Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ To Fly on Silver Wings ❯ The party starts... ( Chapter 4 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

LK: I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! NOW, LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! (is standing in middle of open field)
LK: First, somewhere to party! (looks around) Perfect spot! But something's missing...ah! (takes out laptop, types something) muttermutteradditionalroomsfreemutterinstantshippingmuttermutterautoinstall ationmuttersoundproofwallsmuttermuttermutterauthoressmagicaccountnumbermutt er...
SEND! (presses enter)
Delivery truck: (pulls up right in front of her, cute guy steps out)
Cute Guy: Special Delivery for a Ms. Lumina Kitsune...
LK: That's me!
Cute Guy: Sign here.
LK: ok. (signs)
Cute Guy: Package is in the truck.
LK: Yay! (goes into back of truck, voice echoes out) Woah! You could fit my whole house in here and still get lost in the space leftover! (head pokes outside) I don't see it.
Cute Guy: It's in the back.
LK: (head disappears, footsteps are heard going towards the back, stops) I still don't see...(interrupted)
Cute Guy: Look down.
LK: Huh? This is... (noises heard, footsteps going towards the exit, appears holding the package) This is...TINY! Are you sure this is all of it?!
Cute Guy: (shrugs) How should I know? I'm just the cute delivery guy. (gets back into truck)
Delivery Truck: (drives off)
LK: -.-;

Narrator: Meanwhile, somewhere close by...

Kuwabara: Are we there yet?
Yusuke: No.
(5 minutes later...)
Kuwabara: Are we there yet?
Yusuke: No.
(5 minutes later...)
Kuwabara: Are we there yet?
Hiei: No, and if you say that one more time...
Kuwabara:...You'll what, shortie?
Hiei: I'll slice off your BEEP and shove it up your BEEPING BEEP!!!!
Kuwabara: OH YEAH!?!?! WELL, I'LL...
Yusuke: (interrupts) Hey, guys...?
K & H: WHAT?
Yusuke: The thing's going crazy.
K & H: (stop fighting) Huh? (look at compass)
Compass: (spinning wildly, blows up)
All: (stare)
Kuwabara: Now how are we supposed to find Kurama?
Yusuke: Beats me...
Kuwabara: Let's ask that woman over there. (points at LK)
Yusuke: Ok.
All: (walk over)
Yusuke: Hey lady...
LK: (is staring at package, which is lying on the ground in front of her) SHHH! I need silence...
Yusuke: (shuts up)
LK: (stares at package)
(5 minutes later)
Kuwabara: ...Are we there yet?
Hiei: Hn. Let's go...
LK: Hah! (grasps string lying on top of package, yanks)
Package: <click>
Everyone: (stares) Click?
Package: (electronic voice) Stand back.
Everyone: ???
Package: (suddenly starts expanding rapidly)
Everyone: ! (turns and runs)
Package: (expands into HUGE mansion)
Everyone: (stares)
Kuwabara: WOW! That house is HUGE!
Hiei: Hn. We can see that, baka.
Kuwabara: WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF THAT, SHORTIE?!? (charges up his Spirit Sword)
Hiei: Bring it on! (take out his katana and attacks Kuwabara)
Yusuke: <sighs> Hey lady, as I was saying...
LK: (notices Yusuke for first time) Hm? Oh! Are you here for the sleepover?!?
Yusuke: Huh? No, we are...
LK: (isn't listening) Of course you are! Come in, come in!
Yusuke: Wait, I said... (is pushed into mansion)
LK: Follow the kitty. (shuts door behind him)
Yusuke: (turns around and starts banging on door) We came for directions you BEEP! (hears a sound behind him, whirls around)
???: (is sitting patiently)
Yusuke: (to no one in particular) THAT'S A KITTY?!?
???: (turns and starts walking)
Yusuke: What the h--- is going on here?
???: (looks back at Yusuke expectantly)
Yusuke: (thinking) Alright. If this gets me out of here any more quickly, I guess I'll follow you... (follows)
Yusuke follows the "kitty" all the way to a large room containing several chairs and sofas, several sleeping bags, a large table with several place settings, large windows with ledges wide enough to lie on, and various decorations. Yusuke watches the "kitty" trot over to a pile of several large, elaborate, fluffy pillows, on which lay another "kitty", except this one had a different coat pattern. Yusuke flopped onto a sofa near one of the windows and waited.
