Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Prospects of Housekeeping ❯ First Day part 2 ( Chapter 3 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Neko no Chaos 
Tour and Botan has an acounter with two YYH characters.
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Romance / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 03.26.2005 | Pages: 4 | Words: 3.8K | Visits: 266 | Status: Work In Progress
Tour and Botan has an acounter with two YYH characters.
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Romance / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 03.26.2005 | Pages: 4 | Words: 3.8K | Visits: 266 | Status: Work In Progress
Authors Note: Wow I actually got 2 reviews o_o;...YES XD *happy dance*
Botan: Time to thank the reviewers -.-;
DeityofDeath: My first reviewer ^_^, I'm glad you liked the first chapters and heres an update!
hi-chankurara: O.O;; I'm not sure about all that. You're a lot better writer than me Saiyuki-chan! Thank you for reviewing!
Alrightys thats it for the reviews someone do the disclaimer so I can start the story!
YYH Cast: :point at eachother:
Dark: -.-;; Okay I pick....Hiei :D!
Hiei: Like I would ever do that baka onna.
Dark: Do it T.T;.
Hiei: No.
Dark: NOW T.T##!
Hiei: NO!
Dark: Grr...I can always pair you with :whispers something in Hiei's ear:
Hiei: OO;..damnit -.- Dark also known as Neko no Chaos does not own Yu Yu Hakusho.
Dark: 'Tis not fair ;o; but Thankies Hiei-kun :hugs: Now time to start the chapter!
Chapter 3 is dedicated to my two reviewers hi-chankurara and Deityofdeath for taking time to review my story (which I think sucks XD), thankies so much ;_;.
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-#Last Time#-
"No, I'm finished!" Botan exclaimed pulling off the apron she had put on prior when cooking, and hung it on the hook by the sink. She had been waiting long enough and was definitly not going to be prolonged any longer. Botan noticed Kurama's broad smile and crossed her arms over her chest.
"What?" She asked narrowing her eyes. 'Is he laughing at me?'
"Oh nothing, shall we begin the tour?" Kurama asked. Botan looked over at him suspiciously before nodding her head, "Lead away, don't worry I'll be right behind you."
-#Present#-
Kurama's smile actually broadened more, something Botan didn't think was possible, at her answer. 'Well I'm glad he's gaining amusement from my embarassment.' Botan thought sarcastically as she followed him out the kitchen doors.
Botan saw that the house was three stories, three very large frikin' stories and she began to wonder whether she’d be able to clean one story in a week. As the bluenette followed him she wondered what she had gotten herself into as they both passed the fifteenth or maybe it was sixteenth bedroom (A/N Holy crap o.o;).
Her eyes widened in disbelief, this house had everything she could possibly think of and more! Not in Botan's wildest dreams would she would of thought she could visit some place like this.
They finally reached the third floor (A/N I know that was fast gomen -.-; but I'll describe what the floor likes when Botan cleans it.) when they passed a room that made Botan stop dead in her tracks. Her beautiful amethyst eyes caught glimpse of something she had despaired of ever seeing.
There in the middle of the room was the most beautiful grand piano she'd ever seen. She actually knew how to play because she had taken piano lessons when little (A/N what? you didn't really think she had always lived like that did you?) but after her parent's started fighting she put in all her effort to playing to drain out her sorrow and anguish. So playing the piano had always been a sort of haven for her.
The blue haired girl's fingers began to itch with the urge to play but there was no way that would happen, especially in Kurama's presence. The only person who had heard her play before was her best friend and that had been quite some time ago.
"Do you play?"
Botan jumped slightly at the quiet voice beside her. Kurama had come along side her unnoticed since she was to caught up in her own reverie.
"Oh um no..." Botan lied glancing up at him briefly but felt compelled to return her gaze back to the piano. "I have just always loved the sound, my friend used to play for me."
Kurama gave her a prying look knowing she wasn't telling him something, “Really, is that why your eyes were just filled with an instrumentalist's devotion?"
'Damn he's sharp.' She thought but was not about to fall for his bait, "Instrumentalist’s devotion huh? Well I can play a mean Mary had a Little Lamb if that’s what you mean?"
Botan gave him a humorous smile while using every ounce of strength that she possessed to walk away from the doorway of the now dubbed 'Piano Room'. "Well are you coming or not?"
Kurama sighed and smiled before taking the lead again to finish the tour. Every once in awhile he looked back at the bluenette giving her a curious glance which she just chose to ignore.
