Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Yu Yu Hakusho Torture Realm ❯ Hiei, flames, and unknown pregnancies ( Chapter 3 )

Wow! I can't believe all these reviews I am getting! I'm happy you guys are enjoying it! I am sooooo excited, I finally get to torture Hiei *Evil smile spreads across face* Also, I forgot to mention something, the last chapter was dedicated to aiikachi! This chapter is dedicated to Kyra Windwood, who seems to like Hiei! I feel bad for him in this chapter, he is going to get tortured...lol!

Disclaimer: I don't own any yyh character, although I want Kuwabara! I also dun own Tenchi or anyone else, except Mei. You don't want to sue me, you'll just get some loose leaf paper and a few pencils.

The Yu Yu Hakusho Torture Realm

Mei: Welcome to another installment of TYYHTR! I am still recovering from our guest yesterday, but I am better now. *She says wearing Kuwabara's uniform jacket*

Tenchi: I can't believe that you took his jacket.

Mei: But, now I can smell Kuwabara whenever I like!

Tenchi: Okay *Sweatdrops*

Mei: Before we get to the torturee, let's introduce our special guest!

Tenchi: From Outlaw Star, Gene Starwind!

*Gene suddenly pops up*

Gene: How did I get here?

Tenchi: Well you need to help us interview the YYH guys.

Mei: Yeah, this is my torture realm! It gets interesting...

Gene: Ok, but hi, who are you? *He says pointing to Mei*

Mei: Oh, I am just the host, Mei.

Gene: Well, Mei, this is a nice p realm you got here.

Mei: *Giggling* Well, it is nothing really.

Tenchi: Cough, cough, back to the torturee, today we have the not-so-tall, fire demon, Hiei!

*Hiei suddenly pops into the room, looking very annoyed*

Hiei: What am I doing here?

*Starts to pull out his kantana, but notices it is gone*

Hiei: Where is my sword!

Mei: We took it away for...uh safety measures!

Hiei: Hn.

Tenchi: Yeah, we don't want anyone to get hurt.

Hiei: Now, why am I here again?

Mei: We brought you here to ask you useless questions and then torture you.

Tenchi: Yeah, we were just wondering some stuff about you.

Hiei: Hn.

Mei: Is that all you say?

Hiei: No, baka ningen.

Mei: Okayyy...

Hiei: Wait a second *points to Mei* whose jacket is that? It looks rather big for you...

Mei: Wow, you do say more that three words. *Eyes get a funny glazed look* It is Kuwabara's! *Passes out*

Hiei: Why would she wear that idiot's clothing?

Tenchi: She is a big Kuwabara fan...

Hiei: That idiot!

*Mei suddenly regains consciousness*

Mei: Don't you make fun of my Kuwa-kun!

Hiei: Don't tell me what to do! *His hands start to get red*

Gene: Uh guys, what is he doing?

Mei: *A wicked smile spreads across her face* I wouldn't want to try that do you know what happens when you let go of those blasts.

Hiei: Hn, baka, of course I do! You and your stupid realm burns down!

Mei: No, the sprinklers turn on!

*Hiei's hands turn back to normal and he takes a seat*

Mei: That's what I thought, now to the questions.

*Tenchi bends over and whispers in her ear*

Tenchi: I didn't know we had sprinklers...

Mei: We don't, but I was hoping that he hated water.

Tenchi: Okayy... you risked our lives on a bluff.

Mei: Shut up! It worked, didn't it?

Tenchi: Anyway, Gene do you have any questions?

Gene: Yeah, why don't you tell Yukina that you are her brother?

*A vein in his temple began twitching. His hands turned red again, but this time he wasn't going to let up*

Mei: Oh great, he is really is going to do it this time.

*Hiei send the fire straight towards Gene. Luckily, he knew what was coming and ducked. A curtain got hit, and immediately burst into flames*

Hiei: Hn. I thought that you said sprinklers were coming on. *His hands turned red again*

Tenchi: Someone needs to stop him before he destroys the whole place.

*A cloud appeared over the room and it began raining over Hiei. Needless to say, the flames were out. A new curtain quickly replaced the burnt one.*

Mei: Ha! See, they just take a while to get turned on.

