Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Things the Yu Yu Hakusho Characters Would Never Say ❯ Chapter Eight ( Chapter 8 )

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Quote of the Day: What repulsive creature makes my eardrums bleed? -Hiei
kon'nichi wa! I hope you slept good last night... BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL DIDN'T! I fell asleep around 3 in the morning, then I woke up in the middle of the night at around 4:30 AM and couldn't get back to sleep for about an hour! GAH! ANYHOW! I'm sory for those on animespiral.com who's quotes I didn't use, I wasn't able to get on the stupid site when I was updating! ^___^;; I'll put them in on this chapter though! Oh, and sorry, KR, here's your credit: CREDIT! LAM! (laughing at midgets) I'm just kidding, anyhow, there were things in my fic that KR either said, or co-said (if that makes any sense) . The following was said by Kitsune's Rose:

Hiei: Because, I godda have my pops oh wait that's Corn Pops Cereal
Little children frolicking on wheeled objects
I wanna ask you somethingWhat?When I remember
You are not blameless , you are blameful !
that's it! ^^ Actually, a good deal of these quotes come from KR and CK. Okay, on with the disclaimer.



Kurama: What's the number for 911?!


Hiei: *does one of his moves, and fire blows around him* AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! I'M ON FIIIIIRE! *runs around*


Kuwabara: Hokked on fonix rilly workz! I graguatd!


InuKitsuneMiko


Kuwabara: It's not you its me.
in eyes* What do you mean?
Keiko is now the love of my life.
walks up.
*on one knee* Keiko will you marry me?
Of course. I thought you'd never ask
*yelling to Kuwabara who is walking away with Keiko* I thought we had something special.

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hieinkuramas#1fan



Hiei: *Falls out of a lemon tree*
It's raining men! Hallelujah!!!
lazy to log in....
guessing that's not your real penname, ne?]


Hiei: Yukina, I'm your long lost sister- I mean brother! Ah, dammit!

Kurama, there is no one in this world who does not have a heart in their scars. Wait. There is no scar.... There is no heart withough a shallow scar... Ah, fuck it. Let's have sex.
OMG, I remember that sceen too-- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Sounds like something CK, KR, and i would say, ne, KR?]


Yukina: Oh, my Playgirl magazine has come in! I can't wait to see the pull-out poster on page-... Kurama-san?!


LadyLuck_666


Hiei: Kuwabara, will you bear my child?


nunofyorbiz

for myown quotes! And I'll give you credit, okay, KR? But you better give me credit in your fic when you have something that I said!

I can't draw mini cows.
by KR

Where have all the flowers gone?
Up my ass.

The power of purple!

*points to Keiko* it's like a moth on fucking fire!

Toguro: *reading magazine* ... Bury t he monkey... sounds like some safe sex term...

I don't give a flying fuck about roses!

They're not just any teeth, they're magnetic teeth!

Say hello to the S&M chicken!

It's as foggy as a bear's butt in spring time!

It's like chocolate, except chewwy and good for you!

the 20 questions this is gonna wait for just a little while longer, but I have another special that I wanna dfo before that, okay? Sorry, but I WILL do the 20 Questions thing soon! ^^ *has fingers crossed behind back*
ja matte ne!