Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Things the Yu Yu Hakusho Characters Would Never Say ❯ Reviewers Only Special ( Chapter 4 )
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Okay, since I've gotten so many reviews with quotes, I'm gonna dedicate this chapter to them! So here goes chapter 4! (I was only gonna put up one or two ^__^;;)
Oh, and the things in the [ ]'s are my comments.
Also, xkitsunex: Sure you can use these on your friends! ^^
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[Okay, this is from Chaotic Kittie who is... pretty hentai, LOL, but you get the point]
Hiei: My ass fells bumpy!
Kurama: Really? Oh, here, let me check... I can't tell, here, let me check again...
~~~
From:
Chaotic Kittie
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Hiei: *goes up to Yukina* hey where do we live again, sis? I
MEAN....Yukina....nice day?...
~~~
Kurama: *grabs a rose* OWWW! HE BIT ME!
~~~
From:
PunkedOutTails65
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Hiei: Hey, Yukina, guess what I'm your brother! And wanna know why I didn't tell you, it's cause I'm a chicken!
~~~
From:
Neptunes Daughter
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Hiei: You wanna know how I keep my hair spiked up? Well it's really mayonnaise and duck tape!
[I always wondered 'bout that]
~~~
Kurama: *sniffing the air* .> I smell the smelly smell of something that smells...smelly.
Yusuke:...Dang, I thought Kuwabara cut back on the beans.
[SPONGEBOB! ^_______________________^]
~~~
Hiei:...YODA IS MY BROTHER!
Yusuke: ¬_¬¿
~~~
From:
kitsune_child13
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Kurama: Now leave or i shall taunt you a second time!
~~~
Hiei: if you wish to pass you must answer me these questions three!
1. What... is you name?
2. what... is your quest?
3. What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
~~~
From:
annoying girl
[I love Monty Python and the Wholly Grail! I so have to rent that next time Kitsune's Rose comes over!]
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Koenma: I put crack in my coffee when I need that extra kick.
~~~
From:
Dr. psychopants
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Kurama: SPIRIT GUN!! *shoots spirit gun*
Yusuke: HEY! GIMME BACK MY GUN YOU STUPID FOX!
Kurama: Never! Buahahahahaha! *runs away*
~~~
Hiei: Ew! Get that ice cream away from me!! *takes steak* much better... *stuffs steak rabidly into mouth*
~~~
From:
super-kitsune
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Kurama: *singing* I am to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt, so sexy that it hurts!
From:
Koritsune Dragonrider
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Yusuke: *walks up to Kayko* Hey. Nice Uniform. *gets ready for Kayko's slap*
Kayko: *looks at him and then her uniform* You really think so? I don't think I
look good in navy blue...
Yusuke: *anime falls*
~~~
From:
Anime's no.1 FanGirl
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Toguro: You know, I think I'll skip the Dark Tournament this year and head straight for the Dark Riverdance.
Rich Guy [I think you mean the dude on team Toguro and where Yukina comes in, but I don't really know his name -.-;;] : Oh no, not after what happened last year!
~~~
Yusuke: Man - at first she was great but after we finished it was that grandma! What the heck happened?
~~~
Botan and/or Hiei: Don't ask me - I got stuck with Kurama.
~~~
From:
Flying Pridefully
[I will try and use different characters, but it just gets so hard to think of all of them sometimes. -.-;; Once I counted over 40 people that I could remember from Yu Yu Hakusho]
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Jin:*slaps Yusuke* NEVER SAY 'FUN'
Yusuke:OO
~~~
Hiei: What's 2+2?
Kurama:Um...uh 85756782876506 ^__^!
~~~
Kuwabara:*points to Hiei* You are my hero!
Hiei: I...I am?
Kuwabara: YUP ^_^
Hiei: *hugs Kuwabara* I'm so happy!!
From:
Kori Minnamono
[They're all so funny! ^^]
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Kuwabara: No, Kurama, that just means you're stupid, not a bad person.
~~~
Kurama: You can't swing a dead cat in this city without hitting a needy school.
[Your teacher does sound a bit mental from this quote, which is why I love it! ^^]
~~~
Yusuke: I beep at you because you're stupid.
~~~
Kurama: I could mount you like a fish.
[That could mean a couple of things...]
~~~
Hiei: Dancing llama puppets!
~~~
Hiei: My brain has melted and is coming out through my nose.
~~~
From:
Kooriya Yui
[Your friends sound strainge! ^________________________^ That's a very good thing!]
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Okay, these next ones I might have used already, but I'm not sure so I'll put 'em up anyway!
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Kurama: I'm a sweet little cupcale. BAKED BY THE DEVIL!
~~~
Hiei: Sometimes you have to slap them in the face just to get their attention.
~~~
From:
anime-raven
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Kurama: ROSES ARE EVIL!!! THEY'RE GONNA EAT ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
~~~
Hiei: *running in circles* THE MUTATED CARROTS GOING TO DEVOUR MY SOUL!!!!
~~~
From:
Princess Krystal01
[I have to say, your quotes are great! I could bearly stop laughing after that ting with the carrots!]
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Kuwabara: I'm surrounded by psycos... scratch that, I'm surounded by idiots.
From:
DarkFire
[I have an alternet personality too, her name's Charley and she's a killer midget! ^^ Well, she's as tall as me and I'm as tall as Hiei, ay least... ^___^;;]
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So there's your chapter! I've already got a lot of quotes for the next chapter so expect to see it in a couple of days, probably four or five. ^^
And again, if you have any quotes I'll take 'em! I mean, I even have a chapter with just quotes from viewers, I trust my viewers not to let me down, but if they do... *tents fingers* Well, let's just say that it won’t be very pretty, BUWAHAHAHAhAhaH- *cough cough* *gasp*
Anywho, I need reviews! I refuse to do the next chapter until I have at least two quotes from reviewers!
