Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Tis the Season ❯ Attack of the rabid math homework! ( Chapter 4 )

Tis the Season

Disclaimer: ha I wish I owned yu yu, then I could make the annoying people DIE! Muhahahahahahahahahahaha *evil crazed maniacal laugh* ^_^; sorry, too much sugar today.

Summary: ok for chapter 4 of my odd, random xmas fic: the mystery of kuwabaka's room (that's not a spelling error by the way ^_~), genkai gets REALLY drunk, which is NOT a good thing, and yah other stuff. There is no plot to this story at all. And if it takes me a while to update that's cus im only updating when im hyper, and school starts again in a few days, so I got a ton of hw to finish up. Sorry if it takes a while! Anyway, on with the fic! Charge!!! ^_^ I told u, too much sugar.

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The boys ran into Kuwabara's room and gasped at what they saw. There, in the middle of the floor, were his bookshelves, books, magazines (magazines uh huh sure ^_~ im a perv I can't help it), papers, movies, even his chair were all in a huge pile. And from under the pile was a single, pale hand protruding from underneath a pile of pre-algebra homework.

"HIEI!!! OH MY GOD DON'T MOVE! I'LL SAVE YOU!!!!!" screamed Kurama in a VERY girlish way.

Quickly throwing the homework away he pulled an unconscious Hiei out from under the pile. As he slowly opened his eyes, Kurama began to question him. " Hiei! Are you alright? What happened? Did the mean math homework attack you? How many times must I tell you Hiei! NEVER PROVOKE HOMEWORK, ESPECIALLY IF IT'S MATH HOMEWORK! It's evil I tell u, eeeevvvvviiiiilllllll," he said in a very crazed way.

"I always listen to what you say baby. I didn't provoke the homework. But I saw the pretty birdy outside the window flying and I wanted to fly too so I flew around the room and crashed into everything. I'm sorry. You aren't mad at me are you?" he asked giving Kurama the best set of puppy dog eyes he had ever seen in his long life.

"Awww I can't be mad at you Hiei. I love you!" with that he pulled him into a very drunk kiss.

"You may not be mad at him Kurama but I sure as hell am! What the hell did you do to my room you bratty little midget?!?! You'd better start cleaning it up right away!" screamed a very pissed of Kuwabara.

"Awww the little short man got hisself a kissy wissy from his boyfriend. This calls for a celebration! MORE SAKE!!!" proclaimed a floating Jin.

Hiei looked up. "OOO it's the birdy!!! Must fly and catch birdy!!" With that he did a very impressive display of jumping and `flying' after the `birdy', that is until he flew straight into the wall.

"HIEI! Must I remind you every ten seconds? NO FLYING AFTER BIRDIES IN OTHER PEOPLES HOUSES!" scolded Kurama in a very parenting manner.

Just then there was another bang in the opposite side of the house. Hiei looked scared. " It wasn't me I swear!"

"Of course it was! You split yourself into two beings so you could wreck my house! Just wait until I get my hands on you you miserable little dwarf!" shrieked Kuwabara, running over to Hiei looking ready to throttle him, and Hiei running behind Touya and using him as a shield against the raging drunk. Yusuke slapped Kuwabara upside the head.

"Baka, Hiei can't split himself. That was where Yukina was."

Kuwabara suddenly looked scared. "YUKINA-CHAN!!!! I'M COMING YUKINA-CHAN! KAZUMA'S COMNG TO SAVE YOU!!!" with that he ran full speed out the door and to the living room

::that got him going pretty fast. Just mention Yukina and he'll run like the wind:: Yusuke thought chuckling. Suddenly a thump could be heard. Poking his head out the door he saw a mass of human body parts lying on the ground.

"I'm alright, no one coming running for me," mumbled Kuwabara. He had tripped over his own feet, fallen down the stairs, and landed with his head in his cat's milk saucer. Leaving Hiei and Kurama to do whatever it was that demon boyfriends did, Yusuke calmly walked past Kuwabara, taking care to slowly step on his hand as he passed. Entering the living room, he saw that Genkai had succeeded in blowing up the plant, and was now having a very heavy making out session with one of the green couch pillows, every so often moaning something about Toguro. Meanwhile it seemed that Botan has successfully jumped her fiancé and was making out with him on the kitchen table, Shizuru and Chu were still at it at the drinking contest, only Shizuru looked like she would pass out at any minute, Yukina was looking very confusedly at Kuwabara as he fell to his knees before her and asked her for his forgiveness for not rescuing her from the evil demon eating meatball, Jin and Touya were on top of a bookshelf making out, though Jin seemed about ready to fall of the edge pretty soon, Hiei and Kurama still hadn't returned from Kuwabara's room, and Kieko was sitting on the armchair quietly sipping some sake.

Yusuke grinned. Now to get himself some kisses. Walking over to Kieko in a manlike fashion he picked her up, sat himself down in the armchair, and placed her on his lap. ::now for the party to really start:: he thought slyly to himself. The make out session was just starting to get good when suddenly to doorbell rang. Interrupting the kiss, Yusuke carefully put Kieko on the ground next to the chair, and got up grumbling to answer the front door, conspiring various ways of painful death that could be used on whoever was at the door. Opening the door he was about to rudely ask what the hell they wanted when he looked at their faces and gasped in shock for the second time in twenty minutes.

"What the hell are YOU guys doing here?!?!?!" was all he managed to sputter.

Darkdemonchild: muhahahahahahaha who could it be at the door? U'll find out in the next chapter!!! O and just to tell u, I know! And im not telling! Muhahahahahaha. But don't you all agree with me? Math homework is eeeevvviiiilllll, and is very dangerous when attacking. ^_^ Anyway, this isn't the longest chapter, but I thought that this was a good place to end, so im ending it here. ^_^ please review!