Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Things the Yu Yu Hakusho Characters Would Never Say ❯ Reviewer's Only II ( Chapter 6 )

Quote of the Day: "To bad Hiei's not here, we could use his jagan eye to find himself." -Boton

Konban wa. I'm tired and there's a movie on the TV, but that's not the point! The point is that I'm FINALLY back with a new chapter! Sorry it took SO long, but I've been busy! Gomen nasai! ^^ But you forgive me, ne, ne?

Anyhow, I got a crap-load of quotes from reviewers so I'm posting another Reviewer's Only chapter! I'll be posting my own quotes soon though, I have a crap-load of my own! ^^

Disclaimer: I own tree notebooks, an artist sketching pad, and two pads of graph paper! *looking all proud*

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Kurama got hurt in a battle and then Hiei started fighting the same guy then defeated him-

Kurama: You think you're all that in a bag of potato chips, don't you?

Hiei: Yes, I do! I have more fans!

Kurama: Well I'm all that in a bag of skittles, so taste the rainbow, BITCH! Oh and I have more fangirls than you everybody knows that! You are such a whore in those Hiei/ reader stories!

Hiei: Well that is the author's ideas not mine! I am not a whore either! You're the one that has the whip!

Kurama: SO.... I'm just that sexy!

Hiei: O_O' Whatever, baka, hentai fox!

Kurama: You know I'm sexy! *sings the 'I'm too sexy' song*

Hiei: once again O_O' baka kitsune... *sigh*

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From:

InTheShadows

[OMG, that was so funny! When I was reading it I was laughing my ass off and my dad was all like: It's not that funny, and I kept saying: Yes it is while laughing and practically choking on my laughter!]

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Hiei: I have fan girls! Yay!

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Youko Kurama: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! IT'S GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!

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Koenma: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Kurama: I...don't...know!!!

Kuwabara: African or European?

Koenma: European.

Kuwabara: *says the right answer, whatever it is*

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Hiei: *says something in Japanese*

Kurama: Huh? Sorry, I don't speak my native language.

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Hiei: DON'T TALK TO ME!!! THE TELETUBIES ARE ON!!!

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Hiei: *wearing white clothes* ^____^

Yusuke: o_0;; Hiei, why are you wearing white clothes?

Hiei: Because white is the base of all colors and I'm only wearing a white coat!!! *takes off his coat, he's wearing rainbow colors*

Kurama: Color sucks. *puts on black clothes*

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From:

Andromedacblack

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Kuwabara: *looks at Yusuke* How many beers are in a six pack?

Yusuke: o0

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Boton and Yukina watching he-man masters of the universe

Yukina: HOLY CRAP!

Boton: What is it Yukina?

Yukina: Skeletors a beefcake!

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Hiei: *talking to Kurama* Kuwabara is so foolish.

Kurama: Now, Hiei try to see it from his point of view.

Hiei: I'll try but I don't think I can get my head that far up my ass.

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Kuwabara when he's first using his spirit sword: *holds it up like he-man* I have- ow, pulled a muscle! this swords too heavy!

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Hiei to Yukina: Yukina, I am your father's mother's sister's aunt's uncle's nephew's neighbor's 5th cousin twice removed.

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Yusuke: It's what's on the inside that counts, right, Kurama?

Kurama: True, but if what's on the inside is crap your screwed.

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Kurama: If you can't say anything nice- *gets cut off by Yusuke*

Yusuke: Don't say anything at all, I know.

Kurama: *continues* Your probably talking to an asshole.

Yusuke:o0

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From:

unimportant bystander#12

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Hiei: Yukina, I am secretly your brother.

Yukina: All these years and you didn't tell me F***.

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Kurama: Can't sleep, Ompalumpa's will eat me.

Yusuke: Aww, but if I fight I might break a nail.

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Kurama: School prepares you for the real world which also sucks!

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Kurama: Unlike you, I know clowns are secretly plotting to take over the world.

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Hiei: I always say attack first wash the wood glue from my hair later.

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Kuwabara: This x-ray machine is great...except I don't remember eating a panda.

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Kurama: Mother, have you seen my porn movie?

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Hiei: Fire can burn you.

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Hiei: Black isn't really my color, I like pink better.

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Kurama: I'm not really a fox, the ears and tail are just super glued on.

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Jin: I'm afraid of heights.

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Touya: Brr, it's cold.

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Hiei: I'm not really bad, I was actually on the Teletubbies, I was just banned because I ate a stupid ningen kids head off; I'm the long lost one, Curly.

[OMG, that's so great! ^^]

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Yusuke: I have a six pack.

Kurama: A six pack of what?

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Kurama: *To Yusuke* I'm weird so ya want to do It.

Yusuke: Sure but I have ta warn ya I don't really play with foxes.

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Hiei: I have a Nut.

Kurama: Eww, Hiei don't say that.

Hiei: No, seriously, I have a nut want to see?

Kurama: Sure why not *Hiei pulls out a walNUT* Oh I get it. ^^

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From:

KuramaLover929

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Kurama: ROSE WHIP! *rose whip gets tangled in hair* -_-

Hiei: I told you flowers wanted to take over the world, but noooo, you just wouldn't listen to me, after all I did for you!

