Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Concert from Hell ❯ Ukelele No Good! ( Chapter 9 )

Minna-san, Kon'nichi wa! ^^ Sorry it took so long, but it's FINALLY come, the moment you've ALL been waiting for… THE DEATH OF THE TELETUBBIES! ^^ (cue cheers from evil Yu Yu fan boys and girls) Anyhow, I guess I'll get right to the Disclaimer now so we can commence with the killing.

Disclaimer: Okay, I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, Fruits Basket, Brittany Spears (if I did, she'd already be dead) , Beethoven (lets see how many people can recognize this name right away, LOL) , the Teletubbies, FLCL, VH1, the Lotto, the Backsteet Boys, or anything else mentioned in this fic that I might have forgot to mention! ^^ … My god… I can't believe I actually mentioned all that… *sigh* I'll miss writing this fic. ^^

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Newspaper Kid: Extra, extra, read all about it! Nuclear bomb headed this way! How could I possibly get this information? More on this in page B4!

Boton: … That was oddly specific…

Kakeru Manabe: *sparkly background* Deki da yo! ^-^ Ui ni gaku en bau ei tai ni tesa ga orawa re ta yo! Iyahhou! (T: It's an enemy! An enemy has now come against the School Defense Corps. Woohoo!)

Kuwabara: Oh my gawd, there's a bomb?!

Kuronue: OH NO! GRANDPA, WE'RE DOOMED!

Kurama: I'm not grandpa!!!!

Kuronue: This isn't the time for arguing, grandpa!

Kurama: Stop calling me that!!

Hiei: Would you all just SHUT THE HELL UP?!?!?!

Kurama and Kuronue: NO!!!!

Jin: Save the fudge, save the fudge! @-@

Touya: My friend, the fudge fanatic… -__-;;

Kuronue: Fuck this, I'm leaving!

Hiei: I'm sure you wouldn't leave without this! *twirling Kuronue's red pendent around index finger* If I'm gonna die, I'm dragging you down with me, bat!

Kuronue: My pendent! No, don't you dare harm it, that was Kurama's anniversary present to me!

Kurama: Anniversary?!?!?!?!

Kuronue: Yes! Don't you remember?! *holds out left hand showing off a huge diamond wedding ring*

Kurama: NO!

Kuronue: But-but… YOU DON'T LOVE MEEEEEEE! ToT *sob* *sob*

Kurama: We were never married, you idiot! You got that ring offa some dead chick!

Kuronue: … Oh, that's right! I remember her! She was pretty nice, to bad you had to go and kill her.

Hiei: *rolls eyes*

Kuronue: Now give it back, dammit!

Hiei: And let you leave, you must be joking! And besides, you'll never get out of the glass covering, anyhow!

Kuronue: I will too, you stupid dwarf!

Hiei: I'm not a dwarf!

*Kuronue: Well I'm not worthless!

Kurama: Yes you are, now both of you, shut the fuck up!

Kuronue: Kurama-koi, you swore!

Kurama: Don't call me Kurama-koi! *slaps Kuronue*

Kuronue: Ah! What the hell was that for?!

Kurama: Because shut up.

Back With Freezing Tofu Who're talking Amongst Themselves:

Po: No, this can't be! Not a nuc …li … nucli… a bomb!

La La: I think the army finally caught on to our evil plan to brainwash all children and invade Ohio!

Dipsy: But how did they know our only weakness?!

Tinkie Winkie: … It must have been that damn bat!

La La: But how would he know?! He looks so clueless and idiotic!

Tinkie Winkie: I wouldn't underestimate him, I mean, look at his ears, they're all pointy, he must be able to hear over great distances!

Po: But so are the ears of the fudge fanatic!

Tinkie Winkie: Yes, but just look at him, flying around like a jarred fly on fire, shouting and hollering about saving the fudge; it simply couldn't be him!

Po: Yes… I suppose…

Back With the Yu Yu Gang:

Kuronue: Hey Kurama, since we're mere moments away from death, you wanna do it?

Kurama: What, no!!

Kuronue: It's that midget, isn't it?! You're leaving me for him, aren't you?!

Kurama; -___- Sure, why not…

Hiei: What are you talking about, my ears are burning.

Kuronue: OH MY GOD, THEY ARE! HURRY, SOMEBODY GET SOME WATER!

Hiei: -.- It's just an expression.

**Kuronue: Oh, you mean like: Don't let a suitcase full of cheese be your fork and spoon.

Kurama; ……. What have you been watching, Kuronue?

Kuronue: FLCL! Ukelele no good!

***Kurama: … But I thought you didn't watch anime…

Kuronue: I don't.

Kurama: Then how do you know about FLCL.

Kuronue: I read the manga.

Kurama: What the hell does that have to do with what you watch?!

Kuronue: … Nothing…?

Kurama: okay, that's it, you're going back to rehab!

Kuronue: What?! NO!!!!

Hiei: Hahah.

Kuronue: Midget.

Hiei: Hey, it's not my fault I'm so short! They threw me out in the sky and I fell on my head, stunting my growth!

Kuronue: Yeah, and it's not my fault I'm so useless!

Hiei and Kurama: Yes it IS!

Kuronue: T.T … Hey Kurama-koi?

Kurama: What, Kuronue?

Kuronue: Are you sure you don't wanna do it?

Kurama: YES!

Jin: SAVE THE FUDGE!

And then the bomb struck the stadium in which everyone was… in… yeah… and everybody died, except the Yu Yu Gang… well, except Kuwabara died because he was the only full blood ningen out of them all…. And Haru survived because he's…. a cow…… and Nabe didn't die because he's so adorable. And once again, Ohio was safe…

~Owari ka…

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And there you have it! ^^ Well, if you liked it, review, if not, flames are welcome, I could use a good laugh at other people's stupidity right about now. ^^ Anyhow, I might make a sequel (hence: Owari ka. (T: The End?)) and reviews may help with the decision. Now I shall continue with all of my other fics, seeing as this one's done! ^^ Happy birthday, and a merry Christmas (LOL, my grandfather said this to me just last week ^___^;;) !

Minna-san, sayonara! ^^