Botan finally had seen all that needed and wanted seeing and ended up back at the first floor Kurama beside her. The handsome red head turned to her and gave her some keys, "These are keys to each floor." He turned getting picking up his coat and putting it on before turning back to Botan, "Is there anything else you needed before I go?"
"Nope I'm all set so go ahead, go out and have some fun!" Botan said before pushing Kurama out the door and closing it. 'Thought he'd never leave.' She thought with a sigh before sitting down on the bottom step of one of the grand stair cases wondering where to start.
Botan still had several hours until it was time to pick up her little brother. "Man, I better be getting paid good money for this..." She said aloud looking at the set of keys.
The blue haired girl sighed glancing up at the stairs before returning her gaze to they keys, 'No definitely not.' She thought as she stood, "I might as well finish on the first floor since I've already started." With that decided she walked across the hall into the study putting down the other two keys to the other floors on Kurama's desk and then headed back to the kitchen.
Upon entering the humongous kitchen she found someone had brought in the dishes that had been left in the breakfast room. Botan narrowed her eyes; she didn't really think that Yusuke or whatever his name was, was one to clean up things but who knows? Perhaps she was wrong...
Botan quickly cleaned up the mess without a problem and then grabbed some dusting supplies from the kitchen closet. The blue haired girl walked to the far end of the first floor, so she could work her way back. As she walked she noted all of the rooms.
There was the study, kitchen, breakfast room, the informal dining room, the formal dining room, a sitting room, living room, a garden room, a billiard room, a library that seemed to take up part of the second floor also, a couple of guest rooms, the bathrooms, a room with a bunch of pictures and paintings in it, and the biggest of all, the ballroom. (A/N To many rooms @__@;)
Botan looked curiously around the ball room wondering why the hell they needed all these rooms, this one especially. "Maybe they use it for parties?" She asked herself out loud before dismissing the thought.
From the looks of it, it didn't look like it was used much. It wasn't dirty or anything it just looked untouched. She began her systematic approach of course having a plan which was to dust everything, clean the bathrooms and then do the floors.
At first Botan didn't really think it was possible to clean the whole floor but as she worked she found out things were actually pretty clean. 'Thank you Kurama.' The amethyst eyed girl thought happily. The dusting was done in no time since it was so clean but now came the dreaded part...the bathrooms T-T;.
Botan grabbed her portable CD player for this cleaning with the music blasting a the highest volume. To her relief the bathrooms were already relatively clean and some were even unused (A/N Score big time for Botan XP). There was only really one she could actually consider dirty so she was in the process of cleaning it at this moment.
The blue haired girl had just stepped in front of the mirror to clean it when she stopped dead in her tracks and stared in horror at what the reflection showed (A/N Dun dun dun...sorry couldn't resist). There leaning in the doorway was a man with a sickly grin and a mass of orange hair. She really regretted her decision to clean the first floor at this point. 'Kami how he did get in here!? What if he's a rapist or something?! Ahhh! Wait this is where I can put my kendo skills to the test...or maybe not I forgot, no kendo stick, damn -.-;.'
She subconsciously pulled down her headphones around her neck before turning around to face the man with a nervous smile. "Umm....can..I...um...help...you..." Botan's voice trailed off as the guy knelt before her taking her hand in his.
He looked up at her with sparkling eyes, "BEAUTIFUL lady, I am the great Kazuma Kuwabara, would you do me the great honor of marrying me? I swear I will protect you FOREVER!" Botan's eyes nearly buldged out her sockets and her mouth dropped to the ground,‘What...the...fuck(A/N This is why its PG13 :sweatdrop:)...o.O!?' Botan thought in shock as a smile appeared on Kuwabara's face clearly finding a meaning to her silence.
'Why the hell is he smiling o.o?' She thought nervously trying her hardest not scream 'Rape'. (A/N what would you do if some guy you didn't know came up and asked you that?) He began to pull Botan towards where he stood making her eyes widen more. She gagged as her eyes concluded his target was to kiss her. ‘Oh dear Kami-sama please, oh please, save me…’ The blue haired girl prayed silently. She was able to get her other hand up and stop Kuwabara’s advance.
"Um do you not think that this is a bit rash? After all I am only 16 and I am definitely not ready to be married."
Kuwabara seemed to snap out of some sort of trance at the sound of her voice, and for a moment she thought that he was actually considering what she had just said, but only for a moment.
