Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Things the Yu Yu Hakusho Characters Would Never Say ❯ Chapter Seven ( Chapter 7 )

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Hiei: And the secret ingredient is love, dammit!

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Youko Kurama: And if the myths prove to be true, there's always someone watching you, and his name… is Santa.

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Shuichi: *sees ostrich* … Dude, it's a llama!

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Kuronue: Honey, did you see the naked, bald guy with the knife?

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Hiei: If I were a man with guils (sp?) , I would be… a fish!

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Karasu: You dragged me away from pipe bending for this?!

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Shuichi: Look marry, dammit!

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Kuwabara: My pencil eraser seems to have been depleted… do you have some that I could borrow.

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Kurama: Why doe everybody love Poptarts so much?

Hiei: Because, I godda have my pops… oh wait… that's Corn Pops Cereal.

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Shuichi: Looking at tomorrow's weather… the high temperature will be between 40 below zero and 200 above!

Hiei: This guy's never wrong! ^^

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Boton: … I hear happiness outside… I must go destroy it!

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Hiei: *running* Out of me way! They're after me lucky charms!

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Yusuke: … Caffino…

Kuwabara: Huh?

Yusuke: Caffino Drive Thru Espresso. There's a cup on the desk.

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Shuichi: Everything sounds better when you add "dammit" at the end! ^^

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Hiei: What's that?

Kurama: Little children frolicking on wheeled objects.

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Youko Kurama: *smiles all kawaii like* I'm a hermaphrodite! ^^ That's why I'm always on top!

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Shuichi: I'm so hungry I could ride a horse… I don't get it… well I could ride it to the store I guess…

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Y. Toguro: kindly remove your foot from my nostril so that I may kill you.

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Keiko: Here it comes; can you hear it? That's the sound of your doom!

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Keiko: Say hello to our little friend, the F word.

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Hiei: Kurama, don't tease the military!

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Koenma: GAH! They're like little nails scratching on the chalkboard of my brain!

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Hiei: Bring forth the wheel of consumption!

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O. Toguro: Excuse me, I've godda go fix the thing… behind the place… there…

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Hiei: Sweet something of someplace!

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Hiei: What did you do now?! Stop doing things!!

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Boton: Things, give me things! NYAHAHAHA- *cough cough* *gasp*

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Keiko: I can't see a thing, dammit!

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Hiei: My god, he's become evil! *all stare* I mean eviler!

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Shuichi: Look marry, dammit!

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Hiei: *wining* Kurama, the cupboard bit me!

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Kurama: I wanna ask you something…

Yusuke: What?

Kurama: When I remember…

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Kuronue: You are not blameless, you are blameful!

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Yusuke: Gasp! It's my archenemies… cool! I have archenemies!

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Kurama: Oh no! Those super powerful freaks are going to tare up apart!

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Hiei: You're quacking to loud, Mr. Ducky!

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Kuronue: You know who you are? You're Nancy Drew… from hell!

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Kuwabara: You poor thing, I see the mashed potato fumes have gone to your head.

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Yukina: *cries*

Hiei: hey look, super balls!

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Yusuke: Shut up with all your not shutting up!

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