Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Darkness ❯ Kidnapped! ( Chapter 3 )

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Kenji: Are you guys going to do ANOTHER stupid disclaimer?

Ddc: HEY WHO ARE YOU CALLING STUPID?!??!?!

Kuri: He's calling the disclaimer's stupid you idiot.

Kari: HEY DON'T CALL DDC STUPID! You are her muse after all.

Ddc: Yeah! You're supposed to be nice to me!

Raven: *edging away * Ddc and Kari don't own anything. Except Ddc owns Kenji and Kuri and Kari owns me, Chevy, and Kurohi. Oh yeah and Kinna too.

Summary: Woohoo chapter three! We're really cooking now! And yes, there is from now on an actual plot to this story. As we said in the last chapter, it's a damn good one too.

Kari: Because I thought of it!

Ddc: And I'm backing it up! And of course there will always be humor in this fic because I'm cowritting it and if there isn't any humor in a chapter I start spazzing out and that's not a pretty sight trust me.

Kari: Your humor is kinda whacked.

Ddc: What are you talking about?

Kari: The beginning is weird! It scares me!!!!!

Ddc: ^_^;;; I don't know what you're talking about. The beginning rocks!

Kuri: JUST START THE DAMN STORY!!!!

Kenji sat on the ground holding his sore head while Kuri hurried over to check that he was ok. Meanwhile everyone else was rolling around laughing except for Kinna and Raven, who were making out once again, and Kurama and Hiei, who were staring deep into each other's eyes.

Kuri jumped up. "KINNA! What did you do that for?!?!!?!?!?!?"

Kinna pulled away from Raven for a moment. "Because he was trying to get me to stop lip locking with this adorable man! Duh. I thought you had a brain Kuri."

Kuri growled. "What is that supposed to mean Kinna!"

Kinna grinned at her while standing up. "Exactly what it sounded like. What ya gonna do about it?"

Kuri growled again, more menacingly this time. "Oh I know EXACTLY what I'm gonna do about it."

"Oh yeah? Bring it on."

Kenji sweatdropped. "Uh oh guys, I smell a catfight."

Karasu rolled his eyes. "Smell? What are you, a dog? You don't need to smell a catfight if you can see it!"

"Shut up it's a figure of speech."

Kuri grinned evilly. "AI YA! YOU ARE SO STUPID! AI YA AI YA AI YA!!!!!!!" she shrieked in Kinna's ear in an old Chinese grandma accent.

Everyone fell over once again, except for Kuri who was standing in the middle of the room towering over Kinna who was covering her ears. "Muhahahahahaha I win. Sucker."

Kinna stood up. "Nuh uh! I'm still in this battle of Chinese phrases! And I will win! I'm INVINCIBLE!"

Kuri rolled her eyes. "Oh yeah. The unbeatable Kinna. Everyone run away! You know you can't beat me! I know more Mandarin AND Cantonese AND Spanish AND English than you! And besides, no one can make a comeback good enough for Ai Ya."

Kinna grinned again. "Wanna bet?"

Kuri laughed. "Sure. You won't be me."

"I think I will."

"I think you won't."

"I think I will."

"Bring it on."

"Ok. GUNG HA FAT CHO!!!!!!!!!!"

Kuri fell over in surprise, her eyes spinning round and round, along with Kurama, Kenji, and Hiei. Raven looked at his lover in confusion. "What did you say?"

"Happy New Year in Cantonese," she replied grinning.

This caused the remaining boys in the room who didn't know what she had said to fall over and join their friends on the ground. After a moment they all stood back up and brushed themselves off.

"Nice going Kinna," Karasu said while rolling his eyes again.

Kinna snorted. "Shut up Karasu. I bet you couldn't do any better!"

"Could too!"

"Could not!"

"Could TOO!!!"

"Could NOT!!!"

"COULD TOO!!!"

"COULD NOT!!!"

Kenji then stepped between the two bickering youths. "BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!!!"

The two shut up immediately and turned their backs to each other. Karasu turned to his chimera. "Come on Kuronue. We need to go find that brother of yours. It's getting late."

Kinna turned to look at Kuri. "Yeah the time sure has flown. We should go too Kuri."

Raven looked at the girl quizzically. "What about your brother Kinna? Don't you need to get him too?"

Kinna sweatdropped and scratched the back of her head, embarrassed. "Oh yeah, I forgot about him. I guess we should go get him on our way home."

Raven's eyes lit up. "Hey!! I got it! Me, Hiei, Karasu, and Kenji can go get Chevy and Kurohi while the rest of you guys stay here. And then once we get back me and my little bro will walk you three home. Does that sound good?"

Kinna smiled. "Sounds ok to me. What about you guys?"

