Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Terrible Two ❯ Time Charts ( Chapter 6 )

The Terrible Two Chapter Six: Time Charts

NOTE: Ok, I know no one cares about my little comments, but oh well to bad I'm gonna write them anyway. I like to write them. Like, I'm sure if Yoshihiro Togashi wrote little notes before every chapter in YYH, you would just LOVE to read them and anticipate them every time you got the next book. Well, look at it this way - I'm Yoshihiro Togashi (only I'm Otaku Hoshi), and I am making little comments about my manga (or fanfiction in my case), answering questions (even though in my case I don't get asked any questions), waiting and getting excited for fan art and feed back for my story (I don't get like any feedback on my stories and I get my fan art for my stories from myself, which isn't really fan art). This chapter may not be long like I promised cause I don't exactly know what I'm gonna write about. We'll see at the end of this chapter. ONE MORE THING! I'm not mad at my sister anymore ^.^ and if you like this story, read her story made after this. Like, its made from my story The Terrible Two. Her user name is Kage_Noroino (btw she's only on mediaminer.org), and make sure you review that story, if not for her, for me!!!!! Oh yes ONE LAST THING!: you fanfiction.net people are not reviewing which is really very funny cause you are supposed to be the ones that review! I got 0 reviews from you on this story! Live up to you're reputation and review, people!!!!

Breakfast… Lunch… Dinner… ICE CREAM! Was the first thing that ran through Bakudan's mind when he woke up. He didn't want the thing he smelled coming from the kitchen, it smelled like old meet that maybe some demon had drooled on. Not healthy. No. He wanted something better - Something like ICE CREAM! He bounded into the kitchen, where he saw Hiei kissing Kurama's neck as Kurama cooked something. Bakudan scowled at Hiei. Why did Kurama let him do that to him? He was to good for Hiei, didn't he see that?

"Hiei, it is much easier to cook while you do this… It makes it more enjoyable…" He truly loved his Koorime, and the soft pressure made every inch of his body feel refreshed. He moaned a bit as Hiei continued his work on him… Kurama then noticed Bakudan. "Oh, good morning Bakudan!" Hiei scowled at Bakudan who had just interrupted his and Kurama's moment together. Bakudan growled as he walked into the kitchen. "Is there something wrong?"

"No." Bakudan then scampered over to Kurama, and ran up and sat on his shoulder, blocking Kurama's neck from Hiei. Bakudan snuggled up to Kurama, and tried to ignore Hiei's sent on him. Hiei glared at the Nihome child, and he glared right back. Kurama just wished they could get along… They hadn't even been living in the same house for 24 hours and they already hated each other!

"I hope you realize that you are to young for Kurama." Hiei mocked at Bakudan, his eyes already welled up with tears.

"What the heck was that supposed to mean??? DO YOU THINK I WANT TO LICK HIS NECK??!! GUESS AGAIN, THREE EYES!" Bakudan shouted. Kurama winced because Bakudan had just shrilled in his ear with his high pitch town. Hiei's eyes seemed to have fire in them…

"Well you sure seem jealous at me and Kurama's relationship, the way you glared at us. And the way you purposely blocked me from Kurama. Are all Nihome so stupid?" Hiei was angry, but Bakudan's face suddenly showed equal rage as Hiei's eyes.

"You can make your stupid jokes about Kurama and me, but never EVER make fun of the Nihome!" Bakudan jumped off Kurama's shoulder (accidentally leaving little claw marks in Kurama's skin) and pounced on Hiei's face. Hiei grabbed his tail and pulled at him, wincing at the pain that Bakudan's little cat claws, which made him feel like his face was burning. He felt the blood trickle down his cheeks.

"Let go of me, you stupid creature!" Hiei yelled, giving Bakudan's tail an extra tug.

"DON'T INSULT ME!" Bakudan let go with one hand, but he slashed at the place Hiei's Jagan Eye was. Hiei shouted out in pain, and let go of Bakudan's tail. Bakudan jumped back to Kurama's shoulders. Hiei let himself fall to his knees. Blood began to splatter all over the floor from his Jagan Eye. Hiei felt cold and rather empty. Stupid Nihome…

"Bakudan." Kurama said angrily, "Don't ever scratch Hiei's Jagan again." The tone in Kurama's voice made Bakudan scared, and he jumped off of Kurama and ran out the hall. "Hiei, are you all right?" Kurama knelt down next to Hiei.

"What do you think?" Hiei spat. "If one of your eyes just got slashed, and then add more pain because it was a Jagan… You wouldn't be in the greatest of moods either, fox!"

