Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Yu Yu Hakusho Torture Realm ❯ Kuwabara, cats, and marriage proposals ( Chapter 2 )

Wow! Three reviews already, I am sooo happy…hehe! But, thanks for the reviews; I am glad you guys enjoyed it………this next chapter is for you! I feel bad for everyone but Mei in this chapter………rabid fangirls are not people you take lightly.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the yyh guys, although I would love to own Kuwa-kun *giggles madly*! I also dun own Tenchi or any of the other anime characters used in this fic. You wouldn't want to sue me; all you get is a gum wrapper, a button, and two dollars.

The Yu Yu Hakusho Torture Realm

Tenchi: Hey! Welcome to TYYHTR! Before we get to the torturee, let me finish this.

Mei: But, I don't want to torturee him.

Tenchi: We have to, but I will let you have extra questions time.

Mei: OK! KuwaKuwaKuwa!!!! Kuwabara!

*Bit Cloud from Zoids Zero walks through the realm entrance*

Bit: Hey, is this the place for the co hosting gig?

Tenchi: Yeah, take a seat.

Bit: Uh………what are you doing to her? *He asks pointing to Tenchi, who is busily duck taping Mei to her chair*

Tenchi: She is a mega fangirl of our torturee for the day.

Mei: Kuwa…Kuwa!

Bit: Oh, who is it? Kurama or Hiei?

Tenchi: Nah, those two are next in line, today our guest is Kazuma Kuwabara!

Bit: *Begins rolling on the floor laughing* Bahaha! The ugly tall redhead! She likes him.

*Mei stops screaming for Kuwabara and the room gets eerily silent*

Tenchi: Oh no, not again.

*A vein is popping in her forehead, when things begin going into the air. They start flying around in a circle around the room*

Bit: What is going on?

Tenchi: *Whispering in Bit's ear* Hurry and apologize before she gets really mad. Do you want to know what happened to the last guy that made front of Kuwabara in her face?

Bit: Ok, ok, I'm sorry. Kuwabara isn't an idiot.

Mei: *Calms down* It's ok.

Tenchi: Mei, one thing……… how does Bit know about why he is here, and Spike didn't?

Mei: Well, Bit isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, and I hate to say it……..but neither is Kuwa-kun. So I thought that it would be nice to have people of somewhat equal intellect together. And, if I didn't explain it to Bit, he would prolly get as scared as the torturee.

Tenchi: Ok, and now to our guest. The belligerent redhead, Kazuma Kuwabara.

Mei: KuwaKuwaKuwa!!!

*Kuwabara suddenly pops in front of them*

Kuwabara: Hey, where am I?

Tenchi: Mei's Torture Realm.

Kuwabara: What's that?

*Mei begins chewing away at the duck tape holding her down*

Tenchi: Well, it is like a………

*Before he could finish a blur ran across the room and clinged a hold of Kuwabara*

Kuwabara: Uh………

Tenchi: Don't worry, she won't do anything. She is just your biggest fangirl.

Kuwabara: Uh, fangirl?

Mei: Kuwa, Kuwa, Kuwa!!!

Tenchi: Yeah... she is one of your biggest fans. You know, fans. You are her favorite spirit detective.

Kuwabara: Ok.

Tenchi: Now to the questions, Bit do you have any?

Bit: Yeah, I think so. Kuwabara, why do you like kittens so much?

Kuwabara: What's wrong with that? I just love them, especially my lil Eikichi.

Mei: *Coming to a lil reality* Hey, yeah... that's a great idea. Kuwabara and Eikichi, kawaiiness!

*Suddenly a small kitten popped out of no where*

Kuwabara: Eikichi! Come here.

Mei: Awww... so very kawaii!

*The lil kitten ran to his daddy, and jumped into his outstretched arms. Kuwabara picked it up and started playing with it.*

Mei: *Still clinging to Kuwabara's leg.* So very Kawaii! I think I like him more!