Kenji looked at his brother. "Why do we ALL need to go?!?! I wanna stay here and make out with Kuri! Besides, it's not like we need a search party to find those two. They're just at the ice cream parlor making out over ice cream cones."

Raven glared at him. "That's why we need to go! I think I speak for all of you when I say this: MY LIPS ARE SORE!"

The others all nodded while Kuri, Kinna, Kuronue, and Kurama blushed. Kinna spoke again. "Well, I guess yall better go and find them then."

Raven stood in front of her. "Kinna I promise to return soon with your brother. May I have a goodbye kiss?"

Kinna laughed. "It's not like you're going away to war or anything Rav. And I thought your lips were sore."

Raven blushed. "Um……they got better?"

Kinna laughed again and kissed him gently on the lips. The other lovers all mimicked them and the four boys left. Unbeknownst to them it would be the last time they kissed for awhile.

Kuri sighed as she watched the boys leave the room. "Now what are we gonna do? It's not fun hanging out at Kenji's place when there's no one to make out with!"

Kurama rolled his eyes. "Is that all you EVER think about?"

Kuri grinned. "Of course. And besides, you shouldn't be talking, Mr. Formerly-Known-As-The-Makai-Slut."

Kuronue grabbed Kurama's wrist before he could attack the laughing girl. "Calm youself Kurama, she's only saying that because she's probably a bigger slut than you."

Kinna popped up behind them. "You got that right! Oh my god, you know this one time she….."

Steam rose from Kuri's ears as she stomped over and grabbed her friend's mouth so that she couldn't finish her story.

Kurama mock pouted. "Awww but I wanted to here what you did!"

Kuri glared at him. "Shut up."

Kinna grinned from underneath Kuri's hand. "Awww you guys come one. Can't we all just get along?"

Kuri screamed in fright and ran to the other side of the room. The other's sweatdropped. "What happened?" asked Kuronue.

Kuri shivered in the corner. "She sounded like my DAD!!!"

Everyone fell over once again laughing.

Unknown to the group inside the room, a mysterious man clad in a long black trench coat with a black baseball cap and sunglasses covering his features was walking up the stairs near apartment. One of the man's ears twitched and he picked up the sound of three teenagers laughing and one yelling at them to shut up.

"Ah to be young again. Those were the days. Screwing every living thing in sight, and some nonliving things as well, like locker room benches," the man said under his breath.

"Hmmm….yes, these four are definitely in the apartment of that vampire. I'm really only going for those two girls, but two girls AND two boys is even better! Oh this day is turning out great! The two boys seem very….familiar though. I just can't put my finger on it! Argh I hate it when this happens! Oh well, they're probably two of my old toys. Even better!" he said chuckling as he turned down the corridor that led to the apartment.

Meanwhile in Kenji's apartment Kinna was saying over and over again "Can't we all just get along," which caused Kuri to clutch her ears shrieking while the two demon thieves were quite literally rolling around on the floor laughing. Suddenly a loud knock came from the door.

Kuri jumped up. "I'll get it!!!! It's probably Kenji coming to save me from your evil dad phrase! Weeeeeee!!!!" she said while skipping to the door.

Kinna looked at thedoor suspiciously. The ice cream parlor isn't THAT close. It should take at least fifteen more minutes for the boys to get back, and that's if they run. That means that it's definitely NOT the boys. So who could be at the door? She thought to herself.

Before Kuri could turn the door knob the door was suddenly flung open so forcefully that it was knocked off its hinges, hitting the girl on the head causing her to black out. The remaining three jumped up and assumed defensive positions.

Kurama called out angrily, "Who the hell are you?!!?!"

"Ah Mr. Minamino. Or do you prefer Mr. Yoko?" a deep voice questioned from the doorway.

Kurama's eyes widened. "You couldn't be…..a…..a…an AGENT?!?!"

Everyone fell over, including the mysterious man in the doorway. Except for Kuri of course, who was already on the floor from being hit in the head with the door. The man spoke again. "No I'm not an agent. Where is the vampire Kenji?"

Kuronue glared at him. "How do you know Kenji?"

The man replied calmly, "I have had the pleasure of being acquainted with him in many pervious occasions. Is he here?"

Kinna stepped forward. "He went out for a moment. May we tell him you stopped by?"

An evil grin spread across the man's features. "No, that's perfect. It means I won't have anyone with even a trace of power to stand in my way!"

Before anyone could utter a cry for help a thick mist spread through the room and everyone saw the world around them spinning before their eyes before they succumbed to the blackness that enveloped them.

Only twenty minutes after the man had left the apartment complex, taking the four youths with him to places unknown, the boys arrived back at the apartment. They stood in the hallway for a moment gaping at the doorless doorway before Kurohi managed to ask uneasily "Ummm…guys? What's up with the door?"

