Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Lady of Green ❯ In which the authors make some bad excuses ( Chapter 8 )

Firelung06: Hi everybody!

Icelung06: * repeatedly hitting head on kitchen table *

Hiei: What is he doing?

FL: He has writers block and can't figure out an ending for his chapter.

H: … Ok…

IL: * continues beating his head on table *

FL: Actually, we're both kinda…Um…stuck. * Doges several rotten tomatoes thrown her way by angry fans * Wait!! We did figure out an ending for the story though! We just don't know how to get from here to there yet!

IL: * bang * * bang * * bang * * bang *

FL: Icelung! Stop before you give yourself a concussion!

IL: * bang * … * bang *… * bang *… @_@* passes out *

FL: * sigh * Well, at least he's not beating himself anymore.

Kurama: How many times has he passed out today?

FL: Four or five. * Jumps six feet in the air * WAIT A MINUTE! How did you get in here?

K: Yin-Jins and Venomous Angel Of Hades let me in. I heard there was an evil plushie in my likeness here and came to investigate.

FL: You do realize that now you can't leave until we finish our story.

H: She's right. And that evil plushie you were looking for? It belonged to Yin-Jins.

K: Hiei, what are you doing here?

H: I have no idea. Yin-Jins sent me here and thanks to VAOH's evil demon army, I can't leave either.

FL'sMom: Great, more prisoners. * Sees Icelung passed out on table * what's wrong with your brother?

FL: * shrugs * He knocked himself out again.

FLM: * rolls her eyes * sheesh.

FL: Well, this is just to let you know… we can't update this weekend. *Doges more rotten tomatoes. * * Tomatoes land on Hiei, Kurama, and Icelung. * I'm sorry! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!!

IL: * regains consciousness * What…?

FL: If you'll excuse me… I have to go restrain Icelung so he doesn't kill himself. Kurama, Hiei, care to join me?

K&H: * look at each other * Sure.

IL: Uh… help.