Kurama: 0_o

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Yusuke: I am the knights of nee!

Kuwabara: Why are you using plural....

Yusuke: Shut up, now bring me a shrubbery!

[Yes, it IS the best movie ever! I LOVE MPatHG!]

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Kurama: I hate Kuronue, he's a stupid bat boy!

Kuronue: At least I don't pay for cheap sex!

Hiei: I AM NOT CHEAP!

[*laughing so hard she falls out of chair and hits head on desk* X___x And the cheap jokes go on! ^___^ Although those cheap jokes are what keep our world from falling into an abyss of boredom!]

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Hiei: O.O *chasing rookie with his katan* O.o .. GAH THE ONION DIP MADE ME DO IT! *gets hit by a random cab driver* @_@

Kurama: O.o ...

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Kuwabara: What's the square root of a piece of pie?

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Karasu: *appears* WHERE IS MY LOVE OH PIE I HAVE A POEM FOR YOU!

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From:

DarkSage

[Hey, we haven't talked in a while… so are you still obsessed with Kaoru? LOL]

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Hiei: Kurama, what time is it?

Kurama: Umm 6:00.

Hiei: What? It was 5:30 30 minutes ago!

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Boton: I'm GAY.

Kurama: Seriously?

Boton: No, I just said that to get Yukina to sleep with me.

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Kurama: I like eggs I made them last night.

Yusuke: How many did you screw?

Kurama: No, I mean I made them last night; I like eggs but not in that way.

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Kurama: I wantede to see how sharp the knife was so I brought it across my finger.

Hiei: Why didn't you use paper?

Kurama: *Grabs paper, runs it across his arm* Nope not sharp enough.

[I LOVE THAT! You know, your friend reminds me of KR and I… ^____^

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From:

DamnHotFox

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Hiei: Oh come on. Not even Kurama that sick and twisted.

Kurama: *playing with barbie dolls* *looks up* Nope ^-^!

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Hiei: Hey guess what I finally got that vacation I wanted in Hell. ^-^!

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Kurama: Want to know how I get my hair this red? Guess. Give up? I 'died' it with blood.

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From:

hanyougirl9179

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Kurama: Hey, Hiei, what's the source of evil?

Hiei: Uhh. . . Periwinkle?

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From:

WhiteXRose

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Kurama: I think I need a haircut.

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Hiei: Yukina, I'm really your brother.

Yukina: What the fuck! Why the hell wouldn't you tell me! You bastard. Fuck that shit.

Hiei: Damn, Yukina, watch your language!

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From:

DemonandGoddess

[I didn't use yours? I'm so sorry! >.< *slaps self on hand* Gomen nasai!]

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Suzaku: storm of torment!

Yusuke: Aieeeeee!

Suzaku: Wow, he survived. But he wont live for long!

Yusuke: Darn you...

Suzaku: Now, now, there is good news.

Yusuke: What's that? A way to beat you?

Suzaku: Nope. I just saved a bunch o money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.

Murugu: I also saved a load of money on my medical insurance by switching to Medicare.

Yusuke and Suzaku: 0o

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From:

Dark_dradoness

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Suzaku: Yusuke, I love you.

Yusuke: ...................................... You need to get outside of this tower more often...

Suzaku: Why?

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Murugu: *spongebob laugh* Bahahhahhahahhahah! Bahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!!

Suzaku: SHUT-P! AS IF YOURE LAUGH WAS ANNOYING ENOUGH TO BEGIN WITH!

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Yusuke: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

Kuwabara: Well, how many?

Yusuke: *starts licking it* One.... two... three.... ah, screw it *pops it in his mouth*

Kuwabara: the world may never know...

[HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! THAT IS SO FUNNY!]

Hiei: Brittany Spears!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints*

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Kurama: *on CNN* This just in: we're all just people.

[*to busy laughing ass off*]

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Kuwabara In a Stupid Mood: Osama bin laden loves America!

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Yusuke: Oh brother, whata lunk head!

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Suzaku: I know! Lets make McDonalds make toys of us saint beasts and put them in happy meals!

Byakko: You know what? you shoulda listened to Yusuke, when he said for you to go outside more...

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Koenma: Meet the new spirit detective... Drew Carrymore!!

[I love Whose Line! ^^ Although I haven't seen that ep! T.T]

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Hiei: Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?

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Kuwabara: See spot.... see spot run... run, spot, run.... Jane sees spot run. ....... i dont get it.

Hiei: Perhaps you need to start using Hooked on Phonics...*sarcastic*

Kuwabara: I am.

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Yusuke: *sneezes, wips nose, holds out hand* Hey Koenma.

Koenma: *whose in teenage form* How ya doin?

Yusuke: *wips nose again and keeps holding out his hand*

Koenma: Somebody get me a bucket, a bag...anything...

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From:

Akutsu no kuno hi

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There you go! I'm gonna get started on my next chapter now! ^^

Minna-san, ja matte ne!