Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Things the Yu Yu Hakusho Characters Would Never Say ❯ Chapter Five ( Chapter 5 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Deadly Wispers 
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.14.2004 | Pages: 7 | Words: 2.5K | Visits: 459 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.14.2004 | Pages: 7 | Words: 2.5K | Visits: 459 | Status: Completed
Quote of the Day:
Tohru: It's like a garbige jungle!
Shigure: Oh, that was almost poetic!
Hello again happy viewers, but if you aren't happy, Hello [insert mood here] viewers! I'm still pissed at ff.n, but I'm putting it on here (if you're reading it on ff.n/there (if your reading it on mm.o) anyway because that's where I get most of my reviews! I still can't believe that I have over 50 of them! I have over 60 all together! ^^
A Note to DarkFire18:
You know, I have 19 alternet personalities, but 4 main ones, Hiei, Yuki, Charley and Myself, Deadly Whispers! ^^ I scare all of the others, their names are: 1, 2, 3, 4, ,5 ,6 ,7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, and the one with no name! ^_________________________________^ *eye twitches*
Disclaimer: Do you think anyone really ever CARES about these disclaimers, I mean, there just there, no one pays any attention to them, unless they're funny... I don't even see why we do them, it's fan fiction, meaning it was made by a FAN otherwise it would be called an actual story, and with that I shall take my leave!
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Yukina: *stares at innocent children in her way like a wacko...or my grandpa* Get out of my way before I go Hitler on your ass!
~~~
From:
FearOfDying
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Hiei: Kuwabara...*gets down on one knee* Will you marry me?
~~~
Kurama: Screw math! Who needs math anyway?
~~~
From:
Mistress of the Darkness
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Kurama: *takes out a rose*
Karasu: Oh, is that a rose I see? *takes the rose* Oh, how prettyful! It smells so nice too! I love it's happy bright red color! Happy and bright is good *girlish giggle* ^_^
[HAHAHAHAHAH, that's so funny, reading it creeped me out! O.O]
~~~
Botan: I hate life! I hate the light! I hate people! I HATE EVERYTHING! That's it, I'm going goth *puts on black robes* -_-
~~~
Kuwabara: Arrgh, screw my stupid kitty, I'm getting a pet snake!
~~~
From:
super-kitsune
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Kuwabara: Shrimp
Hiei: *sings the Why can't we be friends song*
Kurama: He does that all the time now
~~~
Yusuke: I Love Puu!!
Kayko: Poo? Eww!
Yusuke: No I mean this puu *points to penguin*
Kayko: Oh...Eww!!
~~~
Hiei: Yukina I am your father! No wait...
~~~
Yukina: Kuwabara your village called...their missing their idiot!
[Inuyasha! ^^ Wait... didn't I already use this for Kuwabara and Hiei...? OH WELL! ^^]
~~~
Hiei: Yukina I am your sister! No wait...
~~~
Kurama: Yukina I am your father!! And Kuwabara is your mother!
Yukina: Eew.
~~~
[OMG, those where all so good! Tom and Jerry remind me of Yuki and Kyo in Fruits Basket! ^^]
From:
dark mizu
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Hiei: I went a nick name I went it to be? ... um...artichoke( I think that’s how you spell it)then you can call me Arty
Kurama: Hiei you don't give a nickname a nickname!
Hiei: Why not?
Kurama: 'cause that’s just stupid and you already got the nickname!
Hiei: well I like it, so to bad =P
From:
Okane-Tsuki
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Kurama: Roses are red I know. But if violets are blue, why do they call them violets?
[I've always thought about that... ^___^;;]
From:
mars explorer
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Hiei: HEY GUESS WHAT!
All: Yeah??
Hiei: I HAVE A PET MIDGET!
All: O_O;
Hiei's Pet Midget: *looks like Mini-Me from Austin Powers* *growls and barks and bites Kuwabara*
From:
Pyro Elf Midget
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Hiei:The Matrix has you,Kuwabara.
~~~
Kuarma:I feel pretty,oh so pretty.
[I was thinking of putting that song on my other fan fic! ^^]
~~~
Yuske:Dunnanananana BATMAN!
~~~
From:
First Fan Boy
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Hiei: Kurama I have a boo-boo*snivel hic*
Kurama: Aw...Let me kiss it and make it all beter.