"Ok, I am going to get you something to rap that in." Kurama said quickly, getting to his feet and ripping a piece of cloth from a long rag. He wet it with ice cold water. "Lay down." Hiei obeyed, and lie down on his back. Kurama began to wipe the blood away from his eye. The cold made Hiei shiver, but to look into the beautiful, tender, caring eyes of Kurama was well worth it. All the pain… Those eyes soothed him so much. Almost to much… He needed something that wasn't very nice in his life. Something to make it more amusing… But Kurama was certainly not that person. Of course, Kurama was the best thing Hiei could ever hope for. "I am so sorry Hiei, maybe this isn't a good idea… I mean, I don't want you to be hurt by-"

"No." Hiei smirked. "I like him. Don't get rid of him." Kurama was surprised by Hiei's comment, as was Bakudan who was of course listening from around the corner.

It seems like Hiei likes me more than Kurama… Kurama wouldn't think twice about getting rid of me if Hiei wanted me gone… But Hiei doesn't want me gone! Bakudan was hurt that Kurama didn't love him as much as he thought he did. But of course, they had barely met. He peeked at Hiei who was getting cared for by Kurama. This was going to be a competition for him and Hiei, and Bakudan loved competitions. But, competitions are organized, so Bakudan was going to make a schedule at what happened today, which by Ningenkai standards, he knew, was Sunday.

~* 7:30: I think Hiei and Kurama get up, but I can't be sure cause I'm not up then. But from now on I will be.

8:15 Breakfast is ready. Plan: Eat better than Hiei, and eat even what I don't like.

9:00 free time, do whatever. Kurama does paper work; Hiei watches TV and eats candy. I'll wait patiently with Hiei; maybe get some of his candy.

10:00 Certain TV shows come on, Hiei and Kurama watch them and make me go out of the room cause they say I'm not old enough yet (but I am). I'll listen, but not tell them I am so I don't get in trouble.

12:00 finally the stupid TV shows are over. Hiei and Kurama go outside and go to places, and I come. Parks and places. I guess I get to play freely, that's what Kurama says for me to do.

3:00 come home and Kurama makes us all a very late lunch. I am starving, so I eat every bite.

3:30 clean the house. Try not to get bored and do something else.

4:30 free time. Do whatever.

6:30 Help Kurama with dinner while Hiei lays there being lazy.

7:00 Eat dinner. Eat all of it, and give compliments while Hiei just stuffs his face.

7:45 Watch a movie.

9:30 my bedtime, I have to go to sleep. Try to sneak and see what's up with Hiei and Kurama.

That was what was written on Bakudan's list for Sunday. He had a fun day, and was excited for the next day. Sadly, it was not like he was expecting… He was awoken by the sound of Kurama's voice talking to Hiei. "Good bye, my Hiei! See you this afternoon!" Bakudan ran to see what was going on, but all he saw was Hiei sitting on the couch, looking out the window.

"So there you are." Hiei said to Bakudan. "Kurama has gone to work, he will be back in about six hours." Bakudan couldn't believe his ears, not one out of the four.

"So what do we do till then?!" Bakudan was horrified at the news.

"We wait." Hiei curled up on the couch and closed his eyes. A nice nap would do him good… He then heard Bakudan scream.

"Wh- what the hell is that!?" Hiei looked fast, only to see Kurosuke walking towards him.

"That's my pet, Kurosuke. You're ¼ cat, why are you scared of one?" Kurosuke jumped up to Hiei, and he scratched her behind the ears. She purred loudly.

"I have never seen one before…" Bakudan looked closely at Kurosuke. It was as big as him!!! It was black, which came as a total surprise. Black haired Nihome were rare, but if you ever lay eyes on one, they really were a sight to see. Bakudan had never seen one himself…

"I am going to sleep. While I am sleeping, do not touch anything." Hiei closed his eyes.

"Lazy bum. You just woke up and are going back to sleep."

"I have been up for about two hours, and while Kurama is not here there is nothing interesting to do. Nothing is fun. Now leave me alone." Hiei rolled over, back facing Bakudan.

You got that right, no Kurama equals no fun. Bakudan lie next to the couch, and rolled up into a ball. He couldn't sleep, though. He tried to think about something, like what his parents might be doing right now. His mom was pretty. She had silver, straight hair. She wore it in a ponytail that reached her hips. Her eyes were royal blue. He had her eyes… Her eyes shape reminded him of Kurama's, but the color was very different. She was very, very tall and had a perfect body shape. Yes, she was very pretty indeed… But thinking of his mom did not comfort him, after all, she had died protecting him from another demon. He didn't even know what his dad looked like; he had died years before he was born! That would seem like something stupid to say to Kurama or Hiei though… Of course, they didn't know it took at least fourteen years for a Nihome child to be born. If you had a brother who was only a few years younger, then it means that when the two Nihome mated that the mother had had two babies in her the whole time, just one came out first. Bakudan rolled over to look at what was now his father - A stupid, short, rotten, half Koorime. He stuck his tongue out at him. Stupid… He was sure that his real dad was probably much better. Definitely not as lazy… Taller too. What could Kurama see in him? True, Kurama was no match for his real mother (at least as a mother), but Kurama was the best thing he had seen in a long time. No one had cared for him since Kurama… Unless maybe Hiei liked him. Well, even if that was the case, he sure didn't like him. No. Kurama loved Hiei more than him, so he couldn't like Hiei. Bakudan began to think about what he would and could do better than Hiei, and then next thing he knew, he was being shaken awake by the fire demon himself.

