Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Tis the Season ❯ Surprise guests ( Chapter 5 )

Disclaimer: nope still don't own yu yu.

Summary: ok it's the 5th chapter! Everyone do a happy dance!!! * does a happy dance * ok in this chapter the mysterious people at the front door are revealed, and other random stuff happens. Well, enough summarizing! On with the fic!

::thoughts::

Yusuke stood gaping at the entire Toguro team that stood just outside the door. Once he pulled himself together, he wondered whether to slam the door on their faces, shoot the biggest Spirit Gun he had ever shot in his life, or ask them once again how and why they were here. He decided the latter.

"What the hell are you guys doing here, and how are you alive?!?!?! We killed you! Well, except for you Bui, but everyone else is supposed to be dead!!"

Younger Togoru chuckled deeply at the outburst. "We found out about your little Christmas party and decided to crash it. Of course we had to get Koenma's permission before leaving Rekai, but that was easy considering his fiancé was jumping him again. And we all had our own special reasons for coming."

"I want to know if that foxy Kurama is here" stated Karasu bluntly. "He and I never did get together, and I want to play with his beautiful red hair again, or maybe his silver hair if he changes into Yoko."

"I want to see Hiei again. He was the best fighter I've ever faced, besides Toguro. Maybe he'll spar with me," said Bui.

"I just came along to torment the fool. He's so fun to torture," said Elder Toguro, snickering evilly.

"And I came to see my beloved Genkai again," said Younger Toguro with dreamy eyes.

Yusuke looked at the supposed-to-be-dead demons and replied "Kurama and Hiei are busy doing whatever they're doing in Kuwabara's room, and if you make one move on Kurama Hiei will kick your ass. Hiei's hella drunk and if he tried to spar he'd blow up the house. Kuwabara's begging Yukina to forgive him for not rescuing her from an evil meatball, and Genkai, last time I checked, was making out with one of the couch pillows."

"WHAT!!!! MY BELOVED GENKAI HAS FOUND ANOTHER!!! HOW COULD THIS BE?!?!?! I'M COMING MY LOVE!!" shrieked Toguro in a very girlish way.

::oh god one Kurama was bad enough, now Toguro is pulling a Kurama before he's even had one bottle of sake:: Yusuke thought to himself grimacing as Toguro pushed him aside and ran to Genkai, getting on his knees and begging her to forgive him for dying and not coming back sooner and for killing her and for becoming a demon and whatever else he was talking about. ::oh now he's pulling a Kuwabara. Great, just great. Now I have to make sure that they don't end up killing us. So much for having a nice make out session with Kieko.::

"What do you mean Kurama's going out with Hiei?! Well then, I'll just have to lock Hiei in a room and then Kurama will be mine! All mine! Muhahahahahahaha" cackled Karasu running up to Kuwabara's room.

"Well if Hiei can't spar, I might as well stay and have some sake. I hope that won't be a problem," said Bui while ducking to enter the chaotic house (~a/n: remember, he's 9 feet tall. They say that in the dvd Sword and Dragon, which is Hiei's and Bui's battle and the first part of Kuwabara's battle. Hehehehehe they say hiei's 4'10 without his hair. ^_^)

"Hmm Kuwabara loves Yukina? I'll just hide her from him and say I killed her! And make another puppet show with my hands! Muhahahahahaha!" laughed elder Toguro evilly also entering the house.

::oh god this party just went from chaos to the apacolipse!:: thought Yusuke.

~Kuwabara's room~

Kurama had finally captured a very cute `flying' fire demon and was now kissing the living daylights out of him. ::this is fun! We gotta do this more often!:: he thought happily to himself. Suddenly the door opened. Breaking off the kiss he turned around and slurred "We don't want any Christmas wreaths we already have twenty thank you."

Turning back to Hiei, he saw that the fire demon's blood red eyes had widened at the site of the intruder. Turning around again he squinted at the man. ::Hmm he looks so familiar! Hmmm long black hair, pale skin, purple eyes, mask on his mouth, weird black and red outfit. Where have I seen him before?:: he pondered. Then it hit him.

"AHHHHH IT'S YOU!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!?! I KILLED YOU!!!!!" (a/n: oooo kurama swore! ^_^ im evil) he shrieked.

"Now now Kurama, you should really mind your language. All I wanted to do was talk to little Hiei here. Bui wants to spar with him but he's too nervous to confront him himself," stated Karasu as convincingly as possible.

With that said he pulled a shocked Hiei by the arm out of the room and into the bathroom three doors down the hallway. Locking the door, he glared at the little fire demon.

"How dare you steal Kurama from me?!?! He's mine! I saw him first!" he yelled at Hiei.

"But its all ok now. I'll just be leaving you here to contemplate all the mistakes you've made." With that said he left the bathroom, taking care to lock the door, leaving a very confused Hiei locked in the bathroom with no hope of escape.

::and now, love, I have you all to myself.:: he thought grinning as he entered Kuwabara's room where Kurama sat on the floor looking confused.

"Where's Hiei?" he questioned the ebony-haired demon.

"He left to go spar with Bui. It seems he doesn't love you as much as you thought."

"But Hiei can't spar when he's drunk! He'll blow up the house!"

"Wouldn't he do that if he was sober?"

"True. But why are you still here?"

Karasu sat down next to the red head and began to play with his hair. "I've waited so long to see you again Kurama. I've really missed this beautiful, silky hair of yours. Have you missed me? Have you been thinking fondly of our fight? Do you like me?"

"To be perfectly honest with you Karasu, I think you're the creepiest demon I've ever met, a vampire wannabe, and you give me nightmares every other night, except for when I have finals, then I have nightmares about you every night," stated Kurama bluntly.

"So you HAVE been thinking of me!! I feel so honored! I love you too Kurama!" exclaimed Karasu gleefully."

Before Kurama could protest Karasu was suddenly kissing him. His eyes widened as he tried to push the other off, but was pulled even tighter into the embrace. Suddenly there was a big bang, and a second later the door to the room was opened.

"You BASTARD! GET AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND!!!!" screamed a VERY pissed off Hiei.

Pulling Karasu off of Kurama he hugged his love fiercely. Karasu looked puzzled.

"How did you get out of the bathroom?"

"You locked the door from the inside."

"Oh. What was the bang then?"

"Genkai just tried to kill Toguro again."

"Oh."

Just then the doorbell rang again. Kurama jumped up and grabbed Hiei. "Come Hiei, lets go see who it is!" he exclaimed very quickly while running out of the room as fast as lightening. Racing to the door he pulled it open to find yet again another surprise visitor from beyond the grave.

"Kur..onue?"

darkdemonchild: muhahahahahahahahahaha. Once again, another surprise visitor. Ok I need some ideas now cus everyone who I wanted to put in the fic is here, except I might add in one more but I doubt it. Anyway, now that everyone's here, what should they do? Suggestions por favor!!!!!! And as always, please review!!! ^_^