Hiei:I need a hug!NOW!
~~~
Yusuke: I hate you,you hate me we're a disfuntional fam--*gets cut off by Hiei and Kurama*
Hiei and Kurama:*crying*You hate us?
Yusuke: No I hate Kuwabaka.
Kuwabara: People can be so cruel...
From:
kitsune_of_darkness_flame
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Kurama: Yo momma is so stupid she..
got hit by a parked car.
took 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
starved in a grocery store
thought a quarterback was a refund
Hiei: Yo momma is so fat she...
brought a spoon to the super bowl
sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
got on the scale and it said "to be countinued"
From:
Emmy/ The misstress of weird
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Yusuke: OMG! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS! BRINEY BRITNEY!! *faints*
~~~
Kurama: I AM THE ALMIGHTY LORD OF THE DOORBELLS AND CHICKENS! BOW TO MY LORDLY LORDLYNESS!!
~~~
Hiei: A coconut, it could grip it by the husk.
Kurama: a one ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
Yusuke: perhaps it was an african swallow.
Kurama: african swallows are non-migratory.
Yusuke: oh i see
Kurama: u see it's all a simple problem of weight ratios.
[HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I RMEMBER THAT!!!! ^_______________________^ Monty Python, ne?]
~~~
Hiei: *in front of t.v. watching Barney singing* I LUV U U LUV ME WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY!
~~~
Kurama: *at kareoke club* "I wanna rock ur body please stay
Yusuke: i'll stay any time for u! ^__~
Kurama: oo i was talking to the gurl next to u.
~~~
Kurama: pff homework, screw homework, i'm going to become the thing i've always wanted to be! A COMPUTER CHIP!! *starts making clicking sounds*
~~~
Hiei: *eye twitching* do u know what it's like to be the friend of a guy who's obsessed with flowers! IF SO THEN READ MY BOOK "My Friend is Obsessed flowers and shampoo"
[HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *to buissy laughing ass off to write coment*]
From:
sexy kitsune
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Kuwabara and Yukina: Guess what everybody! We're getting married! ^_^
All: congradulations!
Hiei: Can i be the best man?!
~~~
Botan: I'm so happy i could use my sythe of death and kill someone!
All: *steps off to the side...*
~~~
Puu: Yusuke you jerk! You were supposed to pick up my spirit food!
Yusuke: O_O um ok first you're supposed to reflect my personality, not Keiko's, and second, what happened to just saying "puu"?!
~~~
From:
Hiei's Dragon Girl
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Yusuke: Hey Kuwabara, you want some gum?
Kuwabara: Sure*takes and chews gum*
Yusuke: Ha! That was trick gum! Now your addicted to heroine!
Both: *laugh *
Kuwabara: Im cold....
~~~
Kuwabara: I'm so hungry I could ride a horse. Wait…I don't get it…
~~~
From:
The Almighty Elena!!!!
[WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- I want some gum!]
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Hiei: *singing* It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes...
[^^ Everyone likes to make Hiei sing, it just works so well! ^^]
~~~
Kurama: *holding rose, stroking it* My precious...
~~~
Kuwabara: E=mc2
~~~
From:
DemonandGoddess
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Kurama: *in a sexy voice* Hey Hiei. . . Where's the bathroom?
~~~
From:
WhiteXRose
__________________________________________________
Kurama: Some words of insparation sign in oriental pet store: "buy one dog get one flea i saw a woman with 'GUESS' on it and i said: "thyroid problem i am nobody nobody is perfect therefore i am perfect holer random numbers when some one is counting tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy we are going to have to let one of you go ihave the heart of a child ...in a jar...on my desk go to a poetry resital and ask why the poems don't rhyme ask people what sex they are then laugh histeracly when they answer when money comes out of the ATM machine scream "i won i won"
From:
kira
[I liked all of it and thought I'd have one person say it all, so I didn't seperait it, hope that's alright with you. ^^]
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Yukina: *to Kuwabara* Um...Kazuma...?
Kuwabara: *all happy* Yes, Yukina, my love?
Hiei and Kurama walk by, drinking cokes.
Yukina: I think I'm in love with Hiei...
Kuwabara: WHAT?! YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH SHRIMPFACE!?
Hiei squirts coke out of his nose for laughing and so does Kurama.
