Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Things the YYH Crew Would Never Say ❯ Chapter Two ( Chapter 2 )

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One Last Reminder: I'll say this only one more time. This fic is meant to be funny, it's for people who simply want to have a good laugh. It's not meant to offend anyone, not meant to make the YYH characters look like idiots (Even though they often do), and it's not meant to be taken seriously.

Warnings: This chapter basically contains more embarrassing situations.

Now, let's get on with the stuff peeps in YYH would never say/do!

22.

Hiei: (Has just unleashed Dragon of the Darkness Flame and Zeru is now a pile of ashes)

OOOOOWWWWWEEEEEE!!! My poor widdle arm is in soooo much pain…

Everyone Else: …*Sweatdrops*

23.

Hiei: I'm so sorry I've been insulting you and making you look like a loser,

Kuwabara…it's just because I was jealous that you have a family and everyone pays

more attention to you…*Mumbles* Even though it was because you were getting your

ass kicked all the time…

Kuwabara: I'm really sorry I was mean to you, too. It was because my brain capacity

isn't big enough to understand that you had a troubled past. Plus I guess I was jealous

`cause all the girls love you and not me…

Hiei: They do, don't they? *Smickers* Well, don't expect that to change, Buddy.

Kuwabara: I'm also sorry I called you all those names. I guess words just jumped out of

my mouth.

Hiei: I forgive you for being too dumb to control yourself. Just don't call me names again.

Kuwabara: Put it here, Brother!

Hiei: I love you, man! (Hugs)

Kuwabara: I never knew that that whore Yukina has a shrimp like you for a brother!

Hiei: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!! (Kills Kuwabara to vent his anger, then grins)

Hiei: Heh…well, I warned him!

24.

Kurama: (About to fight) ROSE…err…(blank look)…What is it called again?

Opponent: …(Falls over from shock)

25.

Kuwabara: E=MC spuared is equivalent to y to the quadrillionth power times the square

root of 120.13, which could also be 5.66 divided by the polynomial of xy times pie…

26.

Koto: Well, it looks like the Masked Fighter's opponent has ripped off his or her cloak

and we will finally be able to see his or her true identity…

Masked Fighter: (Turns around to reveal himself as a man with grey hair, brown eyes and

buck-teeth…and he also smells really bad) Howdy, y'all! Ah guess y'all've fahnally

found out who Ah really am! Ah'm Joe Bush, George Dubya Bush's twin brother! Mah

bro was afraid he'd get killed by y'all demons, so Ah've come wit' de only team wit'

humans so Ah could kill y'all! YEEEEEHOOOO!!!

Everyone Else in Stadium: …*Cricket, cricket*

Someone in the Audience: …Hey, who wants to kill him?

Everyone Else (Except Joe): I DO!!!!

(Joe freaks out and runs for his life, screaming, before he's quickly torn to shreds)

27.

Toguro: I've given up my career of selling demons and trying to find someone

challenging to fight. I also have a new name! (Takes off shirt and flexes muscles) From n

now on, I am Ahnold Swarzeneggar, body builder, TV stah, and govnuh of Cah-li-forn-

ya! Let me show you my huge, awesome muscles, and Ah'll pump you all up!!!

28.

Hiei: Yes! Now I have all three artifacts, and all of these worthless humans will be my

slaves!!!

Yusuke: (Suddenly appears) NOT SO FAST, YOU DEMON SCUM!!!

Hiei: (Notices his really corny superman outfit) …You…are the biggest loser I've ever

seen! (Falls over laughing)

Yusuke: (Pouting) Hey, Koenma made me wear this! Stop laughing!

Hiei: (Still laughing hysterically) …What're you gonna do…zap me with your laser

Vision? (Holding ribs and laughing even louder)

Yusuke: Quit laughing! …Aww, crap…I give up… (Leaves, too embarrassed to fight

Hiei in his ridiculous outfit)

29.

Youko Kurama: (Running a Flower Shop) Hey, all you lucky customers out there! Today

is Valentine's Day, so everything is on sale! We also have two specials for today only.

Reliever Roses are available. Once you get tired of your mate, give it to them. One sniff a

and they'll be devoured in a single bite! The Brain Suckers are also available, resembling

ordinary roses. When you've gotten tired of your mate's smart-ass remarks, offer to put

one in their hair, and they'll become your brainless servant! It works everytime!

Available in shades of teal, purple, red and gold. Thank you for shopping at Youko Mart

and enjoy!

30.

Kuwabara: (Running around with a fire hose, burning millions of kittens into a crisp)

BWAHAHAHA!!! I get ten points for every kitten I hit! Oh man, who knew burning

These rotten pests into ashes could be so fun! WEEEEEEE!!!

Well everyone, that's it for now. I'm sorry if it wasn't as funny as last time! I'll post ten scenes each week, until I've posted fifty scenes. I'll do more only if you guys want me to, and if my scenes stay funny enough. If you have questions, feel free to write them and I'll answer them in the next chapter. Remember, I only need a few reviews to write more! THANX SO MUCH!!!

Next Time: Certain YYH folks are on the Jerry Springer show, Team Urameshi goes up against the toughest girls on the block, Hiei is stuck baby-sitting, and Kuwabara gets insults yelled at him from a place he can't figure out. All this and more!