Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The... Kitty-Sue? ❯ Proving I'm NOT Really a Kitten ( Chapter 3 )

Chapter 3: Proof I am NOT Really a Cat!

\\---\\ = words typed on Kuramas Computer

[Tora's POV]

So far a week has passed and I am still a kitten. I roam the house nearly all night long, and I get as far from my demon guardians as possible at that time. Not because I don't like em', hell no! I love those two, and Hiei I have grown especially fond of, probably cuase he seems to really like me ^_^ but that is off topic. I go off so I can try and regain my human form again, and incase I end up nude when that happens which is probably what will happen. Unfortunatly, the closest I have come to regaining it was last night when I managed to get myself into a human-ish stance and I got like arms and legs and feet but I still was only lik 3 feet tall, and I had major claws, fangs and I still had the fir and the tail, and then 15 minutes later I started to revert. What I think I have to do I try and prove I'm not really a kitten, but I don't know how to do that. But hey, I'm clever, sort of. I'll think of something, eventually.

Its just that, I enjoy being a cat and all, well, a kitten actually but still! I miss my stupid never the same color eyes[although they did mostly stick to brown or orange] I miss my pale skin, even with all the damned freckles. I miss my mud puddle brown, turns into tanlgles one hour after I brush it, long-ass hair. I miss my still-needs-to- lose-a little-baby fat tummy, and I even miss my lack of any gracefulness what-so-ever. But most of all, I miss being able to draw, sing and just have a nice conversation with someone. I may have the body of a kitten, but that's all. My mind is and my brain is still that one of a 16 year old who will most likely be celebrating her 17th b-day next wedsday as a kitten! Hmm...maybe if I figured out a way to get them to take me to Koenma, or take me with them next time they have to see him or somehow become a stowaway to spirit world next time one of them goes, that might work but how? I have to do something really amazing for a kitten so I can get there attention. Although right now I feel like crying, in fact I think I'll try that now.

"mreowwwww.." That was the saddest most pathetic meow that ever graced the universe with its shrill pathetic sound waves. And so I keep doing it, oh look, here come Hiei closely followed by Kurama, only took em' about 2 minutes to get into the living room.

"Tora! Whats wrong with her Kurama?" Hiei asked about me.

"I-I'm not sure but it seems like she's, well, crying." Kurama responded, NO DUH!!!! I actually nodded my head vigerously for that astounding oberservation. In case no one can tell, I'm not in a good mood!

"Why would she be crying?"

Why? I'll tell you why Hiei! I'm a 16 going on 17 year old trapped in the form of a 6 month old kitten! If that isn't enough, I am not even from this damned dimension AND I don't know how to get back to my original human form, I'm scared, I'm angry, I'm frustrated, and I cant tell you all any of this because I'm a DAMN KITTEN AND I CANT SPEAK OR WRITE OR ANYTHING!!!!! THAT'S WHY!!!!!

I screamed this at them in my head, but what came out was a lot of disgruntled, angry meows. So why were they looking at me so funny, I mean there eyes were wide and Hiei was now holding me up so my head was eye- level with his. Okay, I'm even more scared now, LEMME-GO!!! I'm flailing my paws and legs and twisting and trying to get out of his grip, not that its painful but yeesh!! I dunno what's wrong but something is definitely going on in there heads and it can't be very good.

"Kurama, did you hear a female voice ranting about why she was crying?"

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I did. Do you think it was Tora?"

"No way to be sure, but judging by the fact that her angry meows were in unison with that rant, I think it very well might have been this little kitten I'm holding right now." I sighed inwardly and stopped struggling. Then it came, the idea, I knew Kurama had a computer in his bedroom, he was working on a report before he ran down stairs care of my crying.

"Moew!" translation: let me go!! I actually managed to wriggle out of Hiei's grip and hightailed it to Kuramas room, my demon guardians hot on my heals.

"Umm, why is she going to your room so quickly?!"

"I don't know!"

Stupid boys. The computer you idiots, if you can still hear me, I want to use the typing program on Kurama's computer!

"I think she wants to use that word program on my computer, and that she's telepathic."

Thank you captain obvouse! There it is, the computer, damn! He closed the word program. Open the word Program!!! Open up the damned word program!! Now!! I was screaming at them both, one had to open it quickly. I know you all are thinking that I can just use my little telepathic link but I don't know how long it will last. In fact I don't think it works now, since I tried to tell them I wanted to be put onto the keyboard but they didn't do it. So I tried a different approach. I jumped up onto the desk and stared at the keyboard for a few minutes, then started typing as only a cat can: one key at a time. The two boys watched as I slowly but surely began to type and answer there questions.
\\ yes-I am not really a kitten. My name is not really tora but I think I will keep it anyway because I just didn't like my old name. The telepathic link is closed so I have to use this computer to answer questions and say what I want to say as well. So fire away boys.\\

Kurama and Hiei looked like deer caught in the headlights of a huge SUV, me playing that part.

"umm, what are you really then?" Kurama asked me first.

\\ well, I am not a kitten, you heard the rant before but okay, I am or was a 16 year old girl from America, my 17th birthday just happens to be next wendsday. I am in fact, and don't think me crazy or anything but I'm not even from this particular dimension\\

Kurama seems stunned by this, so does Hiei.

"Okay, so what exactly were you besides female and teenaged?" Hiei questioned.

\\well...hard to say really, although I was born into my family, my blood, my body, my spirit, not at all a part of that family. I'm a witch and half cat demon, at leas that explains why I'm a kitten, sort of. Any more questions?\\

"no"

"nope"

\\ okay, I think I should probably go see Koenma. He might have answers for me, and such. So could someone please take me to see him?! \\

"Umm, well, now that you mention him, Boton came by yesterday while you were asleep and said we were to see him for our next case so I suppose we get to take you with us."

\\ well, that settles that then. Umm, can someone get me my breakfast, I am starving. \\

"Sure" Kurama left the room and headed for the kitchen.

"Come on Tora." Hiei picked me up yet again. I really like this dude. "Good to know you like me so much kitty." He smirked. Damn, I didn't want him to hear that, I guess that link is open again. I'll learn to control it in due time, I wonder if kurama-

"I TOLD YOU SHE LIKED YOU." Well that answers that question.
Next chapter: Koenma and the Kitten

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