Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Season of the Crystal Feather ❯ Fan girl mode ( Chapter 6 )

Dream: Hallo people! I...What the...? Who are you?

Mutated cheese monsters of cheesy DOOM: We are mutated cheese monsters of cheesy DOOM!

Freckles: Right and my name is Susan. ::rolls eyes::

Mutated cheese monsters of cheesy DOOM: We have come here to devour the author's notes of this story!

Dream: GASP! No, not my author's notes! That's...that's...so DOOM-ish!

Mutated cheese monsters of cheesy DOOM: MUAHAHA! Exactly! ::begin devouring the author's notes::

Dream: ::to Freckles:: Now what do we do, Susan?

Freckles: u.u;; we run...like scared little forest elves...

Dream: ::whispery voice:: that line was borrowed from the 8-bit theater flash movies. We don't own it.

Freckles: ::runs:: this sucks!

Dream: Well, look at the bright side! At least this is good exercise!

CRUNCH

::static::

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Fan girl mode:

Thorn peered through the doorway from the kitchen, "Dinner's ready! Come and get it!"

"Hooray!" Hinote yelled as he ran past Thorn and into the dining room followed closely by Yusuke and Kuwabara.

Flash stretched lazily and walked into the dining room with Autumn. Kurama took Hiei's katana and walked after them. Hiei growled and followed the fox boy. Margaret, of course, was clinging to Hiei. Thorn then ushered me, Terminator, and Tundra into the dining room as well.

"What are those dirty animals doing in here? They'll ruin the meal!" Yusuke complained.

Autumn, Hinote, and Flash turned slowly to glare at Yusuke. Yusuke laughed nervously and hid under the table. Kuwabara, who had taken a seat next to Yusuke, looked under the table at him. Kurama sat down on Yusuke's other side. Hiei sat down next to Kurama and Margaret next to Hiei. Autumn was sitting across from Kurama. Hinote was next to Autumn so that he was across from Yusuke and Flash sat across from Hiei. Thorn sat down next to Hinote. Tundra, Terminator, and I sat down near our humans waiting to be given food.

"I wonder how come those three are getting along so well. I always thought that dogs and cats never got along...and aren't dogs supposed to hunt rabbits?" Yusuke asked about us once he sat up.

"They get along just like we do!" Autumn announced indicating her, Hinote, and Flash.

"If they got along just like we do they'd be constantly calling each other embarrassing nicknames and throwing things at each other!" Hinote pointed out.

"Hinote?" Autumn turned to look at the boy next to her.

"Yeah?" Hinote turned to look at Autumn.

"How do you expect them to throw things at each other if they don't have hands?"

Hinote blinked and looked at us. He then looked back at Autumn. "Shut up!"

"You're such an idiot!" Flash yelled at Hinote.

Hinote glared, "Hey! That was mean! Take it back!"

"I was joking!" Flash rolled her eyes.

"It sure didn't sound like a joke!" Hinote pointed out.

Flash sighed in frustration, "Well, it was."

"No it wasn't!" Hinote yelled.

Autumn decided to interrupt, "It was a joke meant to sound not like a joke."

"You....you are too logical and...and...Not Kurama-y!" Hinote said as he pointed at Autumn. "No, just kidding, you're too Kurama, much too Kurama."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Autumn arched an eyebrow at Hinote.

Hinote pointed at her, "It means you're a clone of Kurama except your hair isn't red and your eyes aren't green. Oh and your not as tall as Kurama and his hair is longer. Oh and he's not a girl."

"Actually we're still not too sure about that last one." Yusuke said as he took some food from the plates in the center of the table.

"YUSUKE!" Kurama yelled at his so called friend.

Yusuke grinned, "Relax Kurama, I'm only joking."

"I don't really look that much like a girl, do I?" Kurama asked.

Autumn decided to answer, "Of course not! Except in those pictures they have online where you're in a dress...Like that one that I like where Hiei's dressed like Peter Pan, you're in a dress with your hair tied up with a ribbon and Youko's in a dress with fairy wings and a wand! That one is just sooooooo adorable! But then there's the one where Hiei's dressed like Cinderella and you're dressed in a prince's suit and that one's EVEN CUTER! But neither of those even comes close to being as cute as that one where you're in a lab coat and in that one you don't look like a girl at all!"