Four guys were walking along the side of a road, looking lost and confused, when they saw a large white limousine driving towards them.
Toboe: Hey! Let's ask them for directions.
Tsume: Let's not.
Hige: I agree. You never know who it might be: the cops, the army, a celebrity...
Toboe: A celebrity? What's that?
Hige: A celebrity is a human surrounded by other humans who listen to him.
Toboe: You mean like a leader?
They stop and the limo pulls up beside them. The window rolls down to reveal the face of a guy with sunglasses.
Toboe: Do you know where (area where sleepover is being held) is?
(voice inside): Let them in.
Man with Sunglasses: (nods, gets out of car and opens door to back) You heard Mr. Kaiba. Get in.
Tsume: Why the h--- should we get inside this smelly thing?
(another voice, higher in pitch): You want to get to the sleepover, don't you?
Kiba: Yeah.
Higher Voice: Then get in. We'll take you there.
Tsume: (turns to Kiba) I don't like this...
Hige: It beats walking.
Kiba: Let's go. We're already late. (enters)
Tsume: (looks at Hige)
Hige: (shrugs, gets in)
Toboe: (enters)
Tsume: (thinking) I really don't like this... (gets in)
Man with Sunglasses: (shuts door, returns to front and enters car)
White Limousine: (drives off)
A large... thing... is floating through the sky. Voices are heard coming from it.
Inuyasha: Are you sure we're going the right way?
Shippo: For the last time, Yes!
Miroku: You know, Inuyasha, you really ought to calm down.
Inuyasha: I'll calm down when we get there.
Shessomaru: Hmph...
Miroku: Hey Shippo, you see those three guys down there? I think they're hailing us. (A/N: Hailing as in waving down a car, hitchhiking)
Shippo: Coming through!
Three Guys: (dive out of the way)
When the dust settled...
Inuyasha: You idiot! You could have gotten us killed!
Shippo: Alright then! You try to land with three guys on your back, screaming their heads off!
Miroku: Need a lift?
Kenshin: This one is needing a lift, yes.
Sanosuke: We're going to a sleepover.
Miroku: What a coincidence! We are too. Could you be going to LK's Sleepover?
Sanosuke: Yeah. Let us on.
The three guys board, and they resume their journey.
Sanosuke: So, you think there will be any good looking girls there?
Miroku: I hope so...

Yusuke had been waiting for ten minutes when the woman enters, carrying an unconscious Hiei and protesting Kuwabara over her shoulders. He stares in amazement as she dumps Hiei onto a windowsill and Kuwabara onto another sofa.
Yusuke: Who the h--- are you?
LK: Don't you know? I'm Lumina Kitsune.
Kuwabara: You're the one who kidnapped Kurama!
Yusuke: (glares) Smart move there, Kuwabaka.
Kuwabara: Hey!
LK: (puzzled) Who? I don't know of any Kurama...
Kuwabara: Yes you do! He sent Koenma an Email about it!
Yusuke: (sweatdrop) Shut up!
LK: (confused) I still don't know who you're talking about. (doorbell rings) Ah! More guests! (runs out)
Yusuke: Why did you tell her that?!
Kuwabara: ...oops.
Yusuke: No duh! Now we're trapped!
Hiei: Where am I?
Yusuke: Trapped.
Hiei: What?!
Yusuke: It's Kuwabaka's fault.
Hiei: I KNEW IT! (leaps at Kuwabara, is knocked out of the air in mid-flight) Huh?!?
"Kitty": (pins Hiei to the ground)
Hiei: WHAT THE BLEEP IS THIS?!?!?!? (struggles)
"Kitty": (lies on top of him)
Hiei: O:O; OOOMPH! (stops struggling)
LK: (returns) Oh! I see you've met "Vincey".
Yusuke: Vincey?
LK: Yeah! His name's Invincible, and his mate's named Immortal.
Hiei: Get this BEEP off of me!!!
LK: Don't insult Vincey!
Immortal: (walks over and sits on Hiei's face)
Hiei: (muffled)
Kuwabara and Yusuke: (burst into laughter)
LK: Oh dear...
Kitty: (appears from behind LK) Hi there!
Yusuke: Who's that?
