Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Terrible Two ❯ A Game Played Only For Adults ( Chapter 5 )

The Terrible Two Chapter Five: A Game Played Only For Adults

Bakudan woke up the next morning, only to find that the moon was still there. That surprised him. I thought Ningenkai was sun most of the time! He thought to himself. He jumped out of the bed, and crawled out the room. He sniffed around for Kurama. He could smell him, but it was a little difficult because Kurama smelled like flowers and the place had tons and tons of flowers in it. It didn't help too much that his sense of smell hadn't fully developed, either. He sniffed around the hallways. Really, the house was not big, but to a creature that was not even a foot long, it was pretty big. He couldn't find him. Every time he was sure he found him, it was a plant or a flower or something Kurama owned. He finally decided that if he could smell Hiei, he would probably find Kurama. Bakudan sniffed the air, this time for Hiei's sent. He smelled him down the other hallway. He scampered down it and around the corner. He peaked into the room, which happened to be the living room. He couldn't tell much, except that they were both sound asleep, and were on floor, on a blanket. They had shared a blanket on top, too. Hiei was tight in Kurama's arms. They both looked content. Bakudan crawled over to them as quietly as he could. They look so calm and peaceful, but how can they be in this temperature? It is boiling around the two, and there is a strange smell. And I can't even get to close; I think my tail will go on fire. I don't like heat. And what is that smell? Bakudan sniffed the air surrounding the two demon lovers. Oh hot, hot air! Bakudan scowled. He couldn't get close enough to tell what the smell was, and he was very curious. He was different than most cats or dogs, because he hated the heat and preferred cold. But, he was very much like them because he was very curious. His mind felt like it was twisting and turning trying to figure out which one he should obey: His curiosity or his heat 'allergy'. He then got a brilliant idea! Kurama's hair was long, and it was long enough that he could reach out and pull it and it wouldn't be to hot… Bakudan reached out, and grabbed one of Kurama's rosy red locks. Kurama stirred, but didn't open his eyes. Bakudan pulled harder. "Wake up, Kurama!" Bakudan whispered.

"Hnn… Hiei, I… Hiei I really like… Hnn…" Kurama moaned.

"Kurama!" Bakudan said, quieter than a normal voice, but to loud to be a whisper.

"Hnn…" Kurama then opened his eyes to see the tips of Hiei's hair, and he felt his own hair being pulled rather hard. "Ow!" He looked up to see Bakudan. "Oh, Bakudan! Dear, what do you need?" Kurama was still somewhat half asleep.

"I am not a dear, I am a Nihome!" Bakudan said. "I want to know when I can have breakfast and when you and Hiei-"

"I thought you were going to call me mother or mom and Hiei father or dad or something." Kurama winked.

"Uhh… When are you and Dad are getting up, and when I am going to have breakfast, and what that smell is around you two, and why it is so hot around here?" Bakudan blushed because Kurama began to giggle.

"'Dad' and I will be getting up in a few hours, and you will have breakfast when we get up. And you are to small to know what the smell is and why it is so hot."

"Well, I am not tired anymore. What am I going to do?" Bakudan pouted. He wanted to know the answer to his questions.

"Then I guess I could tuck you in, but you would have to wait outside for a minute…" Kurama said.

"I don't want to go to bed!" Bakudan wailed.

"Shh…" Kurama put his finger to his lips. "We don't want to wake up Hiei. Well, at least you don't. I can, but he might get mad at you."

"Why will he get mad at me and not at you?" Bakudan protested.

"Well, I won't wake him up by yelling at him. You just wait out in the hall for about two minutes, and I will find some way to entertain you. Bakudan scowled, and folded his arms, but he did as commanded and went out in the hall. Kurama smiled, and turned back to his sleeping youkai. He placed a quick kiss on Hiei's warm lips. Hiei smiled in his sleep. Kurama knew that would not work. He then gave Hiei a warm, tender kiss and gently bit his lip. Hiei opened his eyes.

"Hn. Crazy Kitsune, what do you want now?" Hiei asked playfully. Hiei began to stroke Kurama's face.

"Actually, I want you to get up with me. I thought we could play a game…"

"What kind of a game?" Hiei asked with a sneaky grin on his face. Hiei kissed Kurama hard, forcing Kurama to put his head down, and Hiei was sitting up to give it to him. Kurama enjoyed the kiss and all, but Hiei was getting the wrong idea.