"Ok Autumn, it's time to get out of fan girl mode." Flash said.

Autumn squealed, "But he's just so cute!!!"

"You do realize he's sitting right across from you, don't you?" Hinote asked, pointing at Kurama who was now bright red. Autumn looked down, also bright red. Yusuke and Kuwabara were snickering.

"Hiei...dressed as Cinderella?!" Yusuke burst out laughing.

Hiei growled and glared at Autumn. Autumn looked up at him, "Why are you glaring at me?! I didn't draw that picture!"

"Calm down Hiei, you don't want to kill Kurama's girlfriend, now do you?" Yusuke said with a smirk.

"YUSUKE!" Autumn and Kurama yelled at the same time.

Thorn sighed, "Alright everyone, let's stop arguing and eat."

Everyone agreed and soon the dining room was full of idle chatter and the sounds of people eating. Tundra and Terminator were given some meat. Terminator had discovered that Kuwabara loved cats and was playing off that in order to get more table scraps.

"Term, stop eating things the baka gives you. He's diseased and I don't want you getting sick." Flash said.

"HEY!" Kuwabara yelled.

"Hay is for horses." Flash responded.

Hiei was inching away from Margaret as she inched closer to him. "Kurama, give me back my katana." Hiei growled.

"No, Hiei, you can't kill humans. It's against the rules." Kurama responded.

Hiei reached around the fox to try and get his katana, "I don't give a damn about the rules! This moron's annoying me!"

"Wha...? You don't love me, Hiei?" Margaret asked.

"NO!" Hiei yelled.

Margaret's eyes filled up with tears. She ran out of the room crying hysterically. Hiei sighed in relief. Yusuke and Kuwabara decided they didn't care and went back to eating. Kurama frowned at Hiei.

"That was quite rude, Hiei. You should apologize to her." Kurama said to Hiei.

Hinote shook his head. "No! If he does that she'll think he loves her and she'll never leave him alone! Besides, she cries all the time so it's not like this is anything new."

"Yeah, she'll be over it and clingy again by morning." Autumn agreed.

Hiei growled, "Damn human..."

"Something wrong Autumn? You haven't eaten any of the meat…" Thorn asked concerned.

"Oh, I'm a vegetarian." Autumn said with pride.

Hinote nodded, "Yeah, she's basically just like her rabbit. Only she doesn't eat wires or hump stuffed animals...as far as we know..." Hinote looked suspiciously at Autumn.

Autumn hit him in the back of the head. "Moron!"

"You and Flash are so mean to me!" Hinote yelled.

Flash shrugged, "You always set yourself up."

"But it's still mean!" Hinote whined.

Autumn shrugged, "Well, we could always move on and torment...the defective detective!"

"Who's that?" Thorn asked.

Autumn pointed at Yusuke, "That's my nickname for him because he's an idiot."

"Ha-ha! That's a good nickname for you, Urameshi!" Kuwabara pointed and laughed at Yusuke.

Yusuke glared at Autumn, "You are really annoying."

"Thank you ever so much!" Autumn said in a sweet voice.

Thorn looked thoughtful, "So is that like a hobby of yours? Coming up with nicknames for everyone?"

"I guess you could say that." Autumn nodded.

Hinote decided to add to that, "Not just any nicknames, they're really annoying nicknames."

"I have an idea!" Yusuke announced.

Autumn, Thorn, and Flash started to clap enthusiastically. Hinote soon caught on and also clapped. Kurama coughed to hide his laughter. Hiei smirked and Kuwabara was confused. Yusuke glared at everyone.

"My idea is that we can have a contest to see who can come up with the best nicknames."

Flash looked interested, "What do we win?"

"Oh! I have something that can be a prize!" Thorn left the room for a moment and came back with a gold necklace that had a light blue jewel pendant on it. It was emitting a bright light from the jewel.

"SHINY!" Autumn yelled and pointed at it.

Kurama put his hands up palm out. "I don't want to take part in this."

"So you and I can be the judges!" Thorn announced.

Kurama nodded in agreement. Yusuke pointed at Kurama, "Now don't go giving free points to your little girlfriend just because she said you were cute."

"Yusuke!" Kurama yelled as Autumn threw a loaf of bread at the defective detective.

Thorn clapped her hands, "So let's get this contest started!"

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