Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Things the Yu Yu Hakusho Characters Would Never Say ❯ Chapter Two ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Deadly Wispers 
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.18.2004 | Updated On: 02.18.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 614 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.18.2004 | Updated On: 02.18.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 614 | Status: Completed
Quote (or should I say Quotes) of the Day:
“Good Morning!” said Bilbo, and he meant it. The sun was shining, and the grass was very green. But Gandalf looked at him from under long bushy eyebrows that stuck out further than the brim of his shady hat.
“What do you mean?” he said. “Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
Quote a Couple of Paragraphs Later:
“Good morning!” he said at last. “We don’t want any adventures here, thank you! You might try over The Hill or across The Water.” By this he meant that the conversation was at an end.
“What a lot of things you do use Good Morning for!” said Gandolf. “Now you mean that you want to get rid of me and that it wont be good till I move off.”
“Not at all, not at all, my dear sir! Let me see, I don’t think I know your name?”
“Yes, yes, my dear sir - and I do know your name, Mr. Bilbo Baggins. And you do know my name, though you don’t remember that I belong to it. I am Gandalf, and Gandalf means me! To think that I should have lived to be good-morninged by Belladonna Took’s son, as if I was selling buttons at the door!”
Sorry bout the long quote[s], but I though they were funny! ^^ Oh, and if you haven’t figured it out yet they were from ‘The Hobbit’ ~ or ~ ‘There and Back Again’. I’ve just finished Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and have started ‘The Hobbit’, it’s funnier than I though! ^^ The last time I attempted to read it I couldn’t even get past the third paragraph, but I was young then so don’t blame me! Anywho, I’m babbling so on with the fic!
Hi again happy viewers, good news, I do have word! ^^ I so happy, me love my word!
Oh yeah, well, I have, I think, around ten reviews asking for more so here they are! Oh, and thank you for the quotes! Even though I only got three… Oh well, I’m sure I have more somewhere in this demented brain of mine! ^^
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Kuwabara: Hiei?
Hiei: What baka?
Kuwabara: I am your father.
Hiei: o.o
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Kuwabara: *singing* I like chicken, I like liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver!
Hiei: I’ll alert the media.
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Kurama: One night I was starring at the stars wondering...Were the heck is my ceiling?!
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Thanks for those three great quotes!
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Kurama: Hey Kuwabara, your village called, they’re missing their idiot.
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Yusuke: Look, it’s a big, mad dad!
All Except Yusuke: *looks back and forth* Where, where?!
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Hiei: *to Kuwabara* It’s time to dual shorty! *pulls out Yu-Gi-Oh! Dueling disk*
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Yusuke: Now, let us remove the lead!
Kuwabara: That’s Get the lead out.
Yusuke: Oh, I knew that!
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Hiei: What happened? I blinked and missed it.
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Kuronue: *singing while playing a guitar* Singin’ on the toilet. (yeah, I found that on AFV and I just had to use it somewhere!)
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Kurama: Stop teasing the planets!
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Kurama: I read somewhere that octopi are similar to chicken-pot pie.
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Hiei: *is sneaking out of Makai prison* Go back to sleep, go back to sleep, go back to sleep stupid guardy.
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Yusuke: I am your queen, now bow down to my queenly queenlyness!
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Kurama: I don’t like musicals, they’re evil.
Kuwabara: No they aren’t, I find them quite enjoyable
Kurama: Oo
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Karasu: The night is on my side!
Kurama: Well then I’ll kill you and the night!
Hiei: *sarcastically* Wow, killing a whole time of day!
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Yusuke: *eating a cherry flavored lolly pop* Grouse, this tastes like Pepto-Bismol!
Kuwabara: Mmm, Pepto flavored lolly. *starts to drewl like Homer*
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Kurama: And wherever there’s a party you can find Marty, oh I have to remember that!
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Boton: Ugly yellow pants make this woman cry in Links 2004.
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Kurama: *on phone trying to call Yusuke*
Answering Machine: I’m sorry, Yusuke is not in right now, please leave a message and he’ll get back to you when his brain is operating properly… beep.
Kurama: Oo
(I came up with this on a sugar high and with my cousin who was also sugar high now that I think of it… yeah! ^^)
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Kurama’s Teacher: Shuichi, I want to talk to you about this test.