~~~
From:
Anime's no.1 FanGirl
[I really love your quotes, so of course I'll put this up too, hope you send me more soon! ^^ And I have a pretty twisted mind too when it comes to randomness, you can ask anyone, I scare many people. ^________________________________________________^]
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Kurama:You want to hear some things you don't want to hear in surgery?
Yusuke: Sure
Kurama: Okay, pass me that, uh, thingie. Everybody stand back, I lost my contact lens! Thats cool, can you make her leg twitch!? I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses. What do you mean she wasn't in for a sex change?! Okay, now take a picture from this angel. This is truly a freak of nature.
Kuwabara: Wow, aren't you creative.
Kurama: Do you think she sufferd a concussion?
Kuwabara: A what?
Kurama: Hey have you ever noticed when you move one foot forward one stays back?
Kuwabara: o_O Right.
~~~
From:
maya
[your friends actually said these?! LOL]
__________________________________________________
Hiei: Kuwabara...I think your the nicest guy in town and ininity times stronger than me!
Kuwabara: No, no Hiei Your the strongest and nicest and look really hot in your deamon form!
Hiei: Your my bestest friend! *hugs Kuwabara*
From:
DarkRose450
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Kurama: This is my imaginary friend. His name is uhh... um... *starts drooling and staring off into space* SPORKS! AH! Beware the evil Red Heads who weild the SPORKS!
~~~
From:
Lefty
[That reminds me of that one song that they're ALWAYS playing on MTV with the dudes heads bopping around and they're shaded red, LOL, I think it was "She Wants to Move", stupid name, but that was creepy! ^___^;; *eye twitches*]
_________________________________________________
Kurama&Hiei:AH! ITS THE MAN-EATING PIKACHU COMING TO DEVOUR OUR SOULS AND CURSE US WITH ITS EVIL WAYS!
From:
DarkHeart
[yes, I love this quote! ^^ And your name reminds me of Kingdom Hearts... *stairs off into space*]
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Thanks for all the quotes! ^^ And now for mine:
_______________________________________________
Kurama: This story takes place in an imaginary kingdom called France...
__________________________________________________
Boton: We're back and we bring tidings of doom!
__________________________________________________
Karasu: *to Kurama* From a distance you look like a wad of taffy.
__________________________________________________
Hiei: Dragon Ball Z fans scare me.
__________________________________________________
Koenma: I bet somewhere there's a horse drinking coffee.
__________________________________________________
Toguro: Don't you think you're overreacting, talking gumball machine?
__________________________________________________
Boton: *singing* The hills are alive, with the sound of men dying in agony!
__________________________________________________
Yusuke: Ooooh, pretty monster that comes out of a flower!
__________________________________________________
Kuwabara: So what do you use that third eye for?
Hiei: Hearing.
Kuwabara: What?!
Hiei: Seeing!
Kuwabara: Oh, I thought you said... nevermind.
__________________________________________________
Kurama: In space no one can hear you scream, except the spacemen.
__________________________________________________
Hiei: To victory! *runs off* *stops running* ... I have no idea where I'm going. -.-;;
__________________________________________________
Yusuke: I must remember to honer the power of the off switch.
__________________________________________________
Kuwabara: We're gonna be late for school!
Kurama: And I care why...?
[and yes, I do know that Kurama goes to a different school, just go with me here]
__________________________________________________
Boton: Evil pasteries, oh, they're my favorite! I love mean food! ^^
__________________________________________________
Keiko: You might just think it's me, until you see behind Mike, the evil living building!
Boton: Who said that?! Was it Creg, the evil living trash can?
Yukina: If you need me I'll be taking an evil bath.
Later:
Yukina: There's never enough water in this building of evil.
__________________________________________________
Kurama: *in girls clothes* I feel pretty. ^^
__________________________________________________
Hiei: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Hey, I actually did the evil laugh thing!
Kurama: Pats for Patric!
[did I mention that it's St. Patrics day?]
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Okay, I think I have all of you're quotes up, but if I don't please tell me in a review that way I can put them up in my next chapter, okay?
The next chapter's gonna be a special 20 questions chapter! I have it written, I just need to type it on my com, i was writing it in my notebook, but Kitsune's Rose read it and says it's good so I hope you all like it too. ^^ Well, until the next chapter! And I still want quotes for the chapter AFTER the 20 questions!