*Gene had crawled under his chair in fear of his life*

*Hiei sat down again*

Tenchi: Smooth move...

Mei: Thanks.

Tenchi: Ok, my question, why do you use that sword when you have all those other attacks?

Hiei: Hn, moron! When I don't feel like wasting my energy on weaklings like you, that is when I do it.

Mei: Ok, my turn *An even eviler smile than earlier spread across her face*

Hiei: Hn.

Mei: Do you have a thing with Kurama?

Hiei: What!

Mei: Yeah, everyone knows it...

Hiei: There is nothing going on between us!

Tenchi: Sure... I really believe you.

Hiei: Do you want me to get out the flames again!

Gene(in a high pitched voice): *Still hiding under his chair* No!

Mei: May I remind you of what happens when something catches fire... I know that you don't like water.

Hiei: Hn.

Tenchi: Gene, do you have any more questions?

Gene(in another high voice): No!

Mei: Yeah, Hiei, not to be mean, but why are you vertically inclined?

Hiei: What! Why I out to...

Mei: What, get wet again *She began laughing*

*Hiei didn't say anything in reply*

Tenchi: Wow! For the first time in his life, Hiei didn't have anything to say.

Mei: We have witnessed a miracle.

*Holds hands up to the sky*

Tenchi: Ok, can we get to the torture now?

Mei: Oh yeah, I forgot! Let's do it.

*She pulls Gene on the other side of the wall*

Gene: He is going to try and kill me again!

Mei: No, don't worry we are going to get back at him. Especially for all the times that he made fun of poor Kuwa-kun!

Gene: Ok!

*They put on the special glasses, and Mei pushed the switch*

Hiei: Hn. Those stupid ningens, oh well, I am back. That was weird...

*Suddenly Kuwabara and Yukina ran up to him*

Hiei: Yukina...

Yukina: Yes, you are the last one for us to tell, but *She began blushing*

Hiei: What?

Yukina: Kazuma and I are getting married.

Hiei: What! Why would you want to marry that idiot!

Kuwabara: Hey!

Yukina: Why are you so mad Hiei? I mean, it isn't like we are related or anything. I don't know why you have something against him.

Hiei: Oh, it's nothing, sorry I mentioned it.

Mei: Wow! Hiei apologizing again! It is another miracle!

*Places hands up to the sky again*

Tenchi: Will you stop that!

Mei: *Smiling* Ok!

Gene and Tenchi: *Sweatdrop*

*Back to Hiei*

He was sat through the wedding, not saying anything. He was now at the reception sitting in a corner.

Mei: Man, this is one very antisocial guy!

Tenchi: Yeah, I mean, even more than Washu. And, she stays in her lab for most of the day.

Mei: Yeah... hmm, let's see what else happens to him. He picks on Kuwa-kun too much!

Gene and Tenchi: *Sweatdrop*

Gene: You are quite eccentric.

Mei: Thanks!

*Back to Hiei*

*Yukina stands up in front of the reciption.*

Yukina: I have an announcement to make... Well, um, yesterday Kazuma and I found out something very special.

*That seemed to spark Hiei's interests. He leaned closer to the front*

Yukina: Well, we found out that we are going to have a... a baby!

Hiei: What! They weren't even married yet, I swear I am going to tear apart that moron piece by piece!

Mei: Uh oh, better stop this before he gets the flames out again. *Pushes the red button, and everything turned to normal*

Tenchi: Uh, I don't want to go see him.

Gene: Me either...

*Hiei just stood there, and when Mei got closer noticed that his eye was twitching.*

Mei: Umm, Tenchi, Gene, take him into the room. He shouldn't do that much damage...

Tenchi: Ok...

*They moved him with no problems*

Mei: Well, tomorrow we will have Kurama! *Evil grin spreads across her face*

Tenchi: Yeah... I only hope we don't mess him up too much. I am Tenchi!

Mei: And I am Mei!

Credits:

Host: Mei(Ash)

Co Host: Tenchi Masaki

Guest Co Host: Gene Starwind

Torturee: Hiei

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