Kurama: Yes, what is it?
Kurama’s Teacher: On question 25 you put: The rings around Saturn are made out of… mice.
Kurama: Oo
(thank you Harry Potter ^^)
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Kurama: I got a tappy-tappy light!
Hiei: What?!
Kurama: A tappy-tappy light, you tap it and it turns on.
Hiei: Right, we believe you.
(I have a tappy-tappy light! ^^ it’s cool, except sometimes I touch it while I’m asleep and it wakes me up, hehe. -__-;;)
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Kurama: This stupid mouse won’t copy right!
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Kurama: You can tell me, but I might not listen.
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Kuwabara: Oh, the cleverness of me! ^^
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Kuwabara: Thinking is hard.
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Kurama: Wait, if I’m acting like my dad and my dad’s acting like me does that make me my own grandpa?
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Hiei: *blows up Kurama’s COM*
Kurama: How many times have I told you Hiei, two wrongs don’t make a right.
Hiei: True, but three lefts do.
Kurama: -.-;;
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Hiei: Damn my being short!
Kurama: Aww, Hiei, everyone’s special in their own way.
Hiei: What?!
Yusuke: How does being short make you feel, Hiei?
Hiei: *eye twitches*
Kuwabara: Please tell us, we’re very concerned!
Hiei: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *jumps out window*
Yusuke: Kuwabara, I think that was a mistake.
Kuwabara: Why?
Kurama: Because we’re on the 32nd floor.
Kuwabara: Uhh, Oops.
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Kuwabara: Stupid dwarf!
Hiei: Why can’t we all just be friends?!
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Well, there you go, another chapter! Thank you for all of the reviews! If I get more quotes I’ll be makin’ another chapter so if you want another chapter PLEASE give me more quotes! (sadly I’m all out of quotes) Or you can always bribe me with sweet snow! ^^ Mmm, sweet snow. ^^
Now go review!
“Good Morning!” said Bilbo, and he meant it. The sun was shining, and the grass was very green. But Gandalf looked at him from under long bushy eyebrows that stuck out further than the brim of his shady hat.
“What do you mean?” he said. “Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
Quote a Couple of Paragraphs Later:
“Good morning!” he said at last. “We don’t want any adventures here, thank you! You might try over The Hill or across The Water.” By this he meant that the conversation was at an end.
“What a lot of things you do use Good Morning for!” said Gandolf. “Now you mean that you want to get rid of me and that it wont be good till I move off.”
“Not at all, not at all, my dear sir! Let me see, I don’t think I know your name?”
“Yes, yes, my dear sir - and I do know your name, Mr. Bilbo Baggins. And you do know my name, though you don’t remember that I belong to it. I am Gandalf, and Gandalf means me! To think that I should have lived to be good-morninged by Belladonna Took’s son, as if I was selling buttons at the door!”
Sorry bout the long quote[s], but I though they were funny! ^^ Oh, and if you haven’t figured it out yet they were from ‘The Hobbit’ ~ or ~ ‘There and Back Again’. I’ve just finished Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and have started ‘The Hobbit’, it’s funnier than I though! ^^ The last time I attempted to read it I couldn’t even get past the third paragraph, but I was young then so don’t blame me! Anywho, I’m babbling so on with the fic!
Hi again happy viewers, good news, I do have word! ^^ I so happy, me love my word!
Oh yeah, well, I have, I think, around ten reviews asking for more so here they are! Oh, and thank you for the quotes! Even though I only got three… Oh well, I’m sure I have more somewhere in this demented brain of mine! ^^
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________________________________________________________
Kuwabara: Hiei?
Hiei: What baka?
Kuwabara: I am your father.
Hiei: o.o
________________________________________________________
Kuwabara: *singing* I like chicken, I like liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver!
Hiei: I’ll alert the media.
________________________________________________________
Kurama: One night I was starring at the stars wondering...Were the heck is my ceiling?!
________________________________________________________
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~
Thanks for those three great quotes!
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~
________________________________________________________
Kurama: Hey Kuwabara, your village called, they’re missing their idiot.
________________________________________________________
Yusuke: Look, it’s a big, mad dad!