Ja matte ne, minna-san! ^^
Tohru: It's like a garbige jungle!
Shigure: Oh, that was almost poetic!
Hello again happy viewers, but if you aren't happy, Hello [insert mood here] viewers! I'm still pissed at ff.n, but I'm putting it on here (if you're reading it on ff.n/there (if your reading it on mm.o) anyway because that's where I get most of my reviews! I still can't believe that I have over 50 of them! I have over 60 all together! ^^
A Note to DarkFire18:
You know, I have 19 alternet personalities, but 4 main ones, Hiei, Yuki, Charley and Myself, Deadly Whispers! ^^ I scare all of the others, their names are: 1, 2, 3, 4, ,5 ,6 ,7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, and the one with no name! ^_________________________________^ *eye twitches*
Disclaimer: Do you think anyone really ever CARES about these disclaimers, I mean, there just there, no one pays any attention to them, unless they're funny... I don't even see why we do them, it's fan fiction, meaning it was made by a FAN otherwise it would be called an actual story, and with that I shall take my leave!
________________________________________________
Yukina: *stares at innocent children in her way like a wacko...or my grandpa* Get out of my way before I go Hitler on your ass!
~~~
From:
FearOfDying
________________________________________________
Hiei: Kuwabara...*gets down on one knee* Will you marry me?
~~~
Kurama: Screw math! Who needs math anyway?
~~~
From:
Mistress of the Darkness
________________________________________________
Kurama: *takes out a rose*
Karasu: Oh, is that a rose I see? *takes the rose* Oh, how prettyful! It smells so nice too! I love it's happy bright red color! Happy and bright is good *girlish giggle* ^_^
[HAHAHAHAHAH, that's so funny, reading it creeped me out! O.O]
~~~
Botan: I hate life! I hate the light! I hate people! I HATE EVERYTHING! That's it, I'm going goth *puts on black robes* -_-
~~~
Kuwabara: Arrgh, screw my stupid kitty, I'm getting a pet snake!
~~~
From:
super-kitsune
________________________________________________
Kuwabara: Shrimp
Hiei: *sings the Why can't we be friends song*
Kurama: He does that all the time now
~~~
Yusuke: I Love Puu!!
Kayko: Poo? Eww!
Yusuke: No I mean this puu *points to penguin*
Kayko: Oh...Eww!!
~~~
Hiei: Yukina I am your father! No wait...
~~~
Yukina: Kuwabara your village called...their missing their idiot!
[Inuyasha! ^^ Wait... didn't I already use this for Kuwabara and Hiei...? OH WELL! ^^]
~~~
Hiei: Yukina I am your sister! No wait...
~~~
Kurama: Yukina I am your father!! And Kuwabara is your mother!
Yukina: Eew.
~~~
[OMG, those where all so good! Tom and Jerry remind me of Yuki and Kyo in Fruits Basket! ^^]
From:
dark mizu
________________________________________________
Hiei: I went a nick name I went it to be? ... um...artichoke( I think that’s how you spell it)then you can call me Arty
Kurama: Hiei you don't give a nickname a nickname!
Hiei: Why not?
Kurama: 'cause that’s just stupid and you already got the nickname!
Hiei: well I like it, so to bad =P
From:
Okane-Tsuki
________________________________________________
Kurama: Roses are red I know. But if violets are blue, why do they call them violets?
[I've always thought about that... ^___^;;]
From:
mars explorer
________________________________________________
Hiei: HEY GUESS WHAT!
All: Yeah??
Hiei: I HAVE A PET MIDGET!
All: O_O;
Hiei's Pet Midget: *looks like Mini-Me from Austin Powers* *growls and barks and bites Kuwabara*
From:
Pyro Elf Midget
________________________________________________
Hiei:The Matrix has you,Kuwabara.
~~~
Kuarma:I feel pretty,oh so pretty.
[I was thinking of putting that song on my other fan fic! ^^]
~~~
Yuske:Dunnanananana BATMAN!
~~~
From:
First Fan Boy
________________________________________________
Hiei: Kurama I have a boo-boo*snivel hic*
Kurama: Aw...Let me kiss it and make it all beter.
Hiei:I need a hug!NOW!
~~~
Yusuke: I hate you,you hate me we're a disfuntional fam--*gets cut off by Hiei and Kurama*
Hiei and Kurama:*crying*You hate us?
