Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Nightmare Begins ❯ idiotic spies ( Chapter 4 )

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“Anyways seeing as how isolation had no effect on you, you will join the Urameshi team. Now I'm asking you nicely, you will also live with Emily in a hotel with three rooms, two for you guys and one as a guest room including a kitchen, bathroom, and half-bathroom.”

 

“Nice.”

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-In the room-

“Oh right..... Now I remember what I had to do today.... oh yeah a mini bar!!!!”

 

I jump on the bed and lean over the end and open the mini bar to reveal..... Nothing.

 

“Fuck.”

 

“Shut up I'm trying to type my report and every time you say fuck I end up typing it by accident.”

 

“Someone's cranky. What happened to, `Ahhhh!!! Oh my god it's Kurama!!! -Fake faint- -Laugh-“

 

“You bitch!!!”

 

She throws a blast of light energy my way and I jump of the bed having it disintegrated.

 

“Dumbass, now I have to make a copy.”

 

I copy the bed that's not destroyed and lie back down.

 

“My life sucks.”

 

“Weren't you happy a while ago? Hey what's going on with you, and don't try to lie at what I'm gonna ask you, Do you or do you not like Hiei.”

 

“No. Get off the computer so I can see Foamy. You know Foamy the squirrel. I love that guy.”

 

“I know you like Hiei. Don't lie.”

 

“Oh fuck you.”

 

I copy her laptop and hook up to the phone line.

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“OPEN UP!!! HEY YOU TWO OPEN UP!!!”

 

I roll off my bed and onto the floor angry that someone woke me up before nighttime. I walk slowly to the door and open it. Without even looking to see who it is I walk away.

 

“HEY IT'S 7'O CLOCK AND YOU GOTSTA GO TO SCHOOL.”

 

“And kill every single annoying human there? Why not.”

 

“Urameshi, she's scary sometimes.”

 

“That's only because she's not use to you guys yet. AHH!!! I forgot about school!!”

 

“There's the person you're looking for, now leave me alone and next time don't wake me up before midnight.”

 

I walk towards the windowsill and sit down asleep.

 

~3:00p.m. Emily's pov. ~

 

“Oh my god that was the best day ever!!”

 

School finished and Yusuke and Kuwabara left without me to Alex's and my apartment to piss her off. Hiei was here earlier but left after homeroom. He seemed to have been searching for something. Now I were stuck with the people who considered me their best friend and I considered them as hopeless ingrates as Alex puts it.

 

“Yeah, like you think I don't know that.”

 

`Please get me out of here Alex.'

 

Alex-[YOU WOKE ME UP AGAIN!!!! Fine I'm bored anyways I'll be there soon, just don't talk about make-up or anything like that when I get there.]

 

`Fine what ever just come!! I can't take this anymore!'

 

Alex-[what happened to Kurama?]

 

`Different school dumbass.'

 

Alex-[Yusuke, Kuwabara?]

 

`Just get here.'

 

Alex-[fine.]

 

I look up, ten minutes later, to see Alex coming fast towards me but jumping from the surrounding trees. She stops on the one above me and jumps down.

Automatically one of the girl walking with me screams.

 

“AAHHHH!!!!!!”

 

Alex grabs something and slaps it over the girl's mouth. It was a piece of duct tape.

 

“Humans are too squeamish. It annoys me. Let's go, you might find something funny when we get back to the hotel.”

 

~Your POV beforeEmily called. ~

 

/dream/

 

It's dark and quiet and absolutely, a dream comes true. Footsteps start coming where you are and stop next to you.

 

`Emily that you? Sit down if it is.'

 

[Onna wake up Emily's trying to talk to you and the two idiots are coming to do something]

 

`Whatever ow-`

 

I fall off the windowsill and look to see the doorknob turning.

I create two copies of myself. One sleeping, the other in a corner waiting for them, as well as me hiding on the opposite corner. Yusuke and Kuwabara come through the door tiptoe their way through.

 

“Ready Kuwabara?”

 

“Urameshi what happens if she wakes up?”

 

“We run like hell, that's what.”

 

He takes out a camera and gloves and so does Kuwabara.

 

What are those two up to?

 

I glance over to my copy that's hiding and point to them telling her to follow. She quietly crawls up the walls and onto the ceiling and follows them to my room.

 

“Two laptops? A mini bar? Koenma never gave us anything like this.”

 

I follow after them to see they're taking pictures of my room and anything they can find. They go towards my closet and Kuwabara screams. I kept fake and real shrunken heads, knives, switchblades, vials filled with lots of different color liquids and they smile to each other. They start mixing unicorn blood with chimera liquid hair samples, and pixie dust into two vials. Yusuke added a bit of liquid phoenix feather to his while Kuwabara added a small bit of liquidated dragon scale.

 

“Whoa mine smells like bubble gum (note the pixie dust)”

 

“Mine smells like blueberry. Hah Urameshi Mine's better.”

 

“Well drink up.”

 

They both drank the liquids slowly and sigh.

 

“OH eww, mine tasted like crap no matter how good it smelled.”

 

“Same here Urameshi, Hey I feel kinda funny.”

 

-Double Poof-

 

“Ahh!!!”

 

“What the!!??”

 

I and my copy start to laugh and jump down to the floor with my third copy coming into the room laughing as well.

 

“Help us!”

 

“Yeah we never meant to touch your stuff promise.”

 

In their place instead of a regular Yusuke and Kuwabara sat Puu, a.k.a. yusuke, and a pink cat, a.k.a. Kuwabara.

 

I grunt and my copies disappear. I create a small barrier around them and walk out the door and into the street.