"Oh, well how about being my girlfriend instead?"
She sweatdropped at the answer or er question. Didn’t this guy understand refusal when it was right in front of him? “Look Kuwa…um…” ‘Damn what was his name?’ Botan gave herself a mental slap at her stupidity.
“Bara…” He supplied waiting for the beautiful blue haired girl’s answer.
"Right Kuwabara, look I think that you are taking this a little too seriously. I mean do you really want people to think that you are some kind of loser who is so desperate that he berates every girl he sees? Come on you don’t even know my name right? Besides you don’t want to date the housekeeper, I mean how lame is that, and even if by some weird coincidence you did, I simply can’t have a boyfriend. So why don’t we…umm be friends instead." Botan finished her little rant and looked Kuwabara for his reaction.
Kuwabara on the other hand looked at her with mystified expression and she cowered a bit afraid that he would try to kiss her again. Botan would be ready this time though, she had already decided her weapon of choice: the toilet brush which she would happily shove down his throat if he tried to.
Surprisingly the blue haired girl found there was no need for instead of kissing her, he began to cry laying his head on her shoulder. ‘What the?’ Botan thought surprised at his actions.
“That is…the…first…time…anyone besides…Yukina…has been…nice…to…me…"
She stood there a moment blinking not sure what to do. Botan didn’t want to be mean but well it wasn’t exactly nice having a guy about 6 feet or so taller leaning on her shoulder, she wasn’t built to handle this kind of weight.
So awkwardly Botan pat his shoulder and steered him to the vacant toilet seat which was quite easy so she had him off her in a matter of seconds. “I’ll just let you be awhile…” She said very quietly as she nonchalantly whisked herself out of the bathroom.
‘Okay now where to disappear to…’ It wasn’t that she was trying to be mean or anything but she didn’t exactly want him to cry on her shoulder any longer, her shirt was wet enough.
“Hey wait, where did she go? Hey...”
Botan knew in moments she’d be found and be stuck be a crying post once again if she didn’t do something quick. The blue haired girl looked frantically for a way out when she spotted a closet on the right, ‘Hopefully luck will be on my side…’ She thought blindly throwing herself into the closet as Kuwabara came stumbling out of the bathroom.
Hey pretty girl where did you go?” Kuwabara asked looking around dumbfounded.
It seemed that the bluenette had made in the nick of time and lady luck was on her side….or was she? The girl laid her head against the wall of the closet and dared to let out a breath of relief. She listened intently and heard Kuwabara’s footsteps amble by and thought to wait there for a few more minutes before for sneaking out. Oh how Botan should’ve taken her chances with Kuwabara.
Botan was about to spring out the door when something grabbed her from behind making her scream, falling against the door causing it to open unveiling what had been hidden in the darkness. (A/N That’s what you call a run on sentence, so sue me -.-) Her amethyst eyes glowered dangerously and her hand swung on its own accord making the sound of an open hand hitting skin echoed slightly in the hall which announced her whereabouts if her scream had not already done so.
“PERVERT! How dare you!!” Botan was so angry her mind barely registered the sound of Kuwabara’s approach.
"Hey pretty girl, where did you…" Kuwabara lost his train of thought as he noticed Yusuke standing in the closet, his hand raised to a beat red cheek, "Hey Urameshi, what happened to you?"
Yusuke however ignored Kuwabara and looked at Botan appalled, “What the hell was that for!?”
The blue haired girl crossed her arms trying to keep herself in check, “You’re unbelievable!” The sound of Botan’s voice apparently brought Kuwabara’s attention back to her, “Hey where did you go?”
She glanced sharply at Kuwabara not in the mood to humor anything, “Nowhere.”
Yusuke on the other hand was fed up, “YOU DIDN’T ANSWER MY FRIKIN’ QUESTION!” Botan glared at him and the boys were sure they saw her eyes flash red like earlier, “Well let me see, maybe I slapped you because YOU GRABBED MY FREAKIN’ ASS!”
“WELL IT WAS DARK I DIDN’T KNOW I WAS GRABBING YOUR ASS, HELL I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW IT WAS YOU!” Yusuke shouted not ready to give up the fight and Kuwabara decided to jump in at this point, “Hey Urameshi don’t yell at the pretty girl!”
“I’ll do whatever the hell I please!”
“No you won’t so shut up!”
“No you shut up!”