LK: This is Kitty. She's here for the sleepover!
Kitty: (looking around) Where's Kiba?
LK: He should be here soon.
Kitty: Ok. (goes over to Invincible) What a CUTE Coeurl!
Invincible: <purrs>
LK: While you guys chill, I'll go and get ready!(leaves)
Yusuke: So, what is this sleepover?
Kitty: There is this sleepover that she's having, and we're going to play Truth or Dare, Chicken, and others!
Kuwabara: (gets up and stands next to her) Pretty girl, (takes her hand) will you go out with me?
Kitty: (picks up nearby lamp) NO! (hits Kuwabara with lamp)
Kuwabara: ouch (faints)
Yusuke: (laughing) Way to pick up girls, Kuwabara!
LK: Hey guys! (sees Kuwabara on floor and Kitty holding lamp) Oh dear.
Hiei: (muffled)
LK: Immortal. Invincible. You can get off him now.
I & I: (get up)
Hiei: (gasps) IT FARTED IN MY FACE!
Everyone else is laughing.
LK: Oh dear! They do like to tease!
Hiei: Hn. (gets on window ledge) I'm leaving. (tries to open window)
LK: You can't leave yet! The sleepover hasn't even started!
Hiei: (wrestling with window latch) HN. Why should I care about a stupid ningen sleepover?
LK: Because you're one of the guests!
Hiei: No I'm not! We're here looking for that stupid fox!
Yusuke: (sweatdrop) And I thought Kuwabara was stupid...
LK: You mean... you're not here for the sleepover?
Hiei: NO!
LK: ...(sniffs)
Kitty: Uh oh...
LK:WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Everyone: (claps hands over their ears, cats hide under pillows, Kuwabara faints again)
Yusuke: (trying to be heard over the crying) How do you make her stop?!?!
Kitty: You have to apologize and do what she wants you to do!
Yusuke: You heard her, Hiei! Apologize and do what she wants!
Hiei: NO! I will never apologize to a baka ningen onna!
LK: (cries harder and louder, if that's possible)
Everyone except Hiei and LK: APOLOGIZE!!!
Hiei: ALRIGHT! I APOLOGIZE! JUST STOP CRYING!
LK: (emotions do a total 180) YAY! Now I want you to sit and wait for the rest of the guests to arrive. (takes out mirror and glances at her reflection) Now I have to reapply my makeup again. (takes out laptop) Make Up: Current Location: My house, Destination: Sleepover. Enter.
Make Up: (appears)
LK: Hey, Kitty! You're welcome to use my makeup.
Kitty: Thanks!
They start to tidy up.
Kitty: Pass the Powder Puff.
LK: Ok. (picks up powder puff)
PP: <sneeze>
LK: What the..? THERE YOU ARE!
PP: S---.
Kitty: What is it?
LK: This is the fox I caught snooping in my secret donut stash.
Yusuke: (talking to Yoko) You were caught snitching donuts?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (falls onto the floor, lands on Kuwabara)
Kuwabara: Omph! @.@ (faints, again)
LK: Wait... You know this fox?
Hiei: Hn. He's the baka we came to rescue.
Yoko: (sweatdrop)
LK: Well you can't have him! I caught him, and he's mine!
Yusuke: (recovers) I'm sorry, lady...
LK: Call me LK.
Yusuke: ..LK, but we need him back.
LK: He's MINE!
Yusuke: Don't make this any harder for me.
LK: MINE!!!
Hiei: Hn. This is stupid. (launches himself at LK, get knocked out of air again) Wha... NOT YOU AGAIN!
Invincible: (is smug)
Hiei: That's it! DRAGON OF DARKNE(lightning strikes)ZAP! (falls over stunned)
Yusuke: (looks at Immortal)
Immortal: <growling> (whiskers crackling with electrical discarge)
LK: (puts Yoko down on a sofa) A warning. Don't attack me, or the Coeurls get really mad.
Voice: Coeurls?!?
LK: Another guest! (opens door)
Kira: Coeurls! (runs over to Invincible) Pretty...
Invincible: <purrs>
Kira: (drapes herself on Invincible's neck, looks around) Where's Jin?
Kitty: (looks up at LK from brushing Immortal) You said Kiba would be here!