Bit: I'm seriously freaked now.

Mei: Shadup! I think it is kawaii.

Tenchi: Yeah, it is pretty funny. I mean, the kitten reminds me of Ryo-ohki.

*Kuwabara is still playing with Eikichi when Tenchi started his question.*

Tenchi: So…….

Mei: My turn……..my turn!

Tenchi: Ok, go ahead.

Mei: First, can we let Eikichi go back for a lil bit?

Kuwabara: Ok, just make sure she doesn't get hurt.

*There was a pop and Eikichi was gone again.*

Mei: Ok, Kuwabara, will you marry me?!

Kuwabara: What o.O?

Mei: Marry me! Marry me!

Kuwabara: Sorry I can't.

Mei: *Tears forming in eyes*

Kuwabara: My heart belongs to another.

Mei: Wahhhh! Wahhhhh! *The room starts to flood with her tears.

Tenchi: Shh, it's ok. He was kidding ok?

Mei: Sniff... ok. I just want to marry him.

Tenchi: Next time, ok.

Mei: Ok... *Reclings onto Kuwabara*

Tenchi: That brings me to my question. So you really love Yukina?

Kuwabara: *Sweat pours down face* I would answer that, but Everytime I do Hiei attacks me. I don't know why.

Mei: It's ok, Kuwa-kun. We have Hiei proofed the room, so he can't get it. I am here to protect you!

Kuwabara: Ok. Yeah, I love Yukina more than everything!

Bit: So, are you going to ask her to marry you?

Kuwabara: *Turning red and scratching the back of his head* Yeah, one day I hope so.

Mei: Kuwabara, just sit there. We will be back.

*Mei lets go and grabs Tenchi and Bit. They go behind the wall.*

Tenchi: Why the sudden change in attitude?

Mei: He said he wanted to marry her and not me. *She threw the two guys the special glasses. They placed them on and looked ahead.*

*Yukina had appeared in front of Kuwabara.*

Kuwabara: Yukina-san! I thought I wouldn't see you anymore! This girl she took me, and...

Yukina: Kazuma, I have something to tell you.

Kuwabara: What, Yukina-san?

Yukina: I don't think we should see each other anymore.

Kuwabara: What! Yukina, Yukina!

Yukina: No, I am serious, I love someone else.

Kuwabara: Who?

Yukina: Hiei!

Kuwabara: What?! (remember he doesn't know Hiei is Yukina's brother, and he hates Hiei)

Bit: This is sad, I mean he doesn't even know that Hiei is...

Mei: Shut up, I want to see what he does.

*Kuwabara just stands there. He is so shocked by what Yukina had told him. He doesn't move. Finally he sits there.*

Mei: Ok, that's enough torture for poor Kuwabara.

Tenchi: I thought you were mad at him...

Mei: I could never stay mad at Kuwa-kun!

Bit: *Sweatdrop* Oookkayy.

*They go over to where he was sitting. Mei hangs on to him where Tenchi and Bit just look on.*

Bit: What's wrong with him?

*Kuwabara is rocking back and forth and keeps muttering something*

Kuwabara: Yukina...

Tenchi: I think we got him in some trouble. It may take him a while to recover.

Bit: Okay...

Mei: *Pulling off Kuwabara's uniform jacket* Hehe!

Tenchi: Mei, what are you doing?

Mei: Keeping his jacket. I love Kuwa-kun!

Bit: Okayyy...

Tenchi: Well, I am Tenchi.

Mei: And I am Mei!

Tenchi: Tune in next time for out next torturee, Hiei!

Mei: I love Kuwabara!

Tenchi and Bit: *Sweatdrop*

Tenchi: Let's get him out of here.

Bit: Ok.

Credits:

Host: Mei(Ash)

Co Host: Tenchi Masaki

Guest Co Host: Bit Cloud

Torturee: Kazuma Kuwabara

Guest: Eikichi