Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ To Fly on Silver Wings ❯ The guests arrive... ( Chapter 5 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Lumina Kitsune 
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 07.31.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 315 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 07.31.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 315 | Status: Completed
LK: Hi! To say the disclaimer today, my brother has volunteered to do.
(A/N: Very Kenshin-ish, don't you agree?)
Infinito: Hey ya! Lumina Kitsune does not own Yu Yu Hakusho or anything else in this fic. Now gimme my donuts.
LK: Here's your donuts.
Infinito: yay
Thinking: thinking
All sit in a circle.
LK: There is going to be a twist to the game, though.
Everyone else: ?
LK: When you dare someone, their partner has to participate with them.
Everyone else: !
LK: The pairings are the same as their dates, therefore:
Kitty - Kiba
Perry - Sanosuke
Mikka - Hiei
Marki - Inuyasha
Lynn - Sesshomaru
Kira - Jin
Tai - Yusuke
Roxanne - Kaiba
Aiko - Sojiro
Ed - Koenma
Lauren - Touya
Kaze - Odd
Yuki - Shippo
Artemis - Hige
Alexis - James
LK - Yoko
Kenshin - George
Tsume - Grimoire
Toboe - YSYF
Invincible - Immortal
LK: We'll start with me. Lauren, Truth or Dare.
Lauren: Dare me!
LK: (turns into a kitsune with wings{see bio}, has evil glint in eyes) You and Touya must be able to each eat one spoonful of Hiei's sweet snow without him interfering. You have three tries. If you fail, Touya must cross-dress and Lauren has to...(goes over to Lauren, whispers in ear)
Lauren: O.O(goes to demon form) ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!
LK: ...OR, I could show them a tape of (whispers in ear again)
Lauren: 8-O YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!!!! (looks at LK, goes pale) ...Fine. I'll do the first one. But, IF YOU HARM A SINGLE ATOM OF IT...
LK: Yea, yea. Get on with it, Hikari.
Lauren, grumbling, gets up and stands beside Touya. Both are handed a spoon and Hiei is handed a bowl of sweet snow.
LK: Ready,... GO!
(after 5 hectic seconds, Touya and Lauren are in a heap on the floor, Hiei sitting in middle of floor looking VERY smug)
LK: FAIL! Lynn, will you do the honors?
Lynn: Yeah! (brings out clothes) Follow me, Touya. n.n
Touya: -.-;;;;; (follows sadly)
LK: ...And Lauren...
Lauren: (slowly takes off her dragon pendant and hands it to Kuwabara) ...I'll get you for this, LK.
LK: I know. n.n;;;;;
Lauren: Kiba, Truth or Dare.
Kiba: Truth.
Lauren: Who do you like better: Chezza(sp?) or Kitty?
Kiba: ...mumble...
Lauren: Speak up, Kiba! n.n
Kiba: ...kitty...
Kitty: Really?!? (is absolutely estatic) Kiba loves me! (Glomps Kiba)
Kiba: !!!
Kitty: (breaks off kiss after 5 minutes) :-)))
Kiba: ...wow... (swirly eyes and a smile)
Kitty: :-))) Aiko, Truth or Dare.
Aiko: DARE! DARE! DARE! (hopping up and down)
Kitty: >:-))) You and Sojiro must kiss Kuwabara. HA!
Aiko: NOOOOOOOOO! 8-(
Sojiro: (looks at Kuwabara) n.n;;;; (A/N: He always has a happy face.)
Kitty: >:-)))) Go on, lovebirds! Pucker up!
Aiko & Sojiro: '>o.o<' (AikokissingKuwabaraonsideofhead,Kuwabarasurprised,SojirokissingKuwabaraons ideofhead)
Aiko: Bleagh! (runs to bathroom)
Sojiro: Tasted like Strawberries. (confused)
Everyone else:o.0 Huh?
Hiei: (looks at sweet snow bowl) WHERE DID MY SWEET SNOW GO????? (looks at Kuwabara and things connect in his head) YOU ATE IT! (takes out katana) DIE!
Kuwabara: O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
Yusuke: Run that past me again...
LK: Sojiro kissed Kuwabara on the side of the head and remarked that he tasted like strawberries. Hiei notices that his sweet snow was gone.
Yoko: (transforms into Yoko Kurama, his humanoid form) Was Hiei's sweet snow strawberry flavored?
LK: Yay!!! You figured it out!!! (glomps Yoko)
Yoko: !!!!!!!!
LK: (breaks off kiss after 5 minutes) My Yoko-kun is so smart and handsome and wonderful and sexy and..... (goes on like this for 5 more minutes) and I love you so much!!!!!!!!!!! (picks up his tail and starts to brush it) So soft...