"It sure as hell wasn't like this when we left," Kenji replied.

The boys entered the house, and upon not being greeted by their lovers began to call for them. After everyone had looked everywhere in the house and still had not found them, Kenji hung his head. "They're gone guys. Where could they be?!"

Karasu started crying softly. "Everything about this makes it seem like they were kidnapped! Who could have been able to kidnap my chimera!?!?" he yelled in anguish.

Hot blood tears began to flow down Kenji's pale cheeks. "I should have stayed here with them! Whoever it was was probably after me! If I had been here they wouldn't be gone now! It's all my fault!" he said while pounding his fists into the carpet beneath him.

Raven hung his head and put his arms around his little brother. "We'll find them Kenji. Don't worry. Everything's going to be ok." I should have never suggested we all go find Chevy and Kurohi. This is more my fault than anyone else's Raven thought to himself as he quickly brushed away the lone tear that cascaded down his cheek.

While the others wept for their lost lovers, Hiei bent over to examine the door, hoping to find any trace of the intruder. He inhaled sharply after a moment.

Everyone turned to look at the short fire demon. "What is it?" Karasu asked.

"Blood" was all Hiei said as he sank to his knees, his eyes wide and small body trembling in pent up sobs.

Kenji quickly leaned over and licked the spot of blood that Hiei had found. He gasped as well. "No….."

Raven's heart skipped a beat. "Who's is it?"

"Kuri's. What if she's dead Raven?! What if they're all dead?!" he yelled as he flung himself into his older brother's arms, sobbing red tears of blood.

Karasu bent his head and cradled his knees to his chest. "What are we going to do? If they aren't dead yet they're in trouble! We have to find them!"

Raven looked at his twin sadly. "What can we do? We don't know where they are r who took them."

Hiei spoke again, eyes still not focused completely. "That's not all that I found on the door."

Karasu looked up. "What?"

"There were traces of youkai on the door as well. From….Yomi."

Everyone's hearts sank as they heard this.

Kurohi looked around anxiously. "What's wrong? What's so special about this Yomi guy?"

Raven looked at him in surprise. "You don't know who Yomi is?!?!?!"

Kurohi grinned sheepishly. "Um…no?"

"Then you are the stupidest and most ignorant being alive. Yomi is one of the three demon lords of the Makai. He is a very powerful Super A Class demon, also known as an S class. His powers have gotten even greater over the past two years, ever since he regained his eyesight using new demon technology. He is also known for being…very…sexual, in lack of better words. He has the tendency to kidnap demons that he finds attractive at random if he gets lonely. He also kills them after he becomes bored with them," Karasu replied.

Chevy looked at the demon. "So you're saying that there's no hope of getting back my brother?!?!?!!?!?!"

Kenji shook his bent head. "The chances are slim to none that we'd even get their bodies back. Oh why did we all have to go and leave them unprotected?! And against Yomi no less!!"

Raven looked at his brother again. "There was nothing we could have done even if we had been there, except be killed or captured as well. At least now we have a chance of rescuing them."

Kenji bit his lip. "Yeah like that's gonna happen. We'd never be able to get within a mile of Yomi's stronghold, not to mention get inside and rescue them. They're as good as dead."

Hisi snapped out of his stupor suddenly. "Wait! I have an idea!!!"

Ddc: Muhahahahahahaha cliffie cliffie! ^_^ oh yeah, on the whole locker room benches: I got this idea from a girl in my class who actually was trying to screw a pe locker room bench in practice for "the real thing" and I just thought that it'd be funny.

Kari: roflmao!!! Hahahaha I'll never forget that.

Ddc: Just like you won't forget the genbuxkurama pairing fic?

Kari: Hahahahahaha!!!!

Ddc: *roflmao * I can't get the image of Kurama making out with a talking rock out of my head!!!!

Chevy: ^_^;;; ok it wasn't THAT funny.

Ddc: *wiping tears from eyes * Anyway, if we can get it together we'll have the fourth chapter up sometime soon.

Kari: And in the meantime please review! Or I'll feed you to Lestat!!

Ddc: ^_^;;;; Kit you really need to get over your obsession with The Vampire Chronicles.

Kari: NEVER!!!! ^_^

Ddc: ^_^;;; anyway, please please please review!

Kuri: Yeah! Cus I'm a star!

Ddc: And if you want to see what happens to Kuri in Yomi's castle then we need reviews.

Kari: tehehehehehe I can't wait until we write that part.

Kuri: 0.0 you guys are actually going to put that in??!?!?!

Ddc: Of course!

Kuri: Whaaaaa you guys are so mean! T_T