Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Things the Yu Yu Hakusho Characters Would Never Say ❯ Chapter One ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Deadly Wispers 
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.18.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 900 | Visits: 826 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.18.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 900 | Visits: 826 | Status: Completed
Quote of the Day: And from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell out die Ron die -- I'm just throwing them in the bin where they belong.
Hi people, I'm back with a new fan fiction! Things the Yu Yu Hakusho Characters Would Never Say/Do!
I think it'll only be a one-shot though. Well... Unless I get enough reviews asking for more! *looks hopeful* *crickets churping in the backround* All I can do now is hope. T-T
Anywho, I should get onto the chapter!
Disclaimer: I own the Yu Yu Hakusho game! The graphics are 'much' better then they say, I think they're a 'lot' better then some games for the GBA to tell you the truth! And I'm almost done! All I have to do is beet Toguro! I was SO close, all Toguro had was, like, one tiny, little, speck of sand sized bit left in his stamina and then Yusuke had to go and die! Damn Yusuke!
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Kuwabara: Have you ever noticed how much my hair looks like a french pastery?
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Kurama: Kuwabara, you are such and idiot!
Hiei: Now Kurama, we musnt make fun of poor Kuwabara.
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Kurama: *thinking* Must. Resist. Urge. To. Slap. Oh what the hell!
Boton: *slaps Kurama* Hentai!
Kurama: @o@ *anime style swerlly eyes* It was worth it
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Yusuke: Kuronue, would you like some beer?
Kuronue: No, beer is horrible! (read my other stories)
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Jin: Fun, I know not the meaning of this "fun".
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Kuwabara: O.O I got 100% on my science test!
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Kurama: 37%, Kuwabara got 100 and I got 37%! Oo
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Yukina: *kicks Puu* Damn rat!
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Yusuke: Hey, I got an e-mail!
Dear Mr. Urameshi,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?!
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Yusuke: Yep, and I hate beef cakes!
Kuwabara: Huh?
Yusuke: I have no idea why I just said that!
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Hiei: Yukina, I have something to tell you.
Yukina: What is it Hiei?
Hiei: I'm your brother.
Yukina: Oh, okay.
Hiei: You mean you're not shocked at all by this?
Yukina: Uh, no. Not really.
Hiei: Oo
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Hiei: Sweet snow is the root of all evil!
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Yusuke: How much sugar does it take to get to the moon?
Kuwabara: Uh, 3 1/2 cups.
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Kuwabara: Note to self: Do not punch vurtual railling.
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Boton: Note to self: Kill that kid.
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Hiei: Look, I captured a wee little girl!
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Hiei: An 'evil' petting zoo?
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Yusuke: It's like a big intern burito!
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Boton: Aw, look at the tiny, little extreme racers, aren't they the cutest?!
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Kurama: I don't know the way to heven, but I can point you in hell's direction.
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Kuwabara: Is it a 'public' secret ninja school?
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Kurama: That's so cute, the four star lady bug... 'of doom'.
Yusuke: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN!
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Kuronue: I wanna go to the Saherah Desert and hunt penguins with a fishing net!
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Yusuke: Yep, I'm talkin' ta penguins.
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Kurama: It helps if you don't fall on your butt.
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Hiei: On to Beljum! (sp?)
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Kuronue: Master, we wish to please you!
Kurama: That is why we must delet you!
Hiei: Oo
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Yusuke: Run, run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the Chicken Bread Man!
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Boton: Note to self: Rolling of of tables onto floors is not good for the butt.
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Kurama: And-a-librairy-is-a...
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Kuronue: This is better than a pie!
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Kuwabara: *is walking like Frankinstien* Wish. I. Could. Walk. Faster.
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Yusuke: I've got mud in my shorts... I hope it's mud.
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Kurama: 24 hours, that's almorst *counts on fingers* 3 days!
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Hiei: There are 5 fish in the sea, how many drown?
Kurama: Umm, 42.
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Yukina: *Kuwabara walks up* And there's the louser now!
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Hiei: So, tell me more about this "Music Television".
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And there you go1 A nice long chapter!
To tell you the truth, after the 1/3 of the chapter I just started writting down rendom quotes that I had written down, like the quote of the day! ^^
Anywho, go review! And tell me if I should make another chapter, if you do, put a quote in, I'm all out! ^__^;; If I get at least 5 reviews asking for a second chapter I 'might' think about writting one.
Hi people, I'm back with a new fan fiction! Things the Yu Yu Hakusho Characters Would Never Say/Do!
I think it'll only be a one-shot though. Well... Unless I get enough reviews asking for more! *looks hopeful* *crickets churping in the backround* All I can do now is hope. T-T
Anywho, I should get onto the chapter!
