Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Concert from Hell ❯ The Lotto ticket and the Madness of Britany Spears ( Chapter 3 )

I can't believe I'm already on chapter 2! ^o^ You know, I'm working on a story with Chaotic Kittie and 2 of my own and it's kindda confusing. -.-' Well, onto the story I guess…

Disclaimer: Now I have a paper towel and a used tissue! ^_^

As they walk to their seats they notice that someone's in one of them.

Kuwabara: *looks at seat number on ticket* Hey, he took my seat!

Dude in the seat: No, this is my penguin!

Kurama: Kuronue?

Hiei: Oh no, not that baka again!

Kuronue: Hey, it's the midget!

Hiei: Call me that one more time bat boy!

Kuronue: Bring it on midget!

*BIG smock cloud*

Yusuke: Umm, are we missing something or is it just me?

Kurama: You remember Kuronue, from the "movie".

Kuwabara: Oh, that dude with the bat wings!

Boton: You just now figured that out?!

Kurama: What are you even doing here anyway?

Kuronue: To see The Screaming Pink Bunnies duh!

All Except Kuronue: -.-

Kuronue: *cheesy smile*

Hiei: Let me guess. *points to sign saying FREE BEER*

Kuronue: Oh, well, you see-

Hiei: Damn bat, can't you go a day without that ningen crap?!

Kuronue: No-wait, yes!

Hiei: You are useless!

Kurama: Okay, save it for later okay.

Kuronue: But he called me useless-

Hiei: He called me short!

Kurama: You are useless and you are short, get used to it!

Kuronue and Hiei: *glares at each other*

Kuwabara: What's wrong with them?

Kurama: They hate and want to kill each other. I don't know why, but they do. They only get along when they're sugar high and drunk.

Kuwabara: So can I have my seat now?

Kuronue: NO! Like I said before, this-is-my-seat!!!! *shows ticket* SEE!

Yusuke: That's a lotto ticket!

Kuronue: Lotto, what's a lotto?

All: *looks at Yusuke*

Yusuke: I'm going to ignore that. How did you get in here anyway if you didn't have a ticket?

Kuronue: You know, I was wondering the same thing.

All Except Kuronue: *anime style fall*

Kuwabara: Hey look, the opening band is coming on!

All Except Kuwabara and Kuronue: Oh no anything but that! *Britany Spears comes on stage* AAAAAAAAAAH!

Kuwabara: What's so bad about Britany Spears?

Hiei: Oh, I don't know, maybe because she's a gay slut!

Kuwabara: How dare you!

Hiei: are you telling me that you like her?

Kuwabara: Of course, I worship the ground that she walks on!

Hiei: Hn. Baka, how can anyone worship her?

Kuronue: I do-I do!

Kurama: Oo You worship her? How could you sink so low?

Kuronue: Easily! ^_^

Britany Spears: *starts to sing Oops, I did it Again off key*

All Except Kuronue and Kuwabara: AAAAAAAH! THE MADNESS!

As the hours rolled on the song finally ended. Then She started over! ^_^

All Except Kuronue and Kuwabara: WHY MUST I SUFFER THIS WAAAAAY?

Oh, how can I be so cruel? Easily! It is fun to be cruel! Oh and for the Kuronue thing, that's an inside joke with Crystal Green Dragon, Chaotic Kittie (and yes, Kittie not kitty!) and me. A little hard to understand if you don't know it though.

So now go and review! PLEASE! And now to start chapter 4! ^_^