Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Darkness ❯ Trapped! ( Chapter 2 )

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Summary: Well it's another chapter done! ^_^ and this one is just as cute if not cuter than the last one! Well, to not spoil the cuteness, Kinna is a clutz and manages to trap herself and Raven under the couch. And before you yell at us for saying they could just push it off, they can't cus of the way that they're positioned so they need the others' help. ^_^ ok enough summarizing.

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Ddc: T_T

Kinna snickered silently behind her hand as Kenji fell flat on his face from the blow to his head. "Well it seems someone can beat the horny vampire after all! I'll have to remember to hit him on the head if he ever pisses me off."

Kenji sat up grumbling while holding his head. "OW! What was that for?!?!?!"

Raven glared at him. "For being a stupid brat that's what!"

Kinna snickered again as Kuri ran in between the two of them. "Now now boys, break it up. This is supposed to be a happy reunion! Now no more fighting! Or I'll personally kick BOTH of your asses!"

Kurama raised an eyebrow. "Somehow I don't see how that assists in solving the problem."

Hiei grabbed the fox's two sidelocks. "Who cares? I'm bored. Lets have some fun!" he said eagerly as he began to make out with Kurama while straddling his waist.

Raven snorted and Kenji crossed his arms pouting. "I was just being funny. Besides, it's true. You wanna……"

Raven once again pounded his clenched fist onto the vampire's head while yelling "WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

After this newest assault on Kenji's purple-silver head, Kinna commenced in falling straight out of her seat on the couch onto the floor while clutching her sides with laughter. But, conveniently for her but inconveniently for the blond demon sitting next to her, the couch wasn't very heavy, and the unbalanced weight caused by her falling out of the couch caused it to tip over, sending both of them onto the ground in a jumbled heap under the flimsy piece of furniture. And to add to the inconvenience of Raven, he ended up landing directly on top of Kinna.

Raven gulped, blushing bright red. "Well well well, this is……an interesting situation."

Kinna grinned, blushing as well. "You said it. Oh well, at least they can lift the couch up easily."

Kuri called from above them. "You guys ok?"

Kinna shouted back. "Yup! Just get us outta here!!!"

Kenji grinned cheekily and nudged his lover. "Let's not. I wanna see what happens when those two get stuck together under a couch."

Karasu grinned mischievously as well. "Oo! It will be just like that human game! Um….what was it called again? You know. The one where two people are locked in a closet together?"

Kuri joined the grinning brothers with her own sneaky grin. "Oooo!!! You're right! It'll be just like Seven minutes in heaven!"

Kenji snickered. "Only it'll be under a couch instead of in a closet."

Kuri suppressed the evil laughter that was brewing inside of her. "Oh this should be interesting to say the least."

"Sorry Raven, you and the girl are stuck. See, I'm still too weak to lift anything heavy, you know, from being dead for a while and all that, and so is Kuronue, and well, you know Kenji. He's so good for nothing, he couldn't lift a feather pillow if he tried! So I guess that means we'll just have to wait until Kurama and Hiei stop making out to get you out of there."

Raven growled loudly under the couch. "YOU LIAR!!! YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT YOU CAN LIFT A DAMN COUCH! NOW STOP PLAYING AROUND AND GET US OUTTA HERE!!!"

Everyone outside laughed. "Sorry no can do. Besides, I'm sure you two can entertain yourselves down there for a little bit while we wait for the two love birds to quit biting each other's tongues out."

Hiei looked up. "Hey! We resent that you know."

Kinna called out "Hey! They stopped making out! Now get this damn thing off of us!"

Kenji waved his arms at Hiei and Kurama to continue their make out session while calling back "Sorry! They just started it up again! Be more patient! Patience is a virtue!"

Raven yelled back "NOT WITH ME IT ISN'T!!!"

Karasu smirked. "Well then you'd better learn some more virtues beside seducing people."

"SHUT UP KARASU! I swear once I get outta here I'm gonna kick your ass so hard you'll fly all the way back to Rekai!"

"KURI!!!! LIFT THIS THING OFF OF US NOW!!!!!!!" Kinna screamed.

Raven growled at the girl underneath him. "That WAS my ear you know."

Kinna blushed. "Oops. Sorry. My bad."

Raven smiled down at her. "That's ok."

Kenji grinned and called towards the couch. "Hey Raven! Now's your chance!!!! But you'd better hurry. The lovebirds are almost finished making out I think!!!"

Raven growled again. "SHUT THE HELL UP KENJI!!!! NO ONE ASKED YOU!!!!! AND WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS ALONG WITH KARASU'S!!!!!"

Kinna grinned. "AND I'M GONNA HELP HIM!!!!! NOW GET US OUT GODDAMNIT!!!!"

Kuri gulped. "Ummmm…maybe we should let them out now."

Kuronue looked at her quizzically from his new seat on Karasu's lap. "Why?"

"Because you don't want to mess with Kinna when she's mad," Kuri replied matter-of-factly.

"Oh."

*back under the couch *

Kinna squirmed from beneath Raven. "Do you know how heavy you are?!"

Raven blushed. "Sorry."

He shifted his body and managed to make it so that he was on all fours above Kinna. "Is this better?"

