Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Things the Yu Yu Hakusho Characters Would Never Say ❯ Chapter Three ( Chapter 3 )
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By: Deadly Wispers 
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.18.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 668 | Visits: 536 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.18.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 668 | Visits: 536 | Status: Completed
Quote: It still freaks me out that Pac Man has legs, Pac Man is supposed to be a ball with a compulsive eating disorder, a ball!
Hello again! I’m back with more quotes! Aren’t you proud of me?! ^_____________________________________^ … No? Fine then! I’ll give you them anyways!
Oh, and thank you for the quotes (Not you Kitsunes_Rose, you’re so mean to me?! Why be mean to me, your little midget?! Okay, I still say that doesn‘t sound right.)
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From Okane:
Kuwabara: I’m so retarded.
Yusuke: Why?
Kuwabara: I tried dialing 911 and I couldn’t find the 11.
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From Rei Jaganshi:
Hiei: *singing* I like big BUTTS and I cannot lie! You other brothers can’t deny…
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Again, thank you for the quotes Okane and Rei Jaganshi! ^_______^
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Hiei: *turns chibi* GAH! I’m even shorter! … AND CUTE! *jumps out window… AGAIN!*
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Kurama: *in youko form* <.< … >.> … <.< … >.>
Kuwabara: What’s wrong with Kurama?
Yusuke: I think he knows about our little plan to get him F-I-X-E-D.
Kurama: I can spell, you know!
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Hiei: GAH! A MOUSE!
Yusuke: Where, where?! <.< … >.>
Hiei: There! *points to Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: Hey, what are you doing with that fly swatter?!
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Kurama: Hello, Hiei. Would you like some sweet snow?
Hiei: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH, SWEET SNOW! *jumps out window… yet again*
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Kurama: Dead roses are cool! ^_____________________^
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Kuwabara: *Eikachi walks up* GAH! THE MAN EATING KITTEN IS BACK! *jumps on table* Sh-shoo little man eating kitty-cat! No need to eat me!
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Hiei: *whacking demon with ukulele* *ukulele brakes in half* Ukulele no good!
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Hiei: *holding stick that’s on fire* Ooooooooooooooh, fire pretty. *sticks fire in mouth* And it doesn’t taste to bad either! ^____________________^
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Yusuke: Coffeecoffeecoffee!Ilovecoffeee,doyoulovecoffee,Ilovecoffee ^_____________________________________________^
All Except Yusuke: …
Yusuke: *looks in mug which is empty* WHEREDIDMYCOFFEGO?!Didyoutakeit?!Orwasityou?!Oryou?!Youdiditdidn’tyou?! *points to Hiei*
Hiei: You need a hobby.
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Boton: *sigh* Work sure is slow. Nobody’s died today! Maybe if I just…
Koenma: *appears in sky* Boton, what have I told you about killing people?!
Boton: Nothing.
Koenma: … Well I never really thought it would come up… but don’t do it anyway! *disappears*
Boton: You I will get in your sleep! *takes out cleaver and strokes it* BUWAHAHAHAH- *cough cough* *gasp*
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Kurama: Oh you are so wrong, like a little wrong thing that is mistaken!
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Why Kurama Never Moved to New York:
1.) Kurama: Ow, who put that building in my way?
2.) Kurama: I am not feeling like all that and a bag of chips anymore.
3.) Kurama: Perhaps I have obtained game.
4.) Kurama: *tries to throw basket ball into hoop* *misses*
Hiei: (I don’t know where he came from either) What happened?! I am beginning to think that you do not have game at all!
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Why You Should Never Trust Hiei:
1.) Hiei: Oh, did I forget to warn you about the bottomless pits?
2.) Hiei: Ow, I think I bit both my tongues!
3.) Hiei: Irreversible?! … Does that mean it’s water proof?
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There you go, a nice decent sized chapter! ^__________________^ But, again, I am all out of quotes so PLEASE! Send them in!
Now be good viewers and review, okay?
And remember… BYE!
Hello again! I’m back with more quotes! Aren’t you proud of me?! ^_____________________________________^ … No? Fine then! I’ll give you them anyways!
Oh, and thank you for the quotes (Not you Kitsunes_Rose, you’re so mean to me?! Why be mean to me, your little midget?! Okay, I still say that doesn‘t sound right.)
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From Okane:
Kuwabara: I’m so retarded.
Yusuke: Why?
Kuwabara: I tried dialing 911 and I couldn’t find the 11.
______________________________________________________
From Rei Jaganshi:
Hiei: *singing* I like big BUTTS and I cannot lie! You other brothers can’t deny…
______________________________________________________
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Again, thank you for the quotes Okane and Rei Jaganshi! ^_______^
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Hiei: *turns chibi* GAH! I’m even shorter! … AND CUTE! *jumps out window… AGAIN!*
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Kurama: *in youko form* <.< … >.> … <.< … >.>
Kuwabara: What’s wrong with Kurama?
Yusuke: I think he knows about our little plan to get him F-I-X-E-D.
Kurama: I can spell, you know!
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Hiei: GAH! A MOUSE!
Yusuke: Where, where?! <.< … >.>
Hiei: There! *points to Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: Hey, what are you doing with that fly swatter?!
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Kurama: Hello, Hiei. Would you like some sweet snow?
Hiei: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH, SWEET SNOW! *jumps out window… yet again*
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Kurama: Dead roses are cool! ^_____________________^
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Kuwabara: *Eikachi walks up* GAH! THE MAN EATING KITTEN IS BACK! *jumps on table* Sh-shoo little man eating kitty-cat! No need to eat me!
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Hiei: *whacking demon with ukulele* *ukulele brakes in half* Ukulele no good!
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Hiei: *holding stick that’s on fire* Ooooooooooooooh, fire pretty. *sticks fire in mouth* And it doesn’t taste to bad either! ^____________________^
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Yusuke: Coffeecoffeecoffee!Ilovecoffeee,doyoulovecoffee,Ilovecoffee ^_____________________________________________^
All Except Yusuke: …
Yusuke: *looks in mug which is empty* WHEREDIDMYCOFFEGO?!Didyoutakeit?!Orwasityou?!Oryou?!Youdiditdidn’tyou?! *points to Hiei*
Hiei: You need a hobby.
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Boton: *sigh* Work sure is slow. Nobody’s died today! Maybe if I just…
Koenma: *appears in sky* Boton, what have I told you about killing people?!
Boton: Nothing.
Koenma: … Well I never really thought it would come up… but don’t do it anyway! *disappears*
Boton: You I will get in your sleep! *takes out cleaver and strokes it* BUWAHAHAHAH- *cough cough* *gasp*
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Kurama: Oh you are so wrong, like a little wrong thing that is mistaken!
______________________________________________________
Why Kurama Never Moved to New York:
1.) Kurama: Ow, who put that building in my way?
2.) Kurama: I am not feeling like all that and a bag of chips anymore.
3.) Kurama: Perhaps I have obtained game.
4.) Kurama: *tries to throw basket ball into hoop* *misses*
Hiei: (I don’t know where he came from either) What happened?! I am beginning to think that you do not have game at all!
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Why You Should Never Trust Hiei:
1.) Hiei: Oh, did I forget to warn you about the bottomless pits?
2.) Hiei: Ow, I think I bit both my tongues!
3.) Hiei: Irreversible?! … Does that mean it’s water proof?
______________________________________________________
There you go, a nice decent sized chapter! ^__________________^ But, again, I am all out of quotes so PLEASE! Send them in!
Now be good viewers and review, okay?
And remember… BYE!