“You shut up, you want to start something gel head!”
“I am NOT gel head and sure I’ll start something AND KICK YOUR ASS WEAKLING!”
“I am NOT a weakling you shrimp!”
“Shrimp? What the fuck kind of insult is that! I am not a shrimp that’s what you call Hiei anyways!”
“Well I’ll start calling you that now!”
“I am not short KuwaBAKA!”
Botan had now had enough of these two and had grabbed the toilet brush from earlier, “Hey why don’t you both shut the hell up before I SHOVE THIS TOILET BRUSH SO FAR UP YOUR ASSES THAT-
(A/N Please stand by….haha gomen it would have to change the rating to R if I told you guys what she said XP)
Kuwabara and Yusuke stood there shocked as hell shutting their mouths immediately which made Botan smile. “Good, now let’s clear up a couple things…you.” She said pointing at Kuwabara. “Stop calling me pretty girl it gets pretty annoying after awhile. My name is Botan.”
“As for you…” Botan continued speaking to Yusuke, “I suggest you keep you hands to yourself unless you want me to break everyone one of those precious fingers. Do I make myself clear?”
Yusuke eye’s were wide as saucers and he gulped nodding his head. This made Botan smile wider (A/N is that a word O.o?), “Now apologize.”
Yusuke snapped out of whatever daze he was in and gave Botan a look which said ‘Over my dead body’. Kuwabara on the other hand was looking at Botan with a hurt expression. She sighed feeling a little guilty for snapping at Kuwabara, he actually didn’t do anything wrong, “I apologize for snapping at you Kuwabara.”
That seemed to do the trick though for he snapped back into his normal self…how normal that was she didn’t know. Botan sighed once more and turned around wishing that the day was over. She began to walk back to the unfinished bathroom hoping to well finish it.
“Hey where are you going pr- er I mean Botan?” Kuwabara asked confused. She glanced back at him, “Well I was hired for my housekeeping skills. So I thought it might be a good idea to finish my jobs for today."
Kuwabara gave the bluenette an ‘oh’ look, apparently that hadn’t occurred to him (A/N :sweatdrop:). Yusuke had now finally come out of the closet but was still sulking over what had happened earlier.
“So what do you want to do Urameshi? It’s already 3:00.” Kuwabara stated. Botan was about to enter the bathroom once more when the remark caught her ear, “Are you serious, is it 3?”
“Uh yeah.” Kuwabara said.
“Shit!” The amethyst girl yelled as she sprinted from the bathroom to the kitchen to grab her forgotten bag. She was back in the hall in seconds and was about to dash by the clueless boys when Yusuke interrupted her hasty retreat, “Where the hell are you going?”
Botan stopped annoyed, “I have to go pick up my brother if you must know. So if you’ll excuse me, I am already late." She turned away missing the look that appeared in Yusuke’s eyes.
“You have a car?” The black haired boy asked Botan.
‘Grr…I don’t have time for this.’ The blue haired girl thought but turned to answer anyway, “Uh yeah, how else would I pick up my little brother?” Thinking she was finished Botan began to walk away.
“C’mon Kuwabara.” Botan heard Yusuke say and realized the two were following her. Botan let out a frustrated sigh before spinning around, “What are you doing?”
“We’re going with you.” Yusuke answered with a wicked smile. Kuwabara kept silent and glanced at the blue haired girl warily. Botan just stared at them; it was her turn to be dumbfounded. ‘Kami-sama what did I do to deserve this?’ She thought to no one in particular.
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Authors Notes: :sigh of relief: Whew ‘tis finally done. I actually didn't like this chapter but oh well at least it's ten pages long, woo XD! Kuwabara showed this chapter too yay you’re happy, right?
Readers: ecstatic -.-
Hey I don’t like that attitude! You guys should be jumping for joy. Heh j/k sorry for the long update no excuse except I was sick the whole week throwing up, yuck. But Dark is finally better :D. Though the nurses are evil they made me get blood taken and they poked me with the frikin’ needle about 5 times because she couldn’t find the right vein ToT. Evil I tell you. Oh but IMPORTANT NOTE I need you guys to decide whether Botan should let Yusuke and Kuwabara go with her or not so vote okay? Vote, vote, vote! Hehe yeah well Hiei shows up next chapter now are you happy?
Hiei Fangirls: HIEI!!
