Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Concert from Hell ❯ The Evil Sing-Along of Doom ( Chapter 5 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Hi happy viewers! ^_^ I'm here with yet another chapters that I thought I wouldn't even get past chapter 2!

Sorry it took so long to get the chapter up! I had a BIG writers block, but I'm back to writtin' again! Now to continue with my evil fan fiction! BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAH!

Disclaimer:

Me: I do not own YYH, however I do own an N 64, a GBA, and a GC, a PS2 AND taffy! ^____________^

Jin: Mmm, fudge. ^____________^

Me: … o-kay, sure…

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Me: Hehe, money, okay, now for the REAL story!

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Kuwabara: Can I have my seat back now?

Kuronue: No! What part don't you understand about you can't have this seat?!

Kuwabara: Uh, the part where you were talking.

Kuronue: -__-' I'm still keeping this seat, I mean I do have the ticket! *holds up lotto ticket* Oo What?!

Yusuke: *has ticket* *tars ticket in half (okay, first he can't tar it in half, then Charley tars it in half so I suppose this doesn't make much sense, but it's better then nothing right? *crickets chirping in background*)

Kuronue: My lotto ticket!

All except Kuronue: -.- O-kay…

Kuronue: Hey look it! (hehe, Navi) Beethoven is finally stopping!

Dude on Stage: And now for The Screaming Pink Bunnies!

Jin: Umm… excuse me Mister Dude on Stage, where is the fudge?

Yusuke: Jin, what are you doing here?

Jin: … Oh, hello… I didn't know you were here.

Yusuke: Hi, umm, what was that whole "fudge thing"?

Jin: … Uh… I like fudge… ^___________________^ So who's the bat?

Kuronue: Why does everyone keep calling me that?!

Hiei: *sarcastically* Oh, I don't know, maybe because you are a bat.

Kuronue: Damn midget!

Hiei: Damn bat!

Kurama: Oh, you mean Kuronue, he's an old friend of mine.

Jin: Did you happen to see any fudge around here.

Yusuke: No… Why?

Jin: *points to the same sign that Kuronue pointed to that now read: FREE FUDGE!* I saw that sign so I flew in for a closer look. ^_^ Mmm, fudge.

Kuronue: So now there's a person who loves shiny things *Kurama sweat drops*, a person who loves beer, a person who loves ice cream *Hiei: ???* "sweet snow" and a person who loves fudge.

Jin: Mmm, fudge. ^_^

Kuronue: O-kay then…

Dude on Stage: Can I announce The Screaming Pink Bunnies now?

Jin: I like fudge. ^_^

Dude on Stage: And now, The Screaming Pink Bunnies! *Teletubbies walk out on stage with evil instruments of doom*

Kurama: Hah, I knew it!

Kuwabara: But it can't be!

All: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Tinkie Winkie: And now we shall torture you with our evil sing-along of doom!

Jin: No, not the evil sing-along of doom!

Dipsy: Yes, the evil sing along of doom!

Hiei: Stop saying the evil sing-along of doom!

Lala: Neveeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Hiei: You're just begging to die, aren't you?!

Po: Fuck you! *everyone in the audience gasps* Now, let us sing the evil sing-along of doom! *Teletubbies start to sing*

Boton: Must. Fight. Urge. To. Sing. Along!

Kuronue: Death to the mountains!

All Except Kuronue: -.-

Kuronue: Er- I meant the Teletubbies!

Hiei: Finally you're starting to make some sense!

Kuronue: What?!

Hiei: -.- I said you're an idiot!

Yusuke: Can we kill them now?

Kurama: I am against killing, but I quite agree with Yusuke.

Okay! Another chapter down!

If you have any questions or ideas feel free to put `em in a review! ^^

Oh, and thanks for the idea for Jin rinkurocks!