Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Concert from Hell ❯ I Love VH1 Comments ( Chapter 7 )

Quote of the Day: "Now I know what it's like to be a fire breathing dragon." -The dude on the TV

It took a while, but I've finally started writing again! ^^ And GAWD IS IT HOT!!!! I'm just sitting in my room on the COM (I'm not sitting on it, I'm just ON it! ^___^;;) in a house WITH NO AC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -___-'''' I need a fan in my room, I wonder what my mom did with mine… Oh, and now my dad and I are going out to get ice, I suppose my writing can wait far 15 mins! ^___^;;

Later:

I'm back and my hands are numb! ^___^;; I like ice, Touya and Yukina are lucky that they're ice/snow adepts! ^___^;; I like winter the most out of the four seasons! Anyhow, I should get to the disclaimer.

Disclaimer: Well, I own the second and first Fruits Basket mangas! ^^ And now here's a random seen I love from chapter 11:

CRASH

Kyo's holding his head while Yuki's holding the bottom of his face.

Yuki and Kyo: ……!

Shigure: *sweat drop* What are you two doing?

Hanajima: I saw it…

Kyo: What's with you?! I thought you were in a hurry to see your beloved Akito!

Hanajima: When he tried standing up, Kyo Sohma's head…

Yuki: What about you?! Wouldn't want to keep your darling Kagura waiting.

Hanajima: …crashed into Yuki Sohma's cheek (the lower part) as Yuki tried to go forward.

Yuki: Gimme a break! Why don't I wrap her up and give her to you!

Kyo: And I'll give you Akito.

They both start stomping off.

Yuki: I don't want 'im!

Shigure: *sweat drop* Hey, you two, where are you going?

Hanajima: End of explanation.

Yuki and Kyo: We're going home! *bicker bicker* *stomp stomp*

Shigure: *sweat drop*

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Touya: Maybe I shouldn't have given him fudge… *makes ice around hand and starts sucking on ice* (I like eating ice ^^)

Kurama: What do you mean?

Touya: Well you see him, when he's sugar high he acts even more retarded than Kuronue when he's drunk and Hiei on a sugar high.

Jin Fan Girl # 0.000000000000002: Yes, but he's still so adorable!

Yaoi Fan Girl #1.1111111111111111111111111111111111111111321: Is he gay?

Jin Fan Girl #0.0000000000000002: How dare you call him gay!

Yaoi Fan Girl #1.1111111111111111111111111111111111111111321: It was just a simple question! *Jin Fan Girl and Yaoi Fan Girl start fighting*

Lala: HELLO! We're dancing here!

Hiei: We noticed!

Yusuke: May I PLEASE kill them now?

Kuronue: Knock yourself out grandpa!

Kurama: Quite calling everybody grandpa!

Kuronue: Why?! T-T

Kurama: -.-;; Never mind, just go kill those stupid demons of EVIL! BUWA HA HAAAAAAHH!!!!

All Except Kurama: O.O

Kurama: What?!

Hiei: Kurama?

Kurama: Yes?

Hiei: What are you on?

Kurama: T-T

Yaoi Fan Girl #1.1111111111111111111111111111111111111111321: Are you gay?!

Kurama: NO! Leave me alone! T-T

Kuronue: Oh, oh, I know who's gay and he's right over there! *points to Haru from Fruits Basket*

Yaoi Fan Girl #1.1111111111111111111111111111111111111111321: *goes over to bug Haru*

Kurama: Thank you!

Kuronue: For what, grandpa?

Kurama: You know, you're not one to talk, seeing as you're older than I am.

Kuronue: I'm not old, I'm just big boned! T-T

Kurama: … Umm… okay…

Kuwabara: *gets hit by random hockey puck* (a/n: WHAT?! Hockey was just on!) x.x

Hiei: Thank you random hockey dude.

Random Hockey Dude: You're welcome random midget.

Hiei: T-T

Tinkie Winkie: HELLO?!

Yusuke: WE HEAR YOU ALREADY! Gawd, shut up!

