Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Things the Yu Yu Hakusho Characters Would Never Say ❯ Reviewers Only Special ( Chapter 4 )

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Okay, since I've gotten so many reviews with quotes, I'm gonna dedicate this chapter to them! So here goes chapter 4! (I was only gonna put up one or two ^__^;;)

Oh, and the things in the [ ]'s are my comments.

Also, xkitsunex: Sure you can use these on your friends! ^^

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[Okay, this is from Chaotic Kittie who is... pretty hentai, LOL, but you get the point]

Hiei: My ass fells bumpy!

Kurama: Really? Oh, here, let me check... I can't tell, here, let me check again...

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From:
Chaotic Kittie

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Hiei: *goes up to Yukina* hey where do we live again, sis? I

MEAN....Yukina....nice day?...

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Kurama: *grabs a rose* OWWW! HE BIT ME!

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From:
PunkedOutTails65

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Hiei: Hey, Yukina, guess what I'm your brother! And wanna know why I didn't tell you, it's cause I'm a chicken!

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From:
Neptunes Daughter

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Hiei: You wanna know how I keep my hair spiked up? Well it's really mayonnaise and duck tape!

[I always wondered 'bout that]

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Kurama: *sniffing the air* .> I smell the smelly smell of something that smells...smelly.

Yusuke:...Dang, I thought Kuwabara cut back on the beans.

[SPONGEBOB! ^_______________________^]

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Hiei:...YODA IS MY BROTHER!

Yusuke: ¬_¬¿

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From:
kitsune_child13

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Kurama: Now leave or i shall taunt you a second time!

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Hiei: if you wish to pass you must answer me these questions three!

1. What... is you name?

2. what... is your quest?

3. What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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From:
annoying girl

[I love Monty Python and the Wholly Grail! I so have to rent that next time Kitsune's Rose comes over!]

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Koenma: I put crack in my coffee when I need that extra kick.

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From:
Dr. psychopants

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Kurama: SPIRIT GUN!! *shoots spirit gun*

Yusuke: HEY! GIMME BACK MY GUN YOU STUPID FOX!

Kurama: Never! Buahahahahaha! *runs away*

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Hiei: Ew! Get that ice cream away from me!! *takes steak* much better... *stuffs steak rabidly into mouth*

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From:
super-kitsune

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Kurama: *singing* I am to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt, so sexy that it hurts!

From:
Koritsune Dragonrider

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Yusuke: *walks up to Kayko* Hey. Nice Uniform. *gets ready for Kayko's slap*

Kayko: *looks at him and then her uniform* You really think so? I don't think I
look good in navy blue...

Yusuke: *anime falls*

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From:
Anime's no.1 FanGirl

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Toguro: You know, I think I'll skip the Dark Tournament this year and head straight for the Dark Riverdance.

Rich Guy [I think you mean the dude on team Toguro and where Yukina comes in, but I don't really know his name -.-;;] : Oh no, not after what happened last year!

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Yusuke: Man - at first she was great but after we finished it was that grandma! What the heck happened?

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Botan and/or Hiei: Don't ask me - I got stuck with Kurama.

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From:
Flying Pridefully

[I will try and use different characters, but it just gets so hard to think of all of them sometimes. -.-;; Once I counted over 40 people that I could remember from Yu Yu Hakusho]

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Jin:*slaps Yusuke* NEVER SAY 'FUN'
Yusuke:OO

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Hiei: What's 2+2?

Kurama:Um...uh 85756782876506 ^__^!

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Kuwabara:*points to Hiei* You are my hero!

Hiei: I...I am?

Kuwabara: YUP ^_^

Hiei: *hugs Kuwabara* I'm so happy!!

From:
Kori Minnamono

[They're all so funny! ^^]

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Kuwabara: No, Kurama, that just means you're stupid, not a bad person.

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Kurama: You can't swing a dead cat in this city without hitting a needy school.

[Your teacher does sound a bit mental from this quote, which is why I love it! ^^]

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Yusuke: I beep at you because you're stupid.

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Kurama: I could mount you like a fish.

[That could mean a couple of things...]

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Hiei: Dancing llama puppets!

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Hiei: My brain has melted and is coming out through my nose.

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From:
Kooriya Yui

[Your friends sound strainge! ^________________________^ That's a very good thing!]

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Okay, these next ones I might have used already, but I'm not sure so I'll put 'em up anyway!

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Kurama: I'm a sweet little cupcale. BAKED BY THE DEVIL!

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Hiei: Sometimes you have to slap them in the face just to get their attention.

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From:
anime-raven

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Kurama: ROSES ARE EVIL!!! THEY'RE GONNA EAT ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Hiei: *running in circles* THE MUTATED CARROTS GOING TO DEVOUR MY SOUL!!!!

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From:
Princess Krystal01

[I have to say, your quotes are great! I could bearly stop laughing after that ting with the carrots!]

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Kuwabara: I'm surrounded by psycos... scratch that, I'm surounded by idiots.

From:
DarkFire

[I have an alternet personality too, her name's Charley and she's a killer midget! ^^ Well, she's as tall as me and I'm as tall as Hiei, ay least... ^___^;;]

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So there's your chapter! I've already got a lot of quotes for the next chapter so expect to see it in a couple of days, probably four or five. ^^

And again, if you have any quotes I'll take 'em! I mean, I even have a chapter with just quotes from viewers, I trust my viewers not to let me down, but if they do... *tents fingers* Well, let's just say that it won’t be very pretty, BUWAHAHAHAhAhaH- *cough cough* *gasp*

Anywho, I need reviews! I refuse to do the next chapter until I have at least two quotes from reviewers!