O.O ack! Fan girls can be scary at times. One more note before I run off before these fangirls attack me, if it seemed like I bashed Kuwabara this chapter, gomen. I had to make at a little stupid though I was not trying to bash him, I like all the YYH characters :D. So once again I'm sorry if it seemed like I bashed him though I don't really think I did, R&R Ja ne! *runs off*
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Botan: Time to thank the reviewers -.-;
DeityofDeath: My first reviewer ^_^, I'm glad you liked the first chapters and heres an update!
hi-chankurara: O.O;; I'm not sure about all that. You're a lot better writer than me Saiyuki-chan! Thank you for reviewing!
Alrightys thats it for the reviews someone do the disclaimer so I can start the story!
YYH Cast: :point at eachother:
Dark: -.-;; Okay I pick....Hiei :D!
Hiei: Like I would ever do that baka onna.
Dark: Do it T.T;.
Hiei: No.
Dark: NOW T.T##!
Hiei: NO!
Dark: Grr...I can always pair you with :whispers something in Hiei's ear:
Hiei: OO;..damnit -.- Dark also known as Neko no Chaos does not own Yu Yu Hakusho.
Dark: 'Tis not fair ;o; but Thankies Hiei-kun :hugs: Now time to start the chapter!
Chapter 3 is dedicated to my two reviewers hi-chankurara and Deityofdeath for taking time to review my story (which I think sucks XD), thankies so much ;_;.
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-#Last Time#-
"No, I'm finished!" Botan exclaimed pulling off the apron she had put on prior when cooking, and hung it on the hook by the sink. She had been waiting long enough and was definitly not going to be prolonged any longer. Botan noticed Kurama's broad smile and crossed her arms over her chest.
"What?" She asked narrowing her eyes. 'Is he laughing at me?'
"Oh nothing, shall we begin the tour?" Kurama asked. Botan looked over at him suspiciously before nodding her head, "Lead away, don't worry I'll be right behind you."
-#Present#-
Kurama's smile actually broadened more, something Botan didn't think was possible, at her answer. 'Well I'm glad he's gaining amusement from my embarassment.' Botan thought sarcastically as she followed him out the kitchen doors.
Botan saw that the house was three stories, three very large frikin' stories and she began to wonder whether she’d be able to clean one story in a week. As the bluenette followed him she wondered what she had gotten herself into as they both passed the fifteenth or maybe it was sixteenth bedroom (A/N Holy crap o.o;).
Her eyes widened in disbelief, this house had everything she could possibly think of and more! Not in Botan's wildest dreams would she would of thought she could visit some place like this.
They finally reached the third floor (A/N I know that was fast gomen -.-; but I'll describe what the floor likes when Botan cleans it.) when they passed a room that made Botan stop dead in her tracks. Her beautiful amethyst eyes caught glimpse of something she had despaired of ever seeing.
There in the middle of the room was the most beautiful grand piano she'd ever seen. She actually knew how to play because she had taken piano lessons when little (A/N what? you didn't really think she had always lived like that did you?) but after her parent's started fighting she put in all her effort to playing to drain out her sorrow and anguish. So playing the piano had always been a sort of haven for her.
The blue haired girl's fingers began to itch with the urge to play but there was no way that would happen, especially in Kurama's presence. The only person who had heard her play before was her best friend and that had been quite some time ago.
"Do you play?"
Botan jumped slightly at the quiet voice beside her. Kurama had come along side her unnoticed since she was to caught up in her own reverie.
"Oh um no..." Botan lied glancing up at him briefly but felt compelled to return her gaze back to the piano. "I have just always loved the sound, my friend used to play for me."
Kurama gave her a prying look knowing she wasn't telling him something, “Really, is that why your eyes were just filled with an instrumentalist's devotion?"
'Damn he's sharp.' She thought but was not about to fall for his bait, "Instrumentalist’s devotion huh? Well I can play a mean Mary had a Little Lamb if that’s what you mean?"
Botan gave him a humorous smile while using every ounce of strength that she possessed to walk away from the doorway of the now dubbed 'Piano Room'. "Well are you coming or not?"
Kurama sighed and smiled before taking the lead again to finish the tour. Every once in awhile he looked back at the bluenette giving her a curious glance which she just chose to ignore.
Botan finally had seen all that needed and wanted seeing and ended up back at the first floor Kurama beside her. The handsome red head turned to her and gave her some keys, "These are keys to each floor." He turned getting picking up his coat and putting it on before turning back to Botan, "Is there anything else you needed before I go?"