LK: Calm down! They'll be here. (thinking) I hope...and get out of my head, Hiei! (feels his suprise and Hiei's mind retreating, doorbell rings) More guests!
Yusuke: Just how many did you invite?
LK: (thinks)
Everyone: (waiting for answer)
LK: I forget.
Everyone: (anime falls)
Roxanne: I hope we aren't too late.
LK: You're just in time! Come in!
(enter Roxanne, Kaiba, Kiba, Tsume, Hige, Toboe, Artemis, Alexis, Mikka, Pernauriel, Marki Inu-Hiei, Lynn Shania, Aiko, Yuki, and Tai Wang)
(Tai Wang{hereafter known as TW}, and Mikka notice Yusuke and Hiei)
TW: Yusuke!
Mikka: Hiei!
Y & H: Ahhh! (are tackled by TW & Mikka)
TW: I found you...
Mikka: Cutie!
Y & H: Help!
Kitty: Kiba!
Kiba: ...
Kitty: (runs up and hugs Kiba) My sweet wulfie...
Tsume: WULFIE?!?! (laughing)
Kiba: (glares at Tsume, hugs back)
Artemis: (is hugging Hige)
Toboe: How come I'm not getting hugged?
LK: I'll hug you, sweetie. (hugs him)
Toboe: (giggles)
LK: I'll hug you too Tsume.
Tsume: I'll pass on that.
LK: We're still missing some people... (hears doorbell) I'll get it! (goes to door and opens it)
Kenshin: Is this the residence of Kitsune-san?
LK: n.n Aw, Kenshin. You don't have to be so formal. Yes, come in. (ushers them into the room where everyone else is)
(Pernauriel{hereafter known as Perry}, Marki Inu-Hiei{hereafter known as Marki}, Lynn Shania{hereafter known as Lynn},Yuki{hereafter known as Yuki}, and Aiko{hereafter known as Aiko}, notice the entrance of Sanosuke, Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Shippo, and Sojiro)
P, M, L, Y, & A: Yay! (run and hug their bishies)
LK: Now that everyone is here...
Yuki: LK...
LK: Wha...? Oh! (remembers something) I did say I would do that, didn't I?
Everyone else: Huh?
LK: (brings out laptop) Subject: Shippo, Current Appearance: Child, Destination Appearance: Adult. Enter.
Shippo: *poof* (turns into adult)
Yuki: YAY! (squeezes Shippo around middle)
LK: Now, as I was saying... (laptop glows) Huh?
Odd & Kaze: (appear) Hi!
LK: Hi. Now, as I was saying... (innterupted by James & YSYF appearing in doorway)
James: To protect the world from devastation!
YSYF: To unite all teens under one roof!
James: (angry) That doesn't rhyme!
Alexis: James!
James: Huh? (is tackled by Alexis) OOF! @.@ ...lookit all the pritty pokeballs...
YSYF: Hi girls! Anyone not have a date?
Girls: No.
YSYF: Darn.
LK: (starting to get irritated) As I was saying...
Jin, Touya, Lauren, Elementaldemoness, and Yukina: HI!
Kira: Jin-kun! (leaps into Jin's lap)
Jin: Who might this pretty lady be?
Kira: (giggles) Silly Jin. n.n (starts fiddling with his ears)
Kuwabara: YUKINA! (runs toward her)
Hiei: Stay away from her! (tackles Kuwabara)
(fight ensues)
Everyone else: (sweatdrop)
Shippo: Do they always do this?
Yusuke: Yeah. -.-;
LK: (really irritated) AS I WAS SAYING...!
Koenma: (appears in middle of room) Yusuke, did you rescue Kurama yet?!?
LK: THAT'S IT!!! (large club appears in hand, proceeds to beat up Koenma)
(when finished)
Koenma: *****ouch*****
LK: (glaring at everyone) No more interruptions.
Everyone else: 0.0;
LK: (relaxes) Now that everyone is here, we can start the sleepover! n.n
Yoko: What?
LK: I'm having a sleepover and you are a guest, whether you like it or not! (glaring at him)
Yoko: Yes ma'am! n.n;
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Narrator: What will happen next? Will Kyle declare his love for Tom? Or will he let Tom slip through his fingers? See what happens on...
LK: Wrong show! (fires Narrator)
LK: R&R! Or I'll send Immortal to Zap you!
Immortal: (crackles)