Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Case ❯ At the Hotel ( Chapter 2 )

Hey every one I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. Now that that's settled on with the fic!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Let me tell you about one of the worst cases I ever had. Case? You're probably wondering. Well see my friend Yusuke is a Spirit detective and I am his partner. So whenever Koenma assigns a case I'll tell Yusuke and the rest of the team. Afterwards, while on the case I'll help where I can. So anyways Koenma assigns yet another case. Nothing new here, right? Wrong. I had no idea I'd be playing such a big part in this case. By the way my name's Botan, the deity of death at your service.~~~~~~~~~~~~~Last time we left them~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Hey Botan what are you doing in the pilot's area? And why is Jin here?"

"This lass ere *hic* has gotten me to *hic* feeling all horny."

Kuwabara and Yusuke gave Botan a funny look.

"Don't ask."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The group started walking towards the baggage claim.

"Well seeing that we didn't bring anything but carry on luggage I suppose we don't need to stay in the airport."

"Uh...Kurama what do we do about him." Yusuke pointed to Botan where Jin was currently rubbing against her leg.

"Such smooth skin..."

-_-' Botan sighed. "Let's just get to the hotel." Botan dragged Jin along as she struggled to walk away while he's clinging to her leg.

"What hotel are we going to anyway." Kuwabara scratched his head.

"Good question. Wait let me ask Koenma." Botan reached into her pocket for her communication mirror. Her face twisted into puzzled look when she didn't find it.

"Ooh pretty buttons." Jin was floating in the air playing with the mirror.

"Jin get down here!"

"Make me!" Jin stuck his tongue out at Botan.

"GRR..." Botan summoned her oar and flew towards Jin.

"You can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man!"

"Mommy Mommy! The people are flying!"

The woman sighed. "You're tired from the flight let's go."

Jin landed on the ground and made a run for it.

Hiei shook his head. "This is stupid."

"Don't just look guys!!! CATCH HIM!!!"

Yusuke smirked. "But you're doing just fine."

"NOW!!!!!" Botan brandished her oar.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Heyy lass...you wanna let me go yet?"

Botan tightened her hold on Jin in the headlock. "Not until we get to the hotel. I can't afford to do anymore damage control."

"Do I get to stay in yer room?"

Botan punched Jin in the face. "That's the Pepsi(don't own it) talking."

"Everyone off."

Everyone started unboarding the bus. Botan started walking with the small group following. After walking for a while, she stopped in front of a tall building. "Here's the hotel."

Yusuke looked up."That is one big ass hotel."

Botan shifted to get a better grip on Jin's neck. "It's half casino and our main suspect is the owner."

"You explained all that already let's just go in so I can call my dear Yukina."

"Hn."

Botan sighed in defeat. "Fine."

The small group walked into the lobby of the building and went to the front counter. Kurama rang the small bell. The he rang it again. And again. Until someone decided to come help.

"Hola madam. Can I help you?"

Kurama frowned slightly as someone snickered behind him. "Yes, don't use Spanish and French terms in the same greeting, and I'm here for a previously reserved room."

"Yeah, yeah. Whose name is it under?"

"Koyenma Dakyo."

"Penthouse Suite B. Second to highest floor. Here's your keys have a nice stay." The clerked dropped the keys on the table and went back to doing whatever he was doing before.==============------------_____________-------------=========== ========

Yusuke looked around the room. "Nice. This is better than what I have at home."

"That's because all your stuff is crap."

"Shut up Kuwabara. Like your junk is any better."

"HEY IT'S- I JUST NEED TO FIX IT ALRIGHT!!!!!!"

"SHUT UP!!!!! I JUST GOT JIN TO GO TO SLEEP SO I CAN GET A BREAK!!!!!!!!"

"But lassie I'm right ere."

"GO BACK TO SLEEP!!!!!!" Botan hit Jin over the head with a random object which happened to be the METAL BEASEBALL BAT OF DOOM![dun, dun, dun..!] (Whoa that was corny..)

"Goodnite starlite.."

"So guys where did Hiei go?" Botan said as she put away the bat.

"Wep peplin won wu tudley owswide."

"Huh?"

Kurama spat out the toothpaste in his mouth. "I said he's sleeping on a tree outside."

"Awww...I didn't get to explain our jobs tomorrow."

"We gotta work now?" Yusuke face faulted at the thought.

"Of course! We're undercover. Anyway we get to work in this very hotel/casino."

"Well it saves us on the travel time but what exactly do we do?"

"I'm not quite sure but...um..YEAH! I'll just go to my room now."

"Aww...What about me good night kissy-poo?"

"GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"WAKE UP!!!!!!!!"

"You're not my mommy Shizuru...."

"School is stupid..."

*SNORE*

"Ignore me huh?" Botan then pulled out her favorite bat and proceeded to hit every one over the head.

"OW!!"

"SON OF A-!!!!!"

"ME HEAD!!!!!"

"WHERE'S MY ASPRIN!!!!"

Botan smiled. "Glad to see that your smiling faces, but we have a job to do so hop to it before I get in trouble."

Kurama rubbed his aching head. "We don't even know what our job is."

Botan smiled sheepishly as she poked the pads of her index fingers together. "Oh yeah." Everyone glared at her. "SO, Let's go get Hiei!"

"I'm right here onna."

"Then, I guess I'll take a nice relaxing run down the STAIRS!!!" Botan made a mad dash down the staircase with the others in tow.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Next time on The case:
"I HAVE TO WEAR WHAT!?!?"
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Whoa this chapter must've stunk! DON'T HURT ME! What can I say my computer was out of commission and I hand to depend on the kindness or other that had computers. I'll try to get back on track but only with reviews...at least 5 maybe? I beg of you! Oh well look at the time I got stolen bishies to exploit.
~Ja ne ^_^