, aren't we upset. Don't get your panties in a knot."

*Ding* "All passengers please prepare for take off." *Ding*

The sudden jolt of movement made Eva fall backwards onto Hiei. "Get off me onna."

Botan massaged her temples. "This is going to be a long trip." She felt a hand patting her back encouragingly.

"Aye, lass. She be always bringin' hell to dis 'ere plane."

"Huh?" Botan looked up to see the person next to her take his hat off.

"Remember me? I guess you wouldn't since I'm not floatin' in the middle of the air."

"Jin, right?"

"Aye, lassie you're smarter than you look."

"What's that supposed to mean?!" Botan again started to get agitated. (Not a great day for her huh? ^_^)

Jin put his hand behind his head and chuckled nervously. "So, What is your name exactly?"

"It's Botan. What's your business in ningenkai anyway?"

"Oh I didn't want to stay in Makai any longer, so I decided to come to this 'ere world. What about you, lass."

"I'm here on business. Koenma assigns cases, me and the rest of the guys do them. Since Yusuke is a spirit detective."

"Uhuh.." Jin nodded repeatedly before he felt a large hit on the back of the head.

"I'm glad you appreciate the deep V-neck cut on my shirt but I'm up here."

"Whoa lassie! You got a good left hook there."

"Yeah remember that the next time you decide to enjoy the scenery on my chest."

*Ding* "Hello passengers I hope you are enjoying the flight since the pilot jumped out of the plane saying something about evil harpies in the sky. It's absolutely ludicrous. I know. But not to worry the other pilot is still there."

"Geronimo!"

"No! Don't pull me out! YOU BASTAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD.....!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Umm..well it seems that our pilot has jumped out the plane and has thankfully pulled out Eva the flight attendant out with her. We currently have no pilot right now but not to worry we'll find some random people to fly the plane. Thank you." *Ding*

"NOONE'S FLYING THE PLANE!!!!!!!!!"

"Hey you! With the blue hair and the guy next to her, you get to fly the plane."

"I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FLY A PLANE!!!!!"

Jin smiled. "Don't worry yer pretty little self over that. I'll help you."

Botan looked hopeful. "You know how to fly a plane?"

"Nope. But I'll help you."

Botan face faulted. "How would that help?"

"I'd get to sit next to you."

Botan punched Jin in the stomach. "BE SERIOUS!!! THIS CAN CAUSE ALL THE PEOPLE ON THE PLANE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!"

"WE'RE GONNA DIE?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!" People on the plane started to run around causing the plane to shake and bounce around in the sky.

"NONO!!! YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BE FINE!" Botan breathed a sigh of relief as everyone calmed down. She gave a huff as she was dragged to the pilot's seat of the plane.

"Okay I don't have the slightest clue what to do. What about you Botan?"

"I think we put those head thingies on. Oh wait there an instruction manual." Botan bent over and pulled out a book labeled 'Flying Airplanes to Las Vegas because the Flight Attendant Made You Do It and You Are Stuck With an Idiot as Your Co-pilot, for Dummies (aka-FATLVBTFAMYDIAYASWAIAYC-P,FD).'

"What a lucky lassie you are it's only one wee little page."

"Shut up, Jin. Okay, it says that you just have to steer this and try not to run in to anything or crash. That sounds easy. Any red thing that comes up on the radar screen we don't run in to it. You got that, Jin?"

"I'll take the chicken meal and get me a couple of cans of Pepsi."(which I don't own)

"Okay, and what will you have miss?"

Botan sighed at Jin's small attention span. "Just give me a lot of desserts."

"Okay there you both go." Botan rolled her eyes as Jin opened a can of Pepsi and watched the flight attendant's butt as she walked away.>>>6 hours and 100 cases of Pepsi cans later>>>

"I will survive! I will survive!"

Botan smacked her head as she watch the antics of the wind master.

"Sing it with me lassie!"

"Oh God no. AND TURN OFF THAT INTERCOM!!!!!"

Jin pouted. "Yer no fun."

"No more soda for you. You have some chemical imbalance it's making you drunk off of soda."

"HEY EVYBODY *hic* BOTAN'S NAKED!! SHE'S A PRETTY LASS SHE IS!!!!!!!!!*hic*"

"I AM NOT NAKED!!!" Botan suddenly found her self surrounded and being clawed at by middle aged men.

"Hey! Get yer hands offa her!! *hic*" Jin then started throwing a few men across the plane and everyone ran back to their seat.

Botan shook her head. "I should of ran faster. I would have been out of reach of the little brat, and I would of had my vacation instead of being on this stupid case."

"Las Vegas International Airport preparing for landing of flight 666 from Tokyo."

"Yeah, yeah. Get me off this flight from hell." Botan said as she pressed the specially made for amateurs auto land button.

The flight was over and everyone started to get off the plane. Kurama, being the gentleman he is, got Botan's bag bags for her as she dragged the intoxicated demon out of the pilot's seat. Kuwabara and Yusuke took off their headphones and walked to the front of the plane.

"Hey Botan what are you doing in the pilot's area? And why is Jin here?"

"This lass ere *hic* has gotten me to *hic* feeling all horny."

Kuwabara and Yusuke gave Botan a funny look.

"Don't ask."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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