Disclaimer: I own the Yu Yu Hakusho game! The graphics are 'much' better then they say, I think they're a 'lot' better then some games for the GBA to tell you the truth! And I'm almost done! All I have to do is beet Toguro! I was SO close, all Toguro had was, like, one tiny, little, speck of sand sized bit left in his stamina and then Yusuke had to go and die! Damn Yusuke!
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
_______________________________________________________________
Kuwabara: Have you ever noticed how much my hair looks like a french pastery?
_______________________________________________________________
Kurama: Kuwabara, you are such and idiot!
Hiei: Now Kurama, we musnt make fun of poor Kuwabara.
_______________________________________________________________
Kurama: *thinking* Must. Resist. Urge. To. Slap. Oh what the hell!
Boton: *slaps Kurama* Hentai!
Kurama: @o@ *anime style swerlly eyes* It was worth it
_______________________________________________________________
Yusuke: Kuronue, would you like some beer?
Kuronue: No, beer is horrible! (read my other stories)
_______________________________________________________________
Jin: Fun, I know not the meaning of this "fun".
_______________________________________________________________
Kuwabara: O.O I got 100% on my science test!
_______________________________________________________________
Kurama: 37%, Kuwabara got 100 and I got 37%! Oo
_______________________________________________________________
Yukina: *kicks Puu* Damn rat!
_______________________________________________________________
Yusuke: Hey, I got an e-mail!
Dear Mr. Urameshi,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?!
_______________________________________________________________
Yusuke: Yep, and I hate beef cakes!
Kuwabara: Huh?
Yusuke: I have no idea why I just said that!
_______________________________________________________________
Hiei: Yukina, I have something to tell you.
Yukina: What is it Hiei?
Hiei: I'm your brother.
Yukina: Oh, okay.
Hiei: You mean you're not shocked at all by this?
Yukina: Uh, no. Not really.
Hiei: Oo
_______________________________________________________________
Hiei: Sweet snow is the root of all evil!
_______________________________________________________________
Yusuke: How much sugar does it take to get to the moon?
Kuwabara: Uh, 3 1/2 cups.
_______________________________________________________________
Kuwabara: Note to self: Do not punch vurtual railling.
_______________________________________________________________
Boton: Note to self: Kill that kid.
_______________________________________________________________
Hiei: Look, I captured a wee little girl!
_______________________________________________________________
Hiei: An 'evil' petting zoo?
_______________________________________________________________
Yusuke: It's like a big intern burito!
_______________________________________________________________
Boton: Aw, look at the tiny, little extreme racers, aren't they the cutest?!
_______________________________________________________________
Kurama: I don't know the way to heven, but I can point you in hell's direction.
_______________________________________________________________
Kuwabara: Is it a 'public' secret ninja school?
_______________________________________________________________
Kurama: That's so cute, the four star lady bug... 'of doom'.
Yusuke: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN!
_______________________________________________________________
Kuronue: I wanna go to the Saherah Desert and hunt penguins with a fishing net!
_______________________________________________________________
Yusuke: Yep, I'm talkin' ta penguins.
_______________________________________________________________
Kurama: It helps if you don't fall on your butt.
_______________________________________________________________
Hiei: On to Beljum! (sp?)
_______________________________________________________________
Kuronue: Master, we wish to please you!
Kurama: That is why we must delet you!
Hiei: Oo
_______________________________________________________________
Yusuke: Run, run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the Chicken Bread Man!
_______________________________________________________________
Boton: Note to self: Rolling of of tables onto floors is not good for the butt.
_______________________________________________________________
Kurama: And-a-librairy-is-a...
_______________________________________________________________
Kuronue: This is better than a pie!
_______________________________________________________________
Kuwabara: *is walking like Frankinstien* Wish. I. Could. Walk. Faster.
_______________________________________________________________
Yusuke: I've got mud in my shorts... I hope it's mud.
_______________________________________________________________
Kurama: 24 hours, that's almorst *counts on fingers* 3 days!
_______________________________________________________________
Hiei: There are 5 fish in the sea, how many drown?
Kurama: Umm, 42.
_______________________________________________________________
Yukina: *Kuwabara walks up* And there's the louser now!
_______________________________________________________________
Hiei: So, tell me more about this "Music Television".
_______________________________________________________________
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And there you go1 A nice long chapter!
To tell you the truth, after the 1/3 of the chapter I just started writting down rendom quotes that I had written down, like the quote of the day! ^^
Anywho, go review! And tell me if I should make another chapter, if you do, put a quote in, I'm all out! ^__^;; If I get at least 5 reviews asking for a second chapter I 'might' think about writting one.