"Nope I'm all set so go ahead, go out and have some fun!" Botan said before pushing Kurama out the door and closing it. 'Thought he'd never leave.' She thought with a sigh before sitting down on the bottom step of one of the grand stair cases wondering where to start.
Botan still had several hours until it was time to pick up her little brother. "Man, I better be getting paid good money for this..." She said aloud looking at the set of keys.
The blue haired girl sighed glancing up at the stairs before returning her gaze to they keys, 'No definitely not.' She thought as she stood, "I might as well finish on the first floor since I've already started." With that decided she walked across the hall into the study putting down the other two keys to the other floors on Kurama's desk and then headed back to the kitchen.
Upon entering the humongous kitchen she found someone had brought in the dishes that had been left in the breakfast room. Botan narrowed her eyes; she didn't really think that Yusuke or whatever his name was, was one to clean up things but who knows? Perhaps she was wrong...
Botan quickly cleaned up the mess without a problem and then grabbed some dusting supplies from the kitchen closet. The blue haired girl walked to the far end of the first floor, so she could work her way back. As she walked she noted all of the rooms.
There was the study, kitchen, breakfast room, the informal dining room, the formal dining room, a sitting room, living room, a garden room, a billiard room, a library that seemed to take up part of the second floor also, a couple of guest rooms, the bathrooms, a room with a bunch of pictures and paintings in it, and the biggest of all, the ballroom. (A/N To many rooms @__@;)
Botan looked curiously around the ball room wondering why the hell they needed all these rooms, this one especially. "Maybe they use it for parties?" She asked herself out loud before dismissing the thought.
From the looks of it, it didn't look like it was used much. It wasn't dirty or anything it just looked untouched. She began her systematic approach of course having a plan which was to dust everything, clean the bathrooms and then do the floors.
At first Botan didn't really think it was possible to clean the whole floor but as she worked she found out things were actually pretty clean. 'Thank you Kurama.' The amethyst eyed girl thought happily. The dusting was done in no time since it was so clean but now came the dreaded part...the bathrooms T-T;.
Botan grabbed her portable CD player for this cleaning with the music blasting a the highest volume. To her relief the bathrooms were already relatively clean and some were even unused (A/N Score big time for Botan XP). There was only really one she could actually consider dirty so she was in the process of cleaning it at this moment.
The blue haired girl had just stepped in front of the mirror to clean it when she stopped dead in her tracks and stared in horror at what the reflection showed (A/N Dun dun dun...sorry couldn't resist). There leaning in the doorway was a man with a sickly grin and a mass of orange hair. She really regretted her decision to clean the first floor at this point. 'Kami how he did get in here!? What if he's a rapist or something?! Ahhh! Wait this is where I can put my kendo skills to the test...or maybe not I forgot, no kendo stick, damn -.-;.'
She subconsciously pulled down her headphones around her neck before turning around to face the man with a nervous smile. "Umm....can..I...um...help...you..." Botan's voice trailed off as the guy knelt before her taking her hand in his.
He looked up at her with sparkling eyes, "BEAUTIFUL lady, I am the great Kazuma Kuwabara, would you do me the great honor of marrying me? I swear I will protect you FOREVER!" Botan's eyes nearly buldged out her sockets and her mouth dropped to the ground,‘What...the...fuck(A/N This is why its PG13 :sweatdrop:)...o.O!?' Botan thought in shock as a smile appeared on Kuwabara's face clearly finding a meaning to her silence.
'Why the hell is he smiling o.o?' She thought nervously trying her hardest not scream 'Rape'. (A/N what would you do if some guy you didn't know came up and asked you that?) He began to pull Botan towards where he stood making her eyes widen more. She gagged as her eyes concluded his target was to kiss her. ‘Oh dear Kami-sama please, oh please, save me…’ The blue haired girl prayed silently. She was able to get her other hand up and stop Kuwabara’s advance.
"Um do you not think that this is a bit rash? After all I am only 16 and I am definitely not ready to be married."
Kuwabara seemed to snap out of some sort of trance at the sound of her voice, and for a moment she thought that he was actually considering what she had just said, but only for a moment.
"Oh, well how about being my girlfriend instead?"
She sweatdropped at the answer or er question. Didn’t this guy understand refusal when it was right in front of him? “Look Kuwa…um…” ‘Damn what was his name?’ Botan gave herself a mental slap at her stupidity.