Kinna sighed in relief. "Yup. Lots. Thanks."

::Oh man! She's under me and everything, but we don't have enough room to do anything! Damn!!!:: Raven thought to himself as he looked down at the girl beneath him.

Kinna looked up at Raven. "Raven? When do you think they're gonna let us out?"

"I have no idea," was Raven's only reply.

Kinna turned her head away from him and sighed. :: I wonder if he really likes me. Hehe, who am I kidding. Of course he doesn't! Who'd like someone like me.:: she thought bitterly as a single tear cascaded down her cheek. She silently prayed that Raven didn't see it, but of course he did.

"Kinna what's wrong? Did I hurt you or something?" he asked with a hint of concern evident in his deep voice.

Kinna kept her head turned away from him and didn't respond. Raven took her chin with his long fingers and turned her head so that she was facing him. "Kinna? What's wrong? Why are you crying?" he asked in a soft voice.

This only brought more tears to fall from Kinna's sapphire eyes. "I know you don't really like me so stop acting like you do. I hate it when people lie to me and act like I'm the biggest idiot in the world!" she said in a shaky voice.

Raven closed his eyes and sighed. ::Aw man. Confession time. I HATE confession time!!!:: That's not true," he said while taking a deep breath before continuing. "I do like you. Actually, I lied. I don't just like you. I really like you. I like you A LOT."

Kinna looked him in the eyes, her own still filled with unshed tears. "Do you really mean it?"

Raven's only answer to her question was a silent nod.

Kinna smiled as Raven removed his fingers from her chin and brushed away the tears that stained her cheeks. "You know, I always thought that humans were ugly when they cried. Like their eyes got all red and puffy, that sort of thing. But for you, it just seems to make you more beautiful."

Kinna blushed again. "I never thought you'd be a hopeless romantic! Guess it runs in the family."

Raven looked at her with wide eyes. "What do you mean?! You went out with my bratty little brother?!?!"

Kinna laughed melodiously. "No of course not! Kuri would kill me if I did that! No, I'm basing that statement on how he acts with Kuri, and all the stories she's told me about him."

Kenji looked at his lover. "What does she mean by `stories'?!"

Kuri put her hand over the vampire's soft mouth. "Shhh or they'll hear you! And they're almost to the good part!"

Kenji licked her small hand. "Ok love."

Raven smiled. "Well then, I guess that's ok. I bet I can be a better romantic than my brat brother," he purred as he rested his body once again on Kinna's and slowly moved his face towards hers.

A quick shiver of excitement rushed down the girl's back as the blond man came ever closer to her face, and she closed her eyes as their lips inevitably touched.

Kuri put her ear to the bottom of the couch, and was greeted by the melodious sounds of two people moaning. She grinned and turned back to the others. "Ok time to let them out! But be as quiet as possible!" she whispered to the others.

Raven moaned softly against Kinna's lips as his arms caressed hers. ::Oh she's so soft! I never knew that anything could be this soft! It's like kissing the finest silk!:: Just then the dark murky light that surrounded them was replaced by a bright electric white one. After a moment he realized what had happened, and opened his eyes while looking up from his new lover in shock. The smiling faces of his twin, little brother and his lover, and Kuronue greeted him.

Kuri laughed at the two shocked faces. "Awwww how cute! Making out under the couch."

Kenji laughed alongside her. "I'll have to try that with you sometime love. Hey thanks for the idea Rav!"

Raven and Kinna blushed like two teenagers that had just been caught by their parents while making out in the back of the car on the way to the movies. Understandably so too, considering they HAD been caught making out, only by their siblings and friends and underneath an overturned couch instead of their parents and the backseat of a car.

Raven jumped up. "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TWO!!!!!!" he yelled at his two brothers, who immediately dived behind their own lovers for protection against the rabid blond.

Kinna smiled and grabbed his pale wrist. "Nah, let em live for a little while longer. You and I have some unfinished business to attend to," she said as she pulled the both of them into another deep kiss.

After five or so minutes Kenji yawned loudly and said, with a hint of irritance, "Aw you guys get a room! You two are ruining the mood for everyone else!"

And once again Raven bashed his fist into his brother's head, only this time he didn't yell or even look at him, and his fist was now accompanied by his new lover's own small clenched fist.

Darkdemonchild: Teheheheheheheh awww isn't that so cute. *pinches Kari's cheeks * Awww kit see! You got a cute little romance scene just like my muse!

Kari: -_- stop it youko!!!!!! You're so annoying sometimes you know that?

Ddc: ^_^ yup! It's my job! Hey no grumbling I just typed this up for ya didn't I?

Kari: You said you WANTED to type it up!!!!

Ddc: ^_^;;;; heheheh oops oh yeah I did didn't I. Hehehehehehe my bad. Anyway, everyone, please review!!!!!

Kari: And don't worry, we promise that there will be a plot soon. In the next chapter in fact.

Ddc: And it's a damn good plot too!

Kari: Of course it is! Cus I made it up!

Ddc: And I figured out who was doing it! ^_^ So anyway, the moral of this ending:

Ddc and Kari: *at same time * Couches are VERY good places to make out under.

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