Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Concert from Hell ❯ *drools* Nabe... ^^ ( Chapter 8 )

Quote of the day: But in my territory, you're just a tiny, swordless man. -Kaito

Minna-san, konban wa! ^^ Just a little while ago I got a call from my grandparents; I have another cousin! ^^ My (well, and KR's, but this is MY a/n. *sheepish smile* Not that you're unloved or anything. *whistle whistle* LAM, jk!) aunt just gave birth. It's a girl, and my grandfather's all: 'I knew it was a girl' and 'See, I told you it was going to be a girl' and indeed he did. ^___^;; And I've just realized, now I'm the ONLY one in my entire family who's an only child! I'm happy about it too, from all I've hear, every older sibling want to be an only child at least once in their life. And besides, I'm completely content with four cousins. ^^ Anyhow, for some reason, that gave me the inspirational jump I needed! Sorry it took so long to update, but I've been busy and… un… inspired… BUT NOW I'M READY TO WRITE… type, technically… BUT OH WELL! ^^

Disclaimer: *singing* I'm eating a donut, I'm eating a donut1 (haha (Japanese for mother (of the speaker) ) brought home some Krispy Kreme's (sp?) donuts) *licking lemon filling off of plate* HAHAHAHAHAHAH! That sounds so wrong! ^^

Oh, and by the way, I'm planning to make the next chapter the last in this fan fic, so until I finish, I plan to take a temporary break from my other fan fictions (except maybe Thinks the 'Yu Yu Hakusho Characters Would Never Say') .

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Po: Easy as DELL.

La La: Isgon burn fermedda say this. (a/n: Yeah, Usher's singin' and this was the first this he said, if you can't understand it, it's: It's going to burn for me to say this, but he pronounces it as: Isgon burn fermedda say this. ^___^;; Oh, cool, "Roses" is on! ^^ I can get good quotes from this!)

Tinkie Winkie: Stop throwing… the paper!

Dipsy: Beware the groove!

Hiei: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL YOU FUCKING CREACHERS?!?!?!

Kuronue: Many things, my good friend, many things.

Kurama: T.T There's nothing wrong with meeeeeeeee!

Jin: What's wrong with fudge?!

Kuronue: MY BEER!

All: …

Kuronue: *watching handheld TV* Shut up, *Lain's on! *drools*

Kurama: *sweatdrops* He's been brainwashed again.

Hiei: Told you anime's evil-- *being mobbed by anime otaku girls*

Touya: … Does that happen often?

Yusuke, Kurama, and Boton: All the time! ^___^;;

Tinkie Winkie: And now we shall take a short intermission!

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! FINALLY!

Po: DON'T CHEAR!

Crowd: ………………………

Po: Now that's better! ^^

La La: … How's that better…?

Po: … Umm… internet…?

Back With the Yu Yu Gang During the Intermission:

Kuwabara: *wakes up* OMG, I'M MISSING LAIN!

Kuronue: HAHAH!

Kuwabara: GIMME THAT TV! *takes TV* **Hey, it's the one where the delivery dude hits on the random chick!

Kuronue: MY TV! *gets in cat fight with Kuwabara* GIVE IT BACK ***KQUABURA!

Kuwabara: FUCK YOU!

Kuronue: But that's Kurama's job!

Kurama: WHAT?!

Yaoi Fan Girl 0.02: WHAT?! NO! You're supposed to be with Hiei, not batman! (Kuronue: I am not batman!)

Yaoi Fan Girl 162.00000000002: NO! He's supposed to be with Kuronue, dammit!

Yaoi Fan Girl 0.02: Hiei!

Yaoi Fan Girl 162.00000000002: Kuronue!

Yaoi Fan Girl 0.02: Hiei!

Yaoi Fan Girl 162.00000000002: Kuronue!

Kurama: I'M NOT GAY!

Antiyaoi Fan Girl 1,000,111,010,002: That's right! He belongs with Boton!

Yaoi Fan Girl 12: No, he belongs with Yusuke!

Kurama: I'M NOT GAY AND I DON'T LIKE BOTON!

Yaoi Fan Girl 600,001: Yeah, he's rather be with Kaito!

Kurama: I WOULD NOT!

Kuronue: That's right, you're content with me, aren't you, Kurama-koi?

Kurama: NO!!

Hiei: *watching Haru being chased by RFGs*

Kuwabara: *watching Lain* *brainwashed by Lain* *drooling because of the brainwashing by Lain which is… bad… I.. guess…*

Jin: *singing* What would'ja do for'a Klondike Bar?

Yusuke: *glares up at authoress* Would you just get on with it already?!

Deadly Whispers: ^^ No!

Kakeru Manabe (Fruits Basket) : * ****throwing papers and yelling: 'tobe' which means "fly" *

Yusuke: … Okay, now this is just creepy…

Deadly Whispers: * *****drooling*

Yusuke: *backs away slowly*

Jin: For that chocolaty coated ice cream, loaded big and thick, no room for a stick, what would'ja do-OO-oo for a Klondike Bar?

Yusuke: AND WHAT'S WITH ALL THE SINGING!

Touya: *still sucking ice (a/n: *trying not to laugh ass off* ) * Well this IS a concert, ne?

Yusuke: … Oh… that would make sense…!

Announcer Dude: And now welcome back Freezing Tofu!

Crows-- erm, I mean Crowd: ………………………&he llip;……..................

Announcer Dude: … Yeah… they changed their name…

Crowd: Oh, okay! *talking amongst themselves*

Freezing Tofu: *singing Evil Sing-Along of Doom: Version 2.0™*

Newspaper Kid: Extra, extra, read all about it! Nuclear bomb headed this way! How could I possibly get this information? More on this in page B4!

Boton: … That was oddly specific…

******Kakeru Manabe: *sparkly background* Deki da yo! ^-^ Ui ni gaku en bau ei tai ni tesa ga orawa re at yo! Iyahhou! (T: It's an enemy! An enemy has now come against the School Defense Corps. Woohoo!)

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*Lain is an anime, but I'm pretty sure at this point, it's only on G4Tech TV, so I don't think many people have seen it.

**Actually, at that point, Lain WAS on, and that's what was happening-- GAWD, I've seen that episode so many frickin' times!

***Kquabura… yeah, if you've ever seen the Japanese version of YYH, that's how they pronounce Kuwabara's name, and they pronounce Hiei as: Hyah for some reason or another…

****Kakeru Manabe did that in chapter 81 in Fruits Basket.

*****Nabe (short for Manabe) is so kawaii!

******I actually used more dialog from that chapter here too, the whole thing was: It's an enemy!!
It's an enemy Yun Yun. An enemy has now come against the School Defense Corps.
Whoa. Oh dear. Not good.
This is a problem!!
Woohoo!! (yes, he's happy about it! ^___^;;)

Anyhow, that's all for now! Oh, and by the way, MY NABE AND YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM! *clears throat* Sorry, but he's my second favorite character and so kawaii! If anyone wants info on him, just e-mail me and I'll be happy to tell you about him. ^^ Well, I'll try and get the next chapter up soon. I already have an idea of how to end it, and KR's been yelling at me because I wont tell her how it ends. ^___^;;

Minna-san, ja matte ne!