All Except Yusuke: *looks back and forth* Where, where?!
________________________________________________________
Hiei: *to Kuwabara* It’s time to dual shorty! *pulls out Yu-Gi-Oh! Dueling disk*
________________________________________________________
Yusuke: Now, let us remove the lead!
Kuwabara: That’s Get the lead out.
Yusuke: Oh, I knew that!
________________________________________________________
Hiei: What happened? I blinked and missed it.
________________________________________________________
Kuronue: *singing while playing a guitar* Singin’ on the toilet. (yeah, I found that on AFV and I just had to use it somewhere!)
________________________________________________________
Kurama: Stop teasing the planets!
________________________________________________________
Kurama: I read somewhere that octopi are similar to chicken-pot pie.
________________________________________________________
Hiei: *is sneaking out of Makai prison* Go back to sleep, go back to sleep, go back to sleep stupid guardy.
________________________________________________________
Yusuke: I am your queen, now bow down to my queenly queenlyness!
________________________________________________________
Kurama: I don’t like musicals, they’re evil.
Kuwabara: No they aren’t, I find them quite enjoyable
Kurama: Oo
________________________________________________________
Karasu: The night is on my side!
Kurama: Well then I’ll kill you and the night!
Hiei: *sarcastically* Wow, killing a whole time of day!
________________________________________________________
Yusuke: *eating a cherry flavored lolly pop* Grouse, this tastes like Pepto-Bismol!
Kuwabara: Mmm, Pepto flavored lolly. *starts to drewl like Homer*
________________________________________________________
Kurama: And wherever there’s a party you can find Marty, oh I have to remember that!
________________________________________________________
Boton: Ugly yellow pants make this woman cry in Links 2004.
________________________________________________________
Kurama: *on phone trying to call Yusuke*
Answering Machine: I’m sorry, Yusuke is not in right now, please leave a message and he’ll get back to you when his brain is operating properly… beep.
Kurama: Oo
(I came up with this on a sugar high and with my cousin who was also sugar high now that I think of it… yeah! ^^)
________________________________________________________
Kurama’s Teacher: Shuichi, I want to talk to you about this test.
Kurama: Yes, what is it?
Kurama’s Teacher: On question 25 you put: The rings around Saturn are made out of… mice.
Kurama: Oo
(thank you Harry Potter ^^)
________________________________________________________
Kurama: I got a tappy-tappy light!
Hiei: What?!
Kurama: A tappy-tappy light, you tap it and it turns on.
Hiei: Right, we believe you.
(I have a tappy-tappy light! ^^ it’s cool, except sometimes I touch it while I’m asleep and it wakes me up, hehe. -__-;;)
________________________________________________________
Kurama: This stupid mouse won’t copy right!
________________________________________________________
Kurama: You can tell me, but I might not listen.
________________________________________________________
Kuwabara: Oh, the cleverness of me! ^^
________________________________________________________
Kuwabara: Thinking is hard.
________________________________________________________
Kurama: Wait, if I’m acting like my dad and my dad’s acting like me does that make me my own grandpa?
________________________________________________________
Hiei: *blows up Kurama’s COM*
Kurama: How many times have I told you Hiei, two wrongs don’t make a right.
Hiei: True, but three lefts do.
Kurama: -.-;;
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Hiei: Damn my being short!
Kurama: Aww, Hiei, everyone’s special in their own way.
Hiei: What?!
Yusuke: How does being short make you feel, Hiei?
Hiei: *eye twitches*
Kuwabara: Please tell us, we’re very concerned!
Hiei: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *jumps out window*
Yusuke: Kuwabara, I think that was a mistake.
Kuwabara: Why?
Kurama: Because we’re on the 32nd floor.
Kuwabara: Uhh, Oops.
________________________________________________________
Kuwabara: Stupid dwarf!
Hiei: Why can’t we all just be friends?!
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Well, there you go, another chapter! Thank you for all of the reviews! If I get more quotes I’ll be makin’ another chapter so if you want another chapter PLEASE give me more quotes! (sadly I’m all out of quotes) Or you can always bribe me with sweet snow! ^^ Mmm, sweet snow. ^^
Now go review!