When Hiei finally broke the kiss, Kurama tried to tell him what he meant. "I mean, Bakudan is awake, and I don't want him to cause any trouble, and besides, he is bored." Hiei's grinning face and caressing hands then stopped. Hiei's lips moved into a bitter frown, and he took his hands off of Kurama. He rolled over, back facing Kurama.

"No. It is to early to play children games."

"Hiei, you are being a child right this very moment!" Kurama said. Hiei's foot began to move, and Kurama could tell he was thinking.

"I am not being a child, children don't play adult games. I want to play the most adult game of all!" Hiei said.

"Hiei, I am sorry, but this was one of the things about getting Bakudan: Less time with one another alone. We need to be with Bakudan as well." Hiei growled a bit. "Hiei, you promised you would take the responsibilities of a parent. I want this to be easy, but if you make it hard it cannot be easy. Please Hiei!"

"Kurama, can I tell you something of my opinion?" Hiei asked innocently. Kurama was shocked that Hiei did not yell at his response.

"Sure, Hiei. What is it?" Kurama asked. Hiei rolled back over to face Kurama.

"We are both now the parents of Bakudan, so we each should set up rules for him. Any good parent does that. They don't just let them do whatever they like, despite what they want. I am sure a normal mother and father would not let their child jump up and down on top of their heads, pull their hair, wake them up in the middle of the night for no reason other than they are bored, am I right?" Kurama nodded. "We are going to set rules up for Bakudan. I will get up with you and we will go and talk to Bakudan about these rules, not play a game. We don't want him getting into the habit of thinking that if he wakes up in the middle of the night and comes to us, we will play a game with him. What kind of creature is a Nihome again?"

"A Nihome is 1/4th dog, 1/4th fox, 1/4th cat…"

"You can stop there. Cats get into habits and routines, and I don't want him to get into any bad ones."

"I understand Hiei, but we can't talk to him tonight, because we need to get these rules straight. We can't just go in there and talk to him and make them up as we go along, because we will probably have a disagreement, and he may get confused, and we want to make sure he knows the rules good."

"Hn. Then what do you suppose we do?" Kurama closed his eyes, and kissed Hiei passionately. Hiei closed his eyes, and held Kurama close to him. Kurama released Hiei.

"I want you to talk to him. Answer anything that you want to answer, but remember that he is only a child. Don't answer anything to, well…"

"I know what you are talking about. Fine, I will talk to him, but only because you asked me to." He stood up.

"And, uhh… Hiei? Put some cloths on." Kurama laughed. Hiei grabbed his cloak and threw it on. He walked out the room, into the hallway where Bakudan was impatiently tapping his foot.

"Where's mom?" He asked flatly.

"Mom?" Hiei said exasperated.

"Kurama? Duh?" Bakudan said.

"He asked me to come and talk to you. Come on." Hiei headed back to what was now Bakudan's room, and Bakudan followed sulking. When they got there, Hiei helped Bakudan onto the bed. "He asked me to answer your questions."

"What was it I smelled when I was around you and Kurama and why was it so hot?" Bakudan asked excitedly.

"Hn. That was a game Kurama and I played, but children can't play."

"A game children cannot play?" Bakudan was now interested. "Games are for children, right?"

"Not all games. This game is strictly for adults, and if I ever catch you playing it while you are still young you will regret it." Hiei said.

"But what is it?"

"I can't tell you. Any other questions?"

"No… Wait, yes! How can I go to sleep?"

"Think about what tomorrow might bring, and think about what you are confused about." Hiei said. "Good night." He walked out of the room, back to his fox lover.

Short chapter, I know. Uhh… OK! Yeah. I hate my little sister. Is there any older sister who doesn't hate their little sister though? Hmm.. I don't know any. Probably because I only know little sisters, pretty much and they have older brothers. I decided this was a good ending point for the chapter, so I ended it there. I need reviews telling me if I should change the rating to R or not, because I don't know… I am starting to think I should. I think I will, unless I get enough reviews telling me not to and WHY.

The next chapter will be nice and long, I promise! I REALLY DO!!! Bye-Chu!