“Bara…” He supplied waiting for the beautiful blue haired girl’s answer.
"Right Kuwabara, look I think that you are taking this a little too seriously. I mean do you really want people to think that you are some kind of loser who is so desperate that he berates every girl he sees? Come on you don’t even know my name right? Besides you don’t want to date the housekeeper, I mean how lame is that, and even if by some weird coincidence you did, I simply can’t have a boyfriend. So why don’t we…umm be friends instead." Botan finished her little rant and looked Kuwabara for his reaction.
Kuwabara on the other hand looked at her with mystified expression and she cowered a bit afraid that he would try to kiss her again. Botan would be ready this time though, she had already decided her weapon of choice: the toilet brush which she would happily shove down his throat if he tried to.
Surprisingly the blue haired girl found there was no need for instead of kissing her, he began to cry laying his head on her shoulder. ‘What the?’ Botan thought surprised at his actions.
“That is…the…first…time…anyone besides…Yukina…has been…nice…to…me…"
She stood there a moment blinking not sure what to do. Botan didn’t want to be mean but well it wasn’t exactly nice having a guy about 6 feet or so taller leaning on her shoulder, she wasn’t built to handle this kind of weight.
So awkwardly Botan pat his shoulder and steered him to the vacant toilet seat which was quite easy so she had him off her in a matter of seconds. “I’ll just let you be awhile…” She said very quietly as she nonchalantly whisked herself out of the bathroom.
‘Okay now where to disappear to…’ It wasn’t that she was trying to be mean or anything but she didn’t exactly want him to cry on her shoulder any longer, her shirt was wet enough.
“Hey wait, where did she go? Hey...”
Botan knew in moments she’d be found and be stuck be a crying post once again if she didn’t do something quick. The blue haired girl looked frantically for a way out when she spotted a closet on the right, ‘Hopefully luck will be on my side…’ She thought blindly throwing herself into the closet as Kuwabara came stumbling out of the bathroom.
Hey pretty girl where did you go?” Kuwabara asked looking around dumbfounded.
It seemed that the bluenette had made in the nick of time and lady luck was on her side….or was she? The girl laid her head against the wall of the closet and dared to let out a breath of relief. She listened intently and heard Kuwabara’s footsteps amble by and thought to wait there for a few more minutes before for sneaking out. Oh how Botan should’ve taken her chances with Kuwabara.
Botan was about to spring out the door when something grabbed her from behind making her scream, falling against the door causing it to open unveiling what had been hidden in the darkness. (A/N That’s what you call a run on sentence, so sue me -.-) Her amethyst eyes glowered dangerously and her hand swung on its own accord making the sound of an open hand hitting skin echoed slightly in the hall which announced her whereabouts if her scream had not already done so.
“PERVERT! How dare you!!” Botan was so angry her mind barely registered the sound of Kuwabara’s approach.
"Hey pretty girl, where did you…" Kuwabara lost his train of thought as he noticed Yusuke standing in the closet, his hand raised to a beat red cheek, "Hey Urameshi, what happened to you?"
Yusuke however ignored Kuwabara and looked at Botan appalled, “What the hell was that for!?”
The blue haired girl crossed her arms trying to keep herself in check, “You’re unbelievable!” The sound of Botan’s voice apparently brought Kuwabara’s attention back to her, “Hey where did you go?”
She glanced sharply at Kuwabara not in the mood to humor anything, “Nowhere.”
Yusuke on the other hand was fed up, “YOU DIDN’T ANSWER MY FRIKIN’ QUESTION!” Botan glared at him and the boys were sure they saw her eyes flash red like earlier, “Well let me see, maybe I slapped you because YOU GRABBED MY FREAKIN’ ASS!”
“WELL IT WAS DARK I DIDN’T KNOW I WAS GRABBING YOUR ASS, HELL I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW IT WAS YOU!” Yusuke shouted not ready to give up the fight and Kuwabara decided to jump in at this point, “Hey Urameshi don’t yell at the pretty girl!”
“I’ll do whatever the hell I please!”
“No you won’t so shut up!”
“No you shut up!”
“You shut up, you want to start something gel head!”
“I am NOT gel head and sure I’ll start something AND KICK YOUR ASS WEAKLING!”
“I am NOT a weakling you shrimp!”
“Shrimp? What the fuck kind of insult is that! I am not a shrimp that’s what you call Hiei anyways!”