"Wake up, chibi-neko." Bakudan stared at Hiei. Had he just called him small cat? Yes, he most certainly had. Bakudan rubbed his eyes, beginning to wake up. He couldn't decide whether to be mad at hit him, or be happy that Hiei had thought of a nickname, kind of like fox to Kurama. "Lunch is ready."

"Why chibi-neko?" Bakudan followed Hiei across the hallway to the kitchen.

"Would you prefer chibi-neko-inu-kitsune-ningen?" Hiei said sarcastically. "Or maybe even chibi-neko-inu-kitsune-ningen-youkai." Hiei was confusing Bakudan, and his head was beginning to hurt. They arrived in the kitchen. Bakudan almost laughed at what he saw. It was left over from what Kurama had made the night before, along with some instant Raman noodles Hiei had just made.

"You really can't cook, can you?" Bakudan giggled as Hiei just grabbed some chopsticks and began to eat.

"Eat it, or I'll throw it away and you'll go hungry." Hiei was serious; he didn't like someone as small as Bakudan provoking him like that. Bakudan shrugged and began to eat.

Monday: 7:30 Kurama goes to work, and you really need to get up so you can say have a good day to him.

7:31 Hiei goes to sleep. You might as well go to sleep too, seeing as, like Hiei says, there is nothing better to do

11:00 from now on, you will not sleep this long. Hiei makes lunch. There never was breakfast. That sux.

11:30 lunch is done, Hiei watches TV and eats candy. He's gonna get fat. I don't want to get fat.

1:00 Hiei turns off the TV and turns on hot bath water, but he doesn't get in. That's weird. I'll watch.

Bakudan eyed his list so far for Monday. He really did wonder why Hiei was getting bath water running… He watched as Hiei felt the temperature, and then shook his head, and did something with the knobs. It went on like that until Bakudan heard the front door open. Bakudan knew this must mean Kurama is home! He ran down the stairs as fast as he could, and at first Hiei was behind him. But not for long. When he turned the corner to see Kurama, Hiei was already there and Kurama was giving him kisses galore. "Nn… Hiei… I missed you…"

"What about me?" Bakudan said shyly, and walked over to the two lovers.

"I missed you too, Bakudan." Kurama picked him up and cuddled him a little bit. Hiei was getting bored, so he tapped Kurama on the shoulder.

"I have a present for you." Hiei said proudly to Kurama. Bakudan did not suspect this. Hiei had not done anything or said anything about a present! He should have one too… Hiei pulled Kurama up the stairs and into the bathroom. Bakudan followed, but before he could walk in, Hiei shut the door on him. He felt like crying, but he didn't.

"Oh Hiei, is this, are you going to…"

"I made a hot bath for you. Get in, I am going to clean you." Hiei pretended like this was nothing and it was boring him, but he was having the time of his life as Kurama slowly removed every piece of clothing from his beautiful body. Kurama slipped into the bathtub, and purred at the warmth. It wasn't to hot, but not at all to cold. Hiei had gotten it just perfect… Kurama relaxed in the water. Hiei reached his hands into the water and got them wet, and then put them on Kurama's back. He began to massage it, up and down… Kurama moaned at Hiei's touch. He loved his hands, they were so beautiful, and tough, yet warm and soft at the same time… They moved all over his body, and Kurama enjoyed himself too much, oh too much…

*** "It took you long enough." Bakudan said as Hiei and Kurama walked out of the bathroom. Kurama looked like he had just seen heaven and was still in it (meaning very happy not very dead), and Hiei looked like nothing had happened. "What did you do?"

"Nothing." Hiei responded. "Absolutely nothing."

"Sure." Bakudan didn't believe him, but would you?

1:30 Kurama returns home

2:30 I don't know but today they were in the bathroom the whole time

3:40 go outside and play a lot

4:00 come back inside, and have free time

6:00 dinner is ready, we eat dinner (eat all of it, Hiei is still eating bad)

6:40 help with dishes as best as you can

7:00 watch a movie

9:30 my bedtime, I go to sleep. Kurama read me a bedtime story, it was cool.

That will be the last chapter I write in any of my fanfiction for a long time, I am afraid. I need some time away from writing. I also know this chapter wasn't good like all the rest, but that doesn't mean flames (I haven't gotten any yet, please don't give any to me). Hope at least someone enjoyed it… Bye-Chu… to tired to do anything else… Must say I am excited for the two more Hiei X Kurama doujinshi I recently ordered… Should be coming on Monday (today is Saturday). I am broke… Money for the poor people… Kidding… What's a twelve year old to do…? Bye-Chu…