Yusuke: No I hate Kuwabaka.
Kuwabara: People can be so cruel...
From:
kitsune_of_darkness_flame
________________________________________________
Kurama: Yo momma is so stupid she..
got hit by a parked car.
took 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
starved in a grocery store
thought a quarterback was a refund
Hiei: Yo momma is so fat she...
brought a spoon to the super bowl
sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
got on the scale and it said "to be countinued"
From:
Emmy/ The misstress of weird
________________________________________________
Yusuke: OMG! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS! BRINEY BRITNEY!! *faints*
~~~
Kurama: I AM THE ALMIGHTY LORD OF THE DOORBELLS AND CHICKENS! BOW TO MY LORDLY LORDLYNESS!!
~~~
Hiei: A coconut, it could grip it by the husk.
Kurama: a one ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
Yusuke: perhaps it was an african swallow.
Kurama: african swallows are non-migratory.
Yusuke: oh i see
Kurama: u see it's all a simple problem of weight ratios.
[HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I RMEMBER THAT!!!! ^_______________________^ Monty Python, ne?]
~~~
Hiei: *in front of t.v. watching Barney singing* I LUV U U LUV ME WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY!
~~~
Kurama: *at kareoke club* "I wanna rock ur body please stay
Yusuke: i'll stay any time for u! ^__~
Kurama: oo i was talking to the gurl next to u.
~~~
Kurama: pff homework, screw homework, i'm going to become the thing i've always wanted to be! A COMPUTER CHIP!! *starts making clicking sounds*
~~~
Hiei: *eye twitching* do u know what it's like to be the friend of a guy who's obsessed with flowers! IF SO THEN READ MY BOOK "My Friend is Obsessed flowers and shampoo"
[HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *to buissy laughing ass off to write coment*]
From:
sexy kitsune
________________________________________________
Kuwabara and Yukina: Guess what everybody! We're getting married! ^_^
All: congradulations!
Hiei: Can i be the best man?!
~~~
Botan: I'm so happy i could use my sythe of death and kill someone!
All: *steps off to the side...*
~~~
Puu: Yusuke you jerk! You were supposed to pick up my spirit food!
Yusuke: O_O um ok first you're supposed to reflect my personality, not Keiko's, and second, what happened to just saying "puu"?!
~~~
From:
Hiei's Dragon Girl
________________________________________________
________________________________________________
Yusuke: Hey Kuwabara, you want some gum?
Kuwabara: Sure*takes and chews gum*
Yusuke: Ha! That was trick gum! Now your addicted to heroine!
Both: *laugh *
Kuwabara: Im cold....
~~~
Kuwabara: I'm so hungry I could ride a horse. Wait…I don't get it…
~~~
From:
The Almighty Elena!!!!
[WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- I want some gum!]
__________________________________________________
Hiei: *singing* It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes...
[^^ Everyone likes to make Hiei sing, it just works so well! ^^]
~~~
Kurama: *holding rose, stroking it* My precious...
~~~
Kuwabara: E=mc2
~~~
From:
DemonandGoddess
__________________________________________________
Kurama: *in a sexy voice* Hey Hiei. . . Where's the bathroom?
~~~
From:
WhiteXRose
__________________________________________________
Kurama: Some words of insparation sign in oriental pet store: "buy one dog get one flea i saw a woman with 'GUESS' on it and i said: "thyroid problem i am nobody nobody is perfect therefore i am perfect holer random numbers when some one is counting tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy we are going to have to let one of you go ihave the heart of a child ...in a jar...on my desk go to a poetry resital and ask why the poems don't rhyme ask people what sex they are then laugh histeracly when they answer when money comes out of the ATM machine scream "i won i won"
From:
kira
[I liked all of it and thought I'd have one person say it all, so I didn't seperait it, hope that's alright with you. ^^]
__________________________________________________
Yukina: *to Kuwabara* Um...Kazuma...?
Kuwabara: *all happy* Yes, Yukina, my love?
Hiei and Kurama walk by, drinking cokes.
Yukina: I think I'm in love with Hiei...
Kuwabara: WHAT?! YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH SHRIMPFACE!?
Hiei squirts coke out of his nose for laughing and so does Kurama.