Tinkie Winkie: T-T

Po: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz--

Lala: *hits Po over the head with drum set*

Po: x.x *dead*

Lala: BUWAHAHAH- *cough cough* *gasp*

Yusuke: Cool, one down and three to go!

Tinkie Winkie: You will pay for that last comment you little-

Yusuke: Spirit Gun! *… ummmmmm… oh, right, boom*

Tinkie Winkie: GAH! X_____x *dead*

Yusuke: ^^ I'm happy now! ^^

Hiei: -.-;; Baka.

Kuronue: *squinting at stage* I spy, with my middle eye…

Hiei: Hey, I'm the one with the middle… wait… or would that be top… okay, never mind.

Kuronue: … Anyhow! I spy, with my middle eye, something that's coming back to life… like pie! ^^

Kurama: Oh my god. -.-;;

Kuronue: No, really, they're coming back to life!

Kurama: … *squinting at stage* Huh, what do yah know, Kuronue's actually right for once…

Yusuke: What?! You mean I just wasted a spirit gun shot on that gay fag's ass?!

Kurama: Yeah, pretty much, sorry to say.

Yusuke: Stupid effing mother effers!

Kuronue: Yusuke, bad boy, no swearing!

Yusuke: (a/n: Gawd, I've been typing Fruits Basket fan fics for so long that every time I try to write "Yusuke" it ends up as "Yuki." Well, the do both start with "Yu.") Shut up, gramps!

Kuronue: *sigh* You don't understand how delicate a girl's feelings are, Yusuke.

Hiei: QUITE QUOTING THAT DAMN FRUITS BASKET!

DW: T.T

Hiei: If you love it so much, then why don't you marry it?!

DW: Because I'm not a retarded little fag, like some people I know-- hint, hint! (And I'm not talking about anime, sorry to say, KR and CK, HAHAHAHAHAHAH! You know I'm just kidding, we love you! ^^)

Hiei: -.-;; Baka.

Kuronue: *singing* Roy! Roy, Roy, Roy! Roy, Roy, Roy! Rooooooooy!

Touya: Can we please get on with this?

Kuronue: SHMITTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Hiei: What the hell are you doing up there?!

DW: Watching stupid commercials! What else would be singing "Roy!"

Kuronue: Mommy, take a picture!

DW: and for the rest of this chapter, unless I say otherwise, all dialog will come off of VH1 and commercials! (What?! It's 7:12AM, I've been up for an hour and 12 mins and I feel really high when I write this early while watching VH1's countdown on Saturdays!) Actually, if there's something not said on VH1 it will be in parenthesis! ^^

Hiei: -.-;;

Yusuke: Hah, sweet, I didn't even bet!

Kuronue: *singing* Oh baybah, I don wanna know. (GAH, I've lost the power of speech!)

Hiei: Gets the dry out…………………… when contacts are in.

Kurama: How many bars do you have?

Touya: Even select NFL tickets.

Kurama: Double the fun of the original. (a/n: This sounds like a really hentai conversation so lets move to someone else now! ^___^;;)

Po: Easy as DELL.

La La: Isgon burn fermedda say this. (a/n: Yeah, Usher's singin' and this was the first this he said, if you can't understand it, it's: It's going to burn for me to say this, but he pronounces it as: Isgon burn fermedda say this. ^___^;; Oh, cool, "Roses" is on! ^^ I can get good quotes from this!)

Tinkie Winkie: Stop throwing… the paper!

Dipsy: Beware the groove!

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There you go! Next chapter I will tell you, I will be making them sing a song that I made up just yesterday! It's called: "Totemo Totemo Ookii" and there'll be another thing I'm thinking of doing, it wont be anything major, but I've been wanting to us it for so long! ^^ Anyhow, please review and read the other stories Kitsune's Rose and I have written! Let's see, there's Famous Last Words and Conflicts Between the Rose and the Sword and I'll be posting another Inuyasha fan fiction that we wrote that used to be on my name before it was deleted.

Anyhow, I'd better get going! ^^

~Deadly Whispers