Oh, and the things in the [ ]'s are my comments.
Also, xkitsunex: Sure you can use these on your friends! ^^
__________________________________________________
[Okay, this is from Chaotic Kittie who is... pretty hentai, LOL, but you get the point]
Hiei: My ass fells bumpy!
Kurama: Really? Oh, here, let me check... I can't tell, here, let me check again...
~~~
From:
Chaotic Kittie
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Hiei: *goes up to Yukina* hey where do we live again, sis? I
MEAN....Yukina....nice day?...
~~~
Kurama: *grabs a rose* OWWW! HE BIT ME!
~~~
From:
PunkedOutTails65
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Hiei: Hey, Yukina, guess what I'm your brother! And wanna know why I didn't tell you, it's cause I'm a chicken!
~~~
From:
Neptunes Daughter
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Hiei: You wanna know how I keep my hair spiked up? Well it's really mayonnaise and duck tape!
[I always wondered 'bout that]
~~~
Kurama: *sniffing the air* .> I smell the smelly smell of something that smells...smelly.
Yusuke:...Dang, I thought Kuwabara cut back on the beans.
[SPONGEBOB! ^_______________________^]
~~~
Hiei:...YODA IS MY BROTHER!
Yusuke: ¬_¬¿
~~~
From:
kitsune_child13
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Kurama: Now leave or i shall taunt you a second time!
~~~
Hiei: if you wish to pass you must answer me these questions three!
1. What... is you name?
2. what... is your quest?
3. What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
~~~
From:
annoying girl
[I love Monty Python and the Wholly Grail! I so have to rent that next time Kitsune's Rose comes over!]
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Koenma: I put crack in my coffee when I need that extra kick.
~~~
From:
Dr. psychopants
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Kurama: SPIRIT GUN!! *shoots spirit gun*
Yusuke: HEY! GIMME BACK MY GUN YOU STUPID FOX!
Kurama: Never! Buahahahahaha! *runs away*
~~~
Hiei: Ew! Get that ice cream away from me!! *takes steak* much better... *stuffs steak rabidly into mouth*
~~~
From:
super-kitsune
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Kurama: *singing* I am to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt, so sexy that it hurts!
From:
Koritsune Dragonrider
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Yusuke: *walks up to Kayko* Hey. Nice Uniform. *gets ready for Kayko's slap*
Kayko: *looks at him and then her uniform* You really think so? I don't think I
look good in navy blue...
Yusuke: *anime falls*
~~~
From:
Anime's no.1 FanGirl
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Toguro: You know, I think I'll skip the Dark Tournament this year and head straight for the Dark Riverdance.
Rich Guy [I think you mean the dude on team Toguro and where Yukina comes in, but I don't really know his name -.-;;] : Oh no, not after what happened last year!
~~~
Yusuke: Man - at first she was great but after we finished it was that grandma! What the heck happened?
~~~
Botan and/or Hiei: Don't ask me - I got stuck with Kurama.
~~~
From:
Flying Pridefully
[I will try and use different characters, but it just gets so hard to think of all of them sometimes. -.-;; Once I counted over 40 people that I could remember from Yu Yu Hakusho]
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Jin:*slaps Yusuke* NEVER SAY 'FUN'
Yusuke:OO
~~~
Hiei: What's 2+2?
Kurama:Um...uh 85756782876506 ^__^!
~~~
Kuwabara:*points to Hiei* You are my hero!
Hiei: I...I am?
Kuwabara: YUP ^_^
Hiei: *hugs Kuwabara* I'm so happy!!
From:
Kori Minnamono
[They're all so funny! ^^]
__________________________________________________
Kuwabara: No, Kurama, that just means you're stupid, not a bad person.
~~~
Kurama: You can't swing a dead cat in this city without hitting a needy school.
[Your teacher does sound a bit mental from this quote, which is why I love it! ^^]
~~~
Yusuke: I beep at you because you're stupid.
~~~
Kurama: I could mount you like a fish.
[That could mean a couple of things...]
~~~
Hiei: Dancing llama puppets!
~~~
Hiei: My brain has melted and is coming out through my nose.
~~~
From:
Kooriya Yui
[Your friends sound strainge! ^________________________^ That's a very good thing!]
__________________________________________________
Okay, these next ones I might have used already, but I'm not sure so I'll put 'em up anyway!
__________________________________________________
Kurama: I'm a sweet little cupcale. BAKED BY THE DEVIL!
~~~
Hiei: Sometimes you have to slap them in the face just to get their attention.
~~~
From:
anime-raven
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Kurama: ROSES ARE EVIL!!! THEY'RE GONNA EAT ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
~~~
Hiei: *running in circles* THE MUTATED CARROTS GOING TO DEVOUR MY SOUL!!!!
~~~
From:
Princess Krystal01
[I have to say, your quotes are great! I could bearly stop laughing after that ting with the carrots!]
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Kuwabara: I'm surrounded by psycos... scratch that, I'm surounded by idiots.
From:
DarkFire
[I have an alternet personality too, her name's Charley and she's a killer midget! ^^ Well, she's as tall as me and I'm as tall as Hiei, ay least... ^___^;;]
___________________________________________________
So there's your chapter! I've already got a lot of quotes for the next chapter so expect to see it in a couple of days, probably four or five. ^^
And again, if you have any quotes I'll take 'em! I mean, I even have a chapter with just quotes from viewers, I trust my viewers not to let me down, but if they do... *tents fingers* Well, let's just say that it won’t be very pretty, BUWAHAHAHAhAhaH- *cough cough* *gasp*
Anywho, I need reviews! I refuse to do the next chapter until I have at least two quotes from reviewers!