Yoko: ...help... I can't believe I'm liking this...
Aiko: (returns) Eww. James, Truth or Dare.
James: (worried) ...Dare?
Aiko: You must drink this potion. (hands him a foaming, sizzling, bubbling, hissing, multicolored potion) You too, Alexis. (hands her an identical potion)
James & Alexis: (eyeing their potions warily)
LK: You can drink them later, when I say so.
Aiko: What? Why?
LK: (whispers into her ear)
Aiko: Oooooooh. >:-) Okay!
Alexis: Kitty, Truth or Dare.
Kitty: Truth.
Alexis: What's your real name?
Kitty: My name is (interrupted by Elementaldemoness)
Elementaldemoness{hereafter known as Ed): Koenma, could you turn into your teenage form?
Koenma: Ok. poof (is now Teenage Koenma) That better?
Ed: Yeah sweetie.
Koenma: (light blush)
LK: Continue, Kitty.
Kitty: My name is (interrupted by Hiei)
Hiei: GET AWAY FROM YUKINA! (tackles Kuwabara, fight ensues)
LK: Immortal. Invincible. Break them up.
I & I: (stop fight)
LK: Continue, Kitty.
Kitty: My name is (interrupted by doorbell)
LK: <sighs irritatedly> I'll get it... (goes and opens front door)
Cute Guy #2: You a Ms. Lumina Kitsune?
LK: Yeah...
Cute Guy #2: You ordered 30 Pizzas(ten Meat Lovers(TM), ten veggie pizzas, and ten cheese-only), 2 dozen Ramen noodles, 60 gallons of ice cream in several flavors, 90 liters of Soda, and 20 liters of Sobe in various flavors?
LK: Yeah!
Cute Guy #2: That'll be (names an enormous amount of money).
LK: I'm a member of the Authoress Magic(TM) Order.
Cute Guy #2: Please show your identification.
LK: (takes out laptop, shows him something)
Cute Guy #2: Thank you. Here's the stuff. (hands her small package)
LK: Thanks! Here's a tip. (gives him 10 dollars)
Cute Guy #2: Thank you. Have a nice day. (leaves)
LK: (returns to room) The food has arrived!
Everyone: Yay! (gather in a group around LK)
LK: Let's seeeee... Here we go! (pulls tab)
Package: (starts shaking)
LK: Uh Oh... o.o
LK: How am I doing so far? Please read and review! By the way, who wants an E.O.F? Please tell me in your review! (don't worry, it's cute and harmless)
(A/N: Very Kenshin-ish, don't you agree?)
Infinito: Hey ya! Lumina Kitsune does not own Yu Yu Hakusho or anything else in this fic. Now gimme my donuts.
LK: Here's your donuts.
Infinito: yay
Thinking: thinking
All sit in a circle.
LK: There is going to be a twist to the game, though.
Everyone else: ?
LK: When you dare someone, their partner has to participate with them.
Everyone else: !
LK: The pairings are the same as their dates, therefore:
Kitty - Kiba
Perry - Sanosuke
Mikka - Hiei
Marki - Inuyasha
Lynn - Sesshomaru
Kira - Jin
Tai - Yusuke
Roxanne - Kaiba
Aiko - Sojiro
Ed - Koenma
Lauren - Touya
Kaze - Odd
Yuki - Shippo
Artemis - Hige
Alexis - James
LK - Yoko
Kenshin - George
Tsume - Grimoire
Toboe - YSYF
Invincible - Immortal
LK: We'll start with me. Lauren, Truth or Dare.
Lauren: Dare me!
LK: (turns into a kitsune with wings{see bio}, has evil glint in eyes) You and Touya must be able to each eat one spoonful of Hiei's sweet snow without him interfering. You have three tries. If you fail, Touya must cross-dress and Lauren has to...(goes over to Lauren, whispers in ear)
Lauren: O.O(goes to demon form) ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!
LK: ...OR, I could show them a tape of (whispers in ear again)
Lauren: 8-O YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!!!! (looks at LK, goes pale) ...Fine. I'll do the first one. But, IF YOU HARM A SINGLE ATOM OF IT...
LK: Yea, yea. Get on with it, Hikari.
Lauren, grumbling, gets up and stands beside Touya. Both are handed a spoon and Hiei is handed a bowl of sweet snow.
LK: Ready,... GO!
(after 5 hectic seconds, Touya and Lauren are in a heap on the floor, Hiei sitting in middle of floor looking VERY smug)
LK: FAIL! Lynn, will you do the honors?
Lynn: Yeah! (brings out clothes) Follow me, Touya. n.n
Touya: -.-;;;;; (follows sadly)
LK: ...And Lauren...
