Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Concert from Hell ❯ The Flashback and Why ( Chapter 2 )

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Chapter 2

The Flashback and Why

Yusuke: Where did you get those tickets anyway?

Hiei: Yes, I think we'd all like to hear how the incompetent fool got expensive tickets so easily! *mockingly*

Kuwabara: Well. Wait a minute, you called me in-com-po-ten-t!

Hiei: *smirks evilly*

Kuwabara: Like I was saying.

Flashback:

Narrator Kuwabara: Well, I was umm walking down the street when some old dude walked up to me.

Some Old Dude: EEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kuwabara: Hey look, some old dude!

[Hiei: Yes, I think we already know that baka.]

[Kuwabara: Well, anyway.]

Some Old Dude: he-he-he-re, t-take them! *shoves tickets in Kuwabara's hands*

Kuwabara: Hey, thanks some old dude!

Some Old Dude: *runs away yelling* I'M FREE, I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

End Flashback/Present:

All Except Kuwabara: -.- Umm, o-kay…

Yusuke: I'm still not going!

Koenma: Oh yes you are!

Yusuke: >o< Why?!

Koenma: We have reason to believe that something is going to happen at that concert and we need you to go check it out, so I'm afraid you will be going and I hope that you don't suffer… much! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* HA!!! *disappears*

All: *thinks* what the fuck?!

Kurama: When is that concert anyway?

Kuwabara: … umm… *looks at tickets* *tickets are upside-down*

Hiei: *grabs* *tries to rip in half* *can't* Damn!

Yusuke: *let me see* *grabs from Hiei* *tries to rip in half* *can't* Damn!

Kurama: *grabs* *tries to rip in half* *can't* Damn!

All Three: WE'RE DOOOOOOOOOOMMEEEDDDDDD!!!

Next Day:

Yusuke: Come on! If we have to go you do to!

Boton: But-but!

Hiei: I must say, I actually agree with the baka for once.

Kurama: Yes, I do to.

Boton: 0.0 *puppy dog eyes*

Yusuke, Hiei and Kurama: *drags Boton all the way to concert*

At the Concert:

Kuwabara: *excited*

Hiei, Kurama, Yusuke and Boton: *desperately trying to rip the tickets*

They all got to the front of the line to get in a couple moments later.

Ticket Dude: (and yes, I do like saying the word dude if you haven't noticed yet) My name is Charley, I have a mental disorder and I worship a purple duck name Bob, may I see your tickets?

All Except Charley: Umm, o-kay… *all hand tickets to Charley*

Charley: *rips tickets in half*

Yusuke, Kurama and Hiei: Oo But-but?!

Charley: Okay, you can go in now.

Boton: Please don't make us!

Charley: Go, now!

They all went in and everyone except Kuwabara was very unhappy about it. There were more people then you would think, many seats were full.

Hiei: What are all of these ningens thinking?!

Kurama: To tell you the truth, I have no idea. -_-

Boton: Why would anyone want to came to a concert when the name of the band is The Screaming Pink Bunnies?! Humans are becoming more pathetic every day!

Hiei: Now you're seeing it my way. ^_^