~~~
From:
Anime's no.1 FanGirl
[I really love your quotes, so of course I'll put this up too, hope you send me more soon! ^^ And I have a pretty twisted mind too when it comes to randomness, you can ask anyone, I scare many people. ^________________________________________________^]
__________________________________________________
Kurama:You want to hear some things you don't want to hear in surgery?
Yusuke: Sure
Kurama: Okay, pass me that, uh, thingie. Everybody stand back, I lost my contact lens! Thats cool, can you make her leg twitch!? I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses. What do you mean she wasn't in for a sex change?! Okay, now take a picture from this angel. This is truly a freak of nature.
Kuwabara: Wow, aren't you creative.
Kurama: Do you think she sufferd a concussion?
Kuwabara: A what?
Kurama: Hey have you ever noticed when you move one foot forward one stays back?
Kuwabara: o_O Right.
~~~
From:
maya
[your friends actually said these?! LOL]
__________________________________________________
Hiei: Kuwabara...I think your the nicest guy in town and ininity times stronger than me!
Kuwabara: No, no Hiei Your the strongest and nicest and look really hot in your deamon form!
Hiei: Your my bestest friend! *hugs Kuwabara*
From:
DarkRose450
_________________________________________________
Kurama: This is my imaginary friend. His name is uhh... um... *starts drooling and staring off into space* SPORKS! AH! Beware the evil Red Heads who weild the SPORKS!
~~~
From:
Lefty
[That reminds me of that one song that they're ALWAYS playing on MTV with the dudes heads bopping around and they're shaded red, LOL, I think it was "She Wants to Move", stupid name, but that was creepy! ^___^;; *eye twitches*]
_________________________________________________
Kurama&Hiei:AH! ITS THE MAN-EATING PIKACHU COMING TO DEVOUR OUR SOULS AND CURSE US WITH ITS EVIL WAYS!
From:
DarkHeart
[yes, I love this quote! ^^ And your name reminds me of Kingdom Hearts... *stairs off into space*]
_______________________________________________
Thanks for all the quotes! ^^ And now for mine:
_______________________________________________
Kurama: This story takes place in an imaginary kingdom called France...
__________________________________________________
Boton: We're back and we bring tidings of doom!
__________________________________________________
Karasu: *to Kurama* From a distance you look like a wad of taffy.
__________________________________________________
Hiei: Dragon Ball Z fans scare me.
__________________________________________________
Koenma: I bet somewhere there's a horse drinking coffee.
__________________________________________________
Toguro: Don't you think you're overreacting, talking gumball machine?
__________________________________________________
Boton: *singing* The hills are alive, with the sound of men dying in agony!
__________________________________________________
Yusuke: Ooooh, pretty monster that comes out of a flower!
__________________________________________________
Kuwabara: So what do you use that third eye for?
Hiei: Hearing.
Kuwabara: What?!
Hiei: Seeing!
Kuwabara: Oh, I thought you said... nevermind.
__________________________________________________
Kurama: In space no one can hear you scream, except the spacemen.
__________________________________________________
Hiei: To victory! *runs off* *stops running* ... I have no idea where I'm going. -.-;;
__________________________________________________
Yusuke: I must remember to honer the power of the off switch.
__________________________________________________
Kuwabara: We're gonna be late for school!
Kurama: And I care why...?
[and yes, I do know that Kurama goes to a different school, just go with me here]
__________________________________________________
Boton: Evil pasteries, oh, they're my favorite! I love mean food! ^^
__________________________________________________
Keiko: You might just think it's me, until you see behind Mike, the evil living building!
Boton: Who said that?! Was it Creg, the evil living trash can?
Yukina: If you need me I'll be taking an evil bath.
Later:
Yukina: There's never enough water in this building of evil.
__________________________________________________
Kurama: *in girls clothes* I feel pretty. ^^
__________________________________________________
Hiei: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Hey, I actually did the evil laugh thing!
Kurama: Pats for Patric!
[did I mention that it's St. Patrics day?]
_________________________________________________
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Okay, I think I have all of you're quotes up, but if I don't please tell me in a review that way I can put them up in my next chapter, okay?
The next chapter's gonna be a special 20 questions chapter! I have it written, I just need to type it on my com, i was writing it in my notebook, but Kitsune's Rose read it and says it's good so I hope you all like it too. ^^ Well, until the next chapter! And I still want quotes for the chapter AFTER the 20 questions!
Ja matte ne, minna-san! ^^