Lauren: (slowly takes off her dragon pendant and hands it to Kuwabara) ...I'll get you for this, LK.
LK: I know. n.n;;;;;
Lauren: Kiba, Truth or Dare.
Kiba: Truth.
Lauren: Who do you like better: Chezza(sp?) or Kitty?
Kiba: ...mumble...
Lauren: Speak up, Kiba! n.n
Kiba: ...kitty...
Kitty: Really?!? (is absolutely estatic) Kiba loves me! (Glomps Kiba)
Kiba: !!!
Kitty: (breaks off kiss after 5 minutes) :-)))
Kiba: ...wow... (swirly eyes and a smile)
Kitty: :-))) Aiko, Truth or Dare.
Aiko: DARE! DARE! DARE! (hopping up and down)
Kitty: >:-))) You and Sojiro must kiss Kuwabara. HA!
Aiko: NOOOOOOOOO! 8-(
Sojiro: (looks at Kuwabara) n.n;;;; (A/N: He always has a happy face.)
Kitty: >:-)))) Go on, lovebirds! Pucker up!
Aiko & Sojiro: '>o.o<' (AikokissingKuwabaraonsideofhead,Kuwabarasurprised,SojirokissingKuwabaraons ideofhead)
Aiko: Bleagh! (runs to bathroom)
Sojiro: Tasted like Strawberries. (confused)
Everyone else:o.0 Huh?
Hiei: (looks at sweet snow bowl) WHERE DID MY SWEET SNOW GO????? (looks at Kuwabara and things connect in his head) YOU ATE IT! (takes out katana) DIE!
Kuwabara: O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
Yusuke: Run that past me again...
LK: Sojiro kissed Kuwabara on the side of the head and remarked that he tasted like strawberries. Hiei notices that his sweet snow was gone.
Yoko: (transforms into Yoko Kurama, his humanoid form) Was Hiei's sweet snow strawberry flavored?
LK: Yay!!! You figured it out!!! (glomps Yoko)
Yoko: !!!!!!!!
LK: (breaks off kiss after 5 minutes) My Yoko-kun is so smart and handsome and wonderful and sexy and..... (goes on like this for 5 more minutes) and I love you so much!!!!!!!!!!! (picks up his tail and starts to brush it) So soft...
Yoko: ...help... I can't believe I'm liking this...
Aiko: (returns) Eww. James, Truth or Dare.
James: (worried) ...Dare?
Aiko: You must drink this potion. (hands him a foaming, sizzling, bubbling, hissing, multicolored potion) You too, Alexis. (hands her an identical potion)
James & Alexis: (eyeing their potions warily)
LK: You can drink them later, when I say so.
Aiko: What? Why?
LK: (whispers into her ear)
Aiko: Oooooooh. >:-) Okay!
Alexis: Kitty, Truth or Dare.
Kitty: Truth.
Alexis: What's your real name?
Kitty: My name is (interrupted by Elementaldemoness)
Elementaldemoness{hereafter known as Ed): Koenma, could you turn into your teenage form?
Koenma: Ok. poof (is now Teenage Koenma) That better?
Ed: Yeah sweetie.
Koenma: (light blush)
LK: Continue, Kitty.
Kitty: My name is (interrupted by Hiei)
Hiei: GET AWAY FROM YUKINA! (tackles Kuwabara, fight ensues)
LK: Immortal. Invincible. Break them up.
I & I: (stop fight)
LK: Continue, Kitty.
Kitty: My name is (interrupted by doorbell)
LK: <sighs irritatedly> I'll get it... (goes and opens front door)
Cute Guy #2: You a Ms. Lumina Kitsune?
LK: Yeah...
Cute Guy #2: You ordered 30 Pizzas(ten Meat Lovers(TM), ten veggie pizzas, and ten cheese-only), 2 dozen Ramen noodles, 60 gallons of ice cream in several flavors, 90 liters of Soda, and 20 liters of Sobe in various flavors?
LK: Yeah!
Cute Guy #2: That'll be (names an enormous amount of money).
LK: I'm a member of the Authoress Magic(TM) Order.
Cute Guy #2: Please show your identification.
LK: (takes out laptop, shows him something)
Cute Guy #2: Thank you. Here's the stuff. (hands her small package)
LK: Thanks! Here's a tip. (gives him 10 dollars)
Cute Guy #2: Thank you. Have a nice day. (leaves)
LK: (returns to room) The food has arrived!
Everyone: Yay! (gather in a group around LK)
LK: Let's seeeee... Here we go! (pulls tab)
Package: (starts shaking)
LK: Uh Oh... o.o
LK: How am I doing so far? Please read and review! By the way, who wants an E.O.F? Please tell me in your review! (don't worry, it's cute and harmless)