Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Tis the Season ❯ Bring out the sake! ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer: gomen nasai people!! I don't own yu yu hakusho! Which is probably a good thing!!!

Summary: ok so the last two chapters haven't been very funny or long and I'm sorry I'm still trying to figure out why the hell everything is being retarded and my stories rnt showing up double spaced like I want them to be which is really annoying so I'm trying out different stuff and yah. Anyway I'll try to make this one funny and that shouldn't be too hard since we are now introducing….::drum roll:: JIN TOUYA AND CHU! Well I kinda just spoiled who yusuke is getting but who cares. Anyway, what will happen on this next exciting chapter of Tis the Season and find out why the hell am I copying dragon ball z.

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When Kurama arrived at Kuwabara's house everything seemed fairly normal. That is, until

he entered the living room. There were at least twenty sake bottles already empty and lying

scattered all over the room, one even on top of one of the 7-foot tall bookshelves, Kuwabara

was holding hands with Yukina and they were dancing circles around the Christmas tree like young children playing Ring around the Mulberry bush, Hiei had five bottles of sake

littered around him and he looked as though he was on his sixth, as he was standing on his

head drinking the bottle upside down. The only people who looked sober were Shizuru,

Kieko, and Genkai, though he wasn't too sure about Genkai as she seemed to be reverting

back to her younger form every couple of minutes.

Going over to sit next to Hiei and to make him get off of his head, he grabbed one of the countless full sake bottles and began to drink in a civilized manner. One bottle turned into three, and pretty soon he and Hiei were too busy attacking Kuwabara's cat to notice that Yusuke was back with a few old friends.

Suddenly Hiei was upside down again, but this time he was also floating in midair.

"Well now, that be a good amount of sake you been drinking there Hiei. Mind if I have

some?" inquired an all too familiar wind master in an all too familiar Irish accent. With that

Hiei was dropped head first onto the couch and Jin commenced in grabbing several bottles

of sake for himself. Kurama looked up and saw that Yusuke and Jin were accompanied by

Touya and Chu as well.

"Alright now this is my kinda party. You should have warned me Urimeshi, I woulda

brought somea my own booze," slurred an already drunk Chu.

"Hm. It's been a while since I've been to a party like this. I won't say I enjoy these parties but who can say no to their lover?" stated a cool Touya.

"Well, it looks like everyone's here! But you guys already started without me! How could

you Kuwabara? How the hell am I gonna catch up with everyone?"

"Srry Uremishi as soon as *hic Hiei got here everyone just started drinking sake like there

was *hic no tomorrow." replied a drunk Kuwabara who was still jumping around the

Christmas tree with Yukina.

Shizuru snorted. "So much for `drinking responsibly' baby bro. I've always known you were a pack of lies but I would never think that you'd lie to your girlfriend, even if you were thinking that you were about to die," scolded the tall brunette. Chu's eyes lit up as soon as he saw Shizuru.

"Hey baby whatda say to having some of this here sake with me then us getting to know

each other? Sounds like fun eh?"

"Sorry mohawk man, I'd rather not get drunk with you, seeing as there's nothing in it for

me."

"Well now, I think I know a way to convince you. Whatda say to this deal: you and me get drunk, and I'll beat the lighters outta yer bro with ya. sounds like fun eh?"

"Hell yah it sounds like fun. Hey Kieko pass the sake wudda?"

Yusuke scratched his head. ::wait a sec, someone's missing. hm lets see, Kurama's chasing after the cat, Shizuru and Chu are starting a drinking contest, Hiei as attempting to fly after Jin, Jin is jumping up and down off of Kuwabara's head, Yukina is sitting on a chair giggling while Kuwabara runs into the Christmas tree, Genkai is in her younger form and trying to shoot a potted plant, Kieko is sitting in a chair watching everything, and Touya is sitting on the ground drinking a bottle of sake::

"Oi Kuwabara stop running into the tree. Where are the toddler and the grim reaper?"

"Over here! Don't tell me you started the party without us!" came a high pitched girly

voice. At the door were Botan and Koenma, Botan in her pink party dress and Koenma in

his teenage form in a black shirt and khakis.

"What took you guys so long? Oar break down or something on the way here? Or did toddler need a new diaper?"

"Can it Yusuke I don't need to hear your insults outside of the job thank you very much.

For your information we had important business to attend to that you don't need to know

about" replied an annoyed Koenma.

"Oh before we forget we have an announcement to make. Everyone please listen to us.

Koenma and I are engaged!" announced an ecstatic Botan.

"About time now I can finally stop listening to your complaining about him being too slow

in your relationship" muttered a slightly annoyed Shizuru who had been interrupted from

her drinking contest with Chu, which she was losing badly.

"Congratulations Botan, I'm very happy for the both of you" replied Kieko with a quick

glare at Shizuru who didn't see it.

"This be a very happy thing, and to celebrate happy things yer two must have some sake!"

proclaimed a drunk Jin.

"Here yer two go. Ten bottles of sake. Best split those up five a piece, else one is likely to

be too drunk for the other to handle and we wouldn't be a wantin that now would we."

"Uh thank you Jin but I think my fiancé and I will just be having tea for now," replied a

slightly nervous Koenma.

"Nonsense honey! An announcement like this has to be celebrated! Thank you very much for the sake Jin. We will need you to bring us more very soon."

"We will?!?!" asked a VERY nervous Koenma.

"Of course we will! Now you just drink your sake like a good immortal and we can have

more fun later."

"yeesss dear" stuttered Koenma. Yusuke snickered.

"Have fun with you're future wife Koenma! But be careful we wouldn't want any

unexpected children before the wedding!"

With that he left a yelling Koenma to deal with his already drunk wife and sat down next to Kieko. Suddenly there was a big thud.

"What the hell was that?" he asked.

"I dunno. Hey, where's shorty?" asked Kuwabara.

"NANI?!?! My beloved baby is missing?!?!? How could this be?! He's disappeared before he could tell Yukina that he was her long lost brother? No we must find him immediately! I can't live without him!" shrieked a very drunk Kurama in a very girlish way.

With that Yusuke, Kurama, Kuwabara, Jin, and Touya all rushed out of the room to find Hiei, leaving Yukina asking Genkai who was now attempting to destroy to table thinking it was Toguro the question

"Hiei is my long lost brother?"

Meanwhile the boys had just entered Kuwabara's room and gasped in shock at what they saw.

darkdemonchild: ok I promised a longer chapter and I came through! woohoo go me. Ok no more updates until I get some reviews and ideas on what everyone finds in Kuwabara's room. Please review! I'm starting to run out of ideas and my bottle of coke is starting to run low! Help!

nani: what

sake: Japanese alcohol. I'm not sure but I think its like beer. Never had any and I have seen it either.