“Well I’ll start calling you that now!”
“I am not short KuwaBAKA!”
Botan had now had enough of these two and had grabbed the toilet brush from earlier, “Hey why don’t you both shut the hell up before I SHOVE THIS TOILET BRUSH SO FAR UP YOUR ASSES THAT-
(A/N Please stand by….haha gomen it would have to change the rating to R if I told you guys what she said XP)
Kuwabara and Yusuke stood there shocked as hell shutting their mouths immediately which made Botan smile. “Good, now let’s clear up a couple things…you.” She said pointing at Kuwabara. “Stop calling me pretty girl it gets pretty annoying after awhile. My name is Botan.”
“As for you…” Botan continued speaking to Yusuke, “I suggest you keep you hands to yourself unless you want me to break everyone one of those precious fingers. Do I make myself clear?”
Yusuke eye’s were wide as saucers and he gulped nodding his head. This made Botan smile wider (A/N is that a word O.o?), “Now apologize.”
Yusuke snapped out of whatever daze he was in and gave Botan a look which said ‘Over my dead body’. Kuwabara on the other hand was looking at Botan with a hurt expression. She sighed feeling a little guilty for snapping at Kuwabara, he actually didn’t do anything wrong, “I apologize for snapping at you Kuwabara.”
That seemed to do the trick though for he snapped back into his normal self…how normal that was she didn’t know. Botan sighed once more and turned around wishing that the day was over. She began to walk back to the unfinished bathroom hoping to well finish it.
“Hey where are you going pr- er I mean Botan?” Kuwabara asked confused. She glanced back at him, “Well I was hired for my housekeeping skills. So I thought it might be a good idea to finish my jobs for today."
Kuwabara gave the bluenette an ‘oh’ look, apparently that hadn’t occurred to him (A/N :sweatdrop:). Yusuke had now finally come out of the closet but was still sulking over what had happened earlier.
“So what do you want to do Urameshi? It’s already 3:00.” Kuwabara stated. Botan was about to enter the bathroom once more when the remark caught her ear, “Are you serious, is it 3?”
“Uh yeah.” Kuwabara said.
“Shit!” The amethyst girl yelled as she sprinted from the bathroom to the kitchen to grab her forgotten bag. She was back in the hall in seconds and was about to dash by the clueless boys when Yusuke interrupted her hasty retreat, “Where the hell are you going?”
Botan stopped annoyed, “I have to go pick up my brother if you must know. So if you’ll excuse me, I am already late." She turned away missing the look that appeared in Yusuke’s eyes.
“You have a car?” The black haired boy asked Botan.
‘Grr…I don’t have time for this.’ The blue haired girl thought but turned to answer anyway, “Uh yeah, how else would I pick up my little brother?” Thinking she was finished Botan began to walk away.
“C’mon Kuwabara.” Botan heard Yusuke say and realized the two were following her. Botan let out a frustrated sigh before spinning around, “What are you doing?”
“We’re going with you.” Yusuke answered with a wicked smile. Kuwabara kept silent and glanced at the blue haired girl warily. Botan just stared at them; it was her turn to be dumbfounded. ‘Kami-sama what did I do to deserve this?’ She thought to no one in particular.
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Authors Notes: :sigh of relief: Whew ‘tis finally done. I actually didn't like this chapter but oh well at least it's ten pages long, woo XD! Kuwabara showed this chapter too yay you’re happy, right?
Readers: ecstatic -.-
Hey I don’t like that attitude! You guys should be jumping for joy. Heh j/k sorry for the long update no excuse except I was sick the whole week throwing up, yuck. But Dark is finally better :D. Though the nurses are evil they made me get blood taken and they poked me with the frikin’ needle about 5 times because she couldn’t find the right vein ToT. Evil I tell you. Oh but IMPORTANT NOTE I need you guys to decide whether Botan should let Yusuke and Kuwabara go with her or not so vote okay? Vote, vote, vote! Hehe yeah well Hiei shows up next chapter now are you happy?
Hiei Fangirls: HIEI!!
O.O ack! Fan girls can be scary at times. One more note before I run off before these fangirls attack me, if it seemed like I bashed Kuwabara this chapter, gomen. I had to make at a little stupid though I was not trying to bash him, I like all the YYH characters :D. So once again I'm sorry if it seemed like I bashed him though I don't really think I